#pregnancy
*tzzk* I have learnt. A lot today. About troll reproduction. Mostly due to the uproar about the concept of #pregnancy . Which is. An interesting reason to learn. #nsfw just in case. *sskh*
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…I believe I, technically, am pregnant.
perchonally i think the way humans reproduce #nsfw #pregnancy is gross as fuck and if we was doin that as trolls id have moved to a new planet and lived as a grumborgle that reproduces with they minds or some shit
"can I hold your stomach?" YEAH, VERY FUCKING CAREFULLY. https://forms.gle/XCUB5zFT9fwwoHLz6
"sex 2" OKAY. WHERE? AND WHEN? DON'T KEEP SEXTING ME. THIS MAKES ME FEEL HORNY YOU BASTARDS. https://forms.gle/aYDURNf6KdgKU9NP7
"How did you make it" ASKING A DUMBASS QUESTION. HOW ELSE? PAILING. https://forms.gle/xuFg1AGSwKfpYhMp6
BY THE WAY, IT'S SOLLUX.
"Kill all Dave's forever." STOP HE MIGHT BE THE DAD WHO STEPPED UP. THAT'S A JOKE. KILL THAT FUCKASS BULGESUCKER GUY. https://forms.gle/oaEdAZmxDRgkfLnU6
"Not askin on the who (but good luck to you two) but curious because it's like fuckin nebulous. Is there a worry of humans knockin trolls up or vice versa? Or is this like another troll is the other parent type deal?" GRGRGRH.. YES A HUMAN AND A TROLL CAN MAKE SWEET FUCKING LOVE AND MAKE A GRUB IN THIS TIMELINE. BUT... THE OTHER PARENT IS... A TROLL. https://forms.gle/GrrcrhQQwhSSE7Ji9
I KNOW SOME OF YOU ASSHOLE IS QUESTIONING THIS STUPID GRUBNANCY SO, I MADE THIS IF ANYONE IS EVER CURIOUS OR SOMETHING. https://forms.gle/oFN451evzc8iBYpv7
I HATE BEING MORE PISSY THAN USUAL. IT FUCKING SUCKS. FUCK MY LIFE.
My heart goes OUT to guys who AREN'T satyrs. I was talking to my NEWFOUND boy and found out, DELIRIOUSLY, that certain HEATHEN species (even OUTSIDE of nymphs) are incapable of BARING their own YOUNG. Uh, hanging my head, SHAKING my head, dude! You will never understand the GLORY of baring your own SON. Of staring your trio DOWN and thinking, "YEP, I did THAT". You will NEVER get to watch your OMEGA'S stomach SWELL with the glory of your NAME-CARRYING HEIR, which is as BEAUTIFUL as it is NATURAL and something to be RESPECTED. And WORST of all, you'll NEVER get to meticulously plan their ENTIRE life. From ...Read more
nO CROWN ON MY HEAD, NO BLOOD ON THE THRONE, JUST A BOY WHO GOT TIRED OF BEGGING FOR BONE, i BUILT MINE BACK FROM THE SPLINTERS AND SCARS, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, i KNOW WHERE YOU ARE, i DON’T CHARGE BLIND, i CHOOSE MY LINE, hORNS TO THE HEAVENS, HOOVES IN TIME, tHEY BUILT THE MAZE, i MADE IT MINE, fLEDGING mINOTAUR, STILL i CLIMB, i DON’T NEED LUCK, i KNOW MY WORTH, i’VE EATEN DUST, i’VE TASTED EARTH, yOU WANT A MONSTER? fINE, gIVE BIRTH, #BARS #PREGNANCY #NSFW #IGUESS
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_ THis is your reminder tHat trolls cannot Get preGnant. We do not Have tHe anatomy for it. Our nooks do not connect to a womb. We cannot carry younG. Any allusions to tHe contrary is eitHer a joke, or some sort of maGic. More likely tHe former, knowinG tHis website. _ #suGGestive #isuppose #cw-preGnancy #preGnancy #dasHwatcHinG #tootiredfortHissHit
(^･o･^) < OMG! MOMG. OOPS... (=^-ω-^=)ヾ H33H33H33, I FIGURED THIS MIGHT HAPPEN EVENTUALLY! BUT THE TR33ABOO SNIFFED OUT THE SCRATCHING POST WHERE I'D MEOWNTIONED ALL THOSE #TR33GARDEN AND #LAMPTR33 #LITTERFICS I'D WRITTEN ABOUT HER. I NEVER EXPURRCTED HER TO BE A NAMESEARCHER!!!!!!
┌(=^‥^=)┘ < OH. EM. G33. BEFUR I FORGET! DID YOU KNOW THAT IN MY #OMEWGAVERSE AU, THERE ARE NO BETAS!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) WE DIE LIKE GRUBLESS MEN!!!!!!
(=^ω^=) < MOMGOMG! IN A SUPURRISING TWIST OF THE CRINKLE TUBE, IT TURNS OUT THAT OUR OVIPAWISITION OVERLORDS OVER ON CREAMWIDTH AND LJ HAVE MANY DIFFURENT STANDARDS WHEN IT COMES TO PENNING #GRAVIDFIC!!! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^._.^) < DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF THEM OUTRIGHT REFURSE TO FILL PURROMPTS FOR #MEWTUALEGGING??? ┌(=^‥^=)┘ I DIDN'T!!!!!!
