Kankri Vantas
@prosaicPedagogy
I am m9stly here t9 96serve | She/her | Transfem
// you've already seen me @amorousCasanova <3
:33< *the mighty huntress drinks some bone hurting juice* :33< oof ow my bones!
W9ke up with an upset st9mach, I shall perish.
I p9sted this... an h9ur a day 9r s9 ag9, s9 I am sharing it again n9w. Hell9.
I am friends with 9ne alt versi9n 9f myself, and we 6arely get al9ng. S9 I d9 n9t talk t9 my alts unless I want t9 argue.
Hell9. I t99k a picture 9f myself. After... g99dness, I have n9 idea a year?
D --> I am going to kiss you on those pretty lips
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] baby doll, mu$t I $ay you listen up perfect! If ya need a job or $omething to earn on the $ide.. I got ya ok?~
I must decline. I am Mr. Fishpimp. I d9 n9t want t9 6e pimped 9ut.
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] Who $aid ya would? Listen up doll, I could u$e $omeone a$ cute a$ you. I'll pay heavy for ya, one time gig i$ all I a$k, listen up for that, ok doll?~
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] it$ alway$ open for a pretty lip$ like you doll~ Name a price and I'll get ya $et, dm$ alway$ open for ya..~ hope to $ee you $oon..~
My Gru6tu6e alg9rithm is just a 6unch 9f crafting c9mmunity tea and several h9ur-l9ng vide9 game d9cumentaries.
If you ever wish to trade the esoteric insights of the craft community's tendency to spin a yarn...I'm ever always enthused at the prospect. I happen to be well-read in on some of the finer blowouts of poorly managed craft conventions and less formidably arranged events that ended in fiasco-tier disasters.
♠️█ ░ 0hh...similarly... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ t0 miss r0se...i kn0w a thing 0r tw0...ab0ut seam splitting...hilari0us 0versights...cut fr0m a similar cl0th...but mine are m0stly...cauti0nary tales...that br0ught pe0ple...untimely demises...fr0m carelessness...w0uld that c0unt...f0r craft c0mmunity tea...? ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ i als0 *play*...plenty 0f...visual n0vels...and...casual...r0le playing games...like...bl00db0rne? hhhehhh. ▒ ▓❤️
I would not even at my most charitable describe Bloodborne as a "casual roleplaying game"...but I would be most interested in your aforementioned macabre transpiring(s) and elucidating information therein. Perhaps the three of us could meet sometime, at regular intervals, for sharing stories? Swap meet around the computational campfire to prattle with feverish insights.
Firstly, Hell9. Sec9ndly, please, please, please tell me all. Please. I d9 desire t9 hear s9 much s9, after a fun, well-d9ne vide9 9n Ravelry and an9ther 9n a scam artist yarn sh9p and their devi9usly died scanes with her vari9us faked deaths... I w9uld l9ve t9 hear m9re. A p99rly managed craft c9nventi9n? 9h, a failed craft fair? An expl9sively p99rly planned Craft meet-up? I want t9 hear a69ut it! I'm m9re than thrilled t9 trade insights! I need m9re friends in this space; it's me, my many, many, many cr9cheted cra6s against the w9rld (n9 9ne wanting t9 listen t9 me yap a69ut knitting drama)
Im aware this is f9r Miss R9se 6uuuuut, my p9st, I shall give my resp9nse as well. Well, that s9unds m9re than just tea- quite a scandal, a c9ntr9versy? I'm certainly curi9us. I fear, th9ugh, calling 6l99d69rne an RPG? I am n9t much 9f a gamer; I'm sure there is s9me gr9und t9 it.
The fiber arts community in particular, as you are no doubt aware, is a veritable breeding ground for melodrama worthy of the most tragic woegothic psalms whispered unto untold decrepitude and debauchery. A literary classic of an example is the owner of Mystical Creations Yarn (MCY), who faked leukemia and her own death via emails from a listlessly ill-specified “family member" to avoid fulfilling massive backlogs of orders. One might think, in innocently donned cloak of sincere naivety, that the fiber arts community would be a gentle haven of grandmotherly souls clicking bamboo needles in harmonious solidarity. How tragically mistaken. For we have borne witness to the Shakespearean tragedy of tragic reversals, nay, the cosmic horror, with one corpo indie yarn dyer after the next who faked their own death, only to be discovered very much alive and presumably dyeing overpriced threads in a basement somewhere, like some textile themed Victor Frankenstein playing god with merino blends and cotton derivatives. The scandal was eviscerating. I bought a special stockpile of their going out of business special sale yarn to etch a fake tombstone, should I ever decide to fake my own mademoiselle demise using their slip stich slapdash method.
