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> [WELCOME, TSAREVNA] > [AWAITING INPUT] > [INPUT: FOLDER: "C:~ Old stuff.<" > [INPUT: FILE: TROLLIAN_LOG_??/??/????] > [READ? Y/N] > [INPUT: Y] > [PROCEED] " -- hopelessRomantic [HR] started trolling tragicomicDespot [TD] -- HR: wWw сan i expect to have an audience with the heirezz wWw HR: wWw cuzz i have some great newzz wWw TD: С:~ I am glad to see that you have finally changed your inappropriate manner of speech to one that is more suitable for your position on the guppyspectrum. < HR: wWw heheheh thatzz so silly wWw TD: С:~ What's the news?< HR: wWw we're gonna play a game ...Read more
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A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for e...Read more
Ah. I started thinking to+o+ much abo+ut Tro+ll Anne Bo+nny. I can't no+t talk abo+ut her no+w. Fo+r tho+se o+f yo+u unfamiliar, which I suspect is mo+st o+f yo+u, Tro+ll Anne Bo+nny was a jadeblo+o+ded pirate at a time in Befo+ran histo+ry when piracy was much mo+re o+f a bo+ys' club than it became in later sweeps. Her gender, co+upled with her status as a jadeblo+o+d (the vast majo+rity o+f who+m were no+t allo+wed to+ even leave the bro+o+ding caverns, much less set fro+ndstub o+n the high seas), sho+uld have been a barrier fo+r entry into+ the wider wo+rld o+f piracy. But, well, pirates are no+t ex...Read more
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"Why d9 y9u have the #Cr9nusAmp9ra tag?" This seems t9 6e a much needed t9pic 9f discussi9n. I will indulge. Cr9nus Amp9ra, while an acquaintance 9f mine, s9metimes a friend, is a very c9ntr9versial figure. F9r g99d reas9n 9f c9urse. Many iterati9ns 9f Cr9nus are c9nsidered "sex pests", I d9 n9t disagree. His 6ehavi9r is vile, yet, he still takes up space as d9 the rest 9f us. Claims that y9u are "9ne 9f the g99d 9nes" d9 n9t help y9ur s9cial status as Cr9nus Amp9ra. This makes y9u l99k desperate, weak in the face 9f c9nflict and whiny. My advice t9 "the g99d 9nes" is t9 pr9ve it. Make y9ur 9wn...Read more
Tags: #l9ngp9st #6eautystandards #m9rality #m9ralt9pics #c9nventi9nal6eauty6eingusedasm9ralindicat9r #readitify9uwantt9 I am jumping 9ff this p9st 6ecause I have 9pini9ns 9n 6eauty standards 6eing used as a marker 9f m9rality. C9ntext: https://chittr.ing/pr9file/aeneasCaldarium/00adaa85-a20c-4048-6e46-0c0067186679 Y9ur pers9nality and acti9ns can 6e ugly, 6ut pe9ple sh9uld n9t apply that t9 the way s9me9ne physically l99ks. It's 6ad t9 assume that s9me9ne with a 6ad pers9nality will have "ugly" features. It sets a precedent and 6elief that every9ne wh9 is "ugly" is 6ad. S9 when that pers9n is ...Read more
It would seem as though my Handmaid has once again roused the unbearable indignity of employment. This is, of course, an amusingly charitable word for her arrangement. Employment generally implies that one may resign, negotiate terms, or at the very least be allowed the small spiritual luxury of believing one’s labor is not simply the maintenance of a cage with better branding. She has none of these things. She has instead been handed a role, a title, an audience, and a wallpaper pattern she has evidently grown tired of staring at between atrocities. Her mistake is not in wanting to be fired. He...Read more
TW: #Plat9nicFriendships #R9yaluse9fy9u #kn9wledgeassumpti9n #excessiveuse9fthec9mma #6ef9ranculture #culturaldifferences #hem9ism #sexuality #alternates #impliedt9xicfriendships #l9ngp9st #intr9duct9ryp9sts #timelinedifferences #chasity # a6sitence #gander6ul6catfishing #p9litics #culling #69m6s #sgru6 #s6ur6 #cheatingdeath #revival #halfalivehalfdeadstate #g9dtiers Hell9 chittr, I am Kankri Vantas; h9wever, I am fully aware that a l9t 9f y9u c9uld 6e firmly aware 9f my Alternates wh9 are 9n this we6site. I saw that a few 9f my friend gr9up have decided t9 j9in this we6site, Cr9nus and Kurl9z, and 9n ...Read more
#leijonwriting #eridanweek #longpost You were never particularly invested in the daily melodrama of Eridan Ampora. It had not even necessarily occurred to you to even think a8out him that often. As far as you were concerned, he was just another pawn 8eing used on the cosmic 8oard, 8eing su8jected to Skaia's whims as helplessly as you were. Never even 8reaching his monumental personality flaws. You pinch the 8ridge of your nose as he approaches you. You were expecting a quiet evening at the local tavern. Nothing too extravagant, just people watching. You guess that that was too much to ask as your...Read more
=== FIELD NOTES — ANOMALOUS NETWORK PHENOMENA Subject: chittr.ing — Alternian Social Media Platform Investigator: Zero Tallon // nullrefSegfault [NS] Session: ACTIVE | Sburb Build: [REDACTED PENDING STABILITY] Document Status: ONGOING. DO NOT CITE. DO NOT CONCLUDE ANYTHING FROM THIS. === Entry 001 — Initial Discovery Found it by accident. I was doing a routine sweep of whatever passes for a network stack in this session — mostly looking for anything that might explain why my kernelsprite keeps making that noise — and I got a response I did not ask for. chittr.ing. Alternian TLD. Social media. M...Read more