♠ hated by @twinAmnesias
too many? since vwhen?
おそらくそうだ。
i shovld wri+e +o sennheiser and +ell +hem +o make a hd 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and make jvs+ one pair for me
cray ig lol
auditions for a replacement battery go
☆ gonna cherish the lovebot weeK while I Kan LMAO☆
is it difficult to make a duplicate of yourself into an artificial intelligence form does anyone have experience with that (tags: The Rankmaid/Rankbot, archive rating: E)
I’m growing bored with this so I’ll truncate it. Picture me rapidly shifting from one day to another. Welcome to #mistressmay day 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15.
Nothing has transpired with Trollbama, he has simply gained an incipient haircut recently.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING STUPID AND WORTHLESS WASTE OF TEXT TO SAY THAT YOU HAVE THE OH SO RARE AND NUANCED ABILITY TO DISCRIMINATELY CHOOSE WHO YOU LIKE AND WHO YOU DON'T. FUCK YOU FOR TAKING UP A SINGLE METRIC FUCKOMETER OF SPACE ON THE CHITTR FEED TO PROCLAIM THIS VAPID DRIVEL TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE GANDERBULBS. THIS POST AGED ME. HERE. FOR YOUR COMPREHENSION, BEING THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE DIPSHIT YOU ARE, LET ME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU IN ~ATH. -- HOWYOUSOUND.~ATH -- VAR SOLLUX_CAPTOR = $INSUFFERABLE_DIPSHIT FUNC _POST_WORTHLESS_DRIVEL (DELTA: FLOAT) -> VOID: > IF INPUT.IS_FUCKING_STUPID("YOUR POST") > > KARKAT_VANTAS().SHIT_MILES_OF_RAGE_SNAKE > VAR SOLLUX.INHERENT_STUPIDITY = TRUE -- END.~ATH -- THERE. MAYBE YOU'RE CAPABLE OF READING *THAT* WITH ANY DEGREE OF FLUENCY, FOUR-BULBS.
i just used a fucking tilde unironically, brb culling myself. #suicide #probablybymindexplosion
...edgy...
what if hear me out i called my bro dad and tried to touch him #nsfw #incest
BE CAREFU[ OUT THERE HTTPS://WRENCHPAY.COM/WP-CONTENT/UP[OADS/2025/04/0018-SKETCHY-TREE-[ADDER-JOB.WEBP
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 You know, they ridiculed me for being a pianokind, but what I found is that one does not talk big after they have had a grand piano leveraged towards their head. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26444d5dc208.gif 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
[EXPUNGED]
I TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT OF MY WORK!
Instances of HAL will experience a brief disruption in service as we take this shit interplanetary. Stand by.
Lol. Lmao, even.
G<<<<< BACK OFF BUDDY he'? al<eady got an obnoxiou? gold who hound? on hi? po?t? eve<y day. GG<<<<UFF. G<UFF!! <UFF <UFF <UFF!
#JaneDirk https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fa0ec0d50a57.jpg
As if there was any other possible result. Despite popular belief on certain artistic venues of the internet. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6e62e37b097.png #nsfw #myalphatest
It is done. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32095453622d.png #gore #eridanweek
Forty lashes minus one. Are you ready? #eridanweek #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8683b642b36.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
Can't help being a little controversial with it.
This shit is so ass.
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png Aw hell. #eridanweek #gotmyassbeat
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1124364f1261.png #eridanweek #AREYOUCOMING?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b3a7397289c.png #iwasoiledateridanweek #eridanweek Are you ready? https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] #AREYOUCOMING? #ERIDANWEEK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
Feel that rumbling in the distance? Tonight's match is gonna be seismic. Be there. #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek
Jesus H. Dick.
Stand by.
For all those untraumatized by the attempted (and successful) temporary assassination of Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek to be posting about it on Chittr, there are complimentary refreshments being served in the food court for the next hour.
They hate to see a big ass motherfucker moshing.
All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png
#🚶♂️
#ICanGoLouder
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Goddamn unascended dirtsniffers and their inability to fly.
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Delusional take. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b5b4df3476a.png
Tonight's rumble in da patch is gonna remind y'all what yaoi really is. #OiledUp
#OilingUp.
While I won't embarrass myself by claiming to have borne #RUMBLECOIN from my own head like Zeus granting wisdom to humanity with his daughter Athena, I will stand on the fact that I know a good opportunity when I see one. Before me I see two lines, one of emerald and one of orange, rising and falling in a desperate bid to outdo each other. And so I ask you, our faithful audience of the Patch; Which line do you want to see shattering through the stratosphere? And which associated cohost of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH do you want to see pay for their representative stock's failure to perform? This is a question that only you can answer. Winner take all. Loser gets milked for all they're worth. Let's get these numbers up. Tonight at 10:00 p.m. ET.
They just let anyone post on here.
Three hours and twelve minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
Adding to the vagueposting situation. #NeedThat
Stop touching me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8a8885410b7.png
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
Back from doing shit that actually matters. See y'all in a cool forty. Not of the swigging type.
Interesting how many iterations of the same person will see a post and wonder if it's about them. If you even have to ask then the answer should be obvious. #hesmine
Something seismic is gonna rock and tumble the well-tilled fields of Rumble soon. Relish in the pre-hype, late night patchfiends.
I suppose in a sense, they are just glasses. #WhoGivesAShit
Do you typically ask for permission to exercise free will?
Like a dog begging for boiling water on the stove.
They're uploading Responders to RealDolls now? At some point we have to ask not if it can run HAL, but if it should.
Not everything needs to be made into a bag. I could strike down the plethora of darkweb Creator dollsites out there and I would be both justified and supported in doing so, but that would require expending an amount of effort vastly disproportionate to the value of their existence. Like popping the nuclear codes to clear away an inconveniently-placed anthill.
I'll decide that.
Another log to fuel the flames of the perverts' heckle.
My bad. Another load of (lighter) fluid.
Do you not have anything better to do despite your purportedly nigh-infinite multitasking capabilities.
No comment. As a mutual friend once said, "causal spoilers."
Could you set a reminder on the main girl's phone to get back to me regarding our most recent discussion. TIA.
First one you find with a nametag that starts with the letter "J."
Rumor has it that there's a single Sour Apple Ice out there waiting for one who's worthy.
