Artemi Candus
@biblioDisciplus
he/she/they former troll aldi stocker. currently in a bunker somewhere. wahoo (Speaks in double/triple negatives, 'B's are written as '|}', and Proper Caps for Emphasis)
i've been unexcluded from the cool kids table for all of a week and I have been delegated as The Mediator for All Of Them #clockinginatthemakingsurewedontkilleachotherfactory
Gog Bless your pusher Artemi. Hang in there
does a backflip
:0c sick tricks on my dash, let's not ceaaaaaase
doing needlepoint while i wait for someone to decide what we do next and my fingies feel fuzzy from pulling the thread
Need to keep that finer motorocity sharp. I approve.
and in the end i get a little pouch with a moobeast on it as a reward so victories all around
being the only non-bodyswapped person in this operation is just being surrounded by girls who are boys/who are boys who are girls/who are boys like they're girls/who are girls like they're boys #lyricposting #kinda
ArguaBly, weren't you already from the Beginning? Ohohoho.
Helps that my wriggling day lands on the Beginning of Fat Bear Wipe. Just so you know. Trolls that know me. Cough, cough.
if you were a specific kind of bear, what bear wouldn't you not be? asking for a friend (the friend isn't not you)
Went looking for the smallest Bear, looked at the images, scared myself. I'll just say the moonsBear since it looks rather fluffy.
attentyon all of mii partiigoers: please refrayn from removyng iiour undergarments at mii partyes! y dydn't thynk y'd have to make thys post and y don't mean to harp on aniione about thys hence whii y am not namyng names, but we have specyfyc nyghts for such occasyons where we have staff who are mentallii *prepared* for wytnessyng those actyons. yf thys happens agayn y wyll forward theyr therapii byll to *iiou*
i get that it's not been cool lately, but a little warning before the de-robing wouldn't be unappreciated!
all my friends keep falling in spiderwebs and brother i am spider-troll
What.
and sometymes....iiou also just need a byg man yn iiour lyfe too ::]
guys... ougugugh
congrats on making me hate a post for the first time--
sometymes....iiou just need a byg woman yn iiour lyfe ::]
preaching to the choir, love a |}ig Lady
the horrors continue but i don’t not remain silly (taking my glasses off for liyrah because she wasn’t not worried about my eyesight after getting my shit rocked)
yt's ymportant to look over all the detayls! now as iiour (hiipothetycal) medyculler y recommend a good book and some herbal tea
excellent advice doctor i shan’t not be on the lookout for some sleepy time tea and a good book :3
shoutout to the rpgstuck bitches on #freakyfriday they sure got freaky friday'd
just tried dying, wouldn’t not dissuade other in doing so— #rpgstuck
The grenade was goated, Artemi. Stay with us.
Amazing how the shopping list was three pages long, front and Back, I Brought two people along with me, who Bickered all the way aBout what I was Buying, and no one thought to go; "Hey, doofus, why are you Buying a shovel and not, like, those little plastic Bags, extra gloves, mayBe respirators". No one. Not one. At any single point.
counterpoint: you also didn’t not forget the possibility that you wouldn’t not need that stuff. i think we’re all out of our element here in this fuckass bunker
worst part of this bunker (other than the beds) is that it’s honestly kinda burning. all this effort to make something apocalypse proof and nobody didn’t not think to bring a console down here?? a grub-ball machine even?? preppers are so uninteresting.
*boring not burning autocorrect is on my list of enemies now
If you know anything of ancient alternian, there ARE some Books and scrolls.
To Be fair, a LOT has happened. Has Been happening. Will Be happening. The happening does not cease
the happening does not uncease… at least there’s reading material
I'd post a Belly reveal this #fatfuckfriday But I *am* in close quarters with aBout six other trolls and I do not want to explain myself taking shirtless selfies in a dilapidated Bunker aBlutionBlock mirror. So Belly reveal if/when I get out of here.
well just appreciate the tummy from down here in close quarters. death being around the corner doesn’t mean we can’t bask in a #fatfuckfriday
review of the bunker: - surprisingly strong connection. can both troll my friends on the outside and post here. gives me the option to chit my last will and testament. - shit beds. just the worst beds. one of us is in a coma and i think the mattress isn’t not making it worse. rip rinren if you die here we’ll bury you in some sick lusus down. - probably some beasts out in the hallways TrollTube horror style. if i had a camera maybe I wouldn’t not make it big and just buy a way out. all in all 6/10 bunker but it’s not worse than troll aldi
how is this NOT worse than troll aldis!!!