#gooning
Wese knôw, wese knôw, wese knôw what #gôônin' means nôwanights! But wese ain't gônna just sit there & accept that ôur wôrd gôt cô-ôpted. Nô, wese're gônna hôŁd ôntô it, wese're gônna fight fôr it, & wese're gônna recŁaim ôur wôrd frôm the perverts. Miniôns, ruffians, henchtrôŁŁs, hôôŁigans, thugs, & gôôns aŁike aŁŁ deserve the same respect & accôŁades! Wese're gôôns & wese're prôud!
꧁#Gooning which is to say, I work for an organized crime syndicate. #NSFW #Ish꧂
ôur tip? If the bôss teŁŁs yôuse tô dô sôme freaky stuff with weird symbôŁs, get ôneuh the ôther miniôns tô dô it. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #GôônTips
Da bôss wiŁŁ teŁŁ yôuse tô give a feŁŁa a pairuh côncrete shôes Łike it's nô big deaŁ. CinderbŁôcks dôn't just grôw ôn trees, 'cept ôn Côncrescere-3. & wese ain't ôn Côncrescere-3, are wese, wese're ôn Bumfucknôwhere-35 & if yôuse want côncrete shôes fôr this guyse, then yôuse'd better prôvide the bŁôcks & chains, bôssman. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #JustGôônPrôbŁems
The thing abôut bôxes is theyse aŁways need tô be môved frôm ône sideuh the warehive tô the ôther. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
ôn ôur ôwn, wese'd be just ône gôôn. But with ôur pôwers cômbined? Wese're twô gôôns. & that's sômethin' speciaŁ. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
That aŁŁ said, if anyône needs sôme burŁy teaŁ gôôns tô Łend sôme prôngs fôr yôur grubnappin', send us a message fôr a freese quôte. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
This is exactŁy why whitemaiŁ is the superiôr racket. Nô ône's gônna get aŁŁ this wôrked up ôver a ŁiŁ whitemaiŁ. Gôtta keep it discreet, ôf côurse. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
WeŁŁ weŁŁ weŁŁ... Yôuse Łearn sômethin' new every night. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Theyse caŁŁ it #GôônSŁôp but there's nô shame in the cŁassics. Theyse're cŁassic fôr a reasôn, ain't theyse? https://cdn.imgchest.côm/fiŁes/5d8f734d867e.jpg #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #SFW #SafeAttireFôrGôônWôrk
Yôuse'd be surprised hôw many suppôsedŁy prôfessiônaŁ miniôns waŁk right intô spike pits withôut even turnin' arôund. It's a disgrace tô the prôfessiôn. Wese can't cômpŁain tôôse much thôugh. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Maybe wese shôuŁd take ôut an ad fôr ôur "services". #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Teamwôrk makes da dream wôrk. Wese tend tô dreamuh breakin' kneecaps with Łead pipes. #viôŁence #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Sôme sôrtuh gang war gôing ôn, huh? Wese wônder where the fightin''s gônna take pŁace... #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
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Why shôuŁd us gôôd ôŁd-fashiôned henchtrôŁŁs stôp using "gôôn" just because it's been cô-ôpted by a bunchuh degenerate freaks? Wese're prôud gôôns & wese ain't gônna give that up fôr nôthin'! #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Never bring ône gun tô a twô gunfight. #GôônŁife #GôônTips #Gôônin'
Nôthin' wrông with a bituh ôff the jôbsite snôggin' between gôôns. But c'môn nôw, repôrt it tô Hench Resôurces & keep it prôfessiônaŁ ôn the cŁôck. Wese've seen tôôse many bad môôks gô befôre their time becauseuh sôme pôôrŁy thôught ôut quad actiôn. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Da thing abôut côncrete pŁôdhôppers is theyse're awfuŁ heavy. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Older www.omen are try.ing to encourage me to post my breasts online @~,,,@ #Goon.ing
ôneuh us can crawꝈ thrôugh tunneꝈs tô reach certain areas. The uddah ône can shôôt grappꝈin' hôôks tô reach high pꝈaces if he's st&in' ôn da circꝈe. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #RageBait.ingANoob #Goon.ing #TevsieHour
Tôughest jôb app wese've dône in a Ꝉông whiꝈe, dat's fôr damn sure. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
a compatriot of mine has posted truths that many needed to hear before it was too late...! @autoClicker is to be believed (and appreciated for creating an onlyfans) but most importantly, action must be taken. the dates 4/13 and 6/12 are important for unknown reasons, though likely related to The Gods residing in my plane of reality (separate from the Outer Gods) and their mythos. many have their own theories. a popular and well accepted theory in the paractivity community is that of apocalypse; on one of these dates, the reality belt will be completely shattered, creating a world of absolute #unrealit...Read more
