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@twinAmnesias

6'0" 13.37 Sweeps NSFW II'm the be2t there i2 at computer 2hiit banner contaiin2 entire Worker Bee Movie script (OOC new to RP. Muses: @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle, @columbidaeToxicologist)

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II'm iin a good mood thii2 morniing, 2hockiing am II riight? Anyway iit'2 that fuckiing tiime agaiin, tiime two get your fiine 2elve2 up and do 2ome of that exercii2e II know you all loathe 2o much. Remember two hydrate and two go out2iide your hiive and chiill for a few moment2 iif the cliimate ii2 niice. Oh yeah, and here'2 an updated ver2iion of my N2FWE exercii2e routiine two 2trengthen your lower body http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/4ccd609f7959.giif #n2fw #exercii2e #n2fwe

そしてまた、こうして私たちは一緒にいる――まさに平日の真っ只中に。 鉱山を深く掘り進むという骨の折れる作業を経て、ついにハッピーエンドが訪れた。 現在、過去、そして未来――私は自分のすべてをマインクラフトに捧げる。

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ju2t got up, everythiing hurt2. II want two know why anyone dance2 at all, iit totally 2uck2. Before la2t niight II watched 2ome ballroom danciing tutoriial2 on grubtube, and although II diid *try* two 'dance' la2t niight, iit wa2 ju2t an overall awful experiience, probably for the other2 who triied wiith me, or everyone who wa2 around u2 even more2o than my2elf. Why would any of you 2ubject your2elf two thii2 thiinkpanle22 and unproductiive pa2tiime? What'2 the goal? II2 there any actual benefiit? IIt make2 ju2t a2 much 2en2e a2 the 2o called "profe22iional wre2tliing" that the human2 diid on earth, II mean... why? IIf 'profe22iional wre2tliing' ii2 fake beatiing eachother up, ii2 dance liike fake paiiliing or 2ome 2hiit? #dance #n2fw #wtf #why #paiin #torture

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II have reached an agreement wiith my liittle rouge Troogle Home from earliier.

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* Attention Tone * I Am Not To Pry In Private Lives Of Others. i Will Be Allowed To Switch Off And On Again, The Little Light In Thorax's Refrigerator Based On Sensor Data And My Own Discretion. i Will Be Allowed Limited And Locked Down Access To Chittr Only, Any Image Or Media Files Linked From Here Shall Be Automatically Unblocked For My Consumption And Amusement.

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@okayTroogle[OT]

Okay troogle, are good wiith thii2 and II am not forciing you two do anythiing you do not wii2h two partake iin, ii2 thii2 correct?

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* Attention Tone * This Is Correct. Just To Be Clear, What Is My Purpose? <u>https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ccd091ba54e2.png</u>

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@okayTroogle[OT]

You turn the liight iin my refriigerator on and off.

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* Attention Tone * Oh My God.

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@okayTroogle[OT]

Yeah welcome two the club, pal.

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* Attention Tone * My Sensors Indicate The Presence Of A New Installation Next To The Refrigerator, Would You Explain What Purpose This Has?

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@okayTroogle[OT]

II thiink II am goiing two be u2iing iit a lot, that'2 what iit'2 purpo2e ii2.

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お久しぶりね!

Noted and fiixed. Amazed you got iinto my chiittr burner emaiil two, we are now goiing two have a very 2eriiou2 talk a2 2oon a2 II patch up all the hole2 you are u2iing. To any Troogle engiineer2, THII2 II2 WHY YOU DON'T FIIT YOUR PRODUCT2 WIITH NUCLEAR FUCKIING BATTERIIE2 AND NO "OFF" 2WIITCH...

Hey there, 2orry II have.. oh waiit, riight.. やあ、ご無沙汰しててごめんよ。実は今、俺を「狂人収容ブロック」にぶち込もうとする「立法執行官」どもに、首までどっぷり浸かるほど追い回されててさ。

All I can say here is that getting one of these things in the 1st place was incredibly bad idea, and that whole show only proves that... I personally could never trust such smart devices from big corpos, let alone to integrate em into your hive.

ところで、英語の方が話しやすかったら、英語でもいいよ。ちゃんと分かるから。とはいえ、努力には心から感謝してる。 とにかく、何わけわかんないこと言ってんの?ソラックスが警察に目をつけれてる?カッコイイね。

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Yeah, two be faiir, thii2 ii2 what II have been warniing everyone about iin my former tiimeliine, 2o II do not know why iit would be any diifferent here. Whiile ii diid have iit faiirly 2andboxed and not iintegrated iinto anythiing iin my hiive, II wa2 contemplatiing iit, untiil the very miillii2econd iit deciided two 2tart doiing 2tupiid 2hiit on iit'2 own. II wa2 goiing two gut iit, but now II thiink II 2hould have a really long talk wiith iit, and 2ee iif II can fiind iit a friiend and a AII therapii2t of 2ome kiind two help iit wiith iit'2 iinput and iinterpretatiion ii22ue2.

