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@undyingDescendent
YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE I HAVE BEEN TOLD, THAT I SHOULD INCLUDE MORE INFO HERE. EVEN THOUGH I INSIST THAT THE PREVIOUS INFO IS MORE THAN ENOUGH. MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HE.
BITCHES HATE ME CAUSE OF MY EXTENSIVE FIREARM COLLECTION —EMBER💥
MY MIDDLE NAMES CHERRY. SINCE THAT’S WHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT NOW. —EMBER💥
☆ > Tremble little lion man ☆ > You'll never saddle any of your scores ☆ > Your grace is wasted in your face ☆ > Your boldness stands alone among the wreck ☆ > Now learn from your mother or else ☆ > Spend your days biting your own neck
I JUST HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK WHAT DO YOU MEAN *HE* HAS AN ACCOUNT ON HERE. SINCE WHEN. #VAGUEPOSTING IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW I AM *NOT* EXPLAINING. —EMBER💥
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DAD. HIS MORE KNOWN TIMELINE VARIANT. HAS AN ACCOUNT. —EMBER💥
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I thought you were fine with Dirk?
NOT THE ONE *YOU* TITLED DAD, THE ONE *I* TITLED DAD. —EMBER💥
🤘💥 >> Explodes you with a huge bomb i made hah take that
YESSSSSSSSS! ANOTHER EXPLOSIVES APPRECIATOR! —EMBER💥
Krillion #60 🦐 110 🫧🫧⬛🫧🦑🫧🫧 AT LEAST IT'S BETTER THAN MY WORDLE SCORE. —EMBER💥
Wordle 1,912 X/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 I HATE IT HERE. —EMBER💥
My sincere condolences.
https://file.garden/ZPYWkEhYB1Yf8mW_/Screenshot_20260913_104333_Discord.jpg THIS GAME VEXES ME. #CONNECTIONS. —EMBER💥
Cracked Connections as well! A good set of categories here today, they were trying to be very tricky, but I was onto their game, ha ha! C|:^) Connections Puzzle #1190 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
COMBAT IS NOT JUST SOLELY SWINGING ONES FIST BLINDLY. AN EFFECTIVE FIGHTER HAS BOTH BRAIN AND BRAWN, A MIND TO LAND A PERFECT PRECISE HIT AND A BODY TO MAKE SAID BLOW LETHAL. I REFUSE TO RESPECT THOSE WHO ONLY POSSES ONE OR THE OTHER, OR PREACH A SUPERIORITY OF ONE OVER THE OTHER. —EMBER💥
I AM AWARE THAT HE IS WEAK AND NOT A WORTHY OPPONENT, IT IS CALLED "ESTABLISHING DOMINANCE", IF HE IS WORTHY HE WILL LIVE. —EMBER💥
... PERHAPS I WAS TOO SUBTLE. THAT IS MY MISTAKE. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS. I AM OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR. DO THE HONORABLE THING AND FACE ME. —EMBER💥
IF YOU ARE IN FACT WORTHY, THAT IS. —EMBER💥
WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. ARE YOU NOT AT YOUR HIVE. WHAT COULD BE SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU CAN NOT ANSWRR THE CALL TO COMBAT. —EMBER💥
ANSWER*. FUCKING CLAWS, I SWEAR TO GOD. —EMBER💥
...................... WHAT MANNER. OF WORK. —EMBER💥
YOU FIND CALCULATIONS. MORE PRESSING. THAN YOUR OWN LIFE. THAT IS SAD. SO VERY, VERY SAD. I WILL COME BACK TOMORROW. NOT FOR BATTLE. BUT FOR TRAINING. YOU *WILL* VALUE YOUR LIFE MORE THAN SYMBOLS TO REPRESENT AN AMOUNT OF VALUE. AND WHEN YOU DO, WE *WILL* FIGHT. —EMBER💥
PESKY FIGHT, HE SAYS. WHEN I AM BEING *EXCEPTIONALLY* GENEROUS. IN EVEN ALLOWING A RESCHEDULE TO BEGIN WITH. YOU WILL RUE THIS DECISION. —EMBER💥
DEAR GOD YOU DISGUST ME. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PROPER RETORT FOR THIS. A STRONG MIND MEANS NOTHING IF YOU LACK A STRONG BODY TO PROTECT IT. ONE MUST BALANCE BOTH FOR TRUE STRENGTH. I DOUBLE DOWN ON MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT. YOU WILL LEARN, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, HOW TO DEFEND YOUR PHYSICAL SELF AND YOUR HONOR VIA PHYSICAL MEANS. THAT IS A PROMISE. —EMBER💥
YESSSSS. FACE ME AND I WILL MOLD YOUR BODY TO REFLECT YOUR THINKPAN. ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. AND WHEN I AM DONE. YOU ARE GOING TO FACE ME IN A PROPER BATTLE. AND PROVE TO ME YOUR WORTH. AND PUT THAT BRAIN OF USE TO SOME ACTUAL USE. THROUGH *REAL* CALCULATIONS. —EMBER💥
You know what would be cool to have? Nunchucks or a pair of gauntlets.
