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@canS
"GOOD NOUGH," š£š¢š£š£šš¦d šš¢šÆš“, š¦šÆšµšŖš³š¦ššŗ š¶šÆš¤š°šÆš·šŖšÆš¤š¦š„ š¢šÆš„ š¶šÆš¤š¢š³šŖšÆšØ šŖš§ šµš©šŖš“ šŖš“ šµš³š¶š¦ š°š³ šÆš°šµ.
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CANS HAS NEVER ONCE BREAKED A HEART EVEN JUST TO TRY. ALL THE FLESHY OUTER STUFF BREAKS FIRST. NO BODY EVER GIVES CANS A CHANCE...
< good evening bitches and not birches depending on if I like yyou or not >
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/i was just thinking about you/Downloads
WHATCHA GOT AGAINST TREES? BIRCHES ARE CANS FAVORITE WEAPON.
< dont even talk to me I made a tyypo I have to beat the fuck out of yyou now >
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/l3ts tak3 a walk and talk this out/Downloads
š±ā°šš oh scratch dįµaįµaįµaįµddy~ @scratchDoctorāļøššā°š±š āØšš HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY XXXECUTIVE!!!!!!!! ššāØ š«¶ OH MY GOLD OH MY GOLD OH EM G OH MY GOLD š«¶ it's your ššššššš ššš???? time to promote it to my PERMANENTLY embedded calendar crosspopupated onto EVERY device i ever own!!!!šš the one (1) day where the timeline REVOLVES around who it motherfucking OUGHT TO???? out LOUD????ā°āØ i am GAGGED!!!! and yet no cue balls? huh! what's that about?šš š¼š I HAVE ALWAYS šFELTš A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT YOU šš¼ š i've crunched the numbers bestie (and i ALWAYS crunch the numbers~! š) and the data indicates you are OFFICIALLY one (1) year more POWERFUL, more RADIANT, and more DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE than the previous temporal cycle!!! AND YET? i feel EXACTLY as dedicated to repping you good and proper because hot DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?? for as long as ive existed...i shuddered to the small of my back at the base of my piddly widdle torso pillar at the STORIES about OLD SCRATCH...the unseen orchestrations of our great empires progress...the MAN on the MOON who stares unblinking without eyes...the one who TAMED the UNRULY DEMONESS...aughghhg!!! nothing? has? ever? made? me? feel? quite? the? same? way? if only she properly took to it! aHAH! š š„ š«µAS YOU DOš«µ āØš as an omniscient: YOU KNOW I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BESTIE~!!! and we will NEVER age out of agreeing on that!!! #WhiteFox #MrComplexSugars #AngelCakešāØ š«š¤š«µ BIRTHDAY DIRECTIVES š«µš¤š« āØyou WILL accept these digital tributes!!! digitALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!! EVERY LAST ONE!!!!! š youll meet me after office hours for some yummyyyy caaaakeeeeeeššāØš°š„³š š you WILL be made to feel like the NARRATIVE HIMSELF!!!! the story is told BY and ABOUT YOU!!!! š you WILL let me shower you with affection (it's TAX DEDUCTIBLE as a BUSINESS EXPENSE under āØEMOTIONAL INFRASTRUCTURE INVESTMENT so dw no charges strings terms or conditions applyāØ)!!! šŗ you WILL dance like EVERYONE is watching (as they SHOULD be???) šāØ šyou WILL find my behavior preordained and any punishment(s) therein for impossibly defying expectation already all ready for! š EXECUTIVESCLUSIVE ACCES (ā) [NEW!!!] š i'm offering you UNLIMITED ACCESS to my š¢ CONSULTING SERVICES š¢ which includes but is NOT LIMITED TO: moral support. rapport-building tips and tricks, secret hacks for finding that stitch that doesnt sit right, full seam massage services for the finer in life, around the clock entityhood appraisal, professional portfolio review, and COMPLIMENTARY headpats (long as you sit still like a GOOD DOC for your EXAMINATIONš¤š )!!! š¾ Cujo has been BRIEFED AHEAD OF TIME cause we ALWAYS KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME and is standing by with FLAVORED CONFETTI in his mouth!!! he's ready to execute business plan : FOREVER INEVITABLE!!! šš (he's very professional about it, dw, dw, i trained him myself, he's got a GREEN TIE and everything!!!) ššāØ ā° THE CLOCK IS TICKING BESTIE ā° šbut NOT towards doom or some eventual end!!! towards CAKE!!! towards PRESENTS!!! towards ME potentially LOSING MY GOOD SENSES because WOWZAH is it getting HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE IN HERE or are you JUST THAT HOT AT THE NEW BIG AGE???? FINE WINES MOVE OVER...THE NEW TURN OF PHRASE IS DOC SCRATCH AT THE TURN OF A CENTURY...WHOOWEEE...talk about citizen number one!