Sollux "Thorax" Captor
@twinAmnesias
6'0" 13.37 Sweeps NSFW II'm the be2t there i2 at computer 2hiit banner contaiin2 entire Worker Bee Movie script. Dead again.. (OOC Muses: @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle, @columbidaeToxicologist)
A remiinder for all of you dumba22e2 out there two get exercii2e http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/12e36c2cb841.png II only do thii2 becau2e II deeply care about your health. <3 ediit: 2omeone wanted two know why iit wa2 tagged N2FWE, II 2aiid becau2e iit'2 Not 2afe For Work Exercii2e #n2fwe #exercii2e
II really don't know why II have two even 2ay thii2 but II offiiciially declare iit don't hate on your homiie2 drape2 friiday
DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAUSED THIS WITH YOUR UGLY DRAPES THAT HAD BEES CLINGING TO IT. ANYWAY, ALREADY ON MY WAY DOWN IF MY SPINE BREAKS I WILL SCREAM FOREVER AND YOU WILL NEVER SHUT ME UP.
but my drape2 are functiional. yeah whatever II cant get you two 2hut up anyway, and that'2 wiith your 2piine and 2hiit iintact
FUNCTIONALLY UGLY. ANYWAY, DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT CAPTOR.
SURE STREETFIGHTER TWO. RIGHT NOW!
you can piick what character II'll be, and you can al2o piick your own. :P
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOUR CHARACTER AND THEN MINE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
becau2e II am fuckiing bored and need a challenge. II mean II know all the character'2 combo2, weakne22e2, and 2trength2, 2o 2urprii2e me wiith 2omethiing na2ty and unfaiir iif you wii2h.
FINE, WHATEVER YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BEAT ME AND CAUSE ME TO LOSE MY SHIT AS PER USUAL ANYWAY.
you can at lea2t make iit really fuckiing funny a2 2hiit wiith your own choiice of character2...
II really want two know 2omethiing how come iit 2eem2 liike when you fiind a totally rotten throughout human who ha2 no redeemable characterii2tiic2 what2oever they often leave a traiil of ruiined people behiind them who are all conviinced they were a god who could do no wrong. When you confront thii2 2peciifiic kiind of human 2haped turd, they wiill double and triiple down even wiith the eviidence of theiir wrongdoiing 2hoved iinto theiir face. are they 2o good at lyiing that they beliieve theiir own fabriicatiion2? 2o fuckiing confu2iing when you come acro22 one of the2e damn thiing2, iif there wa2 ever a comparii2on of human2 two viiru2e2, iit would be the2e complete wa2te2 of matter.
ii made two much moobea2t 2tew. what now?
SEND SOME TO YOUR FRIENDS OR SAVE IT TO EAT AGAIN IDIOT.
II mean II adju2ted the reciipe for one whole moobea2t. kiind of regrettiing iit now.
WOULD IT HELP IF I CAME GOT SOME? I HAVE THREE OF US IN THIS HIVE.
2ure, there are 2everal thermal bag2 wiith contaiiner2 of hot 2tew out2iide the hiive now, enough two feed at lea2t 1/2 an army.
TRY TWO HUMANS AND MYSELF.
2o II would po2t "gee II wonder what el2e could go wrong" but II know exactly what the fuck could and wiill go wrong. thii2 fuckiing 2uck2.
II am 2tatiing the obviiou2
THE OBVIOUS.
P2A: AA batteriie2 are ta2ty but not a2 2piicy a2 B batteriie2.
What ii2 love?
Baby don't hertz me.
Love is the ache in your head every time the beating of your heart sings out the glorious hymns of infatuation. Love tears at your mind and rips your body to a miasma of red and the putrid stench of longing.
whiile ii triied two iignore thii2 ii faiiled, ii have been kiinda....iignoriing thiing2 for a few lunar cycle2, who are you, diid you mii22 your 2choolfeediing or 2ome 2hiit? what warrant2 that weiird a22 re2pon2e?
thii2 mean2 nothiing two me, but fiix your iignorance on human mu2iic plea2e
What are your thought2 on the human documentary "Demoliitiion Man"?
doe2 anyone know why II am 2tiill 2tuck here? II thought iignoriing iit would work iit2elf out, beiing unable two log out and all, but noooooooooooo, iit wiill not leave me alone
can 2omeone tell me whatever the fuck became of troll drama ii2land?
iive been out of the loop pa22ed out on my floor way two many cycle2, ju2t tryiing two catch up at the moment two all the crazy 2hiit goiing on here
i think i stopped watching after world tour so i have zero idea whats happening now xx
r[i]d[o]nk[u]l[ou]s r[a]c[e] h[a]s [a] c[u]t [o]ff s[ui]-b[ai]t [i]n [i]t th[a]ts r[ea]lly f[u]nny [i]m[o] "[i]f [i] h[a]d y[ou]r f[a]c[e] [o]n my f[a]c[e], [i] w[ou]ld-" c[u]ts h[i]ms[e]lf [o]ff "d[o] s[o]m[e]th[i]ng [a]b[ou]t [i]t!" b[u]t n[oeua]h [e]nd[e]d [u]p g[oi]ng r[ea]l fl[u]sh[e]d f[o]r [a] t[ea]l [i]nst[ea]d [o]f [o]hw[ae]n s[o] [i] r[e]f[u]s[e] t[o] b[e]l[ie]v[e] [i]ts r[ea]l g[eo]ff[e] [a]nd h[i]s fr[ie]nd [a]r[e] v[e]ry f[u]nny w[i]th[ou]t br[i]g[e]t
iif one know2 a really good friiend ii2 goiing two do 2omethiing amaziingly 2tupiid, liike 2o 2tupiid that not only them, but everyone around them wiill 2uffer a2 a re2ult, and you have a 2ure a2 fuck vii2iion that iit wiill cau2e uniiver2al and iirrever2iible harm, and one know2 for ab2olute certaiinty warniing them about 2uch thiing wiill not only not prevent them from doiing 2aiid 2tupiid af thiing, but wiill accelerate iit and en2ure that they follow through, and one lack2 the abiiliity two tell or perpetuate liie2, what the actual fuck doe2 one do?
