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I am m9stly here t9 96serve | She/her | Transfem

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// you've already seen me @amorousCasanova <3

#N9wplaying A reminder this exist. https://9pen.sp9tify.c9m/track/46V5sf264hW66d5HQ8S7K6?si=c9121dfe6f7644d9

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Updates 9n my life: I've 6een restarting T9m9dachi Life repeatedly 6ecause I'm deeply impatient.

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I am glad t9 cause harm t9 every9ne wh9 saw that chitt.

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Degenerates, n9ne 9f y9u are free 9f sin. Sentencing: F9rced t9 watch a Mister 6east Vide9.

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NOOOOOOOOOO THAT GUY SUPER SUCKS >n<

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absolutely the fuck nawt

> NOOOOOOOOOOO < "I got 50 Trolls and 50 Humans to compete to see which species is more athletic! This video is sponsored by BruhVPN"

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A really l9ud 96n9xi9us human man.

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He d9es.

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It's what the c9urt rules.

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I can hear his v9ice in my head. I've 6een hit with the residuals.

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It's the c9urt ruling.

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Ahh.

T9 save y9urself fr9m irritati9n never l99k up his vide9s.

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There sh9uld 6e s9me j9y in me n9t kn9wing what is g9ing 9n.

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N9t f9r me 9f c9urse, f9r every9ne else.

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@carcinoTrickster[CT]

I CAN INFORM YOU

Feel free.

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@carcinoTrickster[CT]

WHAT AM I INFORMING YOU OF

Eridan week and i want candy thing.

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@carcinoTrickster[CT]

OH ERIDAN WEEK LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF ERIDANS MADE A WEEK ABOUT THEMSLEVES AND #IWANTCANDY IM CURRENTLY AT LOL DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT ASIDE FROM, TRICKSTER MODE

// -holds up my kankri under her armpits- I LOVE HER!!!

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@cantankerousGenerosity[CG]

// I love her tooooo

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Every9ne is sharing images 9f themself. I have n9 g99d 9nes; h9wever, I can share a picture 9f me with my girlfriend. (She is very l9vely) My partner's name is Aitar. Very pink. :) https://cdn.disc9rdapp.c9m/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489271980036194447/image.png?ex=69cfd01d&is=69ce7e9d&hm=935df63deca43134289363687342df296e018d7615ed374557d523514a765716& (art 6y me)

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@cantankerousGenerosity[CG]

A fascinating Kankri t♋︎ enc♋︎unter ♋︎n s♋︎cial media. Greetings fr♋︎m a parallel y♋︎u.

I supp9se, h9wever, greetings.

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@cantankerousGenerosity[CG]

I am quite c♋︎nfident we will get al♋︎ng sm♋︎♋︎thly sh♋︎uld y♋︎u n♋︎t be made unc♋︎mf♋︎rtable by my temperment. (Als♋︎ y♋︎ur girlfriend is l♋︎vely)

Well, I've met m9re ann9ying alternates. S9 y9u sh9uld 6e fine. (Thank y9u, she is.)

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@cantankerousGenerosity[CG]

I have a matesprite as well actually. It’s nice t♋︎ see alternate mes be made as happy as I am

9h, she is n9t my "matesprit", that's s9me9ne else, she is just my girlfriend since she prefers we d9n't adhere t9 the quadrant system. I am quite happy, yes. I'm glad y9u are t99 :)

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@cantankerousGenerosity[CG]

Oh! My ap♋︎l♋︎gies! I am actually quite impressed by relati♋︎nships ♋︎utside ♋︎f the quadrant system, as they are s♋︎ varied and unique

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Yes, the quadrant system is quite 9ppressive t9 fit relati9nships int9 a 69x. S9 it's nice n9t t9 maintain that with s9me 9f my r9mantic relati9nships. My matesprit and m9irail, while they d9n't quite fit the standard, we just prefer th9se titles as tr9lls. 6ut it's fun t9 expl9re regardless.

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In my free time, I enj9y watching the newest crafting c9mmunity drama.

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I read this, scrolled by because it sounded lame, and then quickly realized the folly of my ways. I'm here seeking both retribution for the passing glance and also an answer. What in the flying fuck does the craft community have to fight about.

