Vriska Serket
@archaicGlint
Do I really have to tell you???????? She/it
Your name is VRISKA SERKET! You played the game, everyone already knows the tale. On the verge of winning the battle everyone dreams of, you were sucked into a blackhole. THE blackhole. It's really annoying, you totally had it, like ACTUALLY you had it. Have you ever made it clear how much you hate luck? Everyone's like Oooh yeah that's Vriska's whole thing and you don't even like it. This is a cheap trick. Doesn't even work when you need it to. You're disgustingly unlucky actually. Just so happens you're the Thief of Light. It's a shitty aspect! Look at those fucking breath players! You need that shit. What? Sorry, you're just talking out your ass right now. You hope no one is looking at you and writing all that down or something. Would be embarrassing for you. Tossed into the void, you were dropped off in the FURTHEST parts of the furthest ring. You're a bubble hopper! You like to think of yourself as a Mapmaker of sorts, while the bubbles shift and pop, you have a pretty good idea of which ones will spawn in next and which memories are strong enough to remain for eternity. It's a shitty little hobby as you make your way back to your "endless" battle. What do they know about "endless?" It HAS an end. YOU end it. YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!!!! Vriska Serket is a winner.
Just saw a man pretending to 8e me. Identity theft is a real pro8lem! Stay safe!
Honestly a waste of time to even acknowledge him in any way ::::/
<I'm always saying this.>
Actually. Really weird that I haven't seen any Pyrope activity on here???????? This is prime trolling grounds.
TH4T C4N B3 R3M3D13D, FOR SUR3. >:]
THERE ARE A FEW PYROPESS AROUND BUT THEY MIGHT NOT BE ACTIVE AT THE MOMENT >8/
I SSTAND CORRECTED >83
1'M GO1NG TO B3D, BUT 1'M 4CT1V3 4T T1M3S. MOSTLY L4T3R ON.
SOOOOOOOO, HOW M4Y 1 B3 OF S3RV1C3?
Seeing things on this we8site that make me regret not staring into the sun myself!
Planning a funeral 8tw! Looking for a c8ring. Thinking 88Q.
Anyway, what're you wearing to your ass 8eating? Need to make sure the coffin lining matches.
first a all you literally cant wwin fuck you second a all get your owwn coffin made third a all i havve like twwo outfits fourth a all you aint touchin my ass fifth a all you aint dismissin my banter so easily sixth a all you an i both knoww that evven if i wwere to lose an die in this fight youd nevver bury me sevventh a all its gonna be your ass beating anywway eighth of all i counted this far cause im good at knowwin wwhat does it for you
Mmmmmmmmh........ Fuck....... What were you saying a8out 8anter, Ampora? I read 8 and orgasmed so hard I forgot everything. Just really got me there. Phew.
Really have to keep that hope shit in your pants, you're manifesting your delusions. ::::/
I try to talk a8out REAL HISTORIC FACTS and they're talking a8out pir8 stink. Everyone 8l8w your shit smoove 8FF!!!!!!!!
to be fair you stank before flarpin as a pirate anywway
♡ i agree with everything you said here and also with the fat pirate women stink ♡
You smell like someone dropped sewage fished chum on a department store perfume counter. Do NOT talk to me a8out smell, Tuna8oy.
Really important you guys remem8er pir8s were NOT dream8oat hunks and hotties. Mindfang was a little fat! You were fat or dying! You either got fat or you died!
marquise more like more please amirite
₍^. .^₎⟆ But l!ke, ! never asSssked for dreamboat hunkSs and hott!es. ! assked for smelly p!ratesSs꠹
maybe after our caliginous evvenin out either ill learn my place as you put it or as i imagine thins goin ill beat you silly an get bored a makin your posts counterintuitivve
what if my idea /)f dreamb/)ats is either s/)me/)ne s/) skinny they l/)/)k like they r b/)uta cease existing /)r s/)me/)ne wh/) is chubby? what ab/)ut them apples
うん、今日リアルで見かけたからガチだよ。
₍^. .^₎⟆ T!me to sSStart sn!ff!ng…꠹
Did you guys know a8out the Hooters Pizza Hut Taco 8ell 8u88le???????? Jackpot????????
yeah keep engorgin yourself id like my spine thoroughly crushed wwhen i havve to carry you through flarpin hardy har
* mmmmm * i have no idea what that actually means but that sounds so good nonetheless #starving #drooling
It's kind of charming how every other person on here is a chud. Just like a fully out and proud chud.
Your name is VRISKA SERKET! You played the game, everyone already knows the tale. On the verge of winning the battle everyone dreams of, you were sucked into a blackhole. THE blackhole. It's really annoying, you totally had it, like ACTUALLY you had it. Have you ever made it clear how much you hate luck? Everyone's like Oooh yeah that's Vriska's whole thing and you don't even like it. This is a cheap trick. Doesn't even work when you need it to. You're disgustingly unlucky actually. Just so happens you're the Thief of Light. It's a shitty aspect! Look at those fucking breath players! You need that shit. What? Sorry, you're just talking out your ass right now. You hope no one is looking at you and writing all that down or something. Would be embarrassing for you. Tossed into the void, you were dropped off in the FURTHEST parts of the furthest ring. You're a bubble hopper! You like to think of yourself as a Mapmaker of sorts, while the bubbles shift and pop, you have a pretty good idea of which ones will spawn in next and which memories are strong enough to remain for eternity. It's a shitty little hobby as you make your way back to your "endless" battle. What do they know about "endless?" It HAS an end. YOU end it. YOU ARE A WINNER!!!!!!!! Vriska Serket is a winner.
And you know? I'm very open minded! You won't find someone who says I'm not! Why is Jack a frequent poster? Just looking for knowledge on your weird f8ke timelines. On another note! I'm always free to strife! ::::)
Next you're going to tell me Scratch posts on here or something.
there's like four of them
well.
:33< yummy!!! :33< love mustpurrd gas :DD
First time?
8 HOURS SEEMS, a LONG ENOUGH AMOUNT OF TIME TO, dEAL WITH THIS THREAT, i THINK,
Ooh, that looks more like my neighbor's house. But good try.
There you go, you got it this t
:33< in a <3< way?
Don't pity my chitts that's nasty. ::::/
My finger slipped.
obvwious pity88ing but i just cant help myself
I really wasn't go+ing to+. But when I saw this po+st had o+nly seven pities, it o+nly felt right fo+r me to+ bump it up. :)
Really awesome that this we8site is a portal to hell.
Ask 8oxes are 8ack in fashion????????
༻𐫱༺ Maybe 🌻 But people are 𝒽aving fun and it doess not 𝒽arm you 🌻 Sso let t𝒽em 🌻 ༻𐫱༺
I never said it harmed me they're just fucking stupid. Don't put words in my mouth.
My televised suicide in 8 hours. 8e there or 8e square.
You know 8eing out in the 8u88les wandering this long really gives you some perspective. I'm the normalest person in paradox space.
*loud incorrect buzzer*
you didn't but i knew it'd piss you off so i did it :)
You guys have my dancestor on here posting a8out her sex life???????? Everyone start logging off. Nuke the site.
I have horrible news.
i thynk you'd be hard pressed to manage it, there's somethyng that tells me this syte is #canon now.
thats dumb as shit what the fuck is with your species dude how does that even work.