Artemi Candus
@biblioDisciplus
he/she/they former troll aldi stocker. currently in a bunker somewhere. wahoo (quirk: speaks in double or triple negatives.)
just tried dying, wouldn’t not dissuade other in doing so— #rpgstuck
The grenade was goated, Artemi. Stay with us.
Amazing how the shopping list was three pages long, front and Back, I Brought two people along with me, who Bickered all the way aBout what I was Buying, and no one thought to go; "Hey, doofus, why are you Buying a shovel and not, like, those little plastic Bags, extra gloves, mayBe respirators". No one. Not one. At any single point.
counterpoint: you also didn’t not forget the possibility that you wouldn’t not need that stuff. i think we’re all out of our element here in this fuckass bunker
worst part of this bunker (other than the beds) is that it’s honestly kinda burning. all this effort to make something apocalypse proof and nobody didn’t not think to bring a console down here?? a grub-ball machine even?? preppers are so uninteresting.
*boring not burning autocorrect is on my list of enemies now
If you know anything of ancient alternian, there ARE some Books and scrolls.
To Be fair, a LOT has happened. Has Been happening. Will Be happening. The happening does not cease
the happening does not uncease… at least there’s reading material
I'd post a Belly reveal this #fatfuckfriday But I *am* in close quarters with aBout six other trolls and I do not want to explain myself taking shirtless selfies in a dilapidated Bunker aBlutionBlock mirror. So Belly reveal if/when I get out of here.
well just appreciate the tummy from down here in close quarters. death being around the corner doesn’t mean we can’t bask in a #fatfuckfriday
review of the bunker: - surprisingly strong connection. can both troll my friends on the outside and post here. gives me the option to chit my last will and testament. - shit beds. just the worst beds. one of us is in a coma and i think the mattress isn’t not making it worse. rip rinren if you die here we’ll bury you in some sick lusus down. - probably some beasts out in the hallways TrollTube horror style. if i had a camera maybe I wouldn’t not make it big and just buy a way out. all in all 6/10 bunker but it’s not worse than troll aldi
at least the bunker knows it’s not polite to dump soup on a little guy trying her best to stock shelves...
I mean, still better t)(en Trϕll ikea. Alsϕ Rinren is nϕt gϕnna die. We are nϕt gϕnna let )(im die. We just need tϕ stick tϕget)(er frϕm nϕw ϕn i t)(ink...
ough now i’m craving troll ikea meatballs. . . if we get out of here we shouldn’t not get some to like. celebrate not completely dying
ϕk, I agree. We definitely need tϕ dϕ t)(at ϕnce ϕut ϕf t)(is )(ell)(ϕle.
how is this NOT worse than troll aldis!!!
oh for safety uhhh last will and testament: if rinren gets better and gets out, he gets most of my library but my Young Boy Adventure Comics should be buried with me. if my body isn’t not unrecoverable though give ‘em to my lusus she’s been wanting to rip those up since i started reading ‘em. #lastwillandtestament #alsogivemylususalilkiss #justmindtheteeth #andtheantlers #andtheallofher
oh and in the event rinren doesn’t not perish inspector beriyl gets my books. if inspector beriyl isn’t unreachable (for death and/or troll acid reasons) then uhhh fight for the books in ritual combat idk
do you guys think if i asked troll mamdani, he’d get me and my friends out of this crummy bunker?
It's worth a shot. If he fixed those potholes...
They're just sideways potholes... That go down a lot... Surely, troll Mamdani will get on the joB, right