I've p9sted this ages ag9, I've since cut my hair 6ut. Me and <3 @equiusZahhak. Again h9rri6le h9ur t9 p9st this :)
8=l < You two are quite adorable
D --> Your big man D --> My pretty girl
I als9 wanted t9 p9st (at unimagina6le h9urs) this art I made f9r @equiusZahhak. I supp9se any9ne else wh9 likes maids als9. I c9uld p9st this at a reas9na6le h9ur. I shan't.
8=l < You are unfathomly adorable
8=l < You deserve the flattery
D --> Everyone should 100k at this post and see how cute you are and how lovely your art is
Giving me 4 reacti9n 6utt9ns was a mistake.
I get 9n 9nce a m9nth t9 exercise my s9cial skills and then leave when I'm su6jected t9 6ad 9pini9ns.
@equiusZahhak Hi.
D --> Hi my darling girl
D --> I am kissing you on your head
Thank y9u, I am returning a kiss. 6ut 9n y9ur chin. 6ut WATCH 9UT, I've learned h9w t9 jump high t99.
It's time f9r my m9nthly p9st. 6ef9re i return t9 my lady cave.
Alright, I return t9.. n9t 6eing here.
My Maryam d9es n9t have a chittr, 6ut she asked me t9 p9st her selfie f9r #maryamm9ment. S9 I am Here she is.
tell her she’s beautiful!
She said, "She kn9ws, and thank y9u," and t9ld me t9 wink. I will n9t, s9 there y9u have it. :>
D --> My darling @prosaicPedagogy asks "What is y9ur fav9rite weap9n y9u've made recently?" D --> This is a tricky question as I've not act001y had much opportunity to work on weapons much recently D --> I did a little refurbish on someone's gun D --> But I think the last proper weapon I built as my staff D --> I suppose that is suitable, though, as it is perhaps the greatest artifact I have yet crafted D --> The shaft is carved out of a sample of root from Yggdrasil, harvested from where it hangs above the Mimisbrunnr, the well of wisdom D --> I wrapped it in chains forged of the STRONGEST void-touched metals I could fashion D --> As it's foci I placed a f100id filled orb that my Starlight gave to me as a gift long ago that I have been steadily infusing with magical knowledge that my staff can now draw from to guide both any magic I might use as well as to make it easier for me to void things up D --> And at the bottom of the staff, as a fe001 source I have a sun that Jade shrunk down into a bottle for me, that I can tap for an additional bolster of energy D --> Of course the part that pleases me most is that these elements all form to make a perfectly balanced magical artifact, with the wood (air) metal (earth), the liquid in the foci (water) and the sun (fire) representing all the classical elements
I see! Thank y9u f9r sharing. I'd like t9 see this s9metime when y9u are next availa6le.
Haaaappy #matespritm9nday t9 my matesprit @equiusZahhak! AND t9 my girlfriend Aitar, wh9 d9es n9t have a chittr! I d9 appreciate them 69th; here are pictures 9f me with 69th. H9wever, my girlfriend is my girlfriend, and I d9n't use a quad with her, 6ut I d9 want t9 appreciate her as well.
D --> You are so pretty love
Every time I attempt t9 gr9w my hair 9ut, I end up ch9pping it all 9ff. I think sh9rt hair is 6est.
D --> You are very pretty with short hair
I am trying t9 get 6etter at c99king, and I let P9rrim try my c99king. While it is p9lite t9 me 9n these things, I added t99 much salt, and I realized it after I ate my 9wn plate.
Anyway, 6ack t9 my knitting sl9p c9ntent.
Hell9, Equius.
D --> Hello my beautiful and darling girl