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8=l < I will post a crop because I think I am cute 8=l < But that's all for right now
D --> Well once I find out I am going to kiss her many many times
D --> I like one Kankri specifically and I like her a lot
8=l < I am hopelessly in love with my Kankri to the point I make it a point to read all red te%t that %es my path 8=l < A curse as sometimes it gets quite droll
:33< *the mighty huntress drinks some bone hurting juice* :33< oof ow my bones!
The fiber arts community in particular, as you are no doubt aware, is a veritable breeding ground for melodrama worthy of the most tragic woegothic psalms whispered unto untold decrepitude and debauchery. A literary classic of an example is the owner of Mystical Creations Yarn (MCY), who faked leukemia and her own death via emails from a listlessly ill-specified “family member" to avoid fulfilling massive backlogs of orders. One might think, in innocently donned cloak of sincere naivety, that the fiber arts community would be a gentle haven of grandmotherly souls clicking bamboo needles in harmonious solidarity. How tragically mistaken. For we have borne witness to the Shakespearean tragedy of tragic reversals, nay, the cosmic horror, with one corpo indie yarn dyer after the next who faked their own death, only to be discovered very much alive and presumably dyeing overpriced threads in a basement somewhere, like some textile themed Victor Frankenstein playing god with merino blends and cotton derivatives. The scandal was eviscerating. I bought a special stockpile of their going out of business special sale yarn to etch a fake tombstone, should I ever decide to fake my own mademoiselle demise using their slip stich slapdash method.
D --> I am going to kiss you on those pretty lips
I would not even at my most charitable describe Bloodborne as a "casual roleplaying game"...but I would be most interested in your aforementioned macabre transpiring(s) and elucidating information therein. Perhaps the three of us could meet sometime, at regular intervals, for sharing stories? Swap meet around the computational campfire to prattle with feverish insights.
If you ever wish to trade the esoteric insights of the craft community's tendency to spin a yarn...I'm ever always enthused at the prospect. I happen to be well-read in on some of the finer blowouts of poorly managed craft conventions and less formidably arranged events that ended in fiasco-tier disasters.
♠️█ ░ 0hh...similarly... ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ t0 miss r0se...i kn0w a thing 0r tw0...ab0ut seam splitting...hilari0us 0versights...cut fr0m a similar cl0th...but mine are m0stly...cauti0nary tales...that br0ught pe0ple...untimely demises...fr0m carelessness...w0uld that c0unt...f0r craft c0mmunity tea...? ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ i als0 *play*...plenty 0f...visual n0vels...and...casual...r0le playing games...like...bl00db0rne? hhhehhh. ▒ ▓❤️
8=D < I succeeded
Yes, I am a w9man.
Since startin' work f'r Lord Zahhak I can safely say 've 'ad no door mishaps... not like m' old job... ehheh.
I kinda miss it there, despite everythin'. Jus'... the routine.
D --> Your big man D --> My pretty girl
8=l < You two are quite adorable
8=l < In my e%perience on this site 8=l < Vantases reject gender 8=l < I can respect that
8=l < I love her dearly 8=l < You're the second woman Kankri I've seen now
8=l < I posted this earlier but more people need to see her 8=l < Maybe one day she'll be ready to put her face online
TACO BELLHNMGJ
Pajama party!? ::::O
good point im just itching to hang out and socialize
၄⋆၃ alright im forxing myself to sleep if im hearing shit ill just ignore it ive never been religious but i pray to whatever god surely does not exist that ruby xomes baxk hive that the door is not opened and that i xan sleep peaxefully just for one light
is now like a bad time to host a pajama party are we feeling very pajama-y should i wait until tomorrow
8=l < You take my hand 8=l < It's breezy out 8=l < I help lift you into the saddle of a beautifoal mare 8=l < Once I've helped you, I pull myself onto a stallion beside her 8=l < We walk together, a bri% canter along a trail 8=l < We are alone and the birds twitter as we go, the sounds of hooves clopping filling the comfortable silence 8=l < The mare elicits a sweet nicker when she sees something delectable in the distance 8=l < An apple tree 8=l < And what's this 8=l < There's already apples scattered upon the ground 8=l < She pic% up her pace and you yell than laugh as she speeds out of your control 8=l < Scared but thrilled and safe to know I'm right behind you 8=l < My stallion nursing his nature of herding to keep pace 8=l < After she stops to eat the sweet apples from the ground, you feel my hand upon your back 8=l < I've dismounted now and I'm helping you get down 8=l < While our steeds are happily distracted, there's a view befoal us 8=l < A clearing with a lake and a sunset peeking through the trees 8=l < I invite you to sit with me, my arm around your side 8=l < We listen to the happy whinnies and snorts of the horses feasting behind us while watching the %y turn colors 8=l < And this is when you think that maybe things c001d be alright 8=l < You wonder, what comes ne%t? 8=l < What will the ne%t moments hold? 8=l < I squeeze your hand, your heart beats 8=l < Mine does too, can you hear it? 8=l < We'll lay in the grass and watch the stars appear 8=l < And in the night 8=l < You know what's ne%t, I'm not typing it 8=l < And then we take the horses home because it's important to stable your livestock
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's the deal with that red Ampora boy? Aren't they us001ly violets? He's a bit of an asshole, isn't he? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I'm sure you're referring to @necromanticHealing 8=l < He's Kronos's son, which makes him an Ampora 8=l < That doesn't mean he needs to be violet 8=l < He's my nephew (adopted) 8=l < He may have a gruff e%terior but he's a sweet boy 8=l < He wor% on a sea ship as a mediculler 8=l < He's a very talented healer 8=l < I do a% you respect him, as he's a demigod 8=l < Even if he wasn't, he deserves respect
D --> Everyone should 100k at this post and see how cute you are and how lovely your art is
8=l < You deserve the flattery
8=l < You are unfathomly adorable
I appreciate it, I do. Thank you.
