💥EMBER💥
@undyingDescendent
YOUR BEST NIGHTMARE
BITCHES HATE ME CAUSE OF MY EXTENSIVE FIREARM COLLECTION —EMBER💥
UGH WHY DOES EVERYTHING HUMANS TALK ABOUT SOMEHOW LEAD RIGHT BACK TO SEX. —EMBER💥
AN ADENDUM TO MY LAST POST: THE TF NERDS ARE SAD HUMANS *EXCEPT.* FOR THE MEDIC. HES SICK AS FUCK —EMBER💥
I'm CLEARLY the BEST the team has to offer. I mean, HAVE YOU SEEN ME?
YES. I HAVE. YOU RUN FAST AND JUMP HIGH, GOOD FOR YOU. HONESTLY, I PROBABLY PLATONICALLY HATE YOU THE MOST. YOURE EVERYTHING I HATE IN MEN PERSONIFIED: WEAK AND A BRAGGART. AT LEAST HAVE THE SELF RESPECT TO HAVE THE MUSCLE TO BACK UP YOUR SHOW-BOATING. —EMBER💥
WHAT??? WHAT????????? HEY. I've got guns, you're just not LOOKING hard enough!
IF I HAVE TO STRAIN MY EYESIGHT FOR SOMETHING THATS SUPPOSED TO BE EASY TO SEE FROM SPACE, YOURE NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH. GET STRONGER, OR DONT BOTHER. —EMBER💥
Yo, that's a low blow there, buddy. You think you wanna walk that back a bit considering. I'm /obviously/ the sexiest one here, you're just projecting.
UGH. OF COURSE YOUD TRACE THIS BACK TO SEX. HOW PATHETIC. I DONT CARE USELESS WASTES OF TIME FOR SUPERFICIAL BEAUTY PEAGANT ASS *BULSHIT.* THE ONLY THING BEING PROJECTED HERE IS YOUR FRAGILE EGO AND INSECURITY IN YOUR OWN MASCULINITY. THIS CONVERSATION BORES ME. UNTIL YOU CAN PROVE YOUR STRENGTH, DONT BOTHER ME. —EMBER💥
HAHAHA OKAY, OKAY. MAAAAYBE THESE TF NERDS ARE *KIND OF* ENTERTAINING. FOR A COUPLE OF SAD HUMANS, ANYWAY. —EMBER💥
OH YOURE HUMAN? MY BAD ASSUMED SINCE YOU WERE ACTUALLY TOLERABLE YOU WERE SOMETHING ELSE FOR A SEC —EMBER💥
OH FUCK ME JANES HERE —EMBER💥
WHEN WERE YOU FUCKERS WERE GONNA INFORM ME MY FAVORITE WEAPONS DEALER WAS ON HERE!? THIS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. THE COMMITTEE WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS. AND BY COMMITTEE. I MEAN MY FISTS. AND MANNCO BRAND UZI'S. WELCOME TO CHITTR SAXTON HALE, YOURE GONNA HAVE A VERY PROFITABLE TIME HERE I CAN GURANTEE. —EMBER💥