8=l < Or possibly find a craftsman who knows how to apply enchantments and curses to items
Yeah cause there's a million of em just hanging around, even if I did find one I would have to either pay a bunch of money, which I don't have or have to go on some silly quest which wouldn't be as bad as the money since I'm a man of action at heart.
8=l < I think I can abide by a quest as trade
8=l < Bring me troll horns 8=l < Don't tell me about the troll they came from 8=l < At least a dozen 8=l < Though if they're on the large side I won't need that many
I'm typically not one to ask questions about job details, but troll horns? Really?
8=l < I'd like to practice horn engraving as a body mod service 8=l < I am e%ceptional at carving but troll horns I haven't worked with 8=l < Easier to make mistakes practicing on a horn that a troll will not need to live with
I suppose, am I permitted to get these horns by whatever means necessary?
8=l < Yes hoofever please damage the horn minimally so that I have plenty of clean chitin to work with 8=l < And please rinse the b100d off if acquiring from a living target
YOU FUCKERS AREN’T READY. FOR THE NEWEST UPGRADE, YOUR FAVORITE MAN-BITCH HAS ACQUIRED FOR HER MAIN FIREARM OF CHOICE. #VIOLENCE. #IMABOUTTOBEUNSTOPPABLE. —EMBER💥
This is a reminder, in general and also pointedly to one person, to clean and maintain your firearms.
DO. DO PEOPLE *NOT* CLEAN THEIR FIREARMS??? —EMBER💥
There's one user here who knows what they did. Or didn't do, technically.
@consistentCallidity @thespianTestified FOR THE FOLLOWING TEN MINUTES, IGNORE ANY ENRAGED SCREAMING THAT MAY OR MAY NOT EMERGE FROM CALLUMS ROOM. —EMBER💥
What did you do?
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RESOURCE ACQUISITION DONT WORRY ABOUT IT. —EMBER💥
THEY SHOULD MAKE AMMUNITION THAT DOESN'T RUN OUT IN FIVE FUCKING SECOND UPON PURCHASE. —EMBER💥
8=l < They do 8=l < If they is me
HMMMM. WHAT ARE YOUR PRICES, AMMUNITION SELLER. —EMBER💥
8=l < What do you have to trade for a custom weapon with a magic based ammunition that doesn't run out
MY BROTHERS TOOLBOX ENCHANTED TO AUTO-ORGANIZE IT'S TOOL TO WHOMEVER IS THE CURRENG OWNER'S PREDERRED METHOD OF SORTING. SWITCHING HIS OWNERSHIP TO YOU IS SIMPLE ENOUGH THAT I CAN PERFORM IT. —EMBER💥
AND. AS A BONUS, TO FURTHER SWEETEN THE POT: *ONE* FREE CONTRACT OF YOURS TRULY. A CONTRACT IN THIS CONTEXT, SIMPLY, MEANS A FAVOR THAT I MUST EXECUTE FOR YOU IN FULL, NO MATTER MY OPINIONS ON THE MATTER. ONLY ONE, THOUGH. —EMBER💥
8=l < Your brother won't be happy about that 8=l < But I also don't care 8=l < That seems e%ceptionally usefoal 8=l < Deal
PLEASURE TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOU. —EMBER💥
8=l < DM me with weapon details so I make the correct weapon and ammo type to your taste
I'VE BEEN TOUCHING GRASS. WHAT HAVE I MISSED. —EMBER💥
i like your pfp.
THANKS. CANT GO WRONG WITH A CLASSIC EXPLOSIVE DEVICE. —EMBER💥
real.
ANOTHER UPDATE: I HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN EMPLOYED AS AN ARMS DEALER. I SELL GUNS NOW. AND OTHER SUCH WEAPONRY. MY LIFE'S PURPOSE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED. —EMBER💥
BOMB POSTING: —EMBER💥
CAN SOMEONE PING ME WHEN YOU'RE ALL DONE BOOB POSTING. —EMBER💥
꧁BOOMPOSTING instead I see.꧂
EVERYDAY 💥💥💥 —EMBER💥
So you're just leaving the site forever I guess.
SIGH. —EMBER💥
HEY GOREGLE HOW TO BEST UTILIZE THE SUDDEN ABILITY TO BURST INTO FLAME IN BOTH COMBAT AND ARSON —EMBER💥