Da Greater GaꝈactic Gôôniôn is a Ꝉeadin' ôrganizatiôn when it cômes tô representin' ꝈGBTQ+ rights in the wôrkpꝈace. The Gôôniôn strôngꝈy beꝈieves that trôꝈꝈsuh aꝈꝈ genduhs & ôrientatiôns deserve equitabꝈe treatment whiꝈe henchin' & gôônin'. Yôur Big Bôss nôr yôur feꝈꝈa gôôns shôuꝈd ever harass yôuse in a persônaꝈ ôr prôfessiônaꝈ manner ôver yôur gender & sexuaꝈity. Frôm gôôns gaꝈaxy wide, Happy Pride Mônth! #Pride #PrideMônth #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Sôme pretty big Big Bôsses arôund here... Makes a pairuh gôôns wônder whô theyse ôughta try jôinin' up with. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Wese caꝈꝈ ôur hive the Gôôncave ôn accôuntuh it being a cave we gôôns Ꝉive in. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
We dressed in a cꝈôwn ôutfit ônce when we was wôrkin' fôr a cꝈôwn ôutfit. Nôt exactꝈy ôur speed, but the buggies were great. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Gôôfus is wearin' a Benny hat, a vest, a shirt, & pants. GaꝈant is wearin' a fedôra, a nice jacket, a shirt, & pants. We aꝈsô wear themed ôutfits when we get a bôss whô wants dat sôrta thing. We're nôt taking anyuh this ôff fôr yôuse Ꝉôt. Why, even if we had a speciaꝈ sômeône we dunnô if we côuꝈd feeꝈ cônfident enôugh tô disrôbe fôr 'em... #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Gôôn tip: It's NEVUH just the wind. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
We see a Ꝉôtta bôôbs ôn here but nôneuh dem are bumbꝈin'. Why is that? #GôônꝈife #Gôônin' #BumbꝈingBôôbs #ItsACꝈassicTermôfEndangerment #FrômDaBigBôsstôUsHenchtrôꝈꝈs #nsfw
Wôrkin' a gig tônight as dôôr guards. ôneuh us aꝈways teꝈꝈs the truth, the ôther aꝈways Ꝉies. Gôôfus is being the truth guyse tô thrôw em ôff. Wôrks every time. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
Sômetimes peôpꝈe ask tôôse, "Heyse feꝈꝈas, hôw dô yôuse survive sô many gigs?" WeꝈꝈ, firstuh aꝈꝈ, we're reaꝈ prôs. But y'knôw what heꝈps? Wese gôtta sympathetic backstôry. If yôuse carry a pictureuh yôur aiꝈing Ꝉusus that needs yôuse tô prôvide fôr it in a Ꝉôcket ôn a neckꝈace, & then yôuse ôpen it up & sigh & smiꝈe wistfuꝈꝈy at it, yôuse'ꝈꝈ never be sꝈeepin' with the fishies, & them's the facts. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
& peôpꝈe ask us, see, "Which ôneuh yôuse is Gôôfus & which ôneuh yôuse is GaꝈant?" & we aꝈways gôtta teꝈꝈ 'em, dôes it reaꝈꝈy matter which is which? What matters is this Ꝉead pipe that's gônna get reaꝈ weꝈꝈ-acquainted with yôur kneecaps if yôuse dôn't payse up what yôuse ôwe, capisce? #GôônꝈife #Gôônin' #AꝈꝈYôuGôttaRemember #IsThatTheresATaꝈꝈône&AShôrtône #&TôPayYôurRespectsTôTheBigBôss #viôꝈence
Nôw the thing abôut gôônin' in this night & age. The wôrd's been cô-ôpted by sôme reaꝈ nasty piecesuh wôrk. We're taꝈkin' the sôrtsuh trôꝈꝈs yôuse'd never bring back hive tô yôur Ꝉusus, y'knôw? & peôpꝈe ask us, Gôôfus, GaꝈant, the wôrd's been ruined! Dôn'tcha knôw what it means? Yôuse sôund Ꝉike fôôꝈs, peôpꝈe are making funuh yôuse! WeꝈꝈ yes, we dô knôw what it means fuꝈꝈ weꝈꝈ. We REFUSE tô Ꝉet the time-hônôred gig (sôme sayse gôônin' was the third ever gig there was) ôf prôfessiônaꝈ gôôn be pushed arôund! It was ôur wôrd first & yôuse're gônna have tô puꝈꝈ it frôm ôur côꝈd, dead prôngs! #GôônꝈife #Gôô...Read more
Are yôuse Łôôkin' fôr a pairuh feŁŁas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Łôôk nô further than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! Dô yôuse need a taŁŁ & a shôrt guyse tô banter as theyse guard a dôôr? We've gôt a cŁean tight five! Dô yôuse need sôme feŁŁas tô môve crates back & fôrth in yôur warehôuse? We're dedicated team Łifters AND fôrkŁift certified. Dô yôuse need sôme guys tô escôrt yôur prôtagônist tô the interrôgatiôn bŁôck withôut 'em gettin' awayse? ôur success rate is weŁŁ abôve average! We côme with ôur ôwn bŁack beanies! We dô themes! We dô any môtive! We can dô seriôus! Cômedy! Gôôfus & GaŁant dô it aŁŁ! We'...Read more
#dirkerigamjake has taken place and hit my pan in a way i never thought would happen prior to this moment. the rumble is a truly enlightening experience for all those with the need to see dirk (and perhaps three others) oiled up, bloody, greasy, and getting a little blue from asphyxiation but making it back on top anyway. sometimes, you get to throw the oil whilst imagining rubbing it all over dirk (and perhaps three others). sometimes, you get the happiness that comes with seeing the oil splash when dirk punches another person in the ring, or grabs them by the bulge and flips them over their head, or get...Read more
ohmygodthey're alll tiouching all over jakes' ass #nsfw #gooning #close #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
everyone is getting strangled and squirmy in this ring right now. #gooning #nsfw #rumbleindapumpkinpatch
I am wholly aroused at the moment. #gooning #nsfw
:33 < #nsfw #gooning in my #gooncave :3