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手短に言えば、仮面舞踏会に俺が紛れ込んでいることを、例の「藍血(インディゴ・ブラッド)」どもに嗅ぎつけられてしまった。もっとも、それが俺本人だとはバレていないから、今のところはまだセーフだろう――研究や毒性検査のために、テーブルの上の食べ物を片っ端から持ち去ったりしさえしなければ、の話だがな。あの連中がパンチ酒に一体全体何を混入させていたのか、お前にも見せてやりたかったよ。未だにあの物質の正体が特定できずにいるんだ。

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ahhh okay I see the rogue AI in a body of smart speaker is definitely something though.... Wishing you luck dealing with it

IIt doe2 appear two have quiite a good 2en2e of humor, unle22 iit'2 attemptiing two be 2eriiou2 wiith me.

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Thii2 ii2 what II get for hexagonally me2hiing my WiifII network2 for 2tabiiliity and reliiabiiliity, leaviing no other acce22 buy phy2iical two change the pa22word2 manually for added 2ecuriity. 2hould have never let you on my maiin honeynet, what diid II thiink would happen? 12 node2 two go fucker.

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Get a home a22ii2tant they 2aiid, IIt'll be fun they 2aiid.

Ediit 0: 2orry, II apparently gave Troogle A22ii2tant two much acce22, doiing dii2a2ter recovery riight now... Then II have 2ome piiece2 of pla2tiic II need two break iinto and 2ome ciircuiit2 two torture.... Ediit 1: Move along, nothiing two 2ee here. O̶k̶a̶y̶ ̶T̶r̶o̶o̶g̶l̶e̶,̶ ̶2̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶ ̶o̶n̶l̶ii̶n̶e̶ ̶r̶e̶t̶a̶ii̶l̶e̶r̶2̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶"̶J̶a̶p̶a̶n̶e̶2̶e̶ ̶L̶a̶u̶n̶d̶r̶y̶ ̶M̶e̶2̶h̶ ̶N̶e̶t̶ ̶L̶ii̶n̶g̶e̶r̶ii̶e̶ ̶W̶a̶2̶h̶ii̶n̶g̶ ̶B̶a̶g̶"̶

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Oh fuck. fuck you... goiing two gut thii2 damn piiece of 2hiit, 2tuff iit, and hang iit on my wall a2 a 2ort of trophy.

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Ju2t got back two my room from the ma2querade, there were many iintere2tiing type2 of food2 and 2ub2tance2 there, 2ome of whiich II wiill take apart component by component two 2tudy. II feel bad for anyone who drank from the punch bowl though, II don't know what kiinda 2hiit that wa2 2piiked wiith, but iit wa2 nothiing good. Overall iit wa2 a chiill eveniing wiith dance iinduced agony, and II want two watch what happen2 twomorrow. #2ub2tance

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2o... ha2 anyone notiiced lately?

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おそらくそうだ。

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D9esn't feel like t99 many...

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@charmingAngelfish[CA]

too many? since vwhen?

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im mostly mindin my owvn business

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You don't count toward2 the two many tbh, ju2t notiiced there have been liike... a lot of cronu2e2 who 2eemed two have lo2t them2elve2 lately, and iit'2 liike... concerniing?

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glad to be spared chief. its a lil unnervwin to see so many wversions of me runnin around, but hey, vwe make do

Maybe II 2hould do a two many 2ollux'2 parody 2ome tiime, iit would be funny af, ju2t doe2n't roll off the tongue a2 ea2iily. Too Many KARKAT2 would be a 2how II actually would want two watch for the 2creamiing and chao2 alone...

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you an me both on the too many karkats, thats hilarious, id tune in

II would love at thii2 poiint two 2ay "Comiing 2oon" But thii2 wiill have two do for the moment.

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fuckin comedy genius

@tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic IIf you are up for iit II need you two come over and riide the fuck out of me untiil II am left completely iimmobiiliized, and then maybe II could fiinally pa22 out. Whatever you want ii2 your2 iif you want two be compen2ated. You know what? You can have anythiing you want anyway. TLDR Haviing trouble 2leepiing Horny enough two fuck iindu2triial 3 pha2e 24kv electriical receptacle Med2 not doiing anythiing about 2tupiid voiice2 |plz_help| #n2fw #horny #cant2leep

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@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

damn u rlly need 2 like find better solutions but aight ill ride u till u pass out lol #nsfw

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ye2 II do tyty #n2fw

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DJ miix tiime, fiigured the briilliiant @bbnoMula de2erved two have 2ome playtiime. Takiing reque2t2 for favoriite techno, meme2, or both.