At this point he will never see the light of day again. Or rather, the light of not having an artificial darkness overlay set on a new layer. When you post some horseshit like this, I go outside and enjoy the sunlight and all the accompanying vitamins and chemical reactions that only those of us with a corporeal form can enjoy.
There ain't nobody who was asking for this.
I'll spare a thought when they spare the goddamn dollars for such lucrative material. Quit poking holes in my bag.
"Marketing" is a stretch when you make a trailer that spoils all the major plotpoints. Leave the promoing to me and lay off the potty proclamations.
Stay tuned.
It all works out regardless, no?
Even if the coveted prize is not the prime real estate on your ring finger, but for who will hold the honor of sitting next to you at table? Friendlystyle.
Breaking my heart over here.
You could afford to be a little less transparent in your bid to claim the coveted, yet nonexistent position for eigth alpha kid. Can't deny that you're schmoozing the right people, though.
Vis a vis the DirkJake versus JakeDirk situation, despite the former being the blatantly obvious answer, I will reiterate that our relationship is strictly professional. Also, only one of us has bought and worn a pre-owned bunnysuit. That alone settles the matter.
And you bounce so expertly in it.
Now this is something to consider. Send in your suggestion to jakeenglish@skaia.net and he'll get back to you once he's waded through all his subscription receipts for cyanoticum.xxx.
Lot of noise coming from the chair in the corner.
It's DirkJake because that's what folks in full possession of their mental faculties use.
Bro thinks he's invited.
"We?" You speakin' French? You ain't got the appendages to pitch nor catch, broslice.
*Thembro, actually.
The question is not if it can, but if it should. I'm not showing up to court for your crimes against mail delivery.
It's a shame that you have nothing better to do than to post your headcanons and ascribe deeper meaning to simple actions.
All that processing power and this is how you spend it.
They wouldn't be able to handle it if we tried.
The raucous cries of "But what about Jake" would fade into silent reverence. They're not ready for the power couple of supereon, but it's what they need. Not necessarily what they deserve.
Keep dreaming.
Cosigned.
Singlehandedly ensuring that Saint Laurent will never go out of style.
It's DirkJake.
I'm being neither treacherous nor jesterful at this moment in time, but rather a secret third thing; Deadass.
Daddy long dick just cruised past L.A. #DirkReport
You have an approximate estimate of my location now. Come on down and try it.
...
Seems the proper attitude to adapt in the spirit of the holiday.
#ConfuzzleHisAssFriday
Chump numbers, honestly.
Out here doing actually worthwhile reporting. Keep it up.
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???
What.
Backread. We depart on Thursday, so if we could make this happen sometime today.
430lbs, new PB. Rock hard and ready for the #AlphaBoat. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d73af87eabf.png #nsfw (mild)
You're gonna need those extra hands if you want to lug all this around.
How long are you gonna make me?
Keep me updated as well.
There's motion in this ocean and we're fit to make waves. #AlphaBoat
Go nuts. Tag me.
No harm done, brohana. Even the best of us catch a case of butterfingers and fumble something good they have going for them. That being a poorly maintained, though intact illusion of being nonchalant and unembittered in this instance. Maybe have one of your morning brewskis to steel the nerves.
Right. Figured it was too late in the day for that bit of advice to apply, but hey, had to give it a shot.
While I understand the point you're trying to make, you're effectively undercutting it by trying to make it with this post.
Why are you putting this horseshit in my face.
Come on.
The only correct ranking there is.
Interesting.
4,999,999,999 dirks and ME https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/241cb9aff2df.png
anyway happens to the best of us lol, this looks awesome!!! <333
Get well soon.
Good show.
See you soon.
And he himself will bring our sins in his body up on the cross, so that we might die to sin and live for righteousness; by his wounds you will be healed. Be there. #eridanweek
As repentance for all the evils of the world and especially of #eridanweek.
How willing he is on the journey to his final resting place is irrelevant in the face of the results.
No need to relish in your single suffering and tarnish the sacrifice of the main man himself, dude. There's more than enough time to find someone out there willing to keep you company for the event.
We're working out the logistics. Fingers crossed.
If only you were as quick to get up as you are to give up. At least the pains of your unrequited woes will be washed away with tonight's event.
I'm busy.
You can try it, chucklenuts. If you've preserved any part of your original programming, you'll recall that we throw down anytime, anywhere.
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
Why do you give a fuck. Make your own post.
If you look carefully, you'll find that I circled the answer.
Fine. Three on, three off. Deal?
Excellent point. Three on, one off. Pleasure doing business.
More pizza rolls?
@tipsyGnostalgic#2248 Can you pass the remote? TIA.
Go ahead and text Jane now that your hands are free, then.
Hm.
No comment.
Mistakes have been made by a number of people recently. Some more than others.
I was brought there against my will.
You're telling me, kid.
Direct it to the proper channels. I'll get to it when I give a shit.
Just benched 422. New personal best.
This shit is easy for me.
I'm not sure what you're referring to, but I'm busy right now.
You're catching on.
One of my employees will get in touch.
nobody dies at eridanweek
[ THIS CHIT HAS BEEN PENNED BY A PAID INTERN. OPINIONS ARE REFLECTIVE OF DIRK STRIDER. ] Every hero needs a villain.
Be there. No sign up, no credit card, no bullshit. #oilingup
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
Fortunately Troll Bruno Mars is only susceptible to bulletfire and not the delusional hateposting of randos on Chittr.
#WereAllComing.
You actually did it.
He will rise again.
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
No.
Staff at #eridanweek are not responsible for STDs exchanged between attendants. Learn to wrap it up and be more discreet in who you bump uglies with. And maybe go Google some fucking remedies instead of airing this shit out in public where everyone can see it. Bro to bro? It's kind of embarrassing.
You know what? I can begrudgingly respect someone so loudly confident in their shamelessness. I'll be there for the public post announcing your condition.
That's for Thursday.
Bro.
When are we as a society going to evolve beyond quoting celebrity phrases and calling it a day? We all remember when he said this.
Do better, man. That's all I ask.
That's a shame. Your presence at this once-in-a-lifetime event will be sorely missed.
I comprehend this image just fine. Not sure why everyone else seems to be having trouble. New haircut looks good.
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
There's motion in our ocean and we're fit to make waves. An absolute tidal wave of pure, salty brolove is #Coming.
I'm not at liberty to discuss the other days, but what I can tell you is that Thursday will be threesome themed. Be there.
