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๐ gestures vaguely ๐ ๐ซฐ new pfp! to help me recover from being literally viciously attacked for 0 reason ๐ซฐ ๐ค at fucking all! ๐ค #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #InProgress #WhatABae #ByTheWay #RoewziCharms #IsSuchACuteName #WhyDidIEverForgetToPlantIt #LetItGrow #LetItAllGo ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
๐ค๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ok had a good fucking cry ๐ i just thought this was an open ๐ ๐ inclusive of more than geeks, wads, losers, n dorkasses ๐ ๐ forward thinking past the infiniscroll timelines ๐ ๐ equal opportunity especially for those a bit more deserving ๐ ๐ hella fucking welcoming place ๐ ๐ luckily got my account back (THANKS MODS) ๐ ๐ซฐ and hopefully ๐ธ we can be back in business ๐๐ณ๐คง๐ณ ijustneed,,, a f ew,,,more hours,,,minutes maybe,,,just to,,,adjust #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Rebrand #Inbound #NewOpportunities #Wait #For #Fucking #None ๐ด CHARMS is NOT GONNA BE DISTURBED.
๐ no disrespect to the random fugly #fatfetish poster just fyi ๐ ๐ซต you are a victim in all of this too, @junkfoodPocketdimension ๐ซต ๐ that is why im leaving the likes on everything you ever brapped or w/e ๐ #Chairministrangling #oops #that #was #a #close #one ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
๐ hey yall!!!! ๐ ๐ค quick question uh ๐๐ just wondering ๐๐๐ WHAT VENGEFUL FUCKING CUNT HACKS AN INFLUENCER'S ACCOUNT...JUST TO DOXX HIM AND LIKE EVERYTHING SOME RANDOM FUGLY #FATFETISH POSTER EVER FUCKING DISHED OUT????๐๐๐ ๐HELLO????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????๐ #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindingMyFuckingTeethNow #LikeABoss #PityABoss #HateABoss #PityABoss #Stalkers #ReachedANewSubalternianLow #Freakass #ANDWHYDIDYOUBRING #CUJIJITOINTOTHIS #WHATTHEFUCK #DID #MY #WHOLE #ASS #LUSUS #DO #WHAT #THE #BARKBEAST #DOING #????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ๐ข CHARMS is ONLINE.
WHAT IS A STAR WAR? LIKE IFF PLANET DUTY? @CANS IS THIS TRUE?
GREETINGS. BuLLSHIT ALSO. I AM LITERALLY LORD OF TIME. THERE IS NO TIME OuT CORNER THAT CAN HOLD ME. I CAN TIME OuT THE TIMEOuT CORNER. I CAN AGE IT TO WITHERED DuST AND WALK uNMOLESTED BY ITS WRETCHED DETRITuS RESuLTANT. NOTHING OuTLASTS ME. I HAVE SEEN THE END OF TIME ITSELF. AND I STOOD uNJOINED BY ALL. I WIN. I FuCKING WIN. ROSE LALONDE. YOu WERE NOT THERE. NOBODY WAS. THAT IS THE FATAL TRuTH OF ALL ENTROPY. I WILL ALWAYS HAVE BEEN LATER THAN YOu. MY DOOM IS FINAL. MY GODDAMN PIMP HAND SMACKED THE BITCH WITHERED WRINKLED TIT OF THE uNIVERSE. AND THAT BEAuTIFuL. WITHERED BY DOTAGE. FuCKING. SCREAM. BANISHED ALL SILENCE FROM THE END. AND BIRTHED SOMETHING ANEW. IT WAS. GLORIOuS.
-=[yaaaayyyyy thankky9uuu !!! x-)_โบ]=-
yeah but you smell so like
GREETINGS. MY FRESHEST HELLION CARRION REQuIRES CONSuMPTION BEFORE RANCIDITY SETS IN. SHOuLD YOu FIND THE MEAL PREFERABLE TO EATING ON YOuR LONESOME. YOu ARE FAVORED. TO COLLECT AND RELISH IN THE SMOLDERING MEATS OF MY LATEST ARRIVAL.
GREETINGS. MY MOST RANCID OF CORPSE PILES LAYS AWAITING YOuR LAY. SHOuLD YOu FIND THE COMPANY PREFERABLE TO YOuR LONESOME OR NOT. YOu ARE DISFAVORED. BuT STILL FIT. TO COLLECT THE ASHES IN THE SMOLDERING FOOTFALLS OF MY LATEST ARRIVAL. IT IS A COMPLICATED SITuATION WITH YOu. QuITE HONESTLY.
I said similar when I was a child. Trust me, Caliborn, you aren't talking your way out of the time out corner with that attitude.
GREETINGS. MY LEAST RANCID OF CORPSE PILES LAYS AWAITING YOuR LAY. SHOuLD YOu FIND THE COMPANY PREFERABLE TO YOuR LONESOME. YOu ARE FAVORED. TO COLLECT THE ASHES IN THE SMOLDERING FOOTFALLS OF MY LATEST ARRIVAL.
Hi Caliborn
ALL I EVER WANTED WAS ALL. TO DESTROY. PuRGE. PILLAGE. RANSACK. AND BRING RuIN TO ALL THAT STOOD IN MY WAY. THE GALAXY IS CRuEL. uNFEELING. AND APATHETIC. AS A STATE OF STATuS FuCKING QuO. HORRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN FOR NO GODDAMN REASON AT ALL. SO WHY SHOuLDN'T I? IT AMuSES THE FuCK OuT OF ME. WHEN PEOPLE STAND ON CEREMONY. "NO". THEY SAY. "DON'T". THEY CRY. "IT'S WRONG". THEY BEG. "PLEASE". THEY INSIST. "SPARE ME". THEY PLEAD. I AM NO JuDGE. NO JuRY OF PANELISTS. NO FAT STACK OF LARDASSED BuREAuCRATS YOu CAN BRIBE. I AM DEATH. DELIVERANCE. GOD. LORD IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. HOW IS FLOODING THE EARTH WITH VIOLENCE ANY DIFFERENT THAN A CLEANSING SPRITZ OF RAIN? FOOLISH. I KILL BECAuSE IT'S FuNNY. THAT'S MORE REASON THAN YOuR GOD WILL EVER OFFER YOu. AND ONLY I AM HERE TO SAY. I AM RIGHT.
-=[hi caliborrn :-)_โบ]=-
have you ever had a footlong sub from subway? i think you would like it, man
GREETINGS. I HAVE FuNCTIONAL NOSTRILS. AND MY TONGuE CAN PICK uP SCENTS JuST AS EFFORTLESSLY. THEY ALLOW ME TO PREDATE. IS. IS NOBODY READING CHERuBIAN ANATOMY ONE HuNDRED AND ONE? PRETTY SuRE I COVERED PREDATION IN IT. HERE. EDuCATE YOuRSELF. YOu TRIGGERING. PROBLEMATIC THOuGHTLESS LOBOTOMITE. YOu ARE SO WOKE. AND OPEN MINDED. THE FACTS AND MEMORIES. ARE ALL SPILLING OuT OF YOuR STuPID HEAD. CuRREE. I AM THE CuRE. FOR CuRREE. I HAVE IT. RIGHT HERE. IN THIS LINK. https://chittr.ing/profile/caliBorn/98e28385-c98a-4d25-a53d-418569b4c873 READ IT. AND RID YOuRSELF FOREVER MORE OF BEING STuPID.
GREETINGS. MY FRESHEST uNMADE ORDER FROM SuBWAY REQuIRES CONSuMPTION BEFORE RANCIDITY LAYS SIEGE TO THE INGREDIENTS. I WANT. LET uS SEE HERE. A FOOTLONG ARTISAN ITALIAN HERB & CHEESE. ADD SRIRACHA SAuCE. ADD STEAK. ROTISSERIE-STYLE CHICKEN. ROASTED CHICKEN STRIPS. BLACK FOREST HAM. SRIRACHA. TuRKEY BREAST. GENOA SALAMI. PEPPERONI ROAST BEEF. BACON. MEAT BALLS. SRIRACHA SAuCE. RED ONIONS. GREEN PEPPERS. CuCuMBERS. BANANA PEPPERS. JALAPENOS. BLACK OLIVES. MAYO. RANCH. KETCHuP. CATSuP. CHIPOTLE BARBECuE. SRIRACHA. YELLOW MuSTARD. OIL VINEGAR. MORE SRIRACHA SAuCE. SHOuLD YOu FIND THE MEAL PREFERABLE TO EATING ON YOuR LONESOME. YOu MAY HAVE A BITE WITH ME. YOu ARE FAVORED. TO COLLECT AND RELISH IN THE SMOLDERING MEATS OF MY LATEST ORDER DELIVERY ARRIVAL. I TIP. VERY GENEROuSLY. IN ALL CASES.