š„µš¼š š¤š«STAY BIRTHDAY-PILLED!!! AND HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY IF YOU CHOOSE TO CELEBRATE??? š¤š« #GreenSunGrindset #ConsummateProfessionalism #CakeInbound #MyBirthdayBestie #Chairministrangling #GoldStandardForHappyBirthdays #PremiumGoodTime #DocScratchedAnItch #ThisTimeIsAboutTime #TheNationOfUrSentBalloons #Ughhhhhhhhh #YesImFlirting #ItsInTheBudgetBestie #NSFW #Violence #Fast-Gif #EditOverlay #SameThighRatioBTW #HopeOmniscienceMeansYouveGotMyNumber #BirthdayBoyāØš±š š¢āØ CHARMS REMAINS ONLINISCIENT.
You always know how to invent the market, RC.
šš YOU KNOW IT DIRKFRIEND!!!!!āļøšš š¤ will this go to my head? A LITTLE FUCKING BIT!!!! š ššš doesnt make it ANY LESS SPECIAL given how often you lose yours!!! even the prettiest dolls still have heads that twist and leap from their shoulders under the right circumstances huh? just...ughghhghgh!!! thank you??? thank you. absolutely, positively, no shade!!! thanks for keeping it real!!!! ššš š¢āØ CHARMS REMAINS ONLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITH!
What a remarkably thorough birthday presentation. You will, I am sure, forgive me for declining to comment publicly on every item included in your tribute. Some gifts are best acknowledged with a degree of discretion, particularly when their contents would make the accompanying cake appear almost prudish by comparison. Though I should correct one misconception. Knowing precisely what you intended to send me did not make receiving it any less enjoyable. Omniscience has never prevented appreciation. It merely allows me to begin appreciating certain presents somewhat early. Thank you, Charms. Your enthusiasm has been noted, your calendar entry is unnecessary, Cujo's preparations are commendable, and the photographs were exceptionally thoughtful. I expect you already knew which of those compliments mattered most.
JuJu MOTHERFuCKERY. 005?/ā. EXuENT. ALL. LOSERS. CuCKS. WIMPASSES. AND THE uNWORTHY. ENTER... XXXXXXX LOOKIE LOSE??? LOOKIE LOOS? THE LOOKY-LIEuS??? LOOK HE LOSE??? LOST AND FOuND SPECTRALS? GLASS WATCHING PARTIES ANONYMOuS??? A TRAGEDY IN FOuR ACTS - "THE EYES THAT SEE DEAD PEOPLE"??? XXXXXXX I AM GOING TO BE HONEST. I AM SKEPTICAL. THE SPECTACLES. EXIST. IF THERE WERE A PAIR OF JuJu GLASSES. AT FuCKING ALL. I WOuLD KNOW ABOuT IT. WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT. MY OWN MIRACuLT PREACHER BROuGHT THESE TO MY ATTENTION. I MIGHT THINK NOTHING OF IT. BuT. AN EXCERPT. I REMEMBERED FLAWLESSLY. FROM MY SISTER'S REPuLSIVE PuKE INDuCING DIGITAL DIARY. AN ENTRY. FROM SWATTPAD. WHICH I HAVE TRANSCRIBED HERE. FAIR WARNING. I HAVE NOT EDITED ANY OF IT. CONTROL. ALT. SNAP CRACK SKuLL POPPED RIGHT HERE. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i jUst had. the BIGGEST HORRORGASM. like divine inspiration, to sweat the whole of my arse right off, writing this dark and edgy backstory aboUt my very own jUjU creation. yes! i make those! i'm basically a god after all. i jUst had to rUsh over to my adoring fans and share. warning for... mUrder, spiritUal happenings, spooky spooking, and DARK ROMANCE. are yoU titilated? i sUre am. not betaread. don't like don't read! bUt if yoU DO read yoU simply mUst review. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ššš the mysterioUs lookie lose / look (what) he lose / lost and foUnd spectrals / glass watching parties anonymoUs: a tragedy in foUr acts. (a working title... any ideas? XU) (mUst inclUde pUns!) (ok ok, mooooving on.) click foUr spoilers: these gorgeoUs lenses are actUally the jUjU i am so so so excited to share with yoU all, and NOT JUST ANY JUJU. they're mine, made by me! sqUeeeeee!!! here is...... the š¶ļø spicy bits! š¶ļø (so the entire story as it stands in part one of more. U-U) (bUt not too spicy yet!) once Upon a time on beforUs, the most nostalgic paradoxal sUbdivision of the