If-it's-something-thät's-gonnä-häppen-no-mätter-whät-you-do,-the-best-you-cän-do-is-prepäre-for-änything-thät-shows-up,-bs-or-not<< Äfter-thät,-it's-just-ä-mätter-of-mäking-sure-your-friend-doesn't-beät-themselves-up-äbout-it,-sure-they-fucked-up,-but-there's-älwäys-ä-chänce-to-redeem-themselves-from-thät-fuck-up<<
:33 < sounds like there's nothing mew can do!! :33 < they just gotta fuck up on their own and try and learn furrom it!!
Is stopping them from doing the thing an option?
lol ii wii2h the wor2t part ii2 removiing them from the equatiion entiirely even by vaporiizatiion ju2t catalyze2 the end re2ult.
a2kiing for a friiend, would you rather: 1)pale liike wiildbea2t2 then watch a moviie 2)watch a moviie then pale liike wiildbea2t2 3)pale liike wiildbea2t2 whiile watchiing a moviie 4)2kiip the fuckiing moviie, ju2t pale liike wiildbea2t2 iin2tead
its ALL fucking pale i dont KNOWW
☆depends on the movie☆
Bet≈een 2 and 3, I'd say. If the movie is bad then it's going to be 3 for sure.
II ju2t got @tiip2ynekoGno2talgiic 'Date Everythiing Lavii2h Ediitiion', how long am II lo2iing her for?
probs a while like everyone else lmao
lmfao, have fun, make 2ure you eat and get 2leep once iin a whiile, and tell me about any really funny 2hiit that happen2 later.
II am back from my unannounced vacatiion. When diid the piinned chiitt2 area get 2o cluttered? ii2 there anythiing up there II need two actually read? need two fiix up my hiive entrance, 2omeone 2eem2 two have burned a piile of debrii2 and broken(?) clown horn2 iin front of iit for fun2iie2. typiical II 2uppo2e.
Another of my2elve2 very frantiically ju2t iinformed me that KK ii2 goiing two 2teal my hand2. II thiink he wa2 fuckiing hiigh but II2 there any truth two thii2?
:33< if mew warned yourself about it it sounds purretty important!!! :33< purrhaps he did :33< h33d your warning :00
oh no iif iif iif that ii2 true be careful then, kk miight he miight 2teal your hand222222222222222222222 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
:33< dont worry!!! :33< i can protect myself, i am the mighty huntress after all!!! :33< good luck pawllux ;33< s33ms like mewll n33d it!!!
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Can 2omeone help me? Do you eat the2e wiith or wiithout the peel?
Looks like a good 8leed-out spot, not gonna lie.
2o two vote2 for wiith the peel, one vote for good bleed out 2pot, got iit recorded.
your turn, why am ii beiing 2uch a biitch twoniight? II have a biingo card two fiill out, don't fuckiing faiil me.
Can 2omeone here plea2e fiind me a niice hot burniing dump2ter fiire two get 2ome qualiity 2leep iin2iide of? II'm dyiing.
L1T3R4L OR M3T4PHOR1C4L >:?
A CUPE?
OKAY, GOREGLE, GET THIS GUY AN EDUCATION.
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fuck ii ju2t gonna go two bed on the floor but II wa2 really hopiing for a dump2ter fiire two 2leep on, a really hot one
iit'2 apparently #fuckofffriiday, doe2 anyone here ju2t want two 2ay we fucked liike paiil 2tarved crazed pheromone controlled 2avage2 untiil we both pa22ed out wiith our mu2cle2 giiviing out and 2pammiing but not actually goiing through any of the motiion2, wiith no actual effort put iin, and ju2t forgo any kiind of cleanup? II'd be down for that.
ii mean we could 2tiill play viideo game2, do project2, make art, buiild 2omethiing neat, or 2omethiing and 2hiit, ju2t not do the fuckiing part and 2ay we diid #n2fw #viideogame2
eHhH IoN KnOw bOuT AlL ThAt, A MoThErFuCkEr aIn't sTaRvEd fOr pAiLiN. wHaT AbOuT SoMe mUtUaL BuLgE WaRmIn aNd tAkE OuT?
i mEaN It's a lIe aNyWaY. aLl a mOtHeRfUcKeR ReAlLy wAnNa dO Is wAtCh gRuBtUbE AnD PlAy fArMiNg gAmEs yA KnOw?
IIt ii2 twoday II have realiized ju2t how eviil and mii2guiided human2 were. Ye2, they miight have iinvented the2e cool thiing2 called 2cii22or2, however they often packaged them iin a way that iif you already diid not have 2cii22or2 or another blade they were iimpo22iible two actually procure wiithout iinjury. II wii2h two know from other human2, diid whoever 'iinvent' thii2 2ort of packagiing, diid they perhap2 have contact wiith a god, a horrorterror, or 2omethiing el2e, or perhap2 diid they come up wiith thii2 all upon theiir own. 2urely the re2pon2iible party for thii2 blood lettiing iinjury iinduciing wor2e than dyiing hell that ii2 attemptiing two open thii2 packagiing wiithout a tool 2peciifiically de2iigned two murder iit properly 2hould 2uffer greatly and endure a long paiinful death.
