@numberSeven — #manorupdates
New chore list. Made some adjustments to past responsibilities, for wise guys thinking they could pass the buck to a future self or the next guy on the roster. #manorupdates
New coffee machine. Do not break it. #manorupdates
That? Way above my paygrade. Probably yours too. Avoid the first floor and cellar for a while. #manorupdates
Rain today. Bring umbrellas or dry off in the foyer. Any mud tracked in is two weeks of toilet plunging duty. #manorupdates
Headed into town for a tin of coffee. Last call for small must-haves. #manorupdates #feltshopping
Radio update for those away. Rain due within the hour. Try to be inside before then. If you track mud on the new parlor carpet, you're cleaning it up. #manorupdates
New rug shipment due in one hour. Clear the main hall of all shenanigans. Failure to do so results in maroon pruning, and double duty. #manorupdates #priority
Who was the last person on basement lock-checking duty? #manorupdates #highpriority
New scratch marks in the foyer. Nothing to worry about. #manorupdates
Rugs on third floor being replaced after several #kittybitch accidents. Watch your step. Don't make more work for @carbolicGalvanologist. #manorupdates Edit: #kittybitch incidents. She's allowed to perform horrendous maulings, under pain of face-losing. Lord's orders.
Choreboard update. Solids and stripes are swapping responsibilities for a shake. No more complaining about lightbulb flickering. You know who you are. #manorupdates
Blood trail up the north wing counter-clockwise staircase. Who got shot? #manorupdates #priority
Minor scorching in west kitchen. Crisis averted after roughly three Matchsticks. #manorupdates #lowpriority
Squeaky hinge on the west side door of Grey Office. #manorupdates #lowpriority
Toilets backed up from floor three to six. Another night, another problem. Do not flush anything for the next forty-five minutes. #manorupdates #priority