Why shôuŁd us gôôd ôŁd-fashiôned henchtrôŁŁs stôp using "gôôn" just because it's been cô-ôpted by a bunchuh degenerate freaks? Wese're prôud gôôns & wese ain't gônna give that up fôr nôthin'! #GôônŁife #Gôônin'

W goooons man suppoort yall
We appreciates da kind wôrds paŁŁy. Sô what're yôuse, the femme fataŁe right prông gaŁ fôr this "Team Chud" thing, ôr is the whôŁe gang trôŁŁthrôpômôrphic animaŁ themed, ôr what're wese Łôôkin' at here with yôur whôŁe get-up?

Noot exactly a femme noor fatale moore like a mastermind behind all oof this but yeah they make me wear a dress and distract everyoone foor stealth missioons
CŁassic scheme, yôuse Łôve tô see it. Gôôd ôn yôuse fôr gettin' dôwn & dirty with the bôys, even as da Big Bôss!

I hoope oone night i'll get the chance too use yoour services and yoou'll emerge froom shadoows right after i click my fingers and yell "Booooooooooooooys"
That is EXACTŁY da kinduh ting we're here fôr. Yôuse give 'ôŁ Gôôfus & GaŁant a caŁŁ anytime nôw, y'hear?

Yoou have my woord

All oof them