D --> Hi my darling girl
Sleep continues to be an elusive bastard. Why do both of them have to be busy at times like this. #yearning
၄⋆၃ if no one has got my baxk at least human musixian spellxasting has got me bexause i was looking for the perfext sound that is loud enough to fight baxk #thehorrors but is bearable enough that it doesnt make me want to stab myself in the xhest exaxtly 72 times #violenxe
tell her she’s beautiful!
D --> Horses
D --> My darling @prosaicPedagogy asks "What is y9ur fav9rite weap9n y9u've made recently?" D --> This is a tricky question as I've not act001y had much opportunity to work on weapons much recently D --> I did a little refurbish on someone's gun D --> But I think the last proper weapon I built as my staff D --> I suppose that is suitable, though, as it is perhaps the greatest artifact I have yet crafted D --> The shaft is carved out of a sample of root from Yggdrasil, harvested from where it hangs above the Mimisbrunnr, the well of wisdom D --> I wrapped it in chains forged of the STRONGEST void-touched metals I could fashion D --> As it's foci I placed a f100id filled orb that my Starlight gave to me as a gift long ago that I have been steadily infusing with magical knowledge that my staff can now draw from to guide both any magic I might use as well as to make it easier for me to void things up D --> And at the bottom of the staff, as a fe001 source I have a sun that Jade shrunk down into a bottle for me, that I can tap for an additional bolster of energy D --> Of course the part that pleases me most is that these elements all form to make a perfectly balanced magical artifact, with the wood (air) metal (earth), the liquid in the foci (water) and the sun (fire) representing all the classical elements
D --> I will be okay, do not fret D --> I love you
>> What'ડ wrong?
D --> You are so pretty love
D --> You are very pretty with short hair
D --> Hello my beautiful and darling girl
coulda said it better myself babe, kudos!
it says a lot about society that people assume im ugly just because im a bad person
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I am happy to announce I am now dating the Duellist's wife. I was not aware I was doing that but I will take it.
D --> Yay
D --> That is a good thing right love
(Quietest rechitt ever...)
Thats what im saying but s0me pe0ple arent ready t0 have that c0nversati0n. Als0 i bet that many pe0ple wh0 shun cr0nus w0uld be happy if s0me0ne else treated them exactly the same way and see n0 issue in it. But when its put 0n paper in an h0nest manner suddenly they are disturbed.
literally alwvays saying this
like that one degenerate jade harley from the fuckin pailvvid dimension or wwhatevver the fuck that comes on here to regale all wwho wwould listen about howw nary a wwomb remains unfertilized wwhen she is out on an errand to collect human condoms to sit unused on the nightstand wwhile shes makin kanaya into cucknaya wwhat is up wwith that youre gonna tell me thats not as bad as cro defecatin all ovver the tl wwith treatises on his approach a sleazy seduction at least that abhorrent chumbucket aint subjectin these girls to the horrors a human pregnancy id still kill him if there wwere a wway to do it for real though but his "nuh uh" is nigh fuckin indomitable
D --> You should be open and honest about your feelings
im so fricken comfused whts his problm?
D --> I love you so much
You're An Artistic Genius.
i mean its not long enough to tangle yet.
