Troll Norman Osborn
@greenGoblin
CEO of Oscorp | Loving Father | Totally not the Green Goblin
all my friends keep falling in spiderwebs and brother i am spider-troll
What.
Drinking some green goo #lifestyle
Very
Get me pictures of Spider-Troll!
Fuck that guy btw
)(OLY CARP!
Hey it's me CEO of Oscorp Industries
I'm a big fan!
Thank you, I appreciate having fans. I'm not the green goblin btw that guy's crazy.
I can use this to my advantage actually, gonna lock my son in the company building and hope he fucking dies
K COOL MORE CASUALTIES —EMBER💥
Please kill Harry he doesn't even like the Mcribs
WHAT THE FUCK WHO THE SHIT DOESNT LIKE MCRIBS —EMBER💥
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Someone please arrest him
Arrest who
The green douchebag on the timeline who has stolen countless Oscorp industries inventions
NO THEYRE COOL —EMBER💥
Nu-uh
FINE BE STUPID AND WRONG, ME AND GOBLIN ARE GONNA GO BLOW UP A BUILDING —EMBER💥
Please don't be Oscorp.
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Junior I think I qualify, could I also get a verified badge?
You know I'm something of a scientist myself
Okay but why would I do that.
[80085] Last time at the party you brewed some green thing and it exploded and painted you,remember? //OOC it is clearly her respectful attempt at hiding the Troll Green Goblin's secret identity cuz she almost revealed it 83
Oh right! Silly me won't happen again haha you know how things are also I'm not the Green Goblin
Haha yeah totally.
We here at the Gray House are proud to be working with founder and CEO of Oscorp, @greenGoblin, to definitely not fund any genetic testing, genome splicing, or military bioweapon creation. We would never do that.
Happy to be here Mr President, and of course as not the Green Goblin I will not be riding out on my glider to blow up innocent civilians similar to how we will not be doing any of the following things mentioned. Happy to be working with you sir.
That's great to hear. I'd like to purchase ten million vials of the serum that makes you go insane and then explodes you.
Do you want the purple batch or the green batch? They do the same thing just different vibes with colors, you know how it is.
In order to be safe, I would prefer they be mixed in an abandoned warehouse next to a vital water intake facility for a populous city.
Funny thing, I already left them there!
Perfect!
Pleasure doing business with you sir
Going on a McDonald's run, who wants Mcribs
can i have mcnuggets and a diet dr pepper
Your getting a fucking mcrib, dr pepper is fine.
ugh fine
Good