Exactly, that's why it's s9 fun t9 keep up with. 6UT, a l9t 9f drama fr9m scams, fraud, illegal activities (6y human standards), and 9f c9urse, a l9t 9f the drama c9mes fr9m the DIY and Knitting/cr9chet c9mmunity. There is s9, s9, s9 much drama, faking deaths, failing t9 ship 9ut pr9ducts. It's deeply entertaining.

I'm genuinely speechless. Faking deaths. We're sorry, that Etsy order for the wax drip painting of your geriatric cat has been cancelled due to the vendor hiding under their bed and asking if it's okay to come out now.

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That's an understatement, f9r instance, I recall, I might 6e misremem6ering. A yarn seller was failing t9 c9mplete 9rders and fulfil refunds, and 9n t9p 9f that, the yarn they did sell falsely advertised the material it was made 9f. An imp9rtant aspect 9f dyed yarn is h9w much it "6leeds" when washed, cause vi6rancy is l9st, s9 pe9ple were paying a l999t 9f m9ney f9r a shitty pr9duct. Instead 9f righting wr9ngs 9r ackn9wledging wr9ngd9ing, the 9wner 9f the Etsy sh9p and st9re page deleted everything and faked their death. Sh9wed up again under a different name with the same pr9duct ph9t9s and selling the same pr9duct, and has managed t9 av9id resp9nsi6ility f9r several years. Which, 6y the way, isn't the first time this s9rt 9f thing has happened in the crafting c9mmunity.

I'm so glad swindling exists in the crafting community. You'd think your work would be recognizable and customers would take notice to a new blog with experience.

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Pe9ple did n9tice, 6ut y9u kn9w, never address, never face c9nsequences. Truly, the crafting c9mmunity is rich with pr96lems. It's very funny.

How did you get into this deep dive?

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A c9uple 9f gru6tu6ers, and 9r they gracefully unf9ld acr9ss my media feed live.

You're curating the experience of a retiree. And honestly I'm here for it. I didn't realize the debauchery one could cook up with a DIY. Did they not do it themselves?

// This got reblogged on my art blog and reminded me that this exists. https://64.media.tumblr.com/ea6b5a6acaa62d2622e4cd91acc0e771/d22b221f411ce82a-06/s1280x1920/01ba86def08865d4b3e5ffed68d162aeb055ca49.gif

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I have l9w expectati9ns; I kn9w pe9ple d9 n9t like t9 sl9w d9wn f9r wisd9m. They will 9utpace it, run miles ar9und it, and f9r the few m9ments they are side 6y side, a th9ught flickers, c9mm9n sense tingles, then it's g9ne 6ecause they're 6ack t9 running laps ar9und s9mething that w9uld s9 deeply 6enefit them.

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// more art from my beautiful friend @cicidraws on tumblr! https://tumblr.com/cicidraws Kankri and her Ancestor Karkat, he was made and designed before beforan Karkat's reveal so exhausted dad stays. https://i.imgur.com/tfc03DF.png Second image is stuff he'd say/has said, but like funny ooc convo with cici: https://i.imgur.com/5pI7niq.png

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get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

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rechitt to all ur friends to totally FROG them

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:(

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IM GOING TO END HER

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hehehehehehehehehehe

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oh! i have been frogged! what a good laugh. thank you, dear one, i needed such mirth in my life.

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I'm glad that he is s9 c9mpletely capa6le 9f g9ing thr9ugh every range 9f em9ti9n. H9w quaint. D9 y9u want attenti9n? 6ecause this is what that's asking f9r attenti9n. https://i.imgur.c9m/l9WTJNc.png

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dude hes pissing me off why does this fuckass website even have so many reactions i hate trolls man

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Saying y9u "hate tr9lls" t9 a tr9ll is a ch9ice.

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// you've already seen me @amorousCasanova <3

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I supp9se I sh9uld make s9me s9rt 9f intr9ducti9n. I'm Kankri Vantas. There are many Kankris, I'm sure, and many Vantases. H9wever, I explicitly use She/her, and I am 6y general human definiti9n, I am transgender. I am here t9 talk a69ut whatever c9mes t9 my mind and may6e, 9n 9ccasi9n, give my unfiltered 9pini9n 9n s9mething.

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