Sollux "Thorax" Captor
@twinAmnesias
6'0" 13.37 Sweeps NSFW II'm the be2t there i2 at computer 2hiit banner contaiin2 entire Worker Bee Movie script. Dead again.. (OOC Muses: @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle, @columbidaeToxicologist)
A remiinder for all of you dumba22e2 out there two get exercii2e http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/12e36c2cb841.png II only do thii2 becau2e II deeply care about your health. <3 ediit: 2omeone wanted two know why iit wa2 tagged N2FWE, II 2aiid becau2e iit'2 Not 2afe For Work Exercii2e #n2fwe #exercii2e
Another of my2elve2 very frantiically ju2t iinformed me that KK ii2 goiing two 2teal my hand2. II thiink he wa2 fuckiing hiigh but II2 there any truth two thii2?
:33< if mew warned yourself about it it sounds purretty important!!! :33< purrhaps he did :33< h33d your warning :00
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:33< dont worry!!! :33< i can protect myself, i am the mighty huntress after all!!! :33< good luck pawllux ;33< s33ms like mewll n33d it!!!
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Can 2omeone help me? Do you eat the2e wiith or wiithout the peel?
WITH
Looks like a good 8leed-out spot, not gonna lie.
2o two vote2 for wiith the peel, one vote for good bleed out 2pot, got iit recorded.
your turn, why am ii beiing 2uch a biitch twoniight? II have a biingo card two fiill out, don't fuckiing faiil me.
Can 2omeone here plea2e fiind me a niice hot burniing dump2ter fiire two get 2ome qualiity 2leep iin2iide of? II'm dyiing.
L1T3R4L OR M3T4PHOR1C4L >:?
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OKAY, GOREGLE, GET THIS GUY AN EDUCATION.
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fuck ii ju2t gonna go two bed on the floor but II wa2 really hopiing for a dump2ter fiire two 2leep on, a really hot one
iit'2 apparently #fuckofffriiday, doe2 anyone here ju2t want two 2ay we fucked liike paiil 2tarved crazed pheromone controlled 2avage2 untiil we both pa22ed out wiith our mu2cle2 giiviing out and 2pammiing but not actually goiing through any of the motiion2, wiith no actual effort put iin, and ju2t forgo any kiind of cleanup? II'd be down for that.
ii mean we could 2tiill play viideo game2, do project2, make art, buiild 2omethiing neat, or 2omethiing and 2hiit, ju2t not do the fuckiing part and 2ay we diid #n2fw #viideogame2
eHhH IoN KnOw bOuT AlL ThAt, A MoThErFuCkEr aIn't sTaRvEd fOr pAiLiN. wHaT AbOuT SoMe mUtUaL BuLgE WaRmIn aNd tAkE OuT?
i mEaN It's a lIe aNyWaY. aLl a mOtHeRfUcKeR ReAlLy wAnNa dO Is wAtCh gRuBtUbE AnD PlAy fArMiNg gAmEs yA KnOw?
IIt ii2 twoday II have realiized ju2t how eviil and mii2guiided human2 were. Ye2, they miight have iinvented the2e cool thiing2 called 2cii22or2, however they often packaged them iin a way that iif you already diid not have 2cii22or2 or another blade they were iimpo22iible two actually procure wiithout iinjury. II wii2h two know from other human2, diid whoever 'iinvent' thii2 2ort of packagiing, diid they perhap2 have contact wiith a god, a horrorterror, or 2omethiing el2e, or perhap2 diid they come up wiith thii2 all upon theiir own. 2urely the re2pon2iible party for thii2 blood lettiing iinjury iinduciing wor2e than dyiing hell that ii2 attemptiing two open thii2 packagiing wiithout a tool 2peciifiically de2iigned two murder iit properly 2hould 2uffer greatly and endure a long paiinful death.
Another cycle, another fuckiing cycle playiing tech 2upport for thii2 2peciifiic moron iit never end2.
wHy dIdN'T YoU LiKe gIvE HiM A LoNgEr wIrE SoLbRo? ReAl mAkIn yEr oWn mOtHeRfUcKiNg pRoBlEmS Fr (O:
II thought for a 2pliit 2econd he miight have had a 2hred of capaciity, yeah II gue22 iit ii2 my bad
mMmM I DuNnO Kk sAy hE'S GoOd aT CoMpUtErS ToO MaN. gOtTa bElIeVe iN HiM BrO (o: BeLiEvInG Is hAlF Of kNoWiNg hOw cOmPuTeR WoRk, DuH.