Appar3nTly Th3h3 (o)nly Way T(o) n3rf m3 WaS puT a grub In m3 anD mak3 m3 h3h3lla IrrITabl3. :/ #Il(o)v3myman #Iamg(o)IngT(o)bIT3hIm
AnyWay, h(o)W many (o)f y(o)u hahav3 a pr3gnancy anD/(o)r br33DIng kInk?
၄⋆၃ BEWARE FREAK SHIT after sweeps of watxhing both human and troll porn i must say insemination and breeding is an oddly xommon human kink i xould get behind however the idea of hosting another living being in my body is repulsive and makes my skin xrawl i may not have a womb but if i did id have that shit xut out of me on a random tuesday night with rusted sxalpels but the XONXEPT of being bred is quite interesting point of exxlamation #nsfw #gore #violenxe #pregnanxy
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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63273a1d8b33.png can't believe i gotta post this again you fishy freaks #nsfw #pregnancy #mpreg
as demanded by bossgod caliborn #nsfw #pregnancy https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63273a1d8b33.png
I will just need to rest and let my automations continue on. Being with child is exhausting and now it seems a version of me that I hadn't realized was alive again is now dead. Amazing turn around, isn't it? #pregnancy #death
Happy #matespritmonday to my lovely boyfriend @casanovasAnchor who is fairly close to becoming a daddy, so soon. Lovely week ahead.
Happy father's day to my baby daddy- he's going to love being a father. @casanovasAnchor #pregnancy I would extend this to Dirk but he's undeserving.
forgot about these kink: “oviposition. to this day im still mad that we met aliens and they dont even do that” rating: slipping a 7/10 under the table while i stealthily pull at the collar of my shirt and resist the urge to fidget because were committing the crime of exchanging lewd content in a heavily puritan society and i cant let anybody know im a freak like that yeah im also sitting here like are you kidding me not even just aliens but multiple timelines and ive yet to meet any trolls who can pop some eggs in you like those toys with the jelly eggs so my rating is *in theory* cause i have no...Read more
₍^. .^₎⟆ My lov!ng mate and our newest grub ꠹
My little wiggler should hatch within the coming weeks... I'm looking forward to being a mother. 🥰
I was scrolling yesterday.. And.. There's a pregnant robot? Since when. And why? And what. I have so many questions and a great dislike. No hate to the breeders out there but surely this is insane across the board? #pregnancy
I've been doing my research on grub rearing, it is quite interesting. If there is any Jade bloods that perhaps could give me pointers, I would be appreciative.
he get2 pregnant and wont even let me expo2e the wriiggler two banjo kazooiie nut2 and bolt2 liike can you beliieve the wiire2 on thii2 guy #n2fw #n2fwe #pregnancy
I wonder what "cravings" might be like as an inorganic incubating an organic. I am starting to think I may need to consume a healthy diet. Eating was normally a pleasure, and now it may be a chore. Oh...
I may have to reannounce my pregnancy later when this DirkJake feud is over. 🤭 #pregnancy #nsfw ?
I have an announcement, and I think now may be a fine time. In the middle of an odd DirkJake feud I'm too elated to care about slogging through. @casanovasAnchor and I will be with child. I'm far too excited to really articulate the words. I love him~ he has been the highlight of my life every day. #pregnancy #nsfw #ilovehimsomuch
｢konbanwa! this #waifuification... (ФωФ) is... k...k...kekekeke!!! ahh~ this waifuification is like a koinrokkā no tabemono! (；・ω・) born from himitsu! (；・∀・) hatched in haji! Σ( ﾟДﾟ) gyaahhh!! Σ(*ﾟдﾟﾉ)ﾉ megane-chan was talking to ai-chan, and she said... ｣ ｢(*^￢^*) hai, nee-chan! @gutsyGumshoe jane-sama is ai-chan's new oshi! jane-sama is so kawaii! jane-sama has (ФωФ) kyuutieful pwotential~~ (ФωФ) nee-chan. (ФωФ) beam her, nee-chan. (ФωФ) her boiyoings, nee-chan... darouoooooo~☆!｣ ｢(in nyaht so many words, but (;´-｀) basically! keke~)｣ ｢and jane-chan! maturity jane-chan! red pantsu jane-chan! ( ＾ω＾) m...Read more
in these trying times dont forget to use protection #nsfw #pregnancy
h/)w d/)es the #pregnancy thing c/)me back like every m/)nth. we cant even d/) that why r yall s/) interested in it t/) the p/)int where it c/)mes back m/)re /)ften than my bank n/)tices that im in severe debt?
Caressing my stomach like an expecting mother but it's just my distended stomach from the over consumption of fried cheese. #pregnancy #itsanitalian #mamamia
Don't let the limitations of our species discourage you. You CAN get pregnant. Sure, you may have two genetically modify yourself, move two a different planet with a sun that doesn't irradiate you, or perhaps even change the definition of what it means two be pregnant, but by the stars, don't let that stop you from trying.
I DONT WANT TO GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #pregnancy
ouaghhhhuhggh ivve had too much unprotected salacious coitus (i topped) and noww im fuckin preggers the last gift my lusus gavve to me wwas his ability to get “mpreg” for his mates despite bein the one doin the penetratin ohhhh my belly its big an round if only SOMEONE wwould rub jelly on me #nsfww #pregnancy #mpreg #nsfwwe
breeding kink vs the fear of pregnancy most vicious battle ever guys wanna guys cum all up in me but i sure as shit dont wanna get pregnant (no matter what my slutty mouth says durin the act) #nsfw #pregnancy