Artemi Candus
@biblioDisciplus
he/she/they former troll aldi stocker. currently in a bunker somewhere. wahoo (Speaks in double/triple negatives, 'B's are written as '|}', and Proper Caps for Emphasis)
i've been unexcluded from the cool kids table for all of a week and I have been delegated as The Mediator for All Of Them #clockinginatthemakingsurewedontkilleachotherfactory
Gog Bless your pusher Artemi. Hang in there
lots of people making noises on my feed this evening. achoo #mynoise
doing needlepoint while i wait for someone to decide what we do next and my fingies feel fuzzy from pulling the thread
Need to keep that finer motorocity sharp. I approve.
and in the end i get a little pouch with a moobeast on it as a reward so victories all around
being the only non-bodyswapped person in this operation is just being surrounded by girls who are boys/who are boys who are girls/who are boys like they're girls/who are girls like they're boys #lyricposting #kinda
ArguaBly, weren't you already from the Beginning? Ohohoho.
cool creepypasta things to say- what the jeff. or. you gotta be jeff the killing me. or.dude youre sooo jeff. ☠︎︎
he's real did you know that. I didn't until recently
dont tell me that ill get excited. do you know where uh he hangs. ☠︎︎
we went to the mall together once, next time he's online I'll @ you. he's cool as fuck
I KNOW RIGHT !! !! !! !! !!
goodnight gay little trolls in my palmhusk
just realized that in the midst of all this |}unker |}ullshit i haven't not neglected the thought of texting my penpal about it. she's gonna Flip Her Shit probably.
all my friends keep falling in spiderwebs and brother i am spider-troll
What.
Looks like [food] is back on the menu, [ungendered term]. #lotrposting
they w0keified l0tr smh
I love you already.
0h ! ^u^
omg my sweet girl, you changed your pfp. i almost didn’t realize it was you.
Eye did. #silly
👁️ 💜
life couldn't not be greatly improved with the addition of one (1) really good cheese sandwich
ReuBen... Pulled oinkBeast... Hoagie...
how to make four vats of tea and five dozen cookies all at once
Enlist help. And extra mealBlocks. Together we can assemBle the mega leaf fluid time.
chittr? i havent even met her
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as i sit in this Fuck Ass |}unker i am not unreminded of the time that i ate shit outside my hive, skinned the shit out of my knee (which has not since gone unhealed), and on top of all that my glasses flew off my stupid muzzle and fell on the ground. had me feeling around like Velmad Inkley from hit show "Four Curious Adolescents And Their Glutenous |}arkfiend Pile Into Their Omniscuttlecoach To Solve Supernatural Occurrences That Are Usually Just Caegar-Starved |}usiness Owners Trying To Write Off A Spirit Halloween Costume On Their Taxes While Gaining More Land."
Felt like ScooByDad's skills were always underutilized. He was always the first to make contact with the supposed supernatural occurences yet his role on the team was that of Bait at most... For spectacles-spectacles, I once fell asleep, prone, face down on the rumpusBlock rug. Had the square markings of my shades emBedded in my face for wipes to come.
the horrors continue but i don’t not remain silly (taking my glasses off for liyrah because she wasn’t not worried about my eyesight after getting my shit rocked)
yt's ymportant to look over all the detayls! now as iiour (hiipothetycal) medyculler y recommend a good book and some herbal tea
excellent advice doctor i shan’t not be on the lookout for some sleepy time tea and a good book :3
i am |}ecome |}ug, destroyer of |}reakfast Cereals
just tried dying, wouldn’t not dissuade other in doing so— #rpgstuck
The grenade was goated, Artemi. Stay with us.
Cham-pi-on, Cham-pi-on
gonna start reading tr/aita to Rinren while he sleeps maybe other trolls’ hoofbeastshit will piss him off enough to wake him up? at least i won’t not be entertained.
Make sure to filter By 'Most Controversial'. But do let him rest, it *is* the middle of the day...
worst part of this bunker (other than the beds) is that it’s honestly kinda burning. all this effort to make something apocalypse proof and nobody didn’t not think to bring a console down here?? a grub-ball machine even?? preppers are so uninteresting.
*boring not burning autocorrect is on my list of enemies now
If you know anything of ancient alternian, there ARE some Books and scrolls.
To Be fair, a LOT has happened. Has Been happening. Will Be happening. The happening does not cease
the happening does not uncease… at least there’s reading material