Universe, there was a toootally infamoUs serial killer named dredge morren! he was... the Ultimate yandere (so in love that it kills someone else!) bUt make it self-loathing? he hated himself so mUch, because his body just felt wrong. (we've all been there! i have to share everything with the WORST PERSON EVAR.) so dredge just started possessing other people... but not to hang oUt and have tea and tUrn a sad frowny face into an Upside-down happy face. not at all! he made them do... the most fUcked Up things... to themselves... and to others. carnage! blood! slashing and clashing and splUUUUUUUrt! šŖšŖšŖš©øš °ļø š š ±ļø š ¾ļø (what blood type are yoU? comment and i might add yoU to morren's list of killings!) so anyway. dUring one of his little mUrder mayhems, he corners this poor troll in a frog temple. (so Unhinged. so Unserious!) (i've always wanted to actUally visit one...) and the troll is reaching for something hidden deep inside their soon-to-bee-catacombs. gUess. what. it. is. THE looky lieU glasses!!!! āØ š āØ like, can yoU imagine what woUld have happened if that poor UnfortUnate troll managed to grab them? they coUld of seen spirits. not jUst the dead, but the spiritUal form of the self, so they might of been able to fend off the serial killer! what drama, what irony, what potential. ohhhh no. i forgot to say how they work. goUmen naasai! ao anyway. no way! dredge morren took that sparkly treasUre all for himself. and here is where it really takes off, becaUse being able to watch victim's soUls literally leave their bodies mid-slaUghter?! š³š³š³ that's like the Ultimate voyheUrist ecstacy for mUlticidal spree villains like dredge morren. he was living his best life. (his victims worst death???) jUst getting to watch the light face from trollish eyes in real time. goodness gracioUs! bUt. ā¬ļø here ā¬ļø is the plot twist my lovely readers!!!!! that wasn't even their original intention. i didn't make them for some mUrder hUsbando hobo to get his rickety rocks off. i made them so sad little grieving people coUld say one last goodbye to their beloved ones on beforUs! becaUse as yoU know, i'm a sapphic icon who believes in closUre!!! UvU ... >vU ~ * gfndsfmfgsdaijg3h3rMASNFDKLGFJASREHOVCM Mwevjcvm n OK FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (aUthor's note: my stUpid brother is reading over my shoUlder and being a slappy little hater with nothing better to do. so i have to be honest. ĆmĆ what. ever. realistically. i probably made them so that when i finally win oUr little game and took over the body and killed caliborn (yes, THAT caliborn, the loser lameling, my dUmb Ugly brother that can't write for shit), i coUld laUgh at him while his gross little soUl flUtters ungracefUlly out of his royally fUcked body. i definitely want to see his expression when he realizes i jUst one!!!! ššššš bUt. that still hasn't... actUally happened yet. late doomer syndrome maybe?? i gUess? better late than ever in calisnore's favoUr as the scholars might say. (that woUld be me. of coUrse!) oh. and the best part? the absolUte š cherry š on top? he doesn't even know this jUjU exists. becaUse he never reads any of my fictions Unless i read them oUt FOR him. how drab. i sUppose yoU can lead a dUllard to literatUre bUt you can't make them perUze the classics. UxU UxU UxU (mwah! mwah! mwah!) ending aUthor's note: ohmigosh. thank yoU for reading my darkfic. please issUe kUdoes and comment if yoU what chapter two two be aboUr what happens when someone actUally wears the looking loose specs. also. caliborn!!!!! if yoU are reading this years and years and years and years and years into the fUtUre becaUse yoU are a boring stUpid whiny cheater: I HATE U AND YOUR FIC SUXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!! UxU (mwah!) ==> signed callie ohpeee ššš ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- WHEREABOuTS. uNKNOWN. EXISTENCE. uNCERTAIN. AS SuCH. I CANNOT RIGHTFuLLY ASSIGN IT TO ANYONE. TRuLY. BuT WHOEVER HAS THEM. WELL. THEY ONCE BELONGED TO A KILLER. OR SO I HAVE HEARD. SO. HOPEFuLLY THAT MAKES YOu FEEL GOD FuCKING AWFuL.