NOT MY POST. HATE HIS POST. THE GuY. THE GuY WHO WAS SPEAKING. THE DIPSHIT GuY WHO SAID I WAS JuST SAYING WORDS. HATE HIS POST. NOT MINE.
my bad. i was unfamiliar with your level of subway experience. you really do know fucking ball though holy shit. are you getting a cookie with this too or
GREETINGS. WAIT uNTIL YOu FIND OuT HOW WORDS WORK. NONE OF THEM ARE ORIGINAL. IT HAS ALL BEEN SAID BEFORE. ONLY THE ORDER CHANGES. YOu FuCKING DIPSHIT. THIS IS A CORNERSTONE OF COMMuNICATION. WE ARE ALL REFERENCING THINGS. IT IS LIKE. IF THE ALPHABET WERE STAR WARS. AND EVERYONE KEPT WAILING. YOu KNOW OBI WAN. OBI WAN. DEATH STAR. uH. PRINCESS LEIA. DuR. YOu'RE MY ONLY HOPE. FuCKING. KYBER CRYSTAL. YES. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THAT IS. BECAuSE IT HAS ALL BEEN FuCKING SAID BEFORE. YOu SOuND LIKE A GODDAMN NERD. WHEN YOuR CRITIQuE. IS THAT I AM JuST SAYING THINGS. IT IS SOCIAL FuCKING MEDIA. ALL ANYBODY EVER DOES IS SAY THINGS. HERE IS A NEW THING. @canS. HATE THIS POST. IMMEDIATELY.
why would i read this i don't need to know your anatomy to make fun of you
@(ใใปv<)@ OH, YOU'RE SURELY THE SWEETEST KONGAR HAS ENCOUNTERED ON THE LEGEND OF KONGAR THUS FAR! AND NOT MERELY BECAUSE YOU ARE ALSO THE ONLY KONGAR HAS ENCOUNTERED ON THE LEGEND OF KONGAR THUS FAR!!!! -@(o๏ฝฅa๏ฝฅo)@o KONGAR MAY PUNCH STONES. EVEN CHIP 'EM WITH BOTH BARE BLOODY RAW HANDS. BUT I DON'T THINK CUTTING THEM WOULD MAKE IT ANY EASIER TO BRAVE THE WILD, WILD WASTES OF BEFORUS. LARGE CRITTERS ALL OVER CRUNCH UP UNSUSPECTING SORTS JUST FOR LOOKING AT 'EM FUNNY!!!! @(โแขโ)@ IF I WANT ANY HOPE OF SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL survival SURVIVAL) I'M GONNA NEED TO EAT...PLENTY MORE NUTRITIOUS EATS THAN PEBBLES. MY FANGS WILL BE CUT ON THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS. OF FLAPPING MY GUMS FOR THOSE IN NEED. AND THOSE WHO MAY JUST HELP ME. IN MY MOST DESPERATE HOURS. #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-I #DEPARTURE-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #่ฅฟ้่จ #A-CHANCE-ENCOUNTER #RIVAL-APPEARS #OR-MAYBE #FRIEND #FRIEND-SELLIA #COULD-JUST-PROVE-TO-BE #THE-DIFFERENCE #BETWEEN-BEING-TOP-BANANA #AND-A-BANANA-SPLIT #RIGHT-THROUGH-THE-BLOOD-PUSHER #STAY-RIGHT-WHERE-YOU-ARE #FOR-THE-LATEST-OF-LEGEND-OF-KONGAR
I'M A FIRRRIN MA LAZERRR... โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฏโฃฝโฃฟโฃฏโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃญโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขนโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกทโขปโฃฟโฃฟโกโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ โ โขฟโฃฟโฃผโฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฝโ โขโ โ โ โ โขโฃ โฃโกโ โ ฑโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโขธโขทโฃถโฃคโฃถโ นโขโฃปโ โ ถโฃโ นโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃโฃฆโ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โขโฃโฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโฃคโฃโ ปโฃฟโฃทโฃทโฃงโ โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ โ โ โขฉโฃฅโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃงโขธโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโฃงโ ธโฃฟ โ โฃโฃคโฃคโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกโ โ โ โ โขโกโขน โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โ โ โ โ โฃพโ ฟโ โฃผ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโ โ โ โ โ โ โข โฃปโกซโ โฃธโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ ฟโขปโ ฟโ โฃโ ดโฃฅโฃโฃ โฃคโฃโฃดโฃทโ ญโ โฃ โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ฟโขปโกฟโ โ โฃโฃ โ โฃ โฃดโฃฟโกโ โขปโกปโฃธโขฏโฃฟโกฝโ โ โฃ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโ โ โกโ โขโฃ โฃคโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃคโฃโ โ โ โ โ โฃ โฃดโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃถโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
O=@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅoห)@ู HEY. HEY @atomicGallivant!!! PUNCH SCUTTLEBUGGY! NO PUNCHBACK! ๐ <3< #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-V #A-NASTY-PLOT-HOOK-LEFT-EAST-HEADING-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #ๅฒๅบ
โฎ@(o๏ฝฅA๏ฝฅo)@โญ WHAT?!?! GOJIRA!?!??! MY FRIEND! MY RIVAL! MY SWORN NEMESIS WHO I WILL ONE DAY SURPASS! YOUR JAW. OF BREAKABLE HINGES! YOUR HIPS. OF STRADDLE ABLE WEAKNESS! YOUR TAIL. OF GRABBABLE QUALITY!!!! YOU (TOO) ARE ON THIS WEBSITE! PAH! (PAH pah PAH!) ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ FACEP๐ฅLM ๐ด TREE!!!! ๐ด เดฆเตเดฆเดฟ@(oเผ๏ฝฅเผ๏ฝช๏ฝฅเผo)@ SNF.F..SNNF. OF COURSE. OUR. HATRED. WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO YOU. THAT AT OUR LOWEST. YOU WOULD MAKE THE TIME. TO BE HERE. WELL IN ADVANCE. OF MY SUCCUMBING. TO ROCK BOTTOM. GAH!!! IT IS. TOO MUCH!!! FOR KONGAR TO PROCESS! ALL AT ONCE!!! I DREAD THE SIGHT OF YOUR MEAN GREEN SKRRREEEE๐ฅNK MACHINE INPUT!!!! AND MONSTROUSLY GIGANTIC APPROACHES! I HOPE ONLY. TO THWART YOUR ADVANCES. WITH A FEW MOVES. OF MY OWN!!! แฆ@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅoห)@แค YOU MAY HAVE. THE HEAD START. BUT KONGAR REILLA. THE BEEFIEST BADDIE. TO EVER BUMP SHOULDERS WITH GIANTS. ON EQUAL FOOTING. WILL KNOCK YOU HARDER THAN THE BIGGER THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE. WAIT. A MOMENT. THE BIGGER. YOU ARE. THE HARDER. KONGAR WILL FALL!!! YOU DOWN!!!! AHAH!!! YES! THOSE ARE THE WORDS. THAT WILL BE YOUR DEFEATING!!! AT THE HANDS. OF KONGAR REILLA!!!! DESTROYER. OF GOJIRA!!! ๐ฆ ๐ @(ใใป0ใป)@ ALSO! WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM - BWAHAHAHAHA! (BWAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!) #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-IV #WHALE-APE-ASS-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #ๅฅๅๆ
@(ใใป0ใป)@ ...KONGAR EXPERIENCES...UNEASE. KONGAR HAS BEEN HERE. BUT A FEW BLOODY MOMENTS...AND YET OTHERS. HAVE BEGUN TO FOLLOW KONGAR!!!! โฎ@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅo)@โญ KONGAR IS WITHOUT WORDS. THIS WILL BE A VERY SHORT EPISODE. OF THE LEGEND. OF KONGAR. AS A BAND OF SYMPATHETICS. SLOWLY TRICKLES IN. AND TRULY ARRIVES. WHAT COULD THEY WANT? KONGAR CANNOT SAY WITH ANY CERTAINTY. ๐๐๐ #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-II #ENCOUNTER-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #็ฎ่ฅฟ้่จ
@(/o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅo)@/ ON THIS DAY...THE LEGEND OF KONGAR REILLA BEGINS (BEGINS begins BEGINS)!!!!! โโ@(ใใป~ X)@ MY APE-SOLUTE HARDASS OF A LUSUS CAME DOWN ON ME. TALK ABOUT UN-PEEL-LIEVABLE...!!! I WAS THE BEST SON A MUMKEY COULD ASK FOR!!! -@(o๏ฝฅ๏ฝช๏ฝฅo)@) BUT. WHAT MUM SAYS GOES. SO IF MUM SAYS I'M OUT. THEN~GIMME~TIME~ENOUGH~TO~PACK~AND~THAT'S~IT!!! @(ใใป0ใป)@ AND I DON'T MEAN PUNCHES!!!!! NOO OO AH UH!!!!! ๐๐๐ #THELEGENDOFKONGAR #EPISODE-I #DEPARTURE-ON-WESTWARD-HORIZONS #่ฅฟ้่จ
you know what @canS i take it back your nuts are not numb. perhaps top 5 lleast numb nuts of all time
hey man deadllock is serious fuckin business where ellse am i gonna be a bratty rich girll shooting peoplle to death onlly to die pitifully when someone sneezes in my direction. im not rich enough irll for that
i just think id be pretty hot with crows feet and grey hair and all crooked and shit you know
i think id make a pretty good crone tbh
you llook llike youve been marooned on a deserted islland for 40 days and nights and are still in a daze from the reallization you have rejoined society
eugh i feell very not good. nauseous :(
you shoulld teach a lliterature cllass cllaire. i llearn so much from you
you make me gllad that the two most difficullt to work with peoplle in my session are still genuinelly llooking out for the rest of us. what the fuck persep
not really i think it's funny as fuck im just surprised
The Doublle L is simplly in reference to the doublle in the first name. Everyone in the blloodlline has it. Pllus "Bllaidd" is derived from a word so it stays unquirked when possiblle
when is hayaah gonna builld her new fuckin hive
I will, though I don't think I'll be going in there in the immediate future. Not untill I find a way to get in
