Troll Norman Osborn
@greenGoblin
CEO of Oscorp | Loving Father | Totally not the Green Goblin
Drinking some green goo #lifestyle
sꙮunds sick - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I can use this to my advantage actually, gonna lock my son in the company building and hope he fucking dies
Spider-Troll I need your help
Someone please arrest him
The green douchebag on the timeline who has stolen countless Oscorp industries inventions
You know I'm something of a scientist myself
[80085] Last time at the party you brewed some green thing and it exploded and painted you,remember? //OOC it is clearly her respectful attempt at hiding the Troll Green Goblin's secret identity cuz she almost revealed it 83
Oh right! Silly me won't happen again haha you know how things are also I'm not the Green Goblin
This fucking guy bro
Got followed by the president, Oscorp is proud to be Presidentialy endorsed.
We gotta kill Spider-Troll for the good of the people
Going on a McDonald's run, who wants Mcribs
Fuck I just hit my son with the goblin glider
Five hundred Mcribs #substances
Fuck Spider-Troll he's a bum
as in she her willpower to overcome her foes and leave them danglin from webs attached to the sides of buildings pissing themselves upside down thats just what i heard though
oh yeah no totally a bum who the fuck has time to swing around the city like that other than a bumass individual it defies imagining
Yeah should totally get around on something way fucking cooler Like a glider
My absolute fucking bum of a son is so fucking stupid, not like Peeter Parker, what an upstanding guy I should put him in my will over that absolute fuck up
The Mcrib is a limited time food item at McDonald's, and let me tell you that shit is fucking divine. Harry, my fuck ass son for some reason won't accept that we're having them 24/7 when it's in season. I'm gonna fucking kill that kid Istg.
mr osborn you are the coolest dopest motherfucker to do it how you do your son sucks and that is not at all your fault
As the CEO of Troll Oscorp industries I think it best I finally make an account on here
:33< yeah furk that guy :33< i (the gr33n goblin) hate him beclawse i (the gr33n goblin) am the gr33n goblin :33< that guy defurves a pumpkin bomb to the head or whatefur my gimmick is
Yeah he's a masked vigilante like that one news reporter says. And yeah you throw pumpkin bombs and ride around on your glider saying I'm the green goblin and stuff.
:33< i thought the mewsepapurr repurrter didnt wear a mask? :33< like he has glasses and furks at the daily purrlanet and is unrelated in anya way to supurrman :33< and yeah my clawsic goblin glidpurr and pumpkin bombs :33< hey norman remind meow why do i do the crimes and shit or am i just batshit insane and this is fun fur meow?
No I was talking about Spider-Man, I was referring to Jonnah, that's a good guy right there.
:33< yeah he is love him and his great papurr that calls spidpurrman a menace all the time
:33< thanks fur the remindpurr i (the gr33n goblin) furget a lot on account of the whole being the gr33n goblin purrt
:33< well mew (nyat the gr33n goblin) would have a vested intpurrest in knowing this sort of thing :33< mew know beclawse the gr33n goblin (meow) stole mewre tech and shit or whatefur :33< so clawviously mew (nyat the gr33n goblin) gotta know efurrything there is to know about this rat bastard furkhead gr33n goblin guy (meow) who is admitedly kinda cool dude but did steal furom mew that tech and shit