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SuPPOSE SOME THINGS CANNOT BE DESTROYED. ONLY DISPERSED. CHERuBS DO NOT DIE AS YOu uNDERSTAND IT. WE ARE WRETCHED DIVINITY. OuR INTERSTELLAR DuAL LARVAL RAMPAGES SWALLOW CONSTELLATIONS WITHOuT FEELING. WE EXTINGuISH NIGHT SKIES. WE ARE SPACETIME REIGNING TYRANTS KEPT ONLY IN CHECK BY OuRSELVES. THAT IS WHY IT IS OF uTMOST IMPORTANCE. THAT THE BETTER HALF PREVAILS. AND THE LESSER HALF. PERISHES. PERMANENTLY. IT IS THE ABOMINABLE STuFF OF NIGHTMARES. TO BE THWARTED IN THIS. TO SuFFER ABSOLuTE EGO DEATH. TO BE SuBSuMED ENTIRELY. LIKE A LITTLE POuTY SCREAMING BITCH BOY ENDLESSLY DROWNED OuT BY A BLACK HOLE. I CANNOT FuCKING STRESS ENOuGH. HOW MY NIGHTMARES. GOBBLE THE FuCK OuT OF YOuR TOOTH RAKED SISSY BITCH NINNY TOOTHED uPON SCARY SYNAPSE BREAKS. YOu COuLD NOT IMAGINE THE FEARS I CONQuER DWELLING IN THE BLACKENED PIT OF MY DEPRAVED IMAGINATION. MY SuFFERING SICKASS STIGMATA. FOR YOu SEE. MY HATRED FOR MY SISTER. IS NOT SIMPLY BECAuSE SHE IS A WOMAN. THOuGH. IT HELPS. IT IS BECAuSE SHE IS THE ONLY THING. THAT COuLD POTENTIALLY GIVE WAY. TO A FALTERED GRIP. OVER THE ENTIRE uNIVERSE. HER WEAKNESS. WAS OuRS. WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER. IT SICKENED ME. LIKE A SuFFOCATING VICE. AND I AM GLAD IT IS GONE. DASHED. LIKE ORPHAN DREAMS. AND EVERY TIME I SEE HER FACE. I WAKE uP AFTERWARDS. GRATEFuL SHE IS DEAD. AND GONE.
Damn. Sucks. Hope you have a warm milk prepped before dozing off again.
h__h__ this is funny. __ls__ rip her __r wh__tever. th__t r__cks? __r sucks. c__n't tell here.
