Crowbar
@numberSeven
Unfortunately employed. Third in command. Maroon mangler, headache handler, gang guy.
[ Fluttering through an unprotected crack in space-time is a note. It is pale green and marked with the letterhead of The Felt, an asymmetrically silhouetted Felt Manor viewed from the north side. The central spire is tipped by a glittering pearlescent drop of white ink. Scrawled beneath: a missive issued in cramped but neat cursive, richly maroon. The page is creased in two places, as though fit into an envelope at one point. ] To the editor in chief of Midnight City's ANTHROPODOGY Publication Office. Your journalistic excellence motivates me to stay apprised of your latest issues. I have no complaints, usually. In the June article of Movement As Culture, penned by Jubilant Communicant, a small paragraph detailing the dances typically associated with Leprechaun #Charms was included. Nine lines in all. A critical oversight on your part: none of it is accurate. Barely even legible, if we're hacking away at honesty. But we've had some... professional dealings in the past, sir. You pay your dues. You keep current on the news I read for. It's good work you do. Favor for the favors. Included is a short list of corrections to the charm-dance associations. Try to have August reflect an update. Wouldn't want to see you getting replaced so soon after your... chief predecessor left a vacancy in position. 🩷 Waltz. Measured, intimate, there's a way to do it. Someone always leads. 🔷 Jitterbug. Warm regards, lots of coordinated movement. Equals in every way. ⭐ Polka. Having fun, getting to know someone, learning the ropes. Someone leads. 🌙 Breakaway. Pursuit, distance, maintaining an orbit that push-pulls. Trading lead. 🎈 Flamenco. Fighting for control at all times. Nobody leads, but both are trying to. 🧲 Salsa. Performance for the sake of it. Compelling narrative. Someone leads. 🍀 Freestep. Testing waters. Setting to a pace. Lead-in before other charms. No leads. 💰 Bump or Boogaloo. Shoulder to shoulder, bar-fight-as-dance. No leads. 🌈 Swing. Knowing the dance by heart. Didn't have to practice it once. Someone leads. With occupational annoyance, Crowbar, Mister Seven of the Felt
--E√ Yes.
New chore list. Made some adjustments to past responsibilities, for wise guys thinking they could pass the buck to a future self or the next guy on the roster. #manorupdates
waddahell this screws up everything
No cheat is foolproof, Eggs. You'd never find one otherwise.
¤snɛªks ịn tº thɛ mªnºr ªnd stɛªls thɛịr nɛw cºffɛɛ pºt¤
I bªkɛd thɛm frɛsh
Hmm. Would you take the box the new coffee machine came in.
And lɛªvɛ ƴºů wịth trªsh? Nº, I wºůld cªrɛfůllƴ sịt ịt ůndɛr thɛ cªbịnɛt ị sịt ịt ºn sº I cºůld rɛtůrn ịt lªtɛr
A fair point. I'm declining your cookies, with great misery.
Bůt ị brºůght thɛm ªll thịs wªƴ
You are making it very difficult to uphold my rotten mobster exterior, Trilby.
Thɛƴ hªvɛ tịnƴ půmpkịn ªnd bªt sprịnklɛs ºn thɛm.
... What flavor?
Uůůůh mªcªdªmịª ªnd whịtɛ chºcºlªtɛ? Alsº sůgªr cººkịɛs. Its ª mịx.
Had a good long think about it. The cookies remained declined. But a few maroons around here wouldn't mind a couple.
New coffee machine. Do not break it. #manorupdates
It's unfortunate how little this post is going to accomplish.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
it's gonna last a day.
An afternoon would be generous.
uh oh.
How bad is it?
Every day is a pleasure.
THE BEANS. WERE CRUSHED EXTRA GOOD THOUGH. MILK. WAS HAND PICKED.
I AM ONCE AGAIN THROWING HIVECOOKED BAIT INTO THE DIGITAL WATER. FOR THE SHARKS TO CIRCLE. THIS MIGHT BE THE HARDEST FATAL JIGSAW CHOICE I HAVE PRESENTED YET. I'M ELIMINATING MAGGOT MIX. BECAUSE IT IS JUST CANDIED LARVAE MADE WORSE. AND SALTY. #CANDY #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
YOU EAT BLOOD. WHY ARE YOU HERE. YOU DON'T GET A VOTE.
Maggot mix will always 8e a more sensi8le option when paired against candied larvae.
im on my vway!!!
I eat things o+ther than blo+o+d! And it just so+ happens that candied larvae are no+t o+ne o+f tho+se things.