maybe? The detailling on the door llooked important though. Maybe it's supposed to be llike that
my maps indicate a gargantuan room underneath where im at. no cllue what it is, entrance is llocked. im tallking BIG though. 100 times the size of my hive. probablly more. #sgrub
do you regret introducing them or does this do something for you
1 th1nk 1โm go1ng to need to 1nvest 1n a more durable palm husk th1s 1s gett1ng k1nda r1d1culous
Fair warning. The writing is good. great even. it is intermixed with a llot of stomach churning eastern allternian tropes that it is onlly SOMETIMES sellf aware with. if you can't stomach some really gross character dynamics give it a pass
admittedlly monogatari OPs are very intrinsically llinked to the characters singing them, so the appeall may be llost on those who have not watched
Kogarashi Sentiment (Duet Version), Koimonogatari, Monogatari Second Season
cys anon #cw-suicide
YOURE NOT SITTING IN THE CUCK CHAIR
what makes you think ill llet anything fizzlle fuck you my spite is infinite
when i gaze into my mentall crystall ball with my seer powers and forsee hayaah bein kinda a sllut
DO IT WITH YOUR MATESPRIT AND SIDEPIECE THEN
Stop sllacking at work. Sit at the register, not the cuck chair freak #suggestive
my llife is an eternall tightrope Act where if I don't commit hard enough to the Pervert Act I llose arguments but if I commit too hard I piss off my quads. There is no winning #suggestive
im a pervert but im pretty quiet about it am i allowed
?????? is this adoration i don't know how to interpret this
ive been openlly disablle the entire goddamn time. where are my llegions of adoring fans for pride
pllay guillty gear with me i need someone who isn't good to pllay against
damn i saw the earllier chitt first and was about to come back and say that. i got beat to the punch but a true artist strikes onlly when the time is right. or whatever. you spend too much time tallkin to my peace and tranquillity namaste ass ancestor wheres your RAGE your INNER BEAST
we shoulld llike, totally do a movie together chchow. my llong fllowing hair llooks great for a dramatic wind shot, and your deep soull is sure to resonate with viewers
i llook at you sagelly, with a distant sorrow, and say smth shit llike "this sand, is your most deep fellt woes. llet them pass through your hands, and rejoin with the sea of tears"
my arm disintegrates and turns to sand the moment your teeth chomp down
whenever i sollve a puzzlle on my lland it makes this sound which tbh does feell pretty good https://youtu.be/5FrEAjQT7ec
go fuck yoursellf, and YES they ARE. you have no idea so keep your windtunnell SEALLED
the fuck you wanting me to do kill the ceo??? damn
guys a horndog he hit on me in dms when he was high as fuck it was hillarious. fllattering too he's a nice guy
i was kinda hoping for it ngll but deadllock is a game that is hard to cllaw back from a severe economy gap. i respect their spirit tho
no actually they continued to be THOROUGHLLY stomped did not reduce the stomping. but it made me llaugh so thats a small win hahahaha. i went 10/1/12 and most my teammates were simillar or better. ROUGH game for the enemy suckers
thats what IM sayin. still llost but llike. they were tuff llosing
damn didnt know the goat was on chittr
just pllayed a game of deadllock where, after stomping the enemy team for 25 minutes or so, the enemy LLlash said "allright, its time to get serious. watch out. im turning my monitor on" didnt know they had such a goat on the enemy team
i find GREAT amusement in pllaying a wretched llittlle rich brat but sometimes it makes me feell so bad for the peoplle being crushed under my probablly very expensive heells
the worst part of thrashing that poor llash is right before he said that funny lline in the chat, my character said "well he certainlly isn't llacking in confidence. Skill, yes, but not confidence!" brutall. im sorry man
i dont usually llike to wax poetic on chittr. i think crass absurdity and nonsense is more enjoyablle for the casuall environment
thank you, ombell. i have a way with words.
i know sometimes i get into lloony toon shenanigans with hayaah (i am usually the one wallking into painted walls and shit) but sometimes watching some of you navigate casuall interaction with strangers is llike watching someone stick their foot in a honeybeast jawtrap and wondering why youre blleeding
poor choice we are really easy to disrespect ive been tolld
motherfucker youre painting a big red target with the word STUPID right in the bullseye, and acaruh is a professionall firearms wiellder
wondering how fast i woulld get cancelled if i just started adopting the wise words of Tohruu Adachi
tbh she can handlle hersellf if anyone puts too much on her she will just llike. shoot them. or smth. thats her thing right
i think you shoulld go onto llots of posts and yell llobotomy oddy
i NEVER post bullge on timelline, just to be conscientious of you casper
girll you can ask ceryse yoursellf. two way street there too #suggestive
llarkin llikes to posture publlically, dont llet that fooll you into thinking hes allways in charge. #suggestive.
llets not pretend you didnt allready. sides, i got mulltitudes. i can swap rolles. can you? #suggestive.
heeeeey Hayaah. arent WE just two peas in a pod huh?
oh this is fucking awesome. i llove new information its so cooll and usefull
bllaidds allways come up eventually! we pllay the LLONG GAME
stup1d fuck1ng blla1d and the1r stup1d fuck1ng seer sh1t UGH. WHATEVER.
whats up meenah you seem distressed and sllash or confused
writing down in my journall "NOT dry"
i dont even gotta chime in you got got
how many emaills coulld you possiblly be getting
im no llonger as bad as I was yesterday but im still way worse than i used to be. this thing certainlly hurts my hands lless though
i shoulld not be beating all these strive pllayers whille 2 years rusty and llearning to use a fight stick for the first time whille ALLSO pllaying a llow tier come on guys step up your game
not entirelly convinced everyone understands who that is. the youth need to read the cllassics...
ha! yeah I'm not good enough at the game to think that the tier llist means much at my llevell so I try not to use it as an excuse. I'm onlly pllaying for the first time in years in the llast week or so, I guess I'll see how good I am once I have been pllaying ranked for a llittlle whille
her offensive mixups are devastating. but her damage and heallth are so, SO bad. pllus they nerfed her frame data this season when she was allready kinda llow tier. she's still useablle and fun tho. i just gotta work harder for the same damage other peoplle get lloll
i pllay Bridget so i allready have to guess right so many more times than most other characters. and i can never seem to guess right against bedman lloll. bridget follds so quick when you can't set up your pressure
This person is the devill. I know reallistically I can't compllain about pllaying Bedman bc it's not a... GOOD character but it's a knowlledge check character that I fight once a year so it allways turns me into puree
you can't trust anyone who advocates pllaying golldllewis. that's cruell for everyone ellse in the matchmaking
you're right and you shoulld say it jack
they tryna corrall you into the gllue factory
honestlly yeah out of morbid curiosity
good movie. if i were howll i woulld simplly not move my castlle tho
reall chitt ptollmy strikes hive once again
true, but it just dont feell the same when the wholle point was to harass wrothe and i just dont have that spark anymore. wistfull sigh
oh it was a wholle fuckin thing back when i was harassing wrothe on the dailly. first i hand-taillored a wholle uniform for some cllown that runs a cllown college, in exchange for an Honorary PhD in Money. that pissed wrothe off, which was allready funny, but then there was a feferi, very nice girll, who decided to just GIVE me one of her tiaras - dont remember why to be honest, and gave me her bllessing to call mysellf a Monarch, which wrothe allso did not llike. hillarious.