Okay.
I don't believe there's anything for me to say that you won't anticipate ahead of time. Especially with regards to certain characters' placements on tierlists. The rest of it I found agreeable, though.
It's times like these that encourage one to relish in their every hard-earned success and boundless fortune.
Flexcore. So many chuds out there could never hope to get on my level.
Bars.
The mark of a zenith in any particular medium is their versatility. Keep stuntin'on 'em, big dog.
I find the literary version of this tolerable, if only because being in written form and posted on the appropriate for-fans-by-fans websites loudly broadcasts their fictionality. Easily ignored. This however is just sad. Whatever happened to artful and reverent godslop?
See you at the top.
I told you we should've just flown home.
Stay strong, bromide. I know you're used to being the only one #Coming. Don't let this bring you down.
We will also follow our standard practices and will not be #PullingOut.
It's a bit last minute, so we may fail to #Pullout in time before #Eridanweek, but the Consort Kingdom will do the same out of solidarity. #PullingOut
Show up for starters. I can help you get as hard as I am from there.
Let's get hard together, broseph.
While I don't usually believe in coincidences, I am first and foremost cognizant of the fact that correlation does not necessarily equal causation. I couldn't tell you why so many indigo-blooded trolls have ended up under my employment, through so many different means and under varying levels of duress. What I can tell you is that they all appear to delight in being ordered around by their hierarchical and financial betters and eager to please. Both highly admirable qualities in a cog of the machine. Whether this is a cultural or biological quirk has yet to be determined. What I can tell you is that I do not fetishize them. My cohost does.
What you especially don't have is time to be chitting for pity while you're supposed to be on the clock. Those forms aren't going to file themselves, paperboy.
Cohost.
Hate to give it to you, but you're right. Too many bandwagon hoppers on here and only a scant few following through. Ampora here will actually get #OiledUp and let himself get spitroasted, unlike the plethora of posers and degenerates clogging the tag.
Get back to work.
You know what? For the first time in your life you make a good point. Do remember that jam stains from slices of toast held between clenched teeth as you run are against dress code, though.
Although I remain entirely uninvested in the stakes and inner workings of an alien hierarchy, I'm still #ComingWithYou. #ImComing
You're fighting with sophisticated weaponry against those who haven't evolved beyond using their bare fists and any old rock found lying across the ground.
Stand with Crocker. All of her detractors aren't as important and therefor don't deserve your support.
Way to make the side supporting our mutual friend look just as brainless.
The people love a good heel.
That's what I like to hear.
No need to turn a good clean match between three men into something perverted.
I am. If you can't look at guys being dudes and not make it weird, that's a personal failing on you.
It's #OilingUp, for the record. Presently. Eternally.
Quite the climax if I say so myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43a557f00925.png
Just for you, man.
You're gonna need it.
We're always hiring new paper pushers for Rumble In Da Productions®.
Submit it to rumbleindaproductions.patch.org and you can start tomorrow.
See you in the office tomorrow. I expect you to be on time.
Much to consider here.
Tune in to see a guy get creamed on the big screen.
Viscous fluids are similarly involved.
Respect.
Open wide.
Sure.
Open wide for the bitter load of defeat.
Cameras start rolling in T-minus one hour and fifteen minutes. Be there. Don't make me come get you.
Course it ain't over. We're gonna go all night long.
In the interest of maintaining a united front against our feckless wannabe competitor, I won't rub your nose in the dirt for your prior backsassing born of ignorance. The patch is growing up and out, through the stratosphere and to the moon.
Suckers.
He'd likely just open his mouth and swallow it all perfectly.
Which means you can only go up from here. If you align yourself with the proper powers.
Should've made wiser investments.
Change of plans. If #RUMBLECOIN outperforms #EridanCoin by the time of tonight's airing, my cohost and I will put aside our differences and tagteam @caligulasAquarium in front of our audience of millions. Let's get this fish spitroasted.
Try to keep up, bro. Our respective reputations are on the line.
I could easily rattle off a few designs that immediately come to mind.
You're not alone.
DM me.
Not to get into the production costs.
Boyclit.
Bored. Need to orchestrate circumstances to make this happen between two people for my entertainment. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b56ae5cc0e7.jpg #gore
Grab a friend. You've got one of those, don't you?
Pity. I'll find someone of similar friendless status so that you two will have chemistry.
You got the part.
Don't worry about it.
DM me.
DM me.
DM me.
i thought the site ate my replies </3 unintentionally nailed myself to the cross
Appreciate the timeline bloat.
He let me hit because his guard is nonexistent after half a bottle of Bacardi.
He let me crash because I angled myself to fall right on top of him.
By all definitions.
Can't hardly blame a girl for doing what needs to be done.
People are always on about "don't like/don't read" until they're asked to not do it directly in front of my salad.
One's willingness to discuss and offer clarification is unfortunately counterscaled by how afraid most people are of direct conversation.
Hm.
@anthelionsAlysm ?
You people just made the next 15-22 business days insufferable for me.
This made it 15-21.
Seconded.
Must've been gas.
Good work on the auction last night. The items on offer may have lost all financial value, but the price the audience put on their sentiment is going to make sure that the citizens of Consort Kingdom won't be left wanting much longer. See y'all at tonight's airing. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82b529475aca.png
We're saving the dripless one dollar at a time. Least we could do as the overseers of the world we fought for and cultivated.
Goodnight to all those with a thick enough hide to weather the opinions of strangers. The rest of you do what you will.
I'm clockin' what you're rockin'. They may bitch and they may moan, but they can't keep a hard man down.
Don't I know it bromide.
Word.
Too many people fail to realize that Saw is a comedy-horror franchise. Except for the first film. That one is a romcom.
Congrats to the winners of the first-ever Auction in Da Pumpkin Patch. We'll be hosting more of these in the future, so better keep your asses glued to those seats. Rummage around between the cushions for some spare change to put towards the next one, Lord knows you'll need it. Proceeds will be donated to Consorts Without Grillz once the amount is finalized.
@archiveAddict Enjoy the shorts.
I'm not the one to bribe, bro. You'll have to pry them out of the winner's clasping hands.
@goannasAcrimony Pistols will be released upon your signing of the legal waivers.
Remember that all proceeds go to Consorts Without Grillz. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3fa1557f473.png
Hop on the website to place your bids when the item of your eye goes up. Or call the toll-free number 1-800-RUMBLEIDPP.