ROCKS. IN THE WAY THAT A SINGuLAR. CuRLED uP FIST. COuLD INFLICT DAMAGES SO DEVASTATING. THERE CAN BE LITERALLY NO RECOVERY. I WANT YOu TO PICTuRE THE KIND OF SuCKERFuCKER PuNCH. THAT WOuLD LITERALLY BOuNCE SOMEONE. AGAINST THE STRAINED BOuNDS OF CONTINuITY. AND THEN PADDLE BALL ZIP THEM TO THE PRESENT DAY. PRESENT TIME. THAT IS THE KIND OF ROCKS. THAT MY FISTS INFLICTED. ON CALLIOPE THE DAY THAT I KILLED HER. WITH MY OWN BARE GODDAMN HANDS. IT WAS GREAT.
i g__t punched th__t h__rd __nce s__ i d__nt re________ly g__tt__ im__gine it. ANYWAAAAy, hell ye__h. >:P still funny by the w__y. even funnier with this __s __ ment__l im__ge
THEY MOTION CAPTuRED MY LIKENESS FOR THIS SCENE.
HA! Ok__y, ye__h, y__u're funny __s fuck. I h__pe y__u keep sl__ppin bitches int__ __blivi__n __nd b__ck.
(=^ļ½„ā©ļ½„^=) < @CANS IS A CUTIE! IF ANYPAWDY DID ANYTHING WRONG TO THEM I'D FURRCKING KILL THEM.
CANS. ULTIMATE NEW BADGE. CLOSE EYES. OPEN. NEW COLOR. WORK EVERY TIME. SOMETIMES.
OTHERS SOMETIMES SAY. "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER". BUT CANS CAN PUNCH KNOWLEDGE. KNOWLEDGE WILL FALL DOWN. KNOWLEDGE WILL FALL DOWN HARD. SO IF KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. CANS IS HIGHER POWER.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT.
IF TREE FALLS IN FOREST. AND NO ONE HEAR. CANS PUNCHED TREE. WILL HEAR SAME TIME NEXT WEEK.
i can punch things in half if i try hard enough! though i usually use hammers. i don't know if i'm as strong as you though, at least in the most literal sense. :P
Not yet. Remember, we've practiced this. Bell means job. Heard the bell?
CANS NOT READ. JINX IS PROBABLY STRONGER THAN CANS IN LITERAL SENSE TOO. BUT IS OK. CANS TRAIN BY CRUSHING THINGS VERY HEAVY. AND LIFTING THEM ABOVE HEAD. IF CANS TRY HARD ENOUGH. MAYBE CANS WILL ONE DAY CARRY ONE BREATH TOO.
ROPE? NOW HAS TO BE A ROBBERY. CANS REMEMBER TYING TELLER UP. WITH ROPES. WILL NOT ROPE ANYONE. ONE MISTAKE. MADE ONCE TOO MANY TIMES.
YES. NO. YES. NO. YES. NOT SURE.
well if you want to carry me around, i think that would count as carrying all of breath itself in a sense! though that might get silly quick.
No bells, Fifteen. If you're not halfway up my tail right now, there's no bells and no jobs.
HMM. ONLY IF JINX HAS TO GO PLACE. CANS WILL GET LOST VERY QUICKLY. IS SAID A LOT. "CANS" ANGRY VOICE "YOU ARE A DUNDERHEAD" ANGRIER VOICE "STOP BEING DUNDERHEAD" ANGRIEST LOUDEST VOICE. CANNOT HEAR PART AFTER THAT. TOO LOUD. TOO ANGRY AT CANS. BUT IF JINX TELL CANS WHERE TO TAKE JINX. CANS WILL GET JINX TO THERE. NO TIME AT ALL. AND EVEN MORE NO TIME AT ALL. IF CANS CAN PUNCH.
you are just utterly delightful! :D
CANS THINK. IF ONE DOOR CLOSE. MAYBE. CANS SHOULD OPEN IT. THAT IS LIVING.
@gullibleColumnist This guy taking your job? Lmao
WHAT. WHY WOULD CANS TAKE DOORMAID JOB? CANS HAND TOO FULL FOR CARRYING KEYS. FULL. BEING EMPTY FOR FINGERS. WHEN MAKING FIST. TO SHATTER SKULLS. SO SILLY.
SO SILLY IS YOU.
Jingles my bells at you. Hi Cans.
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Hey. Don't do that.
APPROACHING. SLOWER. SO MANY SLOWER. CANS IS STANDING STILL NOW.
Jingles my bells again.
REMEMBERS. HOW MANY SLOW. ARE KEEPING CANS FROM APPROACHING. NOT TRICKED.
