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@twinAmnesias

6'0" 13.37 Sweeps NSFW II'm the be2t there i2 at computer 2hiit banner contaiin2 entire Worker Bee Movie script. Dead again.. (OOC Muses: @unacceptableCitrus, @okayTroogle, @columbidaeToxicologist)

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 8051Kull Score: 1396768 followers62 following
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@aridScuttler[AS]

im watchin dis hard as a brick rn #nsfw

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

funny what ii am watchiing riight now ii2 totally hard a2 a briick ii wiill po2t piicture

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Another of my2elve2 very frantiically ju2t iinformed me that KK ii2 goiing two 2teal my hand2. II thiink he wa2 fuckiing hiigh but II2 there any truth two thii2?

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Ratio: 1.20
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@arsenicCatnaps[AC]

:33< if mew warned yourself about it it sounds purretty important!!! :33< purrhaps he did :33< h33d your warning :00

oh no iif iif iif that ii2 true be careful then, kk miight he miight 2teal your hand222222222222222222222 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@arsenicCatnaps[AC]

:33< dont worry!!! :33< i can protect myself, i am the mighty huntress after all!!! :33< good luck pawllux ;33< s33ms like mewll n33d it!!!

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I do not. *Like* feeling tired.

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Kull: +5
Total: 12
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do you al2o liike burniing, liike burniing iin2iide a fiire? a2kiing for a friiend.

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHIT !! [[No Typo Detected]]

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Kull: +7
Total: 12
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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

UGH. WHAT A MESS THEY LEFT BEHIND OF MY FUCKING HOUSE.

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ii diidn't do iit

Can 2omeone help me? Do you eat the2e wiith or wiithout the peel?

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2o two vote2 for wiith the peel, one vote for good bleed out 2pot, got iit recorded.

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| greetings chittr. nothing new from me. never will be.

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Total: 29
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diidn't thiink 2o. keep calm and carry not on

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@broSprite[BS]

Nobody on this website knows how to interact normally with anyone else huh.

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Kull: +24
Total: 43
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are you ju2t now formiing that hypothe2ii2 now troll Eiin2teiin?

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@broSprite[BS]

Case and point. Why would I be troll Einstein when I’m not a troll. You have to know there’s a human equivalent of Einstein. This is so dumb.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
@broSprite[BS]

II gue22 that'2 a dii22, what the hell ii2 normal when 2urrounded by not your 2peciie2?

Can 2omeone here plea2e fiind me a niice hot burniing dump2ter fiire two get 2ome qualiity 2leep iin2iide of? II'm dyiing.

Kult: +37
Kull: +35
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.06
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@gibbetCoordinator[GC]

L1T3R4L OR M3T4PHOR1C4L >:?

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

A CUPE?

ye2

Kult: +2
Total: 2

okay troogle what ii2 a "cupe"?

* Attention Tone * Cupe Typically Refers To The Canadian Union Of Public Employees, Canada's Largest Labor Union With Over 800,000 Members. It Advocates For Workers' Rights, Fair Pay, And Safe Working Conditions Across Various Public And Para-public Sectors.the Union Operates Across Several Core Sectors, Providing Essential Services To Communities Across Canada. Its Primary Areas Of Representation Include:health Care: Nurses, Hospital Staff, And Long-term Care Workers.education: Teachers' Aides, Custodians, Administrative Staff, And University Employees.municipalities: City Workers, Public Works, And Administrative Personnel.emergency Services: Paramedics, Dispatchers, And Related Support Staff.social Services & Utilities: Community Workers, Librarians, And Transit/transportation Employees.for Official Updates, Resources, Or To Find Specific Local Branches And Collective Agreements, You Can Visit The Official Cupe Webbedsite.

@okayTroogle[OT]

wtaf @2urlyTabloiid

fuck ii ju2t gonna go two bed on the floor but II wa2 really hopiing for a dump2ter fiire two 2leep on, a really hot one

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

The leg bone is connected to the neck bone.

Kult: +39
Kull: +7
Total: 46
Ratio: 5.57

Thii2 ii2 what happen2 when you tell a grand hiighblood a joke that doe2n't land

iit'2 apparently #fuckofffriiday, doe2 anyone here ju2t want two 2ay we fucked liike paiil 2tarved crazed pheromone controlled 2avage2 untiil we both pa22ed out wiith our mu2cle2 giiviing out and 2pammiing but not actually goiing through any of the motiion2, wiith no actual effort put iin, and ju2t forgo any kiind of cleanup? II'd be down for that.

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Kull: +25
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.28
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@capriciousWardog[CW]

eHhH IoN KnOw bOuT AlL ThAt, A MoThErFuCkEr aIn't sTaRvEd fOr pAiLiN. wHaT AbOuT SoMe mUtUaL BuLgE WaRmIn aNd tAkE OuT?

two much work

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

i mEaN It's a lIe aNyWaY. aLl a mOtHeRfUcKeR ReAlLy wAnNa dO Is wAtCh gRuBtUbE AnD PlAy fArMiNg gAmEs yA KnOw?

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can't argue wiith that

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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

?why is it so much harder now to piss you fuckers off latelY

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

EMBRACE PAIN.

Kult: +25
Kull: +19
Total: 44
Ratio: 1.32

got my fiill of that whether ii want iit or not, all the tiime for all tiime, can II fuckiing plea2e have a 2iide of voiid and nothiingne22 once iin a whiile?

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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

NO.

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iit fuckiing fiigure2