II thiink we can ju2t drop the "look iif u cant giive hiim what he need2 the fiir2t tiime" and leave only the "ur not gettiin 2hiit done lol"
he 2ay2 he'2 good at computer2 but he fuckiing know2 nothiing. for 2omeone 2o 2mart he ii2 2o fuckiing 2tupiid 2ometiime2. IIt'2 a miiracle hii2 tra2h code doe2n't react 2o viiolently when he triie2 compiiliing iit that iit 2et2 hii2 entiire re2piiteblock on fiire, let'2 be real, he'2 only 2aved by the fact hii2 2yntax ii2 poor enough not two be iidentiifiied properly
nOt lIkE SoMeTiMeS, mOsT Of tHe tImE BuT GuYs lIkE GoT ThIs fUcKiN MaGnEtIsM BoUt hIm. ThE CrAbBy cHaRm. LoOkIt yOu dIdN'T ThInK A MoThErFuCkEr bElIeVeD In mIrAcLeS FeR ReAl (O: gOtTa hOlD HiS PrOnG Or sOmEtHiN. yEr rEaL SmArT SoLbRo, CaN TeCh hIm nO PrObLeM.
ii hate gee2e, tho2e cheeky ba2tard2 #2peciifiicpo2tiing
Geese are evil, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
anyone el2e who wii2he2 two get hiigh af and driink rooted beer whiile pa22iing the fuck out ii2 welcome.
II really want two know, doe2 takiing a eviil uniiver2e de2troyiing arc giive you at lea2t get you a good health plan wiith dental? Need two know iif II ever become not dead.
no, because you're probably going to destroy all the dentists
*make2 note2, iif de2troyiing everythiing leave provii2iion for dentii2t2 exii2tiing* *make2 more note2 make 2ure dentii2t2 don't take over organiizatiion, iimagiine the horror and 2ufferiing that could occur, you are lookiing for quiick and paiinle22 not long drawn out torture*
what the fuck ii2 not wrong wiith you?
ii mean that'2 ii thiink everyone here two be faiir and any pompou2 a22 who 2ay2 otherwii2e ii 2hall laugh at
II2 there 2ome kiind of uniiver2al and curated lii2t of funny thiing2 two call Lord Englii2h? We could 2tart one II'll 2tart wiith Bored IInkfii2h
for all your troll2 (not human2) who got the wrong re2ult iin the my liittle hoofbea2t te2t, here'2 a tutoriial on gettiing the only riight re2ult.
Your commitment to the bit is astounding.
iit'2 the fuckiing pollpocolyp2e down iin thii2 2hiit and ii ju2t made iit wor2e
II took that other te2t that troll2 are on about. Thii2 one ii2 not riigged meaniing what the actual fuck ii2 wrong wiith all you other troll2, iif you 2cored any diifferently go 2et your2elf on fiire.
i feel like im not seeing your results properly where the hell are they they all seem blank i wanna know how spike you are how dog like spike you are hungry like nephew sexy caaaaaaaaaaaaaaat no but seriously where are your results
ii an2wered all que2tiion2 hone2tly, thii2 ii2 what iit gave back. all blank.
II fiixed theiir fuckiing 2tupiid af te2t There, that 2eem2 more accurate.
can 2omeone tell me what the fuck thii2 2hiit mean2?
i think u did it wrong im not sure tho
ii am liike totally the be2t there fuckiing ii2, thii2 te2t ii2 2tupiid and riigged.
2top laughiing at my obviiou2ly iincorrect and tampered re2ult2
what the ever fuck ii2 wrong wiith you? -iincorrect an2wer2 only-
:(_had_to_watch_a_full_season_of_matesprit_island_with_a_pal_nd_now_i_can't_feel_romance_at_all
iim re2tiing two much liike ab2olute 2lothful wa2te bag the overre2ter iit2 unbeliievable how much ii laze around ii 2hould get around and 2tart doiing pu2h up2 or whatever the fuck productiive people torment them2elve2 wiith
i'm too funny.
that's_for_me_to_know_and_for_you_to_wonder_about
I was loved as a grub (Both my lusi were culled at a very early age).
yeah_youre_right_it_actually_happened_but_then_it_wouldn't_be_a_wrong_asnwer_and_then_everyone_would_know_i_goofed_it_up_real_bad_style_so_i_was_trying_to_play_it_off_mysteriously_and_shit_just_got_worse_.
\ cant th1nk 0f anyth1ng funny J:( /
2tumbled iinto a waterpark twoday. apparently there'2 gonna be 2ome biig fiight and II cannot get out of watchiing iit. 2iigh. 2tiill 2ee 2ome famiiliiar face2, the popped corn ii2 good, and the 2lu2hiie2 are good, even iif they lack 2awdu2t flavor.
and a miindfang 2howed up and wanted her own park and 2hiit, and then there wa2 a fiight.