you know what i miss. i miss when i was the Monarch of Money. that shit was stupid as hell. good times
its a fun thought experiment. i hate to throw shade (i llie, llyinglly) but i think a llot of peoplle woulld fllounder without access to certain words or hashtags. but me? i have a nigh infinite reservoir of things to bitch about
you will find that more difficullt than you are hoping im a sllippery llittlle bitch
i got bored of those a whille ago i mean ive seen most peoplle that participate do it mulltiplle times guys at this point put it in your bio llmaoo
what're you gonna do? hit me with a beam? heheheheh.
one day chittr shoulld run an experiment where the most used noun on any account, allong with its synonyms, are banned from being used by that account. see how many peoplles posts quicklly are snuffed out by inabillity to tallk about more than one thing. mine woulld probablly be puzzlles. which honestlly not being ablle to bitch about those woulld probs be good for me
fuck. im going to be trapped in the puzzlle metroidvania for all time.
i was kidding earllier guys. i llove puzzlles! i llove having nothing to do but sollve puzzlles night in and night out! #puzzllegang!
you trully have mulltitudes calliborn
im gllad nonbinaries were inclluded, for otherwise it woulld be a strugglle for me to refer to this post as based
cans you stupid numbnuts cllearlly onlly my posts were for lliking
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im a green woman :)
Doess miint count iitss kiindaa liike green aand blue
you called?
Notably one of my favorite green women. Top two at least.
Mint counts as green, how does it feel to be included?
LITERALLY NONE OF THESE WOMEN ARE GREEN OR COMING OuT. REPuLSIVELY DISHONEST COMMENTS SECTION. ALL OF YOu. I HAVE THE OPPORTuNITY TO DO THE FuNNIEST THING IMAGINABLE. BuT NONE OF YOu DESERVE IT. AND NONE OF YOu WOuLD GET IT.
Not entirely sure what this means, but I support what gives you joy, chum!
whos the other one?? :O
What a terrible shame. I was hoping you'd bombard my post with more insufferable posturing. I guess you'll just have to leave me alone, that would really put me in my place.
You know who it is, Jade. Come on now.
i do know exactly who it is and shes wonderful!! i was just being silly :P
im getting it privatelly so that none of these other posers can pretend to appreciate your enllightened humor
VERY VERY WISE. @canS. LIKE THIS POST ON MY BEHALF.
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I beg and caution you all. Please do not bring up American psychologist Harry Harlow around my brother. It is not a rule. I am powerless to punish anyone formally. But he will make existence an ornery and suffering filled one. Propagating annoyance unending.
started me up about what harry "if its a chimp give it a limp" harlow am i sharing too much about harry "a clothed mouth oos no ah ahs" harlow harry "wire mother didnt make it" harlow
oh that sounds fucked up why does your brother idolize a monkey murderer
There's nothing to get. He is just going to keep making morbid puns about how monkeys were tortured in unethical experimentations led by American psychologist Harry Harlow. That is the entire joke. There is no subtext or peer review.
idolize who harry "the isolation tank top" harlow bro i am scared to fucking death of harry "finally someone let me outta my cage" harlow dont even fucking joke i cannot stand harry "feed a capuchin capsaicin" harlow lvp of all time least valued person of all time
He doesn't. He just knows this one singular cosmic instance of a joke annoys the everloving hells out of me. But he does it anyway for precisely that reason.
oh it's ragebaiting i misunderstood and thought he was smart my b
why would you ever think that of me how did i hurt you so
its ok i stupidly forgive you
honestly my mistake for thinking a strider had intelligence soz fam
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
...So it's possible. Tremendously difficult. Excruciatingly painful. But possible.
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i don't remember having available badges let's see oh my goodness.
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RHYME. BuT APPARENTLY. IF ITS HOST IS TO BE BELIEVED. IS A HORROR ROLEPLAY SCENARIO. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE THE ONLY HORROR HERE IS HOW POWERFuL I AM ABOuT TO MAKE THIS MOTHERFuCKER BEFORE YOuR GOBSMACKED GODDAMN GANDERBuLBS. SQuEAKY HANDS SCRuBBING THEM SEE WORTHY AGAIN. A RECAP. INTERMISSION. BEFORE WE BEGIN. LET ME TELL YOu ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. HE IS A LIME BLOOD. WHICH IS RARE. AND ALSO EXTINCT. EXCEPT FOR HIM. BECAuSE HE KILLED EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO MAKE HIM EXTINCT. WHICH KEPT HIM THE SOLE ENDLING SuRVIVOR OF THE SLAuGHTER. AFTER uSING HIS SPECIAL ABILITY. EMPEROR LORDLING TIME. WHICH LETS HIM CHANNEL HIS DEAD SISTER. CALLIE OHPEEE. WHO HE DEVOuRED AND SCRAMBLED. STRAIGHT OuT THE GATE. POST EGG HATCH. SIPHONING HER POWER. TO INCREASE HIS OWN. EFFICACY. WHICH IS A WORD I uSED BECAuSE IT SOuNDS IMPORTANT. HE IS A PALADIN. OATH OF CONQuEST. WHICH IS LIKE AN ORDINARY PALADIN. BuT INSTEAD OF HEALING AND PROTECTING. HE CONQuERS AND DESTROYS. BECAuSE PROTECTION IS FOR COWARDS. AND HEALING IS FOR THE WEAK AND NEEDY LITTLE SNIVELING FuCKSTuPID COWARDS. FuRTHERMORE. WEAKNESS IS A DISEASE THAT MuST BE STEPPED ON. CRuSHED. AND THEN QuARANTINED TO THE AFTERLIFE. WHERE IT WILL NEVER RETuRN FROM. HE IS CuRRENTLY SITTING. ON THE ALABSTER CAIRO CASINO PHAROAH SARSWAPAGuS THRONE. WHICH IS A SACRED LIME BLOOD ARTIFACT. THAT ALLOWS THEM TO COMMuNE WITH THEIR DEAD SISTERS. IF THEY HAVE ANY. WHICH HE DOES. BECAuSE HE KILLED HER. YOu ALL SAW. I WROTE THAT. AND YOu SAW. STuDIOuS LITTLE NOTETAKERS THAT YOu NO DOuBT ARE. YOu CAN SEE IT HERE NOW WITHOuT HAVING TO LOOK AWAY FROM MY WORDS IF YOu HAVE FORGOTTEN. AND NOW SHE IS HAuNTING HIM. WHICH IS QuITE POETIC. EXEuNT INTERMISSION. BEGIN. ACT NONE. SESSION ZERO. THE THRONE IS