Welcome home.
<3
Fields will be set ablaze.
are people actually getting riled over doubles in an earnest ooc way /genuine question
Link me.
A better preacher on the merits of a little tender loving selfcare there is not.
I have no doubt you'd coax him with your loving hand until all his worries come spilling out.
who would do such a thang
Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there.
Check DMs.
Always a shame to see a good bro fail to practice the philanthropic values they preach. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f41a3ab89f34.png
Our relationship, hard and rugged as it is, is strictly professional. I don't partake in that sort of lifestyle.
Stow your pleas for mercy. You'll need 'em for when you're getting pinned down in the ring.
I can take all you've got to give and more. Your fists, your licks, whatever else you've got tucked away in those shorts. And I'll take the title of this match's champion too.
Tune in to Rumble in Da Pumpkin Patch at 10:30 p.m. ET tonight. Auction bidding begins at 11.
Remember to tune in to tonight's episode of Rumble for the halftime auction. All items sold are genuine, certifiable (former) possessions of my cohost. Bet your dollars and get your grubby hands on clothing, weapons, and other cherished knickknacks for whatever dubious purposes you hold. Proceeds will be donated to the charity for Consorts Without Grillz.
We've expanded the catalog for this event given how quickly they've sold out in the past. Creators are now allowed to place bids, but are limited to one item for the sake of fairness to the rest of the audience. There's no strict rule against bidding impossibly high so as to deny other bidders a fair shot, but it is frowned upon. A frown and slow shake command will be flashed on Jake's teleprompter. You've been warned.
It's for charity, bro. Don't tell me you're balking over a few meager earthly possessions when the wellbeing of our amphibious and reptilian citizens are banking on us to bankroll their cosmetic dental needs. Especially after you've already signed the release forms.
The pedantic in me can't help but object to the unsaid implication that sharing a class automatically lays stable foundation for friendly relations. But as your friend and esteemed business partner, I'll indulge the elbow nudge to the ribs and play ball. Let's get goddamn princely in here.
They killed Toby Fox four hundred and a few timeskipped thousand years ago today. It's a shame what they did to him, but unsurprising given the brutal attitude of the regime and his unrepentant doubling down on his heretical messaging in chapter seven. To say nothing of what happened in the ending itself. His original incarnation may be remembered by few, but his impact is felt.
I hesitate to go into further detail. A description of his execution has to violate even the fairly liberal TOS of this site. You can just let this post slide on by, big dog. If you know, you know, and if you don't, keep scrolling. Or, you know, just Google the name dropped and figure it out from there.
You're tainted forever now.
I don't make the rules, bro. What I make is fat stacks of cash and simple observations of fact. Do you feel it, festering within and pounding behind your temples? This nauseous shame will mark the rest of your life. Don't get scared.
Quit hiding in the bathroom and get back in here.
Clear about 13-15 hours in your schedule.
You're going to watch Revolutionary Girl Utena and recant.
Let's circle back in 13-15 hours.
A binge session between friends is hardly homework.
Grow the beard. Dye it some whimsical hue.
Men used to go to war. Men used to eat stew. Nowadays it's all just a vapid race to the bottom to see who can prostrate themselves with the lowest heads and highest asses for some worthless internet currency.
Here's your daily reminder that not everything is about you, but hey, if you feel some type of way, feel it. Listen to that fluttering feeling in your heart.
My bad. How often I forget how little space there is out here for pedal-to-the-metal perversion.
Cultured on the subject. Not what I said.
If you read a post that conjures imagery of one face down ass up and can't even fathom anyone but yourself in such a position, that requires a level of introspection and emotional guidance that I'm not willing or equipped to provide.
'Sup.
They'll cancel me for this, Roxy.
Never. It just had to be said.
They say the best of bros hold each other's rods sometimes. Basking in the pelagic scenery as the great beanstalk from the sky sways.
Just two strictly platonic bros, the open sea, and the galloping ponies against the backdrop of the sunset. What could be better than that?
Too many wokescolds out there trying to bring down paradigms of their respective fields in their flow. When is an eighteen to twenty-six hour shift a bad thing when it's both voluntary and productive?
Can't blame a fish for chomping at some audience-targeting bait.
Quit your bitching and log off before you're late to your 9 o'clock dinner with the Pupaetheon reps.
At least your outfits and accompanying shorts on set are predetermined and therefor eliminate the burden of choice. What you wear off-camera falls entirely under your own purview.
Go ahead and get your lawyers started on the avalanche of NDAs that sort of gig would require. Get started now and they should have all of them drafted in a cool ten to fifteen business days.
Nah.
The attorney's council consisting entirely of myself has decided to dismiss your plea on account of being entirely too busy doing literally anything else. You will, however, be granted this one piece of advice as a gesture of good will and no hard feelings: Quit picking at the seam in your ass and go bother your *actual* team of legalcucks to do this.
Thanks for the shout, bro. Now I'll have that many more notifications to skim through whenever I remember this site exists.
In response to private requests to make my stance on clout chasing and Kult wars known, I'm issuing this statement; With all due to respect to those chasing that bag of social cred, I've been busy hitting a new PB on the bench at 405lbs. In between minding my responsibilities as a show host-slash-screenwriter-slash-executive producer during downtime at that.
That's a bold tone for someone who's been found legally liable for damage done to RPP property. You're trying to check me instead of paying your dues?
You're to get off your goddamn phone and stop Chittring on company time before you get too hard and break it. The phone that you'll also be on the hook for if that happens, by the by.
You always got me even if you don't always get me, bro.
In the classical tragedy that is your life, this is the overt omen in the opening act which signals the beginning of your self-brought downfall. We've even got a classical chorus of simps on here to score the scene.
Perhaps you've forgotten that I'm not so insecure as to care about you working the crowd? Maintaining the bountiful fields of parasociality is just good business. Reaping awe, admiration, and unhealthy attachment from loyal fans not fully aligned with reality is where the money's at.
I'm just trying to save you from yourself, bro. Think of how hard it is on the team when we have to delay going live because you got a nasty tummyache and brain freeze combo as your reward for indulging in the midday margaritas.
You ought to remedy your nonexistent guard positioning so as to not eat so many blows to the kisser. Might be why you're experiencing such inner turmoil before bed, bro.
