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@technomanicAncillary

Proud maIIntenance worker and p2IIonIIc power provIIder.

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Rough nIIght. 2hould've taken another 2hIIft.

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RemIInder for other help2men on the tIIne2 two keep hydrated! Your plant 2hould have a 2tock of hIIgh-electrolyte beverage2 two maIIntaIIn p2IIonIIc conductIIvIIty and prevent exhau2tIIon!

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

old sollux wat do u think about gamer supps #Important #SolluxReport

Haha II'm not old but ok! II'm unaware of that partIIcular brand but II do know that a lot of named brand2 u2e very 2IImIIlar IIf not outrIIght IIdentIIcal formula2. II'd have to gIIve IIt a try and compare!

regardIIng my la2t po2t, II'll 2hare a funny 2tory of my own! about three 2weep2 ago, we had a new guy who wa2 really eager to get 2tarted, a real go-getter! II had ju2t fIInII2hed a 2hIIft and II wa2 goIIng to 2how hIIm the rope2 whIIle the tIIne2 cooled, but he wa2 too IImpatIIent! 2o he grabbed on and my overflow IImmedIIately channeled out to hIIm, almo2t blew hIIm all the way acro22 the floor!! IIt wa2 hIIlarIIou2, II 2tIIll laugh about IIt the2e nIIght2.

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I REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS. YOU WERE STILL *QUITE LITERALLY* BEING WRACKED WITH MINOR ELECTROCONVULSIONS EVEN WHILE I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOU ABOUT IT THAT MORNING, SO I EARNESTLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT EITHER OF YOU WERE FUCKING THINKING.

It wa2 a long 2hIIft man cut me 2ome 2lack. Not lIIke IIt bother2 me anyway! That guy wa2 a dumba22 though lol, II thIInk he got culled over IIt, maybe he burnt out IIdk.

GOOD GOD. WHAT FUCKING SHAME IT IS FOR THAT POOR GUY. WELL! AT LEAST IT WASN'T YOU OR ME, RIGHT?

I'M SORRY, SOLLUX. I AM GODDAMN SORRY.

Hey he'2 got a funny 2tory to tell all the hIIghblood2 pamperIIng hIIm 2o II'm 2ure he'2 ju2t fIIne. IIf he can even talk 2tIIll but whatever, the 2entIIment remaIIn2. At lea2t IIt'2 a good le22on IIn plant 2afety!

THE WORD "PAMPER." HOW INTERESTING OF A CHOICE IS THAT. YOU KNOW, IF MY GLANCE NUGGETS WEREN'T GETTING WORSE BY THE NIGHT, I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU USED SOME KIND OF *OTHER* WORD THERE. YOU KNOW. ONE THAT YOU COULD PRETTY FUCKING EASILY INTERCHANGE WITH THE WORDS SUBJUGATE OR TORTURE???

ff2 thII2 II2 not the kIInd of conver2atIIon II look forward two havIIng after a full-day 2hIIft. They dIIdn't render hIIm down IIntwo bIIomeal.

II 2uppo2e a good 2tart would be 2ome fun engagement baIIt! anybody got any good work 2torIIe2?

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2omeone wanted two hook me up two theiir battle2hiip agaiin2t my wiill, and they rever2ed the polariity, dumb fuck2... II got the la2t laugh though, the fiir2t thiing two fry wa2 theiir lfiie 2upport.

NO.

Bull2hIIt.

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NO, I LITERALLY DON'T, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT!

You have at lea2t one, a22hole, I know that.

II really ought two po2t here more, II alway2 feel re2tle22 on my break2. IIdle hand2 and all that.

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < can mew help me get rid of the porn viruses on my husktop :33 < pawllux won't answer me anymore

II'm 2ure II have a good rea2on for that. 2orry!

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < oh mewr a pawlternate purrsion of pawllux!!! :33 < nyooooo!!!

2orry IIn advance for any wII2hy-wa2hIIne22 from my other 2elve2! II can't e2cape IIt even IIn other unIIver2e2, haha!

Hello proud maiintenance worker! That diiagram 2ure look2 liike a Earth human PWR 2tyle Nuclear Power Reactor, though the diiagram ii2 oddly generiic II beliieve iit two be what human2 called "We2tern 2tyle". A2 a fan of 2uch thiing2, do you prefer the Combu2tiion Engiineeriing 2y2tem 80 and deriivatiive2, the We2tiinghou2e 2, 3, and 4 loop de2iign2, or perhap2 even the Babcock & Wiilcox L-Loop de2iign (Per2onally II am not a fan of the B&W de2iign2). II 2ee no annular quench tank depiicted, 2o iit couldn't be one of theiir fiinal de2iign2. Anyway let me know iif you 2hould ever need a22ii2tance, and II have accumulated 2erviice data a2 well a2 plant diiagram2 for everythiing you miight run iinto. The power tube2 over two my hiive are a liittle 2traiined from my beehou2e maiinframe clu2ter2, would you know who II need two get a hold of two get the power capaciity iincrea2ed two my hiive? II would ju2t buiild my plant, but my neiighbor2 would probably get a liittle angry and II do not want two have two fiill out the liiteral tower of 2hiitty paperwork that would be requiired for rezoniing, not two mentiion haviing two deal wiith enviironmental reviiew.

No energy drIInk2 or coffee IIn the breakblock FUCK!!

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(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))

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@archiveAddict[AA]

#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming

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:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

#WECAME!!!!!!!!!

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#creamteam #bouncingonit #cream #wwecame

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#weCAME

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#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.

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WHO'S THIS DOUCHEBAG?

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Apparently #2trutpod2 are the order of the nIIght, 2o a2 a lIIttle bIIt of relatable humor: Doe2 a long 2hIIft at the plant or IIn the mIIne2 got anybody el2e'2 barkbea2t2 howlIIng or II2 IIt ju2t me!!

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@quintessentialSnark[QS]

If You Invest In Higher qUality Sopor Slime You'll Get Better Support While You Rest.

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II've been meanIIng two change mIIne out for the more premIIum kIInd. Gue22 II better get on that A2AP!

What'2 everybody'2 go-two after-work rIItual? II've been debatIIng on tryIIng IIce ablutIIon2 but I'm open two 2ugge2tIIon2!

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xx OMG WELLLL I DONT HAVE A JOB X3 BUT I #LOVE GETTIN HAMMERD ON TROLL WHITE CLAWZ AFTER A HARD DAY xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧

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Hello chIItter! I am lookIIng forward two havIIng a good tIIme and potentIIally an2werIIng any que2tIIon2 about the marvelou2 IInfra2tructure that 2u2taIIn2 our beautIIful 2ocIIety! Or at lea2t my 2ocIIety, I'm 2tIIll fIIgurIIng thII2 all out.

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hon is ur pfp a nucular pwr plant lmfao

It II2! Not the 2y2tem I'm per2onally famIIlIIar wIIth, but IIt'2 a well-made dIIagram and the blue and red are 2trIIkIIng.

tha (im not even gonna ~try~ 2 spell it rite) tcherincov blu glow is so pretty m