Troll Norman Osborn
@greenGoblin
CEO of Oscorp | Loving Father | Totally not the Green Goblin
Drinking some green goo #lifestyle
sꙮunds sick - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Very
I can use this to my advantage actually, gonna lock my son in the company building and hope he fucking dies
K COOL MORE CASUALTIES —EMBER💥
Please kill Harry he doesn't even like the Mcribs
WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE SHIT DOESNT LIKE MCRIBS —EMBER💥
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Spider-Troll I need your help
Someone please arrest him
Arrest who
The green douchebag on the timeline who has stolen countless Oscorp industries inventions
NO THEYRE COOL —EMBER💥
Nu-uh
FINE BE STUPID AND WRONG, ME AND GOBLIN ARE GONNA GO BLOW UP A BUILDING —EMBER💥
Please don't be Oscorp.
HEY THANKS FOR THE SUGGESTION HEY @normanOsborn —EMBER💥
You know I'm something of a scientist myself
Okay but why would I do that.
[80085] Last time at the party you brewed some green thing and it exploded and painted you,remember? //OOC it is clearly her respectful attempt at hiding the Troll Green Goblin's secret identity cuz she almost revealed it 83
Oh right! Silly me won't happen again haha you know how things are also I'm not the Green Goblin
Haha yeah totally.
This fucking guy bro
We here at the Gray House are proud to be working with founder and CEO of Oscorp, @greenGoblin, to definitely not fund any genetic testing, genome splicing, or military bioweapon creation. We would never do that.
Happy to be here Mr President, and of course as not the Green Goblin I will not be riding out on my glider to blow up innocent civilians similar to how we will not be doing any of the following things mentioned. Happy to be working with you sir.
That's great to hear. I'd like to purchase ten million vials of the serum that makes you go insane and then explodes you.
Do you want the purple batch or the green batch? They do the same thing just different vibes with colors, you know how it is.
Okay that's it. I quit.
YOU JUST STARTED
In order to be safe, I would prefer they be mixed in an abandoned warehouse next to a vital water intake facility for a populous city.
I've done all I can.
Funny thing, I already left them there!
Perfect!
Pleasure doing business with you sir
Got followed by the president, Oscorp is proud to be Presidentialy endorsed.
We gotta kill Spider-Troll for the good of the people
Going on a McDonald's run, who wants Mcribs
can i have mcnuggets and a diet dr pepper
Your getting a fucking mcrib, dr pepper is fine.
ugh fine
Good
Yeah okay that's funny.
Fuck I just hit my son with the goblin glider
I mean car
Five hundred Mcribs #substances
Fuck Spider-Troll he's a bum
i hear she goes by she her now
as in she her willpower to overcome her foes and leave them danglin from webs attached to the sides of buildings pissing themselves upside down thats just what i heard though
Oh shit my bad, I didn't know that, still a bum though
oh yeah no totally a bum who the fuck has time to swing around the city like that other than a bumass individual it defies imagining
Yeah should totally get around on something way fucking cooler Like a glider
My absolute fucking bum of a son is so fucking stupid, not like Peeter Parker, what an upstanding guy I should put him in my will over that absolute fuck up
put me in y∞ur will 😇✨
Yeah, no.
Still no.
how do you feel about the donnies mcrib mr osborn
The Mcrib is a limited time food item at McDonald's, and let me tell you that shit is fucking divine. Harry, my fuck ass son for some reason won't accept that we're having them 24/7 when it's in season. I'm gonna fucking kill that kid Istg.
mr osborn you are the coolest dopest motherfucker to do it how you do your son sucks and that is not at all your fault
As the CEO of Troll Oscorp industries I think it best I finally make an account on here
:33< yeah furk that guy :33< i (the gr33n goblin) hate him beclawse i (the gr33n goblin) am the gr33n goblin :33< that guy defurves a pumpkin bomb to the head or whatefur my gimmick is
Yeah he's a masked vigilante like that one news reporter says. And yeah you throw pumpkin bombs and ride around on your glider saying I'm the green goblin and stuff.
:33< i thought the mewsepapurr repurrter didnt wear a mask? :33< like he has glasses and furks at the daily purrlanet and is unrelated in anya way to supurrman :33< and yeah my clawsic goblin glidpurr and pumpkin bombs :33< hey norman remind meow why do i do the crimes and shit or am i just batshit insane and this is fun fur meow?
No I was talking about Spider-Man, I was referring to Jonnah, that's a good guy right there.
Also yeah you do it all for shits and giggles pretty much.
:33< yeah he is love him and his great papurr that calls spidpurrman a menace all the time
Hell yeah.
:33< thanks fur the remindpurr i (the gr33n goblin) furget a lot on account of the whole being the gr33n goblin purrt
Yeah no it does that to you So I've heard.
:33< well mew (nyat the gr33n goblin) would have a vested intpurrest in knowing this sort of thing :33< mew know beclawse the gr33n goblin (meow) stole mewre tech and shit or whatefur :33< so clawviously mew (nyat the gr33n goblin) gotta know efurrything there is to know about this rat bastard furkhead gr33n goblin guy (meow) who is admitedly kinda cool dude but did steal furom mew that tech and shit
:33< mewre too late spiderman i (the gr33n goblin) have already sucked efurry cock in mew york city! :33< #nsfw
youll never get away with this there arent enough unsucked cocks in the city to keep you sustained for very long green cock goblin
:33< thats where mewre wrong spidpurrman :33< there may be no unsucked cocks left in mew york city but my purrlan is bigpurr than juts one city :33< thats right im (the gr33n cock goblin) gonna suck efurry cock in the entipurr state of mew york! :33< and why stop there spidpurrman :33< why ill (the gr33n goblin) suck efurry cock in the WORLD!!! :33< there NYATHING mew can do to STOP MEOW! :33< though there is one unsucked cock left in mew york... i cant find that petpurr parkpurr guy... say spidey have mew s33n him around? :33< #nsfw
never once
:33< thats CRAZY :33< beclawse it says here in the mewse papurr that he takes mewre picmewre clawnstantlly do mew like know about that?
oh peter parker ohhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhh see see green cock goblin your quirk made it so difficult to tell who you meant i was like petpurr what is that pepper parkour pepperidge farm fuckin picked a peck of pickled peppers theres just no telling yeah no hes not here i think he moved maybe
:33< damn thats furked up i was gonna give him head so good it made the jokepurr give up on crime fur GOOD! :33< #nsfw
woah for good for good or for like one minisode where you two investigate what made batman temporarily evil
:33< nah fur good fur good :33< he says his name is jack and hes mewving to nebraska to start a mew life