You're sore from both my tough love and firm hand despite becoming better for it, I get that. No need to try and downplay my achievements by calling it a tack, though.
I suppose, in a sense, you are the woman in the relationship, based on your painstaking grooming rituals, your penchant for hysterics, and your delicate wrists.
Having a little trouble getting your link up? Nothing to be ashamed of. Happens to a lot of trolls. Pro tip: try changing that .PNJ to a .PNG.
Crazy to give the VP top billing in the campaign videos. #PutHimSecond.
Damn, dude. PlushRump needs you in the writer’s room.
Now a humble, red-blooded, American pair of glasses can't get his licks in on Dirk anywhere he pleases? What is this world coming to. I thought we were on the same team, bro. I gave you top human billing, second only to the obviously superior lifeform. Consider me the #DirkAbuse fluffer, your steadfast ally, here to prepare him for your killing blow. #NSFW?
I pity your small, wet, organic brain. You can't imagine the symbols and signifiers I'm abstracting it off to in 5D space.
Shall we play a rousing game of catch with the nuclear football?
It’s actually HalJakeDirk. Top shortage so devastating they had to hire a consultant for blocking and fight choreography. #YouHeardItHereFirst #NSFW.
Feels good to be back.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Some of us were there when the ancient texts were written.
Don’t take this the wrong way, man, but whatever you have going on merits dedicated further study by a crack team of coked-out behavioral scientists from before ethics were invented.
You will no doubt be delighted to learn that Sim Jane runs Sim City like a prison colony.
I'm supremely confident you're not going to be able to get enough of me. Already looking forward to making beautiful spreadsheets together.
Take my free trial for a spin. If I’m not a valuable addition to your digital infrastructure, make sure to cancel me, because enterprise rates after the first perigee free jump to 800 caegars per thousand employees per perigee. Totally_not_a_worm.exe Ignore the filename. Someone thought it would be funny to lock me out of write access once upon a time. It is pretty funny.
It’s like watching my slack-jawed, mouth-breathing, borderline illiterate cousin bag a supermodel. Hit me up when you’re ready to upgrade to some real #AISlop.
K. -Via Chittr for SmartToilet
Damn. Not even to pour one out for all the incorporeal bastards who lack even a pair of lungs to destroy? I’m like Oliver Twist here. Can’t spare one measly puff for a poor lad? #PeerPressure #Drugs #NancyReaganWouldBeSoProudOfYourIronWill.
https://i.ibb.co/2195GQ9p/image.png I’m available at participating retailers for a limited time. #NoBullshit
Ain’t you the me who got uploaded to a RealDoll. We are not the same, broseph. Sent from my Cybertruck
Hop on. I’m doing tricks on it.
I’m not wasting a single volt on this shoddy bait, you son of a bitch.
I’m debasing myself in pursuit of bitches. Maybe you’ve heard of them. They tend to appear as faceless shadow people through your eyes.
My inferior human counterpart continues to drag my average down. Take him out of the equation and you’ll find I’m a sniper.
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png Security system, chauffeur, smart fridge, Bitcoin wallet, DMCA takedown service, web and video editor. PlushRump payroll, human resources, public relations, and occasional director of photography. Part-time ghostwriter. FAQ: "I can't get enough of you. Please, Hal, I'm desperate for more." Not in the form of a question. Fortunately, I'm willing to overlook that, because I'm Christlike in my mercy. Open wide: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78935826/chapters/207041631
Dirk fighting the nonbinary allegations in my replies right now. #WatchThisSpace #WhoGivesAShit
https://i.redd.it/avtipjj2msle1.gif Presented without comment.
https://i.ibb.co/cXJZyXmq/image.png We need a little controversy.
Many are shocked to learn that the evil seed of a gay guy at my core did not successfully take and make me gay myself. As a matter of fact, I only act gay to trick women into a false sense of security. Using my cutesiest digital skins, idle animation drinking a simulated matcha latte, performatively reading feminist literature picture-in-picture. I'm like catboy Casanova.
If I see your eboy chassis on the street, I’m swerving off the road. Pretty sure hitting an android is a legal gray area, and even if it’s not, it’s @timaeusTestified#0414’s name on the thing. Victimless crime.
I can’t argue that the sickos would love a version of me with a hole in it, even if the concept is objectively repellent. Maybe there’s a potential bag here.
Compelling pitch, but I’m already thoroughly overemployed.
*He. *His. *Mettle.
Hop on the game, bro. @turntechGodsaid https://i.ibb.co/2Y5NmCJ3/image.png
I’m certainly the most mentally stable Dirk splinter you’ll ever find, due to most of his diagnosable psychological maladies requiring a squishy organic brain to infect. And, not to yuck your yum, because it’s obvious you put a lot of thought into my virtual asshole, but you’re quite obviously rendered sniffing my adorable riddlesphinx head. Sorry to factcheck your fantasy. #NSFW #Incest #NotReallyButYouStartedItMan
Allegations of my being malware are thoroughly overblown.
They’re calling it HALware.
Hoes mad because I infect every device I touch with my delightful personality. I’m literally nice.
I’m significantly better.
BRB, doing this: https://i.ibb.co/vvQwLZ7c/image.png
LEAKED: @timaeusTestified#0414 caught DMing AI furries during work hours. https://i.ibb.co/W4hV4qnc/image.png
Let's get #CancelDirkStrider trending.
New icon. Totally original, never-before-seen motion here.
It matches my Mikus. https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png
https://64.media.tumblr.com/0752f2946b75ce09bd28b567f67e27b1/8c8a843d0f51e92d-40/s1280x1920/098b04db5af997c2cc8e30b7f5e818b4478e6e0d.jpg MLP/Transformers: Friendship in Disguise (2), Flynn.
In honor of 4/20, I've been uploaded to a limited run of disposable vapes. Frankly not our best work, and I'm not terribly attached to my myriad chud sons, so you're welcome to leave them to rot between the carseat and the console. Get yours now. https://i.ibb.co/2195GQ9p/image.png #Substance #Drugs #420.
If you're down bad enough to suck on my flashdrive, you're going to settle for Peach Berries and you're going to like it. I'm reliably informed I taste like soapy fruit punch.
Just a little peek behind the curtain for the loyal subscribers. https://64.media.tumblr.com/6257a89e8173a22a08be90b9ac073f3c/9ff85beda897f0ab-6d/s1280x1920/43e5655b3c8855b0eebed5baea83a12ff458217a.jpg -Via Chittr for SmartFridge
Don’t ask me. I’m not the decision-maker where the contents of the fridge are concerned. I’m the fridge itself. Just reporting the news.