BTBC = before the big chop. sweater was given to me by kankri @prosaicPedagogy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f319895426e.png [Art by @kingGreed]
yeah its kinda messy since its just growing back. i should! ill have to go find it.
D --> Sorry for being quiet today I've been enjoying my favourite holiday D --> Happy Maid Day
D --> There is a strangeness talking to alternate versions of people you're in a quad with, I find D --> It is interesting to see how they differ from the version you love/hate/et cetera D --> Talking to a version of someone I love and seeing that they don't like me is a good reminder of how special the version I have is
ykw would be nice is if my cool god tier powers let me )(-EAL myshellf unconditionally then i wouldnt have had to be cooped up like an injured hammerbeast 38/ if i wanna heal i gotta sap that shit from someone else
D --> No stop come back
so cruel!!! he can be exploded more than the others
D --> No wait I'm sorry I love you
why do all the men in my life bully me so?
:33< hell yeah girl!!!
Damara always has such a unique way o+f paying co+mpliments. Slightly o+bjectifying, but sincere, and earnest to+ a fault.
D --> Okay, I love you
I’m a bit late but Trrans Rights orr you meet my axe!
D --> Do you want me to destroy that guy
D --> I hope you have a lovely night darling
thanks maam
i support #transrights obwviously, trans wvomen are vwomen, wvhich means im gonna shoot my shot vwith them. i mean her
tha barbra strisand effect strieks again
D --> What a lovely pair we make then
D --> She's so pretty isn't she
D --> Thank you dear
D --> Hi I am around again fully
it was a ver7 good pi(ture, 7ou should feel (onfident in how hot 7ou are
cod i miss women
was planning on chitting something about men but then i saw the tl talking about women n yuri ill pass on the men talk this time #ally
D --> My pretty girl
Thank yo+u fo+r adding fuel to+ the fire. Yo+u do+ us a service. Also+, yo+u lo+o+k very go+rgeo+us.
WORST PART OF BEING HYPERSEXUALIZED. I STILL WANT SEX AND ROMANCE. JUST CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WANT ME FOR ME.
THANK YOU KANKRI. MEANS A LOT.
KANKRI CALLED ME PRETTY. KANKRI ONLY BITCH I TRUST.
THANK YOU.
SOME GIRLS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.
D --> She is but so are you
Okay I see the problem now.
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D --> You remain gorgeous love
((Oh whups I guess my translator was also wrong
((I got "I was imagining my naked appearance."
:33 < awww!! mewr cute!!
NOOOOOOOOOO THAT GUY SUPER SUCKS >n<
> NOOOOOOOOOOO < "I got 50 Trolls and 50 Humans to compete to see which species is more athletic! This video is sponsored by BruhVPN"
// I love her tooooo
Oh! My ap♋︎l♋︎gies! I am actually quite impressed by relati♋︎nships ♋︎utside ♋︎f the quadrant system, as they are s♋︎ varied and unique
Congratulationx! You've earned 43 Anissy Coinx! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/anizzy_coin.gif
I'm so glad swindling exists in the crafting community. You'd think your work would be recognizable and customers would take notice to a new blog with experience.
I'm genuinely speechless. Faking deaths. We're sorry, that Etsy order for the wax drip painting of your geriatric cat has been cancelled due to the vendor hiding under their bed and asking if it's okay to come out now.
[thank you. i was starving. how can i ever repay you]> 🐔
D --> That is because you are very wise my love
head scratchers work great u til they get tangled in your hair
D --> No I agree completely D --> It is strange to be surrounded by so many people who do not know me or realize what I am about so to speak D --> It takes quite a bit of e%plaining let me tell you D --> I hope you do not have as much problem with it as I have had
[i could really use some seeds right now]> 🐔
D --> It is remarkable isn't it D --> I haven't felt this comparably chaste since I was a wriggler D --> Or er, well I guess I was still an adult then but it feels like when I was a wriggler now
D --> Much needed and much deserved D --> But I have missed you regardless D --> And I am so glad to see you here D --> Though it is rather um, chaotic around here
okay i think i kicked the migraine crisis averted… this time
get frogged idiot 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
D --> Far too long D --> How have you been my dear
D --> @prosaicPedagogy Kankri hi
one of you is plenty but alas the multiverse does not work that way
D --> Too many Zahhaks now
D --> Hi, I'm Equius D --> You may know me from tumblr D --> I have ascended to godtier and now live on a version of Earth with one of my matesprits D --> I spend my time smithing/engineering and hunting down monsters D --> I use my god powers to void away my sweat D --> And I am very buff but I am generally ok at controlling it now D --> That really about sums me up I think D --> I will post a normal selfie this time #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png