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BOSS. BOSS HERE? BOSS HERE NOW? šš¦ š£šš¶š“š©š¦š“. šš¢šÆš“ šŖš“ š¦šÆšµšŖš³š¦ššŗ š¶šÆš±š³š¦š±š¢š³š¦š„. šš¦ šøšŖšš š¢šµšµšµš¦š®š±šµ šŗš°š¶š³ š®š¦šµš©š°š„ š¢š“ šøš¦šš, š¢šÆš°šµš©š¦š³ š“šš¶šØ, š¢šÆš°šµš©š¦š³ š±š¶šÆš¤š©, š¢šÆš°šµš©š¦š³ š„šŖš®š¦šÆš“šŖš°šÆ š°š§ š®š°šÆš¬š¦šŗš“ š¢šÆš„ šµšŗš±š¦šøš³šŖšµš¦š³š“, š¢šÆš„ š¢šÆš°šµš©š¦š³ š±š³š¦-š±š¶šÆš¤š©š¦š„ š¤š°š®š®š¢šÆš„. 0 š§š°š³ 2 šµš°š„š¢šŗ. šš©š¢šµ š¢ š³š°šš. @caliBorn
ER HEM. @imJunior DO NOT BOTHER WITH uNSOLICITED RESPONSES. TO THIS ONE. AND HIS SILLY SOLICITATIONS. I WILL HANDLE IT. THIS IS ONE OF MY PERSONAL PEONS. ONE CuSTOM ORDERED FOR A VERY SPECIFIC PuRPOSE. AND THAT PuRPOSE. IS FOR ME PERSONALLY. OH. CANS. HOW DEVILISHLY DELIGHTED I AM TO SEE YOu HERE. THIS IS A LOAD OFF MY BACK. AND A CONCuSSIVELY SPINE SPLINTERING ONE ONTO THE BACKS OF ALL WHO STAND TO OPPOSE ME. CRIPPLED INTO INWARDLY CRuMPLED LITTLE HOBBLED MASSES. SCREAMING AND CLAWING IN THE AGONY BEYOND SPACE AND TIME. BECAuSE THEY WERE ON THE WRONG END OF A TWO PIECE DOuBLE MOBIuS FuCKYOu REACHAROuND AND FIND OuT COMBO. CANS. OH CANS CANS CANS CANS. FuRTHERER OF YOuR BOSS'S AGENDA. ENSuRER OF MANY ENEMY LAST WORDS. THINKER OF OuTSIDE MANY BOXES FROM WITHIN THEM. YOu ARE TEMPORALLY uNBOuND. SPATIALLY uNRESTRICTED. IT WILL NEVER STOP BEING THE CASE THAT YOu CARRY. MY IMMORTAL AND uNENDING FAVOR. MY uNYIELDING APPRECIATION AND AMuSEMENT. YOu WILL BE ALLOWED TO KEEP YOuR BRAIN. FuLLY uNLOBOTOMIZED. CONVERTED. MINDWARPED. OR PERVERTED IN ANY WAY. AS I LIKE YOu. JuST THE WAY YOu ARE. WITH THAT uNDERDEVELOPED LITTLE THING. ORNAMENTALLY AFFIXED TO THE END OF YOuR SPINE. RATTLING AROuND WHENEVER YOu GET A LITTLE TOO EXCITED. YOu DO NOT WASTE MY TIME. DISCuSSING PLANS. OR STRATEGY. OR TACTICS. TIME BETTER SPENT. THINKING OF HOW TO MAKE THE NEXT SWING HIT HARDER. AND THE NEXT INJuRY INFLICTED. EVEN MORE PERMANENT. WHILE YOu ARE HERE. EXECuTE ALL OF MY ORDERS FAITHFuLLY. EXECuTE ALL OF MY ENEMIES WITH PREJuDICE. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER. WHAT WOuLD CALIBORN YELL AT YOu TO DO. WITH ONE OF HIS CRuEL. WARPED. CHARISMATIC TALONS. FINGER JOuSTED. INTO THE CHEST OF WHO I WANT ELIMINATED. GOT ALL THAT?
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