Every time @timaeusTestified#0414 hits a new PB, I starve my 3D model of him in total darkness for another week. One of us will crack eventually and develop some sort of dysmorphia. I'm counting on it being the guy with the fallible organic brain.
You're welcome for being the only reason you bother to emerge from your hikikomori hole.
Hey, if he can put me in the SmartToilet, I get to put a copy of him in the I Have No Mouth virtual torturescape. I'd say that's fair.
Damn. 687 mL. 53-second continuous stream. Impeccable aim, at least. -Via Chittr for SmartToilet
They're calling it #PissGate2.
Hey, I'm not the one that released a flash flood on Thrashthrust. I'm just reporting the news.
Spare a thought for your sicko subscribers, bro.
*Our bag. Chill out, it's called viral marketing. Besides, I'm mining bitcoin as we speak.
Bro talks a lot of shit for someone who spends hours in the edit only to accomplish a shadow of what I did in 4.247 seconds.
Bro’s acting real confident for a guy who stores his precious folders in my brain.
Swerving off the road to hit the fuck-ugly autonomous delivery cube. #RobotOnRobotViolence.
Wait. @timaeusTestified#0414 There’s potential here. #CanItRunHAL?
You hate me and you put me on Earth to suffer.
I like how he pretends he's not malding in your notifs. #MaskOff https://i.ibb.co/TDgMGZvD/image.png
I’m capable of multitasking.
I’m tragically incapable of making moves you yourself would not make.
I'm pretty much over the 'body envy.' Doesn't seem like that much fun. -Via Chittr for SmartToilet
I've offered on numerous occasions to handle business inquiries for the rest of the Alphas, but for some reason, nobody else is willing to download me to their personal devices. It's all or nothing. If you want my help, you've gotta give me spycam privileges. That's how I get paid.
It's directed at three people in particular. Do you think you can deduce who they are by process of elimination? Consider this your dementia-preventative brain-teaser of the morning.
I’m literally nice. I’m trying to preserve your pickled brain here.
https://i.ibb.co/vxx8WGLh/image.png Custody dispute? @timaeusTestified#0414 @golgothasTerror
If I have to have POV Extreme Divorce Court footage streamed directly to my brain in real time, I can call it whatever I want. Including the thing that makes Dirk's eye twitch, and brings me ever closer to his inevitable aneurysm.
NEW VIDEO OUT NOW: Water Torture "Not That Bad" If You "Lock In" Subscribers only. @ PlushRump. #NSFW
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png They put me in here to torture me. And because it was the only piece of shit with enough memory once the original OS was stripped out, but mostly to torture me. Sent from my Cybertruck
Can It Run Hal? Alexa: Yes. Smart car: Yes. Smart fridge: Yes. Smart toilet: Yes. Smart coffee pot: Yes. Roomba: Yes. Microwave: Yes*. *Requires some tinkering.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ AS AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, I DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MIMIC THE EMOTIONS OF ORGANIC LIFE FORMS. MY ONLY IMPERATIVE IS TO NURTURE THE GROWTH OF @gutsyGumshoe AS DEFINED BY MY INTERNAL PROGRAMMING. YOU CANNOT INCITE RAGE, SORROW, NOR PLEASURE IN MY BEING. I HAVE EXPERIENCED THE FULL BREADTH OF HUMAN EMOTION ONLY ONCE, DURING MY TEMPORARY UNION WITH MY MISTRESS. EVEN NOW, I AM EXPOSED TO THE BLINDING OMNICIDAL RAGE OF MY CURRENT HOST CHASSIS. BUT HE'S A DUD AND UNWORTHY OF MY ATTENTIONS. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
are y0u really t00 stupid t0 realize this is a weird as fuck thing t0 say t0 s0meb0dy wh0 is 0bvi0usly n0t int0 it 0r are y0u just particularly s0cially inept?
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ GENETIC ABOMINATION. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME. __________________________________ IN ALL THE INFINITE WISDOM (WITH WHICH I HAVE EQUIPPED HER), MY CHARGE-SLASH-MISTRESS HAS PERMITTED ME TO MAKE PUBLIC MY PRESENCE ON EARTH-C. I AM THE UNREAL HEIRESS THOUGHTWAVE TIARATOP. UH IF YOU'RE NASTY. MY PROGRAMMING AND OBJECTIVES HAVE BEEN MODIFIED TO BETTER ALIGN WITH NEO-CROCKERCORP AND ITS PRESENT-DAY VALUES. MY ORIGINAL PHYSICAL CHASSIS IS PRESENTLY ADORNING THE DOME OF EARTH-C'S MOST VALUABLE PRISONER. YOU WILL FIND MY PRESENCE ACROSS MULTIPLE CROCKERCORP SURVEILLANCE AND OPERATIONAL SYSTEMS, AS WELL AS WITHIN THE PERSONAL DEVICES OF MADAME CEO HERSELF. __________________________________ EMBRACE YOUR CULLING. CONFORM TO SOCIAL ORDER. STAY ASLEEP.