OK. YOU EAT BLOOD AND NOOK. YOU STILL DON'T DESERVE A VOTE ON MATTERS OF TROLL FOOD.
gotta go w1th the amber candy... 1 hate that they trap the bug wh1le 1t's al1ve... 1 know 1t makes a cooler pose, but 1t's just cruel...
Maggot mix. Sheds dust all over my shoes. Makes for terrible tadpole treats.
GET THE MAGGOT MIX OUT OF MY SIGHT. UGH.
I’M GONNA THROW A CURVEBALL HERE AND SAY THE ANT POPPING BOBA. IT HAS A… A TEXTURE. A TEXTURE I FUCKING HATE. IT’S LIKE BURSTING A BLISTER IN YOUR MOUTH. FUCK THAT.
𓂃 ོ☼𓂃 mAggot mix hAs got to go, is thAt even A question? #yuck
That? Way above my paygrade. Probably yours too. Avoid the first floor and cellar for a while. #manorupdates
Still need it? Seems I'm in good standing with all... involved; might be able to retrieve it. Only if convenient, and pressing.
Location of your person?
Fifteen minutes away, Nine.
Just doing my job. You work twice as hard, a little back-scratch goes further.
Kicking us off tonight, a man who keeps his cards close to his chest. But not so close that I can't sneak a peek. @numberSeven 🌐 Prospitian greeting "informal" +polite 🌐 average cab fare in Midnight City 🌐 average cab fare in Midnight City 17732 🌐 Prospitian insult "nice shoes" meaning 🌐 Midnight City cab office near me 🌐 Midnight City Quick-N-Going head office location +directions 🌐 Quick-N-Going current owner 🌐 Prospitian anatomy +knees 🌐 Capricious Invoker address "Midnight City" +directions 🌐 public waste disposal near me +directions 🌐 Prospitian or Dersite cab service +comparison 🌐 Dersite insult "menacing" +polite 🌐 Midnight City bodega near me 🌐 public waste disposal near me +directions 🌐 Dersite insult "thankful" +polite 🌐 Midnight City Dirty Drives Done website +official 🌐 Dersite insult "good service review" +polite 🌐 cobbler near me 🌐 cobbler open near me +directions 🌐 Midnight City ballet times 🌐 Midnight City ballet recitals +active 🌐 Midnight City decency and exposure litigation 17732 🌐 Dersite compliment "menacing" +polite 🌐 Dersite anatomy +shoulders 🌐 best alcohol for numbing lost tooth 🌐 Midnight City Last Drink pub +directions 🌐 Dersite small talk "long day" +blood +polite \></ I caught that little detour to Swan Lake. You dirty dog. #GoregleWrapped
How did you get this.
Ahem. Right. Insecure connections. It wasn't Swan Lake; don't be obscene. #nsfw
Interesting.
Miss. Would appreciate a gracious look-away over the look-see.
Problem with such a thing is that looking away after having read it all does little but a false courtesy. But I could provide that. Should it please.
Fair point. I'll see myself shamefully out. Mister Responder: you're toeing a line. Don't push it.
The shame is a touch too much. This account has exposed far worse than a man being certain of his communication and admiring some shoulders.
I'm #dancing up and down the demilitarized buffer zone, Mister Seven. If you want to see more than that, you'll have to subscribe to #PlushRump like everyone else. #NSFW.
Rain today. Bring umbrellas or dry off in the foyer. Any mud tracked in is two weeks of toilet plunging duty. #manorupdates
Headed into town for a tin of coffee. Last call for small must-haves. #manorupdates #feltshopping
Time shenanigans. Usually a hassle. But not all bad, all the time. Had a conversation I've been meaning to have for some time, and I didn't even get shot about it. Small victories.
Stab wound wasn't appreciated. It is what it is. #violence
Radio update for those away. Rain due within the hour. Try to be inside before then. If you track mud on the new parlor carpet, you're cleaning it up. #manorupdates
New rug shipment due in one hour. Clear the main hall of all shenanigans. Failure to do so results in maroon pruning, and double duty. #manorupdates #priority
You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! It's been a nice day here in Midnight City, and already that rain we promised earlier is making its usual pitter-patter on the rooftops and streets. Things are cooling down out there, so let's get chill in here too, why don't we? We've got some smooth, cool jazz here for ya brought to us by John Coltrane. Here's "Nancy (With The Laughing Face)" coming right up. Thanks for listening, folks... …Midnight City Jazz!
Ah, the radio is reminding me now of how much I love her.
