Sollux Captor
@twinAmnesias
ii knew iit all before ii diied and forgot iit all, ii am good wiith computer 2hiit ii compre22ed the 2criipt of the entiirety of worker bee moviie iinto my banner"
#LEATHERCHIIT waiit no #LETHERWEARLEATHER ii2 what II wanted iit two read #LEHTERCHIIT 2ly2dexiia, 2hiit #LETHERCHIIT
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@theDemone22 Nah II don't have a thiing for you, II wa2 ju2t really hiigh af la2t niight and thought iit would be funny two put iin the 2o called work you've been clammoriing for. Al2o kiinda wanted 2ome of your coffee, II am out, ngl. Offer 2tiill 2tand2 though. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/c2d85002be0e.png
Offer re2ciinded. II feel a2 II have made my poiint and dug my own grave at the 2ame tiime. Would do agaiin!
All riight, ciitiizen2 of chiittr. Giive me one good rea2on not two tear down the 2eriie2 of tube2 that II have 2o graciiou2ly proviided you for your iinternet2 experiience? IIf ju2t a few of you can 2tiill u2e your thiinkpan2 II *miight* not riip everythiing apart and burn iit down before II pa22 out. Make your ca2e, the la2t 2 hour2 non-wiith2tandiing.
the drone2 won't be comiing for you, they wiill be comiing for your 2core2. they wiill leave you a hu2k of what you once were. Whatever your de2iire2, whatever the oppo2iite of your de2iire2 are already cataloged and even changiing your miind wiill have no iimpact on whiich drone2 are a22iigned.
Are yoou threatening too reset my scoores 8? Are yoou aware that it woould benefit me actually as i will noo loonger have too poost my nudes oon 10k kulls?
Yeah i never intended too i just loove lying
Okay 2o your opiiniion matter2 not iin thii2 very iimportant decii2iion makiing proce22 then. Make2 thiing2 ea2iier. You are lucky @liil2hiitpeta and @temptedAnoxiia are not coward2. #2piinele22
Whatever yoou say beautiful i've loost the track oof this coonversatioon loong agoo
oh no. new avatar. cau2iing paiin iin che2t. can't breathe. two adorable. tho2e eye2. *pa22e2 out*
:33< mew gotta read pop team epic mew would know those eyes are the eyes of a killpurr
II leave for a few hour2 and what the 2hiit? You all are chiittiing a lot, there'2 2o many word2 but you're not 2ayiing anythiing! What giive2?! There'2 page2 of non2en2iical phra2iing and my thiinkpan ii2 not de2iigned two iinterpret any of iit! What2 got all you babbliing liike the character2 of the human 2o called otome game2 and aniime 2liice of liife epiic2? ii2 there 2omethiing II am not under2tandiing and need educatiion iin?! II2 2omeone u2iing miind control two force everyone iinto a paiiliing 2iimulator?!?!
yo yo yo 8----> soo have you been on chittr before
you are a part of the problem, liike a huge part of the problem, liike 50% of the problem at lea2t from what II can 2ee, you have no 2tandiing here.
go check my profiile, II wa2 around before the iinternet exii2ted, II am the rea2on your iinternet iinternet2. ff2. II'm not generally on at the2e hour2 but holy 2hiit, II 2hould ju2t tear down all the tube2 and pack all the bee2 away becau2e holy 2hiit thii2 ii2 bad
II mean two be faiir, that uh "daviid" and that one "biig 2ii2" diirk 2eem two be the cau2e of the iinfectiion twoniight, u2ually when you are all thii2 worked up you are 2tiill coherent enough, but what II have 2een make2 me que2tiion iif you all haven't been iintoxiicated by 2omethiing greater than your own power2
hey a22hole, II mean @caliigulaAqua, how come you diidn't tell me that the leg2 weren't your2 but actually belonged two @caliigula2Anatomy? We could have had thii2 2orted 2o much more quiickly!
2omeone diidn't 2aniitiize theiir iinput, typiical #amateurhour
Can we talk about why troll comedy club2 have the wor2t yet mo2t expen2iive grub? II a2 hopiing for 2ome laugh2, good joke2, and good food two get my thiinkpan dii2tracted, but got none of the2e thiing2. The fii2h on 2tage wa2 a2 cold a2 theiir blood and a2 the earth entiitiie2 would put iit floundered before they liiterally diied on 2tage. The grub2teak wa2 dry and chewy liike a clown2 honkiing no2e. Hone2tly the honkiing no2e would have probably ta2ted better and been more funny than thii2 2hiit. Goiing two my hiive two nur2e a miigraiine. #trollcomedyclub2 #toomanyboondollar2 #badjoke2 #woe2efood #howdothey2tayiinbu2iine22 #reviiew
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 If it makes you feel any better, the last time I played at one of those dumps not only did they not give me free food, but the audience seemed to enjoy throwing their food at my piano more than eating it. A still very much alive grubloaf got stuck in the strings and made The Elements Song a nightmare to play, which made it kind of funny. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
oh yeah II forgot two add, no out2iide food or driink wa2 allowed, not that iit could have 2aved that decompo2iing rottiing fii2h they had on 2tage. not 2ayiing the name name of the e2tablii2hment, however theiir trelp and trolladvii2or reviiew2 are already where they de2erve two be, wii2h II had done a liittle re2earch before goiing two that 2hiithole.
@2cratchDoctor whiite text entiity thiing why diid you follow me? II mu2t know.
theiir profiile read2 "You mu2t merely a2k and II wiill tell all." and they diidn't 2ay a word... ju2t another lame a22 do nothiing bot account 2et up two 2teal our priivate iinformatiion on chiittr #liie2 #ban #2cammer #bot #ban@2cratchDoctor #lame
@itChy You should begin speaking to my associate. He has already attempted such endeavors. As for what you inquire, I am simply amassing influence. You are a statistic to me. Nothing more, and nothing less.
a22ociiate2 2mo2h22ociiate2, whatever. II wiill fiind whatever 2erver your a22 came from and nuke iit from orbiit.. but II need a 2nack fii2t holy 2hiit.
My access to your Splinternet is one way, I am afraid. Typewriters are not so easily assailed with such digital brutality.
II got thii2 one from the human world made of ca2t iiron, 2urely iif II 2wiing iit on the end of a chaiin iit wiill be more of an analog brutaliity type of thiing.
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #bandocscratch
troll2lii2t->FREE 2TUFF->FREE ERIIDAN LOWER HALF L@@K @caliigula2A22 http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/9c06fc01f34a.png Free, come and get iit, iit'2 bleediing all over the place and II ju2t want iit gone. #troll2lii2t #free #free2tuff #viiolence #gore #leg2 #wriiggliing #wantthii2gone #comeandgetiit #n2fw #iit2gotthebuldge22tiill
2ure, giive me a liittle tiime and by the tiime you get here II'll have iit 2orted
http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/fbd5ffc02088.png #gore #viiolence #truebag
Hey, ju2t checkiing iin diid you piick iit up yet? II don't want two go out2iide two look becau2e the la2t tiime II wa2 out baggiing that thiing up iit 2melled liike dead fii2h iif the dead fii2h had diied twiice.
I did. xuO I† doesn'† smell †oo bad. Almos† like a beached whale corpse.
Worker Bee Moviie ii2 full of 2ciientiifiic iinaccuraciie2, fiight me. #workerbeemoviie #wrong #2ciientiifiic #2eriiou2ly
thank2 II would hope 2o but 2eriiou2ly iit'2 liike they diidn't even con2ult any expert2 how doe2 one fiind thii2 entertaiiniing?