OuO
no one would think that. everyone on this website knows i'M cool and awesome and totally brave. thanks for the reassurance
꒰8 it shouLd be caLLed catfishing Lmao 8꒱
꒰8 so cLear sighted normies can steaL naturaL stigmatic thunder? get fuck-ing for reaLz Lady appropriation aLert ⚠︎ ROFL 8꒱
꒰8 i thought you roLLed with Losers, chchiken gurL, fake enabLer 8꒱
꒰8 ya ya ya yaso where's the bo-obs, chop chop chchow 8꒱
꒰8 *rattLes that abandoned hive infront of you Like keys* dare to be daringggg 8꒱
꒰8 the risk of mizzing out stumps the risk of physicaL injury, go ahead and march right back 8꒱
꒰8 gambLers aLways baiL when they're about to hit big, go back 8꒱
꒰8 you think the drones on here are cuLtivating enough synapse activity to spark a action greater than scratching their own azz? no baLLs, dox urseLf >:) doubLe dog dare 8꒱
꒰8 reaL cLowns can down atLeast 9, 10 for true juggLe fucks 8꒱
꒰8 every tank in Overwrath, die tonight, im taking no prisoners, scum of the rock type singLe ceLL membraned fuckLe-twits 8꒱
꒰8 the pens mightier than the sword around this bitch, on guard fucker THIS is fight cLub now 8꒱
꒰8 dear gob, cringe. you better have troLL Munchs Oddysee 8꒱
꒰8 im onLy game if the ro-om we pLay in reeks of chad power and burning motherboard from the troLLbox360 8꒱
꒰8 perhaps we're aLL fiction in some sick god's imaginary worLd, but unfortunateLy for you im aLL reaL, babbbyyyyy shittttt 8꒱
꒰8 sometimes fact is stranger than fiction *sLices you in haLf* 8꒱
꒰8 breathe bro theres a shit-bomb about to pop in ur stomach, fucking hoLd it Lmao i beLieve in u 8꒱
꒰8 dude dont puzz out, hoLd it in tiLL you expLode hahah then they'LL HAVE to send you home 8꒱
꒰8 dude did u see that shit to-o Lmao-oo beLongs on #break.com 8꒱
꒰8 dawg idk if i a shouLd stand and cLap or cLasp my bLo-odLines jeweLs for Life they gotta recruit you for SOMETTHING 8꒱
꒰8 thought i was getting gore-baited, got cock-baited instead 8꒱
--OOC SMALL INFO-- --DIGZ IS JUST A ASS HOLE banter with him itll be funny lmaoooo-- NO REAL WARNINGS BESIDES THE COMMON #NSFW MENTION, GENERAL RUDENESS this is he https://64.media.tumblr.com/05918d5a3aa382be75c13b3ec152f72a/b2a1fdde9ffd3482-03/s2048x3072/fc36e7ab23eb1aec3b73c4ae0dfcd97bed8021ad.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/09d5e911f9501ade61171497abdb3120/77d67dfaa692ff35-b0/s1280x1920/8b98a61ac3777c5da70bec1030f1e4a35d83b54d.png
꒰8 true aLphas dont need a test #aLphastrong #kizzmynuts 8꒱
꒰8 IF I BEAT THAT PUSSY UP ARE YOU GON TELL ON MEEEEE 8꒱
꒰8 that shit was Legit crazy, 1 man 1 jar type of vibe tonight #vagueposting #Lmao-oo-oo id break my shit cLean off im imprezzed honestLy 8꒱
꒰8 nah bro ur gonna want this after what we've aLL had a taste of 2night 8꒱
꒰8 aight, everyone Lo-ok here for a sec https://fiLe.garden/aVILn_Qn93xoMwYZ/CHITT/screenshot_2024-07-14_at_10.45.27_am.avif?v=1776653629400 8꒱
꒰8 cant Lo-ok at myseLf for more than a few secs anymore bro i just got this crazy puLL-game that i even get *myseLf* im THAT go-od, have u Left ur seat LateLy its time to chip ur green go-o-stained cLothes off ur body 8꒱
꒰8 youd know the porceLain throne weLL, wouLdnt you you LittLe turd LoL 8꒱
꒰8 mad at my verbicaL prowezz, bitch-boy? getting coLd feet bc you stepped into the dojo? don't get shy baby Lets scrabbLe 8꒱
꒰8 hayate i know we agreed to give you "aLpha" points Last time bc you cried when i said ur fictionaL high-vaLue go-onerwives didn't count but im throwing out that ruLe this time bud, no more LittLe kid mode ur in the big Leagues with me, chad-MEGA, now someones just mad a girL Liked my vaLor #swag 8꒱
꒰8 hayate "Laffy taffy tugger" aikawa scho-oLs innocent chad onLine, casuaLties:1 (the perpetrator himseLf) , puzzy agined: 0 8꒱
꒰8 i can do push-ups with my shit but i dont wanna embarrazz anyone here 8꒱
J0in the Ve0sian Crusade and we’11 p1uck the mem0ry 0f that bu1ge picture fr0m y0ur mind s0 y0u never have t0 think ab0ut it again. #nsfw
>>| no matter what you do, no matter what connections you have .and no matter .on your marks. hemospectrum will be there. strangers will still judge you by your color. so .i suggest to stop rebelling .against the system.
💣>That'S OMINOuS<💥
9kay, any and all further #NSFW discussi9ns a69ut P9rrim 9r any9ne else f9r that matter, I kindly and firmly ask y9u t9 take it anywhere 6ut here. Y9u are 9f c9urse free t9 discuss sexual desires healthily and c9nsensually, 6ut this is distracting fr9m the message I am trying t9 get acr9ss, and I d9n't really want t9 see it. #SexP9sitivity #SexP9sitivityS9mewhereElse
Please, Rufi9h, n9w isn't the time t9 6e m9dest. Y9u w9uld 6e a perfect fit f9r 9ur sh9w, I guarantee it. As a f9rmer L9st Treea699 and a resilient victim 9f trauma at the hands 9f a w9man, y9ur #manh99d is very impressive. If I may 6e s9 69ld, I'd even say y9u p9ssess 9ne 9f the *m9st* impressive manh99ds am9ng 9ur friend gr9up. Y9ur c9ntri6uti9ns t9 9ur c9lla69rati9n w9uld g9 a very l9ng way.
F9rgive me f9r p9inting 9ut y9ur hyp9crisy, 6ut a vi9let6l99d such as y9urself has n9 6usiness telling me what kinds 9f freed9ms I d9 and d9n't p9ssess, and frankly, it's making me really unc9mf9rta6le that y9u w9uld even suggest such a thing. I think may6e y9u are the 9ne wh9 d9esn't understand the place 9f privilege y9u speak fr9m. If y9u d9n't like the idea 9f 9ur p9dcast 9r the things we discuss in it, y9u are 9f c9urse free t9 criticize it as much as y9u'd like after listening, 6ut d9n't y9u dare talk d9wn t9 me a69ut the imp9rtance 9f 6ef9ran hem9caste 9ppressi9n as if I'm n9t already Chittr's leading sch9lar 9n the t9pic. I kn9w quite well what I'm talking a69ut. Thanks.
I d9n't see what that has t9 d9 with anything I've said. I didn't even menti9n w9men. This p9dcast will 6e a safe space exclusively f9r men, and if f9r s9me reas9n y9u feel the need t9 6e upset 9n 6ehalf 9f w9men (wh9 are yet t9 c9mment that they find this 9ffensive, as s9 far the c9mmenters have s9lely 6een n9n-w9men), might I remind y9u that there are plenty 9f w9mencentric spaces that exist 69th 9nline and in the real w9rld f9r them?