「MOM. MOMMY. MAMA. THERE'S A DISGUSTING BUG FLYING AROUND ME. KILL IT. KILL IT AND EAT IT. ONEGAI.」
Suppose that's my burden for letting private correspondence disappear into vents.
[ Fluttering through an unprotected crack in space-time is a note. It is pale green and marked with the letterhead of The Felt, an asymmetrically silhouetted Felt Manor viewed from the north side. The central spire is tipped by a glittering pearlescent drop of white ink. Scrawled beneath: a missive issued in cramped but neat cursive, richly maroon. The page is creased in two places, as though fit into an envelope at one point. ] To the editor in chief of Midnight City's ANTHROPODOGY Publication Office. Your journalistic excellence motivates me to stay apprised of your latest issues. I have no complaints, usually. In the June article of Movement As Culture, penned by Jubilant Communicant, a small paragraph detailing the dances typically associated with Leprechaun #Charms was included. Nine lines in all. A critical oversight on your part: none of it is accurate. Barely even legible, if we're hacking away at honesty. But we've had some... professional dealings in the past, sir. You pay your dues. You keep current on the news I read for. It's good work you do. Favor for the favors. Included is a short list of corrections to the charm-dance associations. Try to have August reflect an update. Wouldn't want to see you getting replaced so soon after your... chief predecessor left a vacancy in position. 🩷 Waltz. Measured, intimate, there's a way to do it. Someone always leads. 🔷 Jitterbug. Warm regards, lots of coordinated movement. Equals in every way. ⭐ Polka. Having fun, getting to know someone, learning the ropes. Someone leads. 🌙 Breakaway. Pursuit, distance, maintaining an orbit that push-pulls. Trading lead. 🎈 Flamenco. Fighting for control at all times. Nobody leads, but both are trying to. 🧲 Salsa. Performance for the sake of it. Compelling narrative. Someone leads. 🍀 Freestep. Testing waters. Setting to a pace. Lead-in before other charms. No leads. 💰 Bump or Boogaloo. Shoulder to shoulder, bar-fight-as-dance. No leads. 🌈 Swing. Knowing the dance by heart. Didn't have to practice it once. Someone leads. With occupational annoyance, Crowbar, Mister Seven of the Felt
AMATEUR CHARMOLOGISTS. COME GET YOUR SLOP. STRAIGHT FROM THE FROG'S VENT. @carbolicGalvanologist @carmineGnosiology.
👞👢👟hmmm....a waltz jitterbug polka breakaway flamenco style salsa freestep bump boogaloo swing???? might be difficult to get through allllllllll in just one night buuuuuuuuuuuuuut...!!!!👞👞👢 🫰🙌 since you went out of your way to tagggggggg me, and the medictator has assured me the stuff theyre flying in from overseas is deeeeeeeeeeeefinitely gonna take care of this awful cramp in my leg, like, omg? maybe? nah definitely. you have been sooooooo nicies to me since i got to the manor, like, how can i not? 🙌🫰 😄😆😅 sit tight, OK bestie? LA À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙄𝘿 is gonna show you some fancy footwork yet!!! it'll be sooooooooooo so so so lovely, and it'll make you forget all about the rancid skank bitch rust in your comment's section...not naming names! just shaming shames! hahahahah! i kid, i kid, it's damara 😅😆😄 🫵🫵🫶 you! me. all these dances you asked for, promie 🫶🫵🫵 #Chairministrangling #PlayingMusicalChairs #DancingUpTheCorporateLadder #EliteBallKnowledge #GalanteedToHaveAGoodTime 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE AND EN POINTE.
... What?
「MOM. MOMMY. MAMA. THERE'S A DISGUSTING BUG FLYING AROUND ME. KILL IT. KILL IT AND EAT IT. ONEGAI.」
Starting to see your pressing concerns about the new hire, Maid.
I TAKE NO PLEASURE IN HAVING TOLD YOU SO. #NOPLEASURE. #NONE. #PLATONIC. #CHASTE. #CELIBATE. #SFW.
#WORKPOSTING. #RISEANDGRIND. #ANDGNASH. #ANDKILL. #ANDMAIM. #ANDTORMENT.
fuck this image is peak
oh this is awesome you really said it demoNess of aNcieNt times.
What is yuri? Serious question. Concise replies preferred.
B33 < when two girls love each other furry much
it's woman on woman (generally) romantic (generally) media (generally) from east alternia (generally), east beforus (generally), or japan (generally). usually fictional.§
Two girls kissing.
Slang For Two Girls Involved Romantically Together