Goofus & Galant Ganduh
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Are yôuse Łôôkin' fôr a pairuh feŁŁas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Łôôk nô further than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! The best shôrt and taŁŁ duô this side of the gaŁaxy! Theyse/Them
Are yôuse Łôôkin' fôr a pairuh feŁŁas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Łôôk nô further than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! Dô yôuse need a taŁŁ & a shôrt guyse tô banter as theyse guard a dôôr? We've gôt a cŁean tight five! Dô yôuse need sôme feŁŁas tô môve crates back & fôrth in yôur warehôuse? We're dedicated team Łifters AND fôrkŁift certified. Dô yôuse need sôme guys tô escôrt yôur prôtagônist tô the interrôgatiôn bŁôck withôut 'em gettin' awayse? ôur success rate is weŁŁ abôve average! We côme with ôur ôwn bŁack beanies! We dô themes! We dô any môtive! We can dô seriôus! Cômedy! Gôôfus & GaŁant dô it aŁŁ! We'ŁŁ take ambiguôusŁy ŁethaŁ hits frôm the prôtag! We'ŁŁ expôsit at the startuh the episôde! AŁŁ fôr fair market rates. Yôuse can't get a better cannôn fôr yôur caegar than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! We're prôud assôciatesuh the Greater GaŁactic Gôôniôn, the prôud representativesuh gôôns Empire-wide, frôm the ŁiŁ gôônŁets taking their first gôôsesteps ôn AŁterniase, aŁŁ the wayse up tô the persônaŁ bumbŁin' buffôônsuh Navy AdmiraŁs Łôôkin' tô sabôtage each ôther. This is hôw yôuse KNôW yôuse'ŁŁ get quaŁity henchwôrk frôm us. Reach ôut tônight fôr a freese quôte! Remember, if yôuse ain't gôônin' with Gôôfus & GaŁant, yôuse're the gôôn! #Gôôns #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
ôneuh us is definiteŁy severaŁ appŁes taŁŁer than the ôther ône. Hôw many? Wese'ŁŁ never teŁŁ.
Yôuse dôn't just gôtta be a backgrôund character in Łife. Reach fôr the backsky!
This is a great night fôr any civics based superviŁŁains tô dô their thing.
Sôme sôrtuh gang war gôing ôn, huh? Wese wônder where the fightin''s gônna take pŁace... #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
If yôuse think abôut it, ôneuh us ain't taŁŁ & the ôther ain't shôrt.
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Heyse there girŁiese, wôrd ôn the vine is that yôuse're sômethin' ôf a #Gôôn yôurseŁf. #GôônŁife
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Yeah, yôuse're #gôônin' aŁŁ the time sweetcheeks. Fôr that Pômôn ôutfit, Team SkuŁŁ, right?
OHHH YEAHHHHH :) | goon hArd for teAm skull goooo teAm skull :)
Henchberry. (NôT gôônberry, dôn't get us wrông, we'd Łike tô make it a gôônberry, but wese knôw better).
Sharin' a singŁe côôŁ, refreshin' KiŁŁer Mite beer. #DrinkRespônsibŁy #GôônRespônsibŁy #GGG #GôônŁife #substance
Happy MaŁe Łusus Night. Nô further cômments frôm us twôse ôn da mattuh. https://cdn.imgchest.côm/fiŁes/7dae67d6e47b.png
Nôw here's ôneuh da greats! This is why gunkind is da bestkind! https://www.yôutube.côm/watch?v=Zd_aJEpc0ts
Why shôuŁd us gôôd ôŁd-fashiôned henchtrôŁŁs stôp using "gôôn" just because it's been cô-ôpted by a bunchuh degenerate freaks? Wese're prôud gôôns & wese ain't gônna give that up fôr nôthin'! #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
W goooons man suppoort yall
We appreciates da kind wôrds paŁŁy. Sô what're yôuse, the femme fataŁe right prông gaŁ fôr this "Team Chud" thing, ôr is the whôŁe gang trôŁŁthrôpômôrphic animaŁ themed, ôr what're wese Łôôkin' at here with yôur whôŁe get-up?
Noot exactly a femme noor fatale moore like a mastermind behind all oof this but yeah they make me wear a dress and distract everyoone foor stealth missioons
CŁassic scheme, yôuse Łôve tô see it. Gôôd ôn yôuse fôr gettin' dôwn & dirty with the bôys, even as da Big Bôss!
I hoope oone night i'll get the chance too use yoour services and yoou'll emerge froom shadoows right after i click my fingers and yell "Booooooooooooooys"
That is EXACTŁY da kinduh ting we're here fôr. Yôuse give 'ôŁ Gôôfus & GaŁant a caŁŁ anytime nôw, y'hear?
Yoou have my woord
All oof them
Never bring ône gun tô a twô gunfight. #GôônŁife #GôônTips #Gôônin'
♡ RIGHT??? how are mew suppawsed to get a satisfying orgasm if therez only ONE gun involved?? #nsfw #gooning ♡
Nôthin' wrông with a bituh ôff the jôbsite snôggin' between gôôns. But c'môn nôw, repôrt it tô Hench Resôurces & keep it prôfessiônaŁ ôn the cŁôck. Wese've seen tôôse many bad môôks gô befôre their time becauseuh sôme pôôrŁy thôught ôut quad actiôn. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
So true! ...I think. I can't really tell.
When yôuse waste a feŁŁa, never Łet da bôdy gô tô waste.
Da thing abôut côncrete pŁôdhôppers is theyse're awfuŁ heavy. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
Sômetimes Gôôfus answers when GaŁant is caŁŁed & da udda directiôn tôôse. Gôtta keep em guessin'.
We can be a Wariôse & WaŁuigi ôr wese can be da twins frôm TrôŁŁ Breakin' Bad. Wese've gôt range! Impôrtant fôr any aspirin' miniôn.
Nevuh quit 'tiŁ da jôb is dône, dat's the #GôônŁife creed.
Wese might try tô get a better picture Łater, but the ôŁd Man dôn't Łike being ôut in da Łight tôôse much. https://cdn.imgchest.côm/fiŁes/6886505402ba.png
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ôneuh us can crawꝈ thrôugh tunneꝈs tô reach certain areas. The uddah ône can shôôt grappꝈin' hôôks tô reach high pꝈaces if he's st&in' ôn da circꝈe. #GôônꝈife #Gôônin'
i think y/)u need a rew/)rk the hashtag name f/)r this /)ne
When wese pôst abôut gôôn reꝈated activities we Ꝉet da wôrꝈds knôw dat we'rese Ꝉiving da #GôônꝈife & we're activeꝈy #Gôônin' it up. HenchtrôꝈꝈs, miniôns, gôôns, we're aꝈꝈ in this tôgetha.