KARKAT VANTAS
@geneticCarcinogen
THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID
#SUGGESTIVE YOU CAN BLOCK ME BUT YOU CAN'T UN-GIVE ME BACKSHOTS
IT'S MY WRIGGLING DAY!
happy birthday!
I JUST GOT MY FUCKING ASS HANDED TO ME. AND BEFORE YOU GO THINKING I GOT BEAT THE FUCK UP WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE BY A HIGHBLOOD OR SOME SHIT HOLD YOUR RAGING HOOFBEASTS BECAUSE YOU'D BE DEAD WRONG. I WAS TRYING TO COOK THIS STUPID FUCKING HUMAN RECIPE DAVE AND HIS RAGTAG TEAM OF INSUFFERABLE IDIOTS BROUGHT UP TO ME AND IT INVOLVED DICING THIS ROTUND HELL CROP THAT STARTED STINGING AND BURNING THE SHIT OUT OF MY EYES AS SOON AS I PRESSED THE BLADE TO ITS SICKENING CRISPY FLESH. I'M CHITTING THIS WITH TEARS IN MY SEEING GLOBES AND I'M MAKING IT EVERYBODY'S FUCKING ISSUE
oh my gosh, did you cut onions??? are you.. complaining about... onions???? they are NOT that bad!!
YOU WEREN’T THERE. AND YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED EVEN. I’VE NEVER BEEN ASSAULTED SO FUCKING AUDACIOUSLY BY A FUCKING PRODUCE BEFORE. ITS HUSK STILL SITS ON MY FUCKING COUNTER TAUNTING ME.
well, if you don't wanna cry or anything you should use a sharper knife! or chill the onions in the freezer for like 10-15 minutes! you can also cut them near a fan!
#SUBSTANCE HRURGH. WOKE UP AFTER LISTENING TO VRISKA (STUPID MISTAKE IN HINDSIGHT) AND GOING ON ONE OF HER "BENDERS". I THINK IVE DRANK LIKE 3 GATORADES TRYING TO REPLENISH MY FUCKING FLUIDS AFTER PURGING UP MY INSIDES. WOULD DO IT AGAIN.
WHERE AM I. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE IN MY PALMHUSK