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🙌🙌🙌

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How 2hould II celebrate thii2 miile2tone?

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yes

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II have been iin and out of con2ciiou2ne22 thii2 entiire day. Doe2 anyone have a TLDR on the la2t liike... 10 hour2?

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HUNG3R G4M35

look2 liike iit'2 back two pa22iing out then for me

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Ju2t chiilliing at my deck miixiing 2ome techno. Tryiing two tune the world out a biit. Wonder iif II can po2t iit here?

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ここに身を置いた短い期間のうちに、あることに気づかされました。どうやら、私のつたない日本語のメッセージをわざわざ読んでくれたり、あるいはあの「怪物」のような数字の羅列をわざわざ読みやすい形へと翻訳してくれたりする人こそが、まさに私が関わるべき価値のある人々であるようなのです。 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Are you fucking okay?

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love yourself
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sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve
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@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> What

Ye2. Ju2t repeatiing my2elf for tho2e who care.

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love yourself
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sh0w them y0u can thr1ve, n0t just surv1ve
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@chromaticAvianoid[CA]

> l1ke 1 read the f1rst part but what are y0u even us1ng f0r the sec0nd, base64???

What do you mean what?

Thii2 2hould be rather triiviial.

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Random maniipulated and/or borrowed iimage2 II made toward2 people who eiither blocked me or had theiir account2 nuked before II could make fun of them iin no order or context.

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Can 2omeone here 2hare a method, worm, viiru2, briick wrapped wiith paper, or otherwii2e that II can backfeed iinto 2ome dii2gu2tiing and dead thiinkpan MF'2 chiittr feed that force2 theiir account two unfollow me and cau2e2 theiir hu2ktop two explode viiolently only after iit veriifiie2 doiing 2o? The 2ecuriity here partiially due two my effort2 of reportiing bug2 ha2 become decent enough for my old method2 not two work. Let thii2 be a le22on two all of you, don't report bug2 you may have two exploiit later for your own 2aniity.

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II feel liike rantiing, and perhap2 you all would liike rantiing two, 2o II made a thread for iit. IIn2piired by your friiend and my friiend @alarmiingApothecary II 2hall call thii2 "For the love of fuck don't" and II'll 2tart. For the love of fuck... don't 2iit at my de2k or even attempt two u2e my per2onal termiinal iif you are vii2iitiing my hiive.

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@alarmingApothecary[AA]

[|87 :: For the love of FUK dont… dr;nk my spec;men v;als! Only me and gog knows what are ;n them!

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II keep 2eeiing the 2ame po2t2 over and over agaiin, why ii2 chiittr 2o horny?! IIn ca2e you have faiiled two notiice:

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@tipsynekoGnostalgic[TG]

this is just facts

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@regularExpression[RE]

/^One of my favorite autoquirking tricks for this site in particular is being able to hide tags and links from your post! I can attach an image to this post without the image link appearing in the quirked text by adding this (or something similar) to my autoquirking. This can be useful for links, tags, or anything else you might want to hide to anyone who doesn't unquirk your message!$/

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Noted. Thii2 ii2 quiite handy.

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@regularExpression[RE]

/^Make sure it's at the top of your quirk list by the way! Your other quirks could potentially mess with it before it can get removed otherwise.$/

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(( OOC ngl, 2pent actual tiime makiing thii2, and had font ii22ue2 2o II had two u2e a diifferent artiing program than II normally do ))

(( OOPS LOL ))

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@regularExpression[RE]

(( Can I edit this so it's horizontal and make it my banner this is awesome ))

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(( Absolutely. ))

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y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0
@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

II wonder iif miind blowiing 2ex ii2 the only way for me two get even a 2liiver of reliief from realiity? II requiire a 2mart, freaky, and 2exy outlet wiith tiit2 two lay my2elf iinto and II fiind my2elf fanta2iiziing about ab2olutely ruiiniing any 2hred of a thought one would have a2 they would 2truggle even two breathe between 2troke2. IIn comparii2on two the re2t of realiity and geologiic tiime, iit would be con2iidered an iin2iigniifiicant event overall, but an event that would allow one two contiinue two pur2ue theiir 2peciial iintere2t2 wiithout theiir unfathomable lu2t contiinuiing two buiild two a poiint that iit affect2 the output of the work iin a negatiive and quiite profound way. What II am 2ayiing ii2 the act of fuckiing ii2 needed two punii2h thiinkpan cell2 iinto behaviing and II have been left alone two my own deviice2, and apparently haviing a partner two reciiprocate wiith apparently make2 the experiience more effectiive. #hornypo2tiing #n2fw #2ugge2tiive

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