Goofus & Galant Ganduh
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Are yôuse Łôôkin' fôr a pairuh feŁŁas tô dô YôUR gôôn wôrk? Łôôk nô furthuh than Gôôfus & GaŁant's Gôôn GuiŁd! The best shôrt and taŁŁ duô this side of the gaŁaxy! Theyse/Them
If there's eviŁ afôôt, wese wants in. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #GôônŁifestyŁe
What sorta gooning have you guys been up to
WeŁŁ, it ain't reaŁŁy prôpuh tô gô intô specifics. Gôtta prôtect the anônymityuh the bôsses. What wese can say is that recentŁy wese gôt up tô a reaŁ gôôd sŁapstick rôutine recentŁy, Gôôfus swang a tire irôn & the prôtag ducked, & GaŁant gôt gôt, then GaŁant tried tô sweep her Łegs but she jumped, & Gôôfus tôôk the bŁôw. That put us right where wese wanted thôugh. Gôôfus gôt ôn his h&s & knees behind her, GaŁant pushed- cŁassic tabŁetôp maneuvuh. Aces.
Łife côuŁd be sô beautifuŁ if wese Łet it.
#WeBeGôônin'
wAAy tto goon gguyss :)
u cAn cAll meee zucccc|AAAAA :) |ss ok | wnt b|tee :)
If yôuse're gônna succumb tô the iŁŁness that is friendship, yôuse'd bettuh make sure yôuse have a best friend. Wese're each ôthuh's best friend thrôugh thin & thick! #GôônŁife
Awwwww u guyss r so cutee suchc A godod eXXXmple of fr|endsh|pp :D
The feŁŁas whô gôôn tôgethuh make it tô the môôn tôgethuh, sô the saying gôes.
WOW. THIS IS REAL INSPIRING. I AM TEARING UP.
Nôw yôuse seem Łike a nice & prôpuh môôk. Yôuse a membuhuh the Greatuh GaŁactic Gôôniôn?
NO SIREE. I AM A MEMBER OF DA MIDNIGHT CREW!
Wese get a ŁittŁe bit Genghis Khan Wese dôn't want yôuse tô get it ôn With nôbôdy eŁse but us With nôbôdy eŁse but us Wese get a ŁittŁe bit Genghis Khan Dôn't want yôuse tô get it ôn With nôbôdy eŁse but us With nôbôdy eŁse but us #Łyricspôstin' #GôônŁife
Yôuse ever wônder whô cŁeans up aŁŁ thôse bôdies after a gôôd actiôn scene? Wese knôw whô dôes. It's us. Wese dôes that. Wese're a reguŁar cŁean-up crew. Thôugh, if yôuse're managin' things right, it shôuŁdn't have tô côme dôwn tô a shôôt-ôut in the warehive ôr the cônstructiôn site ôr whatever fancy setpiece Łôcatiôn yôuse've gôt. The buŁŁet feŁŁa's gôtta seŁŁ buŁŁets sômehôw, wese guess. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #Death #ViôŁence
アイコン、めっちゃこれ思い出す。
Thôse twô are just ône duôuh many in the iŁŁustriôus & stôried histôryuh the taŁŁ & shôrt guyse pair-up. It's a cŁassic fôr a reasôn, ma'am.
ôur favôrite music is the kind with the strings that synchrônize up with ôur steps, & yôuse break ôut the big brass & percussiôn fôr when sôme reaŁ actiôn is taking pŁace. Secônd favôrite... Imagine Dragôns. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
imagine dragon these.... no. no i shan't.
It's impôrtant tô aŁways have an ashtrayse fôr cigarette ash fôr yôur cigarettes ôn h&, in case yôuse need tô ash yôur cigarettes. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #substance
The gig ecônômy is ruinin' the henchin' business. #GôônŁife
Teamwôrk makes the scheme wôrk!
The tabŁetôp maneuver is a sacred techniquese passed dôwn frôm duôse tô duôse acrôss the generatiôns. Use it wiseŁy.
Wese knôw, wese knôw, wese knôw what #gôônin' means nôwanights! But wese ain't gônna just sit there & accept that ôur wôrd gôt cô-ôpted. Nô, wese're gônna hôŁd ôntô it, wese're gônna fight fôr it, & wese're gônna recŁaim ôur wôrd frôm the perverts. Miniôns, ruffians, henchtrôŁŁs, hôôŁigans, thugs, & gôôns aŁike aŁŁ deserve the same respect & accôŁades! Wese're gôôns & wese're prôud!
too damn true
ôur tip? If the bôss teŁŁs yôuse tô dô sôme freaky stuff with weird symbôŁs, get ôneuh the ôther miniôns tô dô it. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #GôônTips
CŁassic bŁunder. The ôŁ dôôr carveyse friendsyshippy gambit.
Here's sôme Łife advice: aŁways carry a deckuh cards.
i shall add it t☀ my invent☀ry p☀sthaste!
This is good advice.
Not my speed. But good advice to someone.
Da bôss wiŁŁ teŁŁ yôuse tô give a feŁŁa a pairuh côncrete shôes Łike it's nô big deaŁ. CinderbŁôcks dôn't just grôw ôn trees, 'cept ôn Côncrescere-3. & wese ain't ôn Côncrescere-3, are wese, wese're ôn Bumfucknôwhere-35 & if yôuse want côncrete shôes fôr this guyse, then yôuse'd better prôvide the bŁôcks & chains, bôssman. #GôônŁife #Gôônin' #JustGôônPrôbŁems
Are yøu twø with any sørt øf trade assøciatiøn that prøvides yøu the łeverage tø make these demands? A Gøøniøn, if yøu wiłł?
AND yøu’re førkłift certified. It’s very nice tø sømeøne sticking up før the łittłe “guyse”, as it were.
Da GGG st&s fôr aŁŁ gôôns, bôth the taŁŁ & skinny *&* the ŁittŁe & fat.
The thing abôut bôxes is theyse aŁways need tô be môved frôm ône sideuh the warehive tô the ôther. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
•ᴥ- so true. -ᴥ•
Łôtsa viôŁets saying "nyeh", nôt a Łôt saying "nyeh, see?" This says a Łôt abôut sôciety. #GôônŁife
ִ ࣪𖤐 Mi×̷̷͜×̷ed O×̷̷͜×̷OrtuNity tO say 'NyeH, sea?' (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑
ִ ࣪𖤐 CertaiNly NOt! T'waz meaNt fOr tHe viOletz NOt sayin' it, tHat migHt Ha×̷̷͜×̷eN acrO×̷̷͜×̷ yOur cHi×̷̷͜×̷. (᨟ ͜● ᨟) ๋࣭ ⭑