GLOWING. A MYSTERIOuS WIND HOWLS. THE WINDOWLESS ROOM CuRIOuSLY CRADLES THE AIR IN A SuRREPTIOuS BREEZE THAT COMES FROM SEEMINGLY FuCKING NOWHERE. THAT IS BECAuSE THE THRONE ITSELF. HAS BECOME LINKED TO A FAR AND STRANGE LAND. uNFAMILIAR ENTIRELY TO CALLIE BHORNE. HE DOES NOT KNOW IT YET. MERELY REACTS ON INFLuENCE. HIS FAuLTY PASSIVE PERCEPTION WEATHERED BY HIS YEARS AS MuSCLE FOR HIRE. HE FEELS A TWITCHY SPASM IN HIS WRIST. HIS INSTINCTS COMMAND HIM TO DRAW HIS SWORD. BuT HE REFuSES. HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO RESORT TO WANTON AGGRESSION WITHOuT A TARGET. THE THINKPAN WILL OVERHEAT. SENDING SCORCHING THOuGHTS EVERYWHERE THAT BLINDINGLY ERASE ALL MOVEMENT uNTIL A SAFE DISTANCE IS OBSERVED FROM ALL LIVING THINGS. CALLIE BHORNE WOuLD MAKE CORPSES OF PARADISE FOR THE ELYSIuM FIELDS OF HIS OWN ISOLATION MADE PuRE AND PRISTINE ONCE AGAIN. THIS IS HIS DREADED CuRSE. TO WALK A PLANET HE WOuLD SOONER RAIZE THAN RAISE. HE CANNOT BE KNOWN TO LOVE. HE CANNOT RISK FEELING. AND HE CANNOT CHANCE A SINGLE LIVING BEING. EVER. AND YET. THERE IS THAT HOWLING. THAT WIND. THAT DAMNABLE FuCKING WIND. "TSK." CALLIE BHORNE GROWLS. ANOTHER FuCKING REPAIR NEEDED. NOBODY EVER TOLD HIM BEING A LIVING RELIC MEANT LIVING IN ONE. BYGONE ERAS HAVE A FuNNY WAY OF STICKING AROuND. CALLIE BHORNE TAKES THIS AS EVIDENCE. THAT CALLIE OHPEEE IS FuCKING WITH HIM. WHICH IS FuNNY. BECAuSE SHE PROBABLY DID NOT ACTuALLY DO THAT. BECAuSE SHE HATES HIM TO SCREW WITH HIM IN A CLEVER WAY. BECAuSE HE DEVOuRED HER. BuT THE FASTEST WAY. TO A GRIZZLED VETERAN'S HEART. IS THROuGH HIS STOMACH. A PLACE THAT CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BEEN. QuITE FATALLY. SHE LOVES HIM. EVEN IF HE WILL NOT SAY. WHICH IS WHY. uPON DISCOVERY THE THRONE ITSELF OPENS TO A TRANSPORTALIZED DIMENSION. ANOTHER WORLD. OR PLACE. OR LAND. OR BIOME. THE BLINDING LIGHT MAKES IT TRuLY DIFFICuLT TO TELL. HE REALIZES THE TRuTH. "NO FuCKING WAY." CALLIE OHPEEE HAS BLESSED THIS CRuSADE. HER FACE APPEARS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT. SHE LOOKS. STRANGE. uGLY. SHE ASSuMES ANOTHER OF HER FORMS MEANT TO TORMENT HIM. A GREEN SKuLL. STAINED WITH THE SLICK LIME BLOOD SHE WAS COATED IN WHEN HE FIRST DEVOuRED HER. HIS MOuTH WATERS. HE HAS NEVER FOuND A GRuBSAuCE SO DELECTABLE AS HIS FIRST MEAL. HE LITERALLY ATE THE EGGSHELL SHE HATCHED OuT OF. FOR ADDITIONAL NuTRIENTS. THAT SAuCE WAS SO FuCKING GOOD. ONLY NOW. AT LEAST IN APPEARANCE. THE BLOOD WAS BAD. VERY VERY BAD. LEFT TO COAGuLATE. ROT. ADHERE. AND THICKEN. LIKE A KIND OF ALMOST REPTILIAN HIDE. IF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY WERE HIS LuSuS. WHAT WAS THIS? A HATCHMATE OVERREACH OF SOME KIND? SISTERLY SOBBING? BITCHING AND MOANING? uPON CLOSER INSPECTION. THE ANSWER BECAME MuCH CLEARER. LITTLE PINPRICK DRIPS OF RED. FRISKING ALONG HIS BODY. CALIBORN FINDS IT. A FRESHLY INFLICTED WOuND THAT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. JuST ALONG HIS THORAX. THE uPPER CHIFFONIER. AS IF ANGLING FOR HIS BLOODPuSHER WITH EACH DARTED FINGER. HER WAY OF SAYING. THIS QuEST COuLD PROVE DEADLY. ALTHOuGH. CALLIE BHORNE WAS uNSuRE. EVEN CALIBORN WAS LIKE. GIRL WHAT THE FuCK IS YOu ON. THERE COuLD BE NO CERTAINTIES WHEN DEALING WITH HER. "HEH. GuESS MY HATCHMATE IS STILL LOOKING OuT FOR ME AFTER ALL THESE SWEEPS. SOME LOVE. HuH? SHE'S GOT A FuNNY WAY OF SHOWING IT." AND THEN. uNFuRLED. IS MY BLADE. READY TO BE BuRIED IN THE NECKS OF DuMBFuCKS. LOCATION: THE TRIBuNAL HALL OF SuPREME CAVORT. STOMPING GROuNDS OF HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. EATING GROuNDS ALSO. THIS IS WHERE CALLIE BHORNE LIVES. BECAuSE HE IS SPECIAL. AND RAISED BY A BELOATHED BY ALL TYRANT. THE ROOM HAS COuNTLESS WEATHERED BONES SHAVED DOWN SO AS TO RESEMBLE MARBLE COLuMNS. BuT THEY ARE THICK. LIKE CEDAR WOOD TRuNKS. AND SPLINTERED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE BEATING OF ANGRY FISTS. CLAWED AND CHEWED. SO AS TO SuGGEST THE CLuTCHING OF VERY DESPERATE HANDS DRAGGED OFF INTO OPEN MOuTH. AND BLOOD. SO MuCH BLOOD. THE THRONE ITSELF. HOWEVER. IS CLEAN. AN EXHIBIT ALMOST. EVIDENCE. OF TIME'S TRAGIC PASSING. A RELIC OF THE LIMES. LIKE MANY OF THE CONFISCATED LEGENDARY ITEMS HERE. THOuGH CALLIE BHORNE FANCIES HIMSELF SOMETHING OF A TROLL WITH AN EYE FOR ANTIQuES SPORTING SEASONED HISTORY BEHIND THEM. THESE ITEMS ARE ONLY ACQuIRED WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SMuGGLE OR SELL THE ILLICIT CONTRABAND. IN FACT. WERE IT NOT FOR HIS LuSuS. AND SLAPDASH CHARM. CALLIE WOuLD CERTAINLY BE KILLED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE BEWEARABLE WARES ALONE. OWNING THESE IS ILLEGAL. BuT CONFISCATING THEM. IS JuST ANOTHER TuESDAY. OR WHATEVER THE TROLL EQuIVALENT OF A TuESDAY IS. PROBABLY CHEWSDAY. IT IS JuST ANOTHER CHEWSDAY. INTERRuPTION: HE WAS COMMuNING. WITH HIS DEAD SISTER. OR AT LEAST TRYING TO. HIS HATCHMATE IS OFT uNRELIABLE. WHICH IS A SPECIAL KIND OF ESPECIALLY HIGH uNRELIABILITY. BuT THEN. THE SESSION. OR WHATEVER EXCITING COSMIC BuLLSHIT IS RuNNING THIS GAME. DECIDED TO INTERRuPT. WITH A PORTAL. OR AN APERTuRE. OR WHATEVER WHITE GLOWING BuLLSHIT YOu PEOPLE ARE uSING. I WANT TO KEEP MY WHITENESS CONSISTENT. IF WE ARE ALL DOING A WHITE THING. I WANT TO DO THE SAME WHITE THING. OTHERWISE I WILL FEEL LEFT OuT. AND THAT WOuLD BE REALLY SHITTY OF YOu GuYS. SO MAKE MY WHITE THING BE THE SAME AS YOuR WHITE THING. HOW THE SuMMONS APPEARS: THROuGH THE THRONE. OBVIOuSLY. THE GLOWING INTENSIFIES. AND INSTEAD OF JuST SHOWING CALLIE OHPEEE. WHICH IS WHAT IT uSuALLY SHOWS. IN MIDDLING LITTLE APPARITION LIKE OuTLINES. AND DEAD SISTER MONTAGE. AND LIMITLESS PATIENCE FOR ME. HER HATCHMATE. AND MY SILLY ANTICS. IT SHOWS SOMETHING ELSE. A LAIR. OR WHATEVER. MAKE IT SOMETHING APPROPRIATE. ACTuALLY. COuLD IT BE. LIKE. A THRONE ROOM. BuT BIGGER. AND WITH MORE BODIES. OR A FIELD OF CONQuERED ENEMIES. OR A CASINO. WHERE EVERYONE IS LOSING. EXCEPT HIM. CALLIE NEVER LOSES. EH. DOC. SCRATCH THAT. CALLIE NEVER HAS LOST. BECAuSE HE REFuSES TO GIVE uP. HE ALWAYS TRIES. AND RETRIES. EVEN IN THE FACE OF ABSOLuTE SuREFIRE DEFEAT. HE WRENCHES VICTORY FROM HIS OWN JAWS. THAT IS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY OF HIM. YES. SO DECIDE. A VISION THAT CALLS FOR HIM. PERHAPS. SOMEONE IN NEED? YES. THAT WOuLD BE GENIuS. CALLIE IS EXTRAORDINARILY NEEDABLE. AND WILLING TO MAKE HIS TROLLIAN CLAWS. AN OuTSTRETCHED SORT. WHAT YOu GLIMPSE: SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS POWER. AND DOMINATION. AND VICTORY. BuT ALSO. SECRETLY. SOMETHING THAT REPRESENTS HIS SISTER. IN SOME ROuNDABOuT WAY. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR HIS CHARACTERIZATION. HOW YOuR LuSuS OR SuRROuNDINGS REACT: HIS LuSuS HOWLS WITH EARSPLITTING INTENSITY. HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. HuGE GROSS MONSTER. BLACK BLOOD. BRAINLESS BEASTIE. HE LETS OuT A ROAR. OR SOMETHING EQuALLY TERRIBLE. AND IT DOES NOT REACT WITH FEAR. BECAuSE IT DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. IT REACTS WITH RECOGNITION. LIKE. "OH. MY SON. CALLIE BHORNE. HAS BEEN SuMMONED FOR ANOTHER ADVENTuRE. HOW REGuLAR. AND ORDINARY. BE SuRE TO KILL AND PARTIALLY CANNIBALIZE PLENTY OF PEOPLE. MY SWEET. CHERuBICALLY CHARMING BOY." AND CALLIE BRuSHES HIS THuMB. AGAINST HIS VERY EXISTANT NOSE. AND GOES. "TSK. SHuT uP FATHER. I AM GROWN NOW. I AM NOT SOME HELPLESS LITTLE PuPA ANYMORE." AND HE GROWLS. SOMBERLY. "I KNOW. BuT WHEN I LOOK uPON MY SON. MY HERO. MY LITTLE LEGISLACERITO. I DO NOT SEE YOu AS YOu ARE. I SEE YOu. AS WHAT YOu HAVE BECOME. FROM WHAT YOu WERE. A WEIGHTED AVERAGE. SuNDERED BY MY SINKING HEART." AND HE GOES. "HMP. WHATEVER DAD. LOVEYOuTOO." AND HIS DAD SCREECHES LOuDLY. "MY SON!!!" OR MAYBE IT DOES NOT SAY ANYTHING. AND JuST. GROWLS. APPROVINGLY. WHATEVER WOuLD BE COOLER. WHAT PART OF YOu ANSWERS FIRST: NOT FEAR. HE DOES NOT FEEL FEAR. JuST LIKE HIS FATHER. HE FEELS ANTICIPATION. THE PART THAT WANTS TO CONQuER. THE PART THAT WANTS TO DEVOuR. THE PART THAT LOOKS AT A MYSTERIOuS PORTAL AND THINKS. "YES. MORE uNSETTLED SCORES. AND WRONGS TO RIGHT." OR POSSIBLY. THE PART THAT HEARS HIS SISTER. WHISPERING. FROM THE THRONE. SAYING. "DONT GO. YOu IDIOT. ITS A TRAP. A DEADLY FuCKING TRAP." BuT HE IGNORES HER. BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T. YOuR FINAL ACTION: CALLIE. DOES NOT. uNDER ANY CIRCuMSTANCES. SHOW HESITATION. HESITATION IS FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT CALLIE BHORNE. AND THEREFORE. NOT ME. BECAuSE I MADE HIM. AND I AM ALSO NEVER HESITANT. EXCEPT WHEN I AM. WHICH IS NEVER. ALTHOuGH. THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME. BuT I WAS MERELY. READYING AN ATTACK. AN ASSBLAST ATTACK THAT PROVED FATAL. FOR MY ENEMIES. SO IT IS LESS A HESITATION. AND MORE A READYING POSE. WHICH IS WHAT HE STRIKES. BEFORE SAYING SOMETHING REALLY FuCKING COOL. LIKE. "...WELL WELL WELL. IS THIS THE PART. WHERE I TOSS IN A QuARTER AND MAKE A WISH?" OR. "THE THRONE BECKONS. QuIT YOuR BITCHING. I'M LITERALLY COMING RIGHT NOW." OR. "CALLIE OHPEEE. WATCH OVER FATHER FOR ME WHILE I AM GONE. OKAY?" OR JuST. "...CONQuEST CALLS." WHATEVER HE SAYS. PROBABLY ALL OF THESE THINGS. HE IS NOT NICE. HE IS GRIZZLED AND EDGY. HE ATE HIS SISTER AND REGRETS NOTHING EXCEPT THAT HE COuLD NOT EAT HER TWICE. HE IS A MONSTER. AND HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. BECAuSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO uNDERSTANDS ME.
๐ | Is it really that easy? huh. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #HateABoss #MediateABoss #PityABoss #LoveABoss #Forever #AndEver #AndEverYoung #Beautiful #Gorgeous #Immaculate #Unending #ServicingOne #ToOutlastThemAll #NeverForgetting #Who #keeps #you #pretty ๐ค๐ญ The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ON MIND.
TO REITERATE. SHE HAS TRIED. SHE HAS FAILED. SHE WILL TRY. SHE WILL FAIL AGAIN. SHE DOES NOT REALIZE THAT I KNOW. BuT I HAVE. AND CONTINuE TO. I HAVE. AS THE SAYING GOES. BEEN KNEW. A FAVORITE TIMEOuT CHAIR LAYS IN SPLINTERY REMAINS uNRECOGNIZABLY SMASHED. BECAuSE OF A TASTELESSLY BRuTAL ATTEMPT TO CRACK AN EGG. uNRIPE FOR HARVEST. SHE HAS ATTEMPTED TO KILL ME. VIA BROKEN HEART. BY REMOVING HERSELF FROM EXISTANCE. DRIVING. WITH FEEBLE WOMANLY INSISTENCE. BOTH OF HER MAGICAL NEEDLES. INTO THE NEAREST ELECTRIC SOCKET. SHE HAS EVEN GONE AS FAR. AS TO DEHYDRATE HERSELF. WITH THE SHEER NuMBER OF STuPID FuCKING MISERY FLAVORED TEARS SHE SHEDS NIGHTLY. IN ROOMS EMPTIED OF OTHERS. IN HALLWAYS DEVOID OF FEATuRES. OR TAWDRY LITTLE PHOTOGRAPHS. SPORTING MEMORIES OF GOOD TIMES. THAT DID NOT HAPPEN. OF FAMILY. THAT NEVER TRANSPIRED. OF COSMIC INSTANCES. OF HERSELF. AND PEOPLE WHO ARE MEANINGLESS TO HER OuTSIDE OF THE FELT OuTFIT. KILLING ME. WOuLD NOT BE A FAVOR TO HER. OR ANYBODY FOR THAT MATTER. BuT LEAST OF ALL. HER. ETERNAL SERVITuDE. IS A DOuBLE EDGED SWORD. WHERE DO YOu THINK. ALL THOSE YEARS GO BY. THE MINuTE SHE LEAVES ME? I AM A SPITEFuL EX EMPLOYER. THE SEVERANCE PACKAGE. WILL COME WITH THE SEVERANCE OF LIFESPAN. BACKPAY. FOR EVERY WRINKLE SHE NEVER RECEIVED BENEATH THE EYE. EVERY WIRY WHITE HAIR THAT NEVER SPROuTED ATOP HER HEAD. EVERY IMPOSING CRuNCH BENEATH THE MILLSTONE OF YEARS FLOuTED. OF DEATH KEPT TASTELESSLY AT FuCKING BAY. GOLDEN GOOSE. WHAT A HYSTERICAL ANALOGY. YOu CRACK ME uP. DAMARA. YOuR EXQuISITE. LETHAL. PERFECT LIFE OF ABSOLuTE uNQuESTIONING FEALTY. IT WOuLD COLLAPSE. ALL OF IT AROuND YOu. YOu WOuLD BE IMPRISONED IN A SACROPHAGuS OF YOuR OWN RAPIDLY DECOMPOSING CORPSE. YOuR CHEEKBONES WOuLD FEEL MOBILE. THE SOFTNESS OF YOuR SuPPLE SKIN WOuLD FEEL YANKED TAuT IN A WAY IT HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE. TIME DENIED AND DELAYED BY YOuR LORD WOuLD HuNT FOR YOu. AND COME TO COLLECT. WITH COMPOuNDED INTEREST. I WOuLD NOT EVEN HAVE TO BE DEAD. ONLY BE IN NEED OF ANOTHER TO REPLACE YOuR OTHERWISE IMMACuLATE SERVICE. YOuR HAIR WOuLD DASHED AWAY LIKE BRAINS ON A SIDEWALK. CuRBSTOMPED REPEATEDLY uNTIL ONLY CASCADES OF MuSHY GREY REMAIN IN DISINTEGRATING CLuMPS. LIVER SPOTS WILL LINE