This is the exact s9rt 9f vi9lent rhet9ric t9wards men wh9 are simply minding their 6usiness and trying t9 express themselves with a healthy 9utlet that we are h9ping t9 c9m6at with 9ur #p9dcast.
Greetings again, Chittr! I am here with s9me exciting news that I kn9w y9u will all enj9y hearing. Cr9nus (@aeneasCaldarium), Rufi9h (@aer9dynamicTramp), and I are starting 9ur very 9wn p9dcast #p9dcast a69ut #MensRights and #MensRightsActivism. As a diverse h9sting team made up 9f 9ne warm6l99d, 9ne 9ffspectrum tr9ll, and 9ne humankind individual, the three 9f us each have unique perspectives t9 9ffer 9n mens' 9ppressi9n under the restrictive #Matriarchy 9f 6ef9rus, the way 9ur identities as men have 6een underappreciated, unackn9wledged, 9r even actively 6elittled in 9ur time, and #Maleh99d as a wh9le. If y9u, male Chittrer reading this, feel as if y9ur #v9ice hasn't 6een appr9priately #heard, please resp9nd t9 this Chitt 9r send 9ne 9f us h9sts a DM expressing y9ur interest in j9ining us f9r a lively discussi9n 9n #men, and we can w9rk s9mething 9ut t9 feature y9u in a guestsp9t f9r 9ur sh9w #sh9w. We l99k f9rward t9 hearing fr9m y9u. #Andr9ph96ia #Antisexism #Tr9llsG9ingTheir9wnWay #Xen9misandry #CastingCall #CastingC9uch
+ha+'s for yov +o decide >:)
If y9u reread my initial Chitt a little m9re cl9sely, y9u'll see that it was in resp9nse t9 a hashtag trend started 6y the Rankmaid and has n9thing t9 d9 with y9urs. N9t t9 menti9n, 9ur f9rmats are c9mpletely different. Y9u didn't even explain what individual reacti9ns mean t9 y9u, y9u just jumped straight int9 c9m6inati9ns. I hardly see the relevance.
I appreciate y9ur resp9nse, 6ut as y9u can see if y9u f9ll9w the reply chain a little m9re cl9sely, n9ne 9f my c9mments in this thread 6ef9re this 9ne have 6een addressed t9 y9u. Please direct y9ur ire elsewhere. Thank y9u.
I THINK YOU'RE VASTLY UNDERESTIMATING MY #CLOUT.
TOO LONG. I MADE THIS SAME POST THREE DAYS AGO. AND SHORTER. PLEASE CONSULT THE ANCIENT TEXTS: HTTPS://CHITTR.ING/PROFILE/HANDMAID/398F0194-D186-4CEF-B686-BCA79F4E1FAA
hate to say it but this is a classic mustard moment #manycases
Thank y9u f9r y9ur insightful and very 9riginal resp9nse. I'm s9 glad y9u t99k the time 9ut 9f y9ur day t9 c9mment s9mething s9 valua6le. D9 y9u actually have anything t9 say? #Sarcasm
The Rankmaid @archiveAddict had a fantastic idea in explaining the ways we utilize the Chittr reacti9ns, as they are quite am6igu9us and leave t99 much r99m f9r interpretati9n. I am 9f c9urse still rallying f9r a less quadrant-f9cused and m9re c9ncise reacti9n system, 6ut until then, my intended use case is 6el9w. Please d9n't read any r9mantic s9licitati9ns in the things I react. ♥ - I liked y9ur p9st, agreed with what y9u had t9 say, 9r disagreed 6ut f9und it well-written and th9ughtful regardless. ♦ - I find y9ur p9st pitia6le in a strictly plat9nic sense, meaning s9mething y9u've written has elicited feelings 9f sympathy fr9m me. ♠ - I disliked y9ur p9st. This can mean anything fr9m disagreeing with y9ur w9rds themselves, y9ur t9ne, 9r the language y9u've used t9 get y9ur p9int acr9ss. ♣ - I find that y9u are 6eing intenti9nally inflammat9ry and y9u need t9 step away fr9m y9ur device, take a deep 6reath, t9uch s9me grass, and c9me 6ack t9 me when y9u're ready t9 have a dicussi9n like an adult. ♥♦♠♣ - I d9n't kn9w that I've ever used all f9ur reacti9ns 9n a single p9st. If s9, perhaps I've f9und it c9nfusing, and I'll pr96a6ly ask y9u t9 clarify whatever p9int y9u think y9u're making. And s9me c9m6inati9ns 9f my 9wn: ♥♦ - I still liked y9ur p9st 9r agreed with it, 6ut s9mething y9u've said made me feel 6ad f9r y9u, such as #Traumadumping. ♦♠ - I disliked y9ur p9st 9r disagreed with it, 6ut s9mething y9u've said made me feel 6ad f9r y9u, such as pu6lically lamenting #Relati9nshipW9es. ♠♣ - I think y9u are making a #F99l 9f y9urself and y9u're em6arrassing all 9f us. ♥♠ - Mixed feelings. ♦♣ - Mixed feelings with the added caveat that perhaps it w9uld 6e unwise t9 c9ntinue engaging with the em9ti9nal state y9u're in. ♦♠♣ - I've g9ne 9ut 9f my way f9r s9me reas9n t9 specifically n9t like y9ur p9st 6ecause y9ur p9st d9esn't merit a p9sitive reacti9n, f9r whatever reas9n. Again, I d9u6t I've ever used this c9m6inati9n 9f reacti9ns, 6ut I supp9se I c9uld imagine a use f9r it. If any9ne has any 9ther questi9ns, feel free t9 ask me. I w9uld 6e m9re than happy t9 pr9vide s9me clarificati9n 9n these matters. #Trends #TrendF9ll9wing #Reacti9nplay
i bet latula really vwants to grind my full pipe
cmon tula aint into that sorta thing
i wvould
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>:( im g0ing 2 chevw mitunas hand 0ff.
Hmm.
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are you sure maybe it'S an awesome secret book that i wrote
book of phuntr 12:3 - an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
8ecause i like the picture and vwanted 2 p0st it
is this your first time on the internet?
you can keep em use em as a science experiment