Artemi Candus
@biblioDisciplus
he/she/they former troll aldi stocker. currently in a bunker somewhere. wahoo (quirk: speaks in double or triple negatives.)
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just tried dying, wouldn’t not dissuade other in doing so— #rpgstuck
The grenade was goated, Artemi. Stay with us.
gonna start reading tr/aita to Rinren while he sleeps maybe other trolls’ hoofbeastshit will piss him off enough to wake him up? at least i won’t not be entertained.
Make sure to filter By 'Most Controversial'. But do let him rest, it *is* the middle of the day...
worst part of this bunker (other than the beds) is that it’s honestly kinda burning. all this effort to make something apocalypse proof and nobody didn’t not think to bring a console down here?? a grub-ball machine even?? preppers are so uninteresting.
*boring not burning autocorrect is on my list of enemies now
If you know anything of ancient alternian, there ARE some Books and scrolls.
To Be fair, a LOT has happened. Has Been happening. Will Be happening. The happening does not cease
the happening does not uncease… at least there’s reading material
oh for safety uhhh last will and testament: if rinren gets better and gets out, he gets most of my library but my Young Boy Adventure Comics should be buried with me. if my body isn’t not unrecoverable though give ‘em to my lusus she’s been wanting to rip those up since i started reading ‘em. #lastwillandtestament #alsogivemylususalilkiss #justmindtheteeth #andtheantlers #andtheallofher
oh and in the event rinren doesn’t not perish inspector beriyl gets my books. if inspector beriyl isn’t unreachable (for death and/or troll acid reasons) then uhhh fight for the books in ritual combat idk
I want to say troll acid is when I was at my most reachaBle. I received aBout 60 trollian messages and I replied to them all. Even all of my t-mails. I do appreciate my inclusion in your will. If I trip the night fantastic you can keep all my comics. Including my personally printed and Bound ones.
review of the bunker: - surprisingly strong connection. can both troll my friends on the outside and post here. gives me the option to chit my last will and testament. - shit beds. just the worst beds. one of us is in a coma and i think the mattress isn’t not making it worse. rip rinren if you die here we’ll bury you in some sick lusus down. - probably some beasts out in the hallways TrollTube horror style. if i had a camera maybe I wouldn’t not make it big and just buy a way out. all in all 6/10 bunker but it’s not worse than troll aldi
at least the bunker knows it’s not polite to dump soup on a little guy trying her best to stock shelves...
I mean, still better t)(en Trϕll ikea. Alsϕ Rinren is nϕt gϕnna die. We are nϕt gϕnna let )(im die. We just need tϕ stick tϕget)(er frϕm nϕw ϕn i t)(ink...
ough now i’m craving troll ikea meatballs. . . if we get out of here we shouldn’t not get some to like. celebrate not completely dying
ϕk, I agree. We definitely need tϕ dϕ t)(at ϕnce ϕut ϕf t)(is )(ell)(ϕle.
how is this NOT worse than troll aldis!!!
Five sweeps of shady PI work and the worst things I've seen have all Been at troll aldis. Then again not worse than troll Primark. I think me and Maotix nearly killed eachother at a troll Primark. I don't even know why we were there
do you guys think if i asked troll mamdani, he’d get me and my friends out of this crummy bunker?
It's worth a shot. If he fixed those potholes...
They're just sideways potholes... That go down a lot... Surely, troll Mamdani will get on the joB, right
as a good friend o' mine would sae "clap if you believe!!!"
woaw i didn't not think this place would be a dead zone. hello chittr ╰૮₍ >\./< ₎ა╯
Glad To Have You,, Artemi..