YOuR STuPID FRAIL LITTLE TRAITOROuS KNuCKLES. YOuR VEINS WOuLD RISE IN GNARLY TWISTED LITTLE KNOTS BENEATH YOuR TRANLSuCENT GREY SKIN SuRFACE BEFORE DARKENING. CLOTTING. YOuR JOINTS. ARTHRITIC. WOuLD CLAW AT YOuR THROAT AS YOuR BELLOWSACS FAIL YOu ENOuGH AIR TO SCREAM IN YOuR PRETTY. DELICIOuS VOICE OF SuFFERING. HOW LONG HAVE YOu BEEN. DAMARA? HOW THE SWEEPS. MuST HAVE GOTTEN AWAY FROM YOu. DO YOu KNOW HOW LONG A RuSTBLOOD OF YOuR CASTE AND RuLEBREAKING uNRuLY CHANCE TAKING NOSE THuMBING FuCKING CHuTZPAH IS SuPPOSED TO EXIST? THE BRAZEN NERVE. TO FORGET HOW LONG THE BEAuTY OF YOuR YOuNG ADuLT LIFE HAS BEEN KEPT THE WAY IT IS? YOuR RAuNCHY SEX HAVING. YOuR ROuSTABOuT HOOT OF A FuCKING TIME ALWAYS uNENDINGLY HAD. YOuR BODY. WOuLD DISSOLVE. EVERYTHING YOu ARE. TO PAY BACK YOuR DEBT TO ME. WHAT YOu OWE. FOR SIMPLY BEING ALLOWED TO BE. TO REMAIN IN MY PERFECT WORLD. OF STOPPED TIME. YOu ARE A BLIGHT. AN ANCIENT DISEASE. A FuCKING SET OF WELL MAINTAINED RuINS. AND YOu JOKE ABOuT GOLDEN GEESE? ABOuT HARVESTING ME? YOu. YOu ARE THE HARVEST. MY HANDMAID. YOu ARE THE SERVANT. IT IS YOuR FACE IN THE CARPEST THAT I PISSED ON. GREATLY GRATEFuLLY LAPPING uP WHATEVER REMNANT TRACES OF MY GOLDEN SHOWERINGS OF PATIENT AFFECTION MIGHT EXIST. IN TRACE LITTLE SHOWS. OF ARDENT ASS APPRECIATION. FOR WHAT YOu DO. DRIBBLING DOWN YOuR FACE LIKE PINPRICKS OF BLOOD YOu LET ME CARVE ALONGSIDE YOuR EYES. IN PLACE OF TEARS YOu ARE FAR TOO OLD TO SHED FOR YOuRSELF. YOu ARE DIRT IN DRAG. DAMARA. NEVER AGAIN FORGET WHO KEEPS YOu PRETTY. tumut
@gutsyGumshoe called me hella cute and meant that shit on god fr down bad af
Well! Happy that he seems to let you do things you like! :)
Oh! is this your boss? Please let him know I didn't mean to upset him if he's sad! I genuinely feel bad.. But I'm glad he's a good person... If he lets you hit people?
Awh jeez, I didn't mean to offend you! Also, I'm so so sorry I didn't know your sibling died? Fuck, Now I feel bad... I'm sorry Mr. Cherub man! I didn't know Cherubs looked like you? Also, I know we're not friends! I just thought it was interesting to follow you back! You seem interesting!
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๊งhhh. okay. okay. if someone tells me their bulge got caught in a beartrap and i get upset. thats parasocial now. cool. excellent. very normal. very fair. what was i supposed to do. say wow haha thats funny kryqus hope the sudden catastrophic removal of the primary thing i use to understand affection and life and pain and rapport is going well for you. thumbs up. good joke. hhh. Iam the bulge thing. idontknow how many times i have to explain this before it stops being funny and starts being information. I COMMUNICATE THROUGH BULGES. bulges are what i do. bulges are what i read. bulges are what i fabricate. bulges are how iknow alive. dead. stimulated. receptive. hurt. gone. so yes. if yours is hurt. i care. if yours is gone. i care. if YOU are hurt because of it. i care. andifthat makes you uncomfortable because suddenly my little utility feeling something points too close to a bond then uhm. sorry. or not sorry. idontknow. pick whichever one makes you less stupid. amicrazy. no seriously. amicrazy. because i thought that meant i was allowed to be worried when you get injured. ithought that was one of the permitted effects of liking someone. apparently not. apparently if i worry about the body part everyone asks me to study for hours its weird. apparently if i worry about YOU attached to the body part its also weird. apparently the only correct amount of feeling for me to have is whatever amount makes everyone comfortable pretending im still a machine. hhhhhhhhhh. you dont get to flirt with the bulge curator and then act shocked when the bulge curator reacts to bulge trauma. you dont get to make me like you and then ask why it has an effect on me when something terrible happens to you. you dont get to hand me the leash and then laugh when i choke on it. ithurts. there. thats the whole thing. ithurts because ilikeyou. ithurts because its you. ithurts because my pan heard beartrap and filled in every stupid horrible implication before i could make it stop. ithurts because you asked why it affected me like i hadnt been standing there with my stupid little feelings out in the open. hhh. mcrying. dont worry. ill disconnect next time. much less parasocial that way. im leavingthechuds. notlikeicoulddoanythinganyway justamoondwellingscumblood #notabulgerating #cw-injury #cw-castration #cw-boundaries #mypan๊ง
I hate brandy. #substance
ON IT. BUT WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING A BIG FUCKER. IF HE'S SUCH A COWARD.
Posin' a metaphorical to you. Do you want the big lug's panic response to send primordial space wench, now pissed and very awake, into our indeterminate future. Honest answers only.
Good delegation, stripe. Weren't aware you could... do that. Moving on: figure out who missed the check and haul their keister to my location for a dress-down. To the Maid. When you read this: basement's groaning. Go check on Sleeping Beauty. Make sure she isn't doing the upright thing.
Who was the last person on basement lock-checking duty? #manorupdates #highpriority
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Not a problem. Suits me fine, and it's easier to find in the dark when damn-near-dead tired. Either way, you'll know the way in.
Good man, stripe. My office. Third floor, north wing, with the crooked door.
You can blink, buddy. It might be a while, it might not be. You don't know until it happens.
Not yet, I suppose. We'll see how that works out in the future.
You got a way with words, big man. ...Tell you what. Could use two big hands moving some furniture around. But you've got to be Tinkerbell about it, understand? All grace, all flutter.
I hope the next run takes me where I need to be.
Maybe, big guy. Maybe.
Delicate touch needed here, Fifteen. The Mime's left a present in my office, Lord knows where, and expects me to turn monkey rings looking for it.
