Artemi Candus
@biblioDisciplus
he/she/they former troll aldi stocker. currently in a bunker somewhere. wahoo (Speaks in double/triple negatives, 'B's are written as '|}', and Proper Caps for Emphasis)
i've been unexcluded from the cool kids table for all of a week and I have been delegated as The Mediator for All Of Them #clockinginatthemakingsurewedontkilleachotherfactory
Gog Bless your pusher Artemi. Hang in there
lots of people making noises on my feed this evening. achoo #mynoise
doing needlepoint while i wait for someone to decide what we do next and my fingies feel fuzzy from pulling the thread
Need to keep that finer motorocity sharp. I approve.
and in the end i get a little pouch with a moobeast on it as a reward so victories all around
being the only non-bodyswapped person in this operation is just being surrounded by girls who are boys/who are boys who are girls/who are boys like they're girls/who are girls like they're boys #lyricposting #kinda
ArguaBly, weren't you already from the Beginning? Ohohoho.
goodnight gay little trolls in my palmhusk
just realized that in the midst of all this |}unker |}ullshit i haven't not neglected the thought of texting my penpal about it. she's gonna Flip Her Shit probably.
all my friends keep falling in spiderwebs and brother i am spider-troll
life couldn't not be greatly improved with the addition of one (1) really good cheese sandwich
ReuBen... Pulled oinkBeast... Hoagie...
how to make four vats of tea and five dozen cookies all at once
Enlist help. And extra mealBlocks. Together we can assemBle the mega leaf fluid time.
as i sit in this Fuck Ass |}unker i am not unreminded of the time that i ate shit outside my hive, skinned the shit out of my knee (which has not since gone unhealed), and on top of all that my glasses flew off my stupid muzzle and fell on the ground. had me feeling around like Velmad Inkley from hit show "Four Curious Adolescents And Their Glutenous |}arkfiend Pile Into Their Omniscuttlecoach To Solve Supernatural Occurrences That Are Usually Just Caegar-Starved |}usiness Owners Trying To Write Off A Spirit Halloween Costume On Their Taxes While Gaining More Land."
Felt like ScooByDad's skills were always underutilized. He was always the first to make contact with the supposed supernatural occurences yet his role on the team was that of Bait at most... For spectacles-spectacles, I once fell asleep, prone, face down on the rumpusBlock rug. Had the square markings of my shades emBedded in my face for wipes to come.
the horrors continue but i don’t not remain silly (taking my glasses off for liyrah because she wasn’t not worried about my eyesight after getting my shit rocked)
yt's ymportant to look over all the detayls! now as iiour (hiipothetycal) medyculler y recommend a good book and some herbal tea
excellent advice doctor i shan’t not be on the lookout for some sleepy time tea and a good book :3
i am |}ecome |}ug, destroyer of |}reakfast Cereals
just tried dying, wouldn’t not dissuade other in doing so— #rpgstuck
The grenade was goated, Artemi. Stay with us.
gonna start reading tr/aita to Rinren while he sleeps maybe other trolls’ hoofbeastshit will piss him off enough to wake him up? at least i won’t not be entertained.
Make sure to filter By 'Most Controversial'. But do let him rest, it *is* the middle of the day...
worst part of this bunker (other than the beds) is that it’s honestly kinda burning. all this effort to make something apocalypse proof and nobody didn’t not think to bring a console down here?? a grub-ball machine even?? preppers are so uninteresting.
*boring not burning autocorrect is on my list of enemies now
If you know anything of ancient alternian, there ARE some Books and scrolls.
To Be fair, a LOT has happened. Has Been happening. Will Be happening. The happening does not cease
the happening does not uncease… at least there’s reading material
oh for safety uhhh last will and testament: if rinren gets better and gets out, he gets most of my library but my Young Boy Adventure Comics should be buried with me. if my body isn’t not unrecoverable though give ‘em to my lusus she’s been wanting to rip those up since i started reading ‘em. #lastwillandtestament #alsogivemylususalilkiss #justmindtheteeth #andtheantlers #andtheallofher
oh and in the event rinren doesn’t not perish inspector beriyl gets my books. if inspector beriyl isn’t unreachable (for death and/or troll acid reasons) then uhhh fight for the books in ritual combat idk
I want to say troll acid is when I was at my most reachaBle. I received aBout 60 trollian messages and I replied to them all. Even all of my t-mails. I do appreciate my inclusion in your will. If I trip the night fantastic you can keep all my comics. Including my personally printed and Bound ones.
review of the bunker: - surprisingly strong connection. can both troll my friends on the outside and post here. gives me the option to chit my last will and testament. - shit beds. just the worst beds. one of us is in a coma and i think the mattress isn’t not making it worse. rip rinren if you die here we’ll bury you in some sick lusus down. - probably some beasts out in the hallways TrollTube horror style. if i had a camera maybe I wouldn’t not make it big and just buy a way out. all in all 6/10 bunker but it’s not worse than troll aldi
at least the bunker knows it’s not polite to dump soup on a little guy trying her best to stock shelves...
I mean, still better t)(en Trϕll ikea. Alsϕ Rinren is nϕt gϕnna die. We are nϕt gϕnna let )(im die. We just need tϕ stick tϕget)(er frϕm nϕw ϕn i t)(ink...
ough now i’m craving troll ikea meatballs. . . if we get out of here we shouldn’t not get some to like. celebrate not completely dying
ϕk, I agree. We definitely need tϕ dϕ t)(at ϕnce ϕut ϕf t)(is )(ell)(ϕle.
how is this NOT worse than troll aldis!!!
Five sweeps of shady PI work and the worst things I've seen have all Been at troll aldis. Then again not worse than troll Primark. I think me and Maotix nearly killed eachother at a troll Primark. I don't even know why we were there
do you guys think if i asked troll mamdani, he’d get me and my friends out of this crummy bunker?
It's worth a shot. If he fixed those potholes...
They're just sideways potholes... That go down a lot... Surely, troll Mamdani will get on the joB, right
as a good friend o' mine would sae "clap if you believe!!!"