I arrived in a dress. It was the first time in a very long time that I had worn one. The last time was my Sieteรฑera. I still remember Dillodad coming up from his resting hole to celebrate. I was a measly seven sweeps old then. That was the last time I wore a dress. So, really, it was about time I put one on again. It made me feel young. Beautiful, even. Or close enough to beautiful that I could pretend without feeling too foolish. I was there to see her. See, I was something of an underground sort by then. Officially speaking, I had been shuffled out of the game of life by the Empressโs drones. Removed from the paperwork. Removed from the count. Removed from the kind of future a troll is supposed to have. Then, in my second life, I got a second chance. I went by a few names. My title was the Contract Hiveseer. I provided maintenance drones and instructed construction on larger-scale projects in the Ash Warrens of the Rust Districts. But the name that stuck was Anikah Cikuto. Dillodad gave me that one. I know. I am an ancient troll in her final molts. I am old enough to know better than to be precious about names, dresses, and little ceremonies from a life that technically ended a long time ago. But I am still a girl. And I am still vain. Latching onto the younger name made me feel younger. Prettier. Like the dress did. Anyway. I was there to see her. You would have loved her. She was a limeblood, yes, and a hectic sort. Her primary job at the time was being a communications line. A living telegram machine, effectively. Except the machine was sapient. The machine understood. The machine remembered who sent what, who lied, who begged, who sent orders with trembling hands, and who quietly changed three words in a transmission because three words were enough to save a life. Or end one. So she was always on edge. Always listening. Always a thousand steps ahead of me, especially that night. She led our dance. She whispered under her breath. I suppose I should explain the event. It was called the Limelight. A grand showcase of limeblood societal and cultural impact across Alternia. Art, music, engineering, theater, medicine, historical contributions, all polished up and placed beneath expensive glass. Excessively bankrolled, too. Especially by the Empire. It was supposed to ease tensions between the Empire and the Limebloods. A ruse, naturally. But a good ruse. It got some butts in seats. It got cameras pointed at limebloods without rifles attached to them. It got highbloods smiling at exhibits they would have ordered burned a perigee earlier. It got officials to say words like preservation and unity and heritage while standing close enough to the truth that it could have bitten them. And oh, she hated it. Not loudly. Loud hatred gets catalogued. Loud hatred gets vanished. She hated it with her teeth together. She hated it while smiling. She hated it while taking my hand and turning me beneath light so bright I could see every seam in the lie. โYou look pretty,โ she told me. I told her she looked dangerous. She laughed like I had given her the better compliment. There was music playing. Some old lime arrangement dressed up with imperial strings, made respectable for the people who needed beauty to wear a collar before they could admire it. I remember the floor. White stone, polished badly. I remember the banners. Green, gold, and enough purple to remind everyone who had paid for the evening. I remember the smell of hot lights and incense and old fear hiding underneath perfume. Mostly, I remember her hand on my waist. She leaned close and said, โDo not react.โ So I did not. That was how I knew something was wrong. She kept smiling. She kept leading. She kept murmuring numbers under the music. Not words. Numbers. Frequencies. Gate timings. Drone rotations. Evacuation intervals. I was old enough, even then, to understand when a dance was not a dance. The Limelight was not a celebration. It was a map. Every exhibit hall was a checkpoint. Every performance was timed to cover movement. Every speech drew attention away from an exit. Every server, musician, courier, technician, and underpaid little usher with lime eyes was part of something larger than the Empire had paid for. And there I was. In my dress. Feeling young and beautiful and terribly, terribly late to the point. She squeezed my hand once. That meant listen. She squeezed twice. That meant remember. Then she smiled at some imperial attachรฉ over my shoulder and said, soft as silk, โWhen the lights go out, Anikah, you go left.โ I asked her what would happen if I went right. Her smile did not change. โThen I will have to forgive you posthumously.โ Funny girl. Awful girl. Wonderful girl. The lights did go out. Not all at once. They dimmed in sections, like eyelids closing around the room. First the western gallery. Then the mezzanine. Then the main hall, where the great imperial sponsor plaque stood shining above a display of limeblood innovations the Empire had spent generations pretending did not exist. For one breath, everyone was beautiful in the dark. Then the screaming started. Not from the limebloods. That is what I remember most. They moved with such calm. Such practice. Such bitter, rehearsed grace. While the guests panicked, they slipped between them like messages through wire. I went left. Of course I went left. I was vain, not stupid. Still, I looked back. She was standing in the middle of the floor, her hand raised to her ear, listening to something only she could hear. Then she looked at me. Even through the dark, I knew she was smiling. That was the last time I saw her alive. Or, well. Alive in the simple way. You learn, after long enough, that life has categories. Official life. Practical life. Remembered life. Life as a name on a document. Life as a voice in a wire. Life as a girl in a dress, being told where to run by another girl who already knows she is not going to. I survived that night. A lot of us did. More than the Empire intended. Fewer than she wanted. That is usually how heroism works, I think. Nobody gets what they want. A few people get what they need. The dead get turned into symbols, and the survivors get very tired. I kept the dress. Not because it was pretty, though it was. I kept it because there was a tiny burn along the hem from where a drone bolt struck the floor beside me. I kept it because one sleeve was torn where someone grabbed me and I pulled away. I kept it because, for a few minutes, I had been young again. And because she saw me that way. Not as a relic. Not as a contract. Not as a useful dead woman with paperwork problems. A girl. Anikah Cikuto. Pretty in a dress. Running left when told. #cw-death #cw-political-violence #cw-imperial-violence #cw-limeblood-persecution #cw-massacre-implied #cw-grief #cw-trauma #cw-survivor-guilt #cw-violence-mention
1/3 file cabinets. Took longer than expected. Can't say it wasn't appreciated, and won't say it wasn't a slog. May as well not say a damn thing, actually. 4/5 corners. Wallpaper's peeling in the forth corner. 1/3 tables. Moved my radio. Should be in a better position for the jazz hour. #clickhunt
HMMMMMMMMMM (Louder and more thoughtful than the other one)
๐๐ฏ๐ฏ < are nyall ready fur something big
of course cans, you can always be included
apologies this wasn't about you cans, sorry to cause a ruckus
you are just utterly delightful! :D
YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT.
No bells, Fifteen. If you're not halfway up my tail right now, there's no bells and no jobs.
well if you want to carry me around, i think that would count as carrying all of breath itself in a sense! though that might get silly quick.
DONT ROPE HIM INTO THIS MAN
Not yet. Remember, we've practiced this. Bell means job. Heard the bell?
i can punch things in half if i try hard enough! though i usually use hammers. i don't know if i'm as strong as you though, at least in the most literal sense. :P
aw, that's so sweet??? thank you! i do a lot of breathing, don't worry. but i can hold my breath for- kinda forever if i really need to.
WHAT ITS CLEARLY A JOKE CLASSIC SETUP CLASSIC PUNCHLINE
HAHAHA GOOD JOEK CANS
Was wondering what happened to that stump.
hell yeah man
Please d0nt
lol yea aite do yo best
Me just pointing at @canS I like this one. He's funny.
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you seem like a generally cool and chill dude regardless. that and the fact you can punch people into next week is badass
yanno i ainโt reely got rivals oar nofin cuz nobubbly matter enoug)( to me fore t)(at eelmao u all mad forgettable
Haha, ain't what I meant, but I likes a bits a' sugar in my tea. A lot bits. A lotta sugar.
Sounds mighty fun, Cans! I'd sure loves t'.
hell yeah big felt guy youre awesome
(in my irl deadpan voice) everyone love's like's or tolerate's me yay yay swishe's my fluffy fucking tail
Well done, Fifteen.
CANS YOUURE DOING WELL BUDDY
You ask @imJunior
Reach out to the Lordling, stripe. (@caliBorn, for convenience.)
ER HEM. @imJunior DO NOT BOTHER WITH uNSOLICITED RESPONSES. TO THIS ONE. AND HIS SILLY SOLICITATIONS. I WILL HANDLE IT. THIS IS ONE OF MY PERSONAL PEONS. ONE CuSTOM ORDERED FOR A VERY SPECIFIC PuRPOSE. AND THAT PuRPOSE. IS FOR ME PERSONALLY. OH. CANS. HOW DEVILISHLY DELIGHTED I AM TO SEE YOu HERE. THIS IS A LOAD OFF MY BACK. AND A CONCuSSIVELY SPINE SPLINTERING ONE ONTO THE BACKS OF ALL WHO STAND TO OPPOSE ME. CRIPPLED INTO INWARDLY CRuMPLED LITTLE HOBBLED MASSES. SCREAMING AND CLAWING IN THE AGONY BEYOND SPACE AND TIME. BECAuSE THEY WERE ON THE WRONG END OF A TWO PIECE DOuBLE MOBIuS FuCKYOu REACHAROuND AND FIND OuT COMBO. CANS. OH CANS CANS CANS CANS. FuRTHERER OF YOuR BOSS'S AGENDA. ENSuRER OF MANY ENEMY LAST WORDS. THINKER OF OuTSIDE MANY BOXES FROM WITHIN THEM. YOu ARE TEMPORALLY uNBOuND. SPATIALLY uNRESTRICTED. IT WILL NEVER STOP BEING THE CASE THAT YOu CARRY. MY IMMORTAL AND uNENDING FAVOR. MY uNYIELDING APPRECIATION AND AMuSEMENT. YOu WILL BE ALLOWED TO KEEP YOuR BRAIN. FuLLY uNLOBOTOMIZED. CONVERTED. MINDWARPED. OR PERVERTED IN ANY WAY. AS I LIKE YOu. JuST THE WAY YOu ARE. WITH THAT uNDERDEVELOPED LITTLE THING. ORNAMENTALLY AFFIXED TO THE END OF YOuR SPINE. RATTLING AROuND WHENEVER YOu GET A LITTLE TOO EXCITED. YOu DO NOT WASTE MY TIME. DISCuSSING PLANS. OR STRATEGY. OR TACTICS. TIME BETTER SPENT. THINKING OF HOW TO MAKE THE NEXT SWING HIT HARDER. AND THE NEXT INJuRY INFLICTED. EVEN MORE PERMANENT. WHILE YOu ARE HERE. EXECuTE ALL OF MY ORDERS FAITHFuLLY. EXECuTE ALL OF MY ENEMIES WITH PREJuDICE. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER. WHAT WOuLD CALIBORN YELL AT YOu TO DO. WITH ONE OF HIS CRuEL. WARPED. CHARISMATIC TALONS. FINGER JOuSTED. INTO THE CHEST OF WHO I WANT ELIMINATED. GOT ALL THAT?