I AM NOT ONE TO TREAT ANYTHING LIKE A DIARY BECAUSE VENTING TO THE INTERNET IS STUPID AND A VAPID WASTE OF TIME FOR A SHORT LIVED PITY PARTY SO IM NOT GONNA AND EVERYTHING IS FINE I FEEL NORMAL —EMBER💥
OY. @birdNormal SINCE NO ONE ELSE HAS THOUGHT TO ASK. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU. WHATS YOUR DEAL. WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF INFECTING PEOPLE. THESE BOZOS ARE NOBODYS, WEAL AND FRAIL. EVEN IF THEY WEREN'T, A STUPID BADGE IS A STUPID WAY TO OWN THEM. DUNK ON THEM, EVEN. WHY DONT YOU GET A REAL BODY AND FIST FIGHT THEM LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR AND NOT SOME TECHNICAL PANSY ASS BITCH. —EMBER💥
[ 1/ 1/ 1/ 1 / 1 / 0 / 0 / 0 /0 /0 / 0] MISSINGNO USED FLY! Ī̸̧̗̹̝͇̱̠̝̜̼̘̙̈́̇̍̎̓T̴̨̲̘̝̠̼̖̺̥̪̟̳͔͔̜̀̾̔̑̓̉͗̄̎̍̏̀̃̍̚ ̷̡̧̫͎̻̭̗͍̱̺̪͗̈́̌̓͐̋͂͛̎̃͜F̴̗̗͇͈͖́̇̀̃̃̕L̶̨̺̼̩͙͇̠̟̫͌̎E̷̡̼̺͚̩̝̟̋̇͒̏̿͑̆͛͐͜W̸̝̟̠̞͕͙̭̪̃̀́̇̈́̈́̓͌ͅ ̴̱̜̭͔̙̬̹͇̭͈̪̟̟̼̒͆̊̔ͅU̸̢̡̟̪̼̱̗̤͚̤̫̗̫̖̥͖̿ͅP̶̯̩͇͓̖̠͍̬̥͎̝̂̎͌͊͊͂͗̈ ̵̢̖̻̳̙̜̂́̇̓͛̋̂͛̚H̸̰̖̗̹͇͋́̈́͌͂̽̔͝I̸̱̩̜̘̟̜̠͔͓͆̄̽̿̐̑͌̂̃̉̕͝͝G̸̢̡̡̛̠̭̜͇̹͎̦͕̘̝̺̐̆̉̾̅͘͜ͅḤ̴͚͔͓̭̱̜̜̝͚̠̟̂̋̃̎́͐͊̈́̊̈́͒̂̔̓͠!̸̛̛̘̿̏̍͆̂́̉̈́́̓͝͠
[ 1/ 1/ 1/ 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 /0 /0 / 0] +1 SPD +1 ATK WHAT WILL @undyingDescendent DO?
[ 1/ 1/ 1/ 1 / 1 / 0 / 0 / 0 /0 /0 / 0] MISSINGNO USED FLY! Ī̸̧̗̹̝͇̱̠̝̜̼̘̙̈́̇̍̎̓T̴̨̲̘̝̠̼̖̺̥̪̟̳͔͔̜̀̾̔̑̓̉͗̄̎̍̏̀̃̍̚ ̷̡̧̫͎̻̭̗͍̱̺̪͗̈́̌̓͐̋͂͛̎̃͜F̴̗̗͇͈͖́̇̀̃̃̕L̶̨̺̼̩͙͇̠̟̫͌̎E̷̡̼̺͚̩̝̟̋̇͒̏̿͑̆͛͐͜W̸̝̟̠̞͕͙̭̪̃̀́̇̈́̈́̓͌ͅ ̴̱̜̭͔̙̬̹͇̭͈̪̟̟̼̒͆̊̔ͅU̸̢̡̟̪̼̱̗̤͚̤̫̗̫̖̥͖̿ͅP̶̯̩͇͓̖̠͍̬̥͎̝̂̎͌͊͊͂͗̈ ̵̢̖̻̳̙̜̂́̇̓͛̋̂͛̚H̸̰̖̗̹͇͋́̈́͌͂̽̔͝I̸̱̩̜̘̟̜̠͔͓͆̄̽̿̐̑͌̂̃̉̕͝͝G̸̢̡̡̛̠̭̜͇̹͎̦͕̘̝̺̐̆̉̾̅͘͜ͅḤ̴͚͔͓̭̱̜̜̝͚̠̟̂̋̃̎́͐͊̈́̊̈́͒̂̔̓͠!̸̛̛̘̿̏̍͆̂́̉̈́́̓͝͠ BUT IT FAILED!
WHAT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN. "FREN." FRIEND? SERIOUSLY? YOURE ATTEMPTING TO BEFRIEND *ME* RIGHT NOW? IN THE MIDDLE OF BATTLE? WEAK. I DETEST THE WEAK. —EMBER💥
[ 0/ 0/ 0/ 0 / 0 / 0 / 0 / 0 /0 /0 / 0] MISSINGNO USED SELF DESTRUCT! Ī̸̧̗̹̝͇̱̠̝̜̼̘̙̈́̇̍̎̓T̴̨̲̘̝̠̼̖̺̥̪̟̳͔͔̜̀̾̔̑̓̉͗̄̎̍̏̀̃̍̚ ̷̡̧̫͎̻̭̗͍̱̺̪͗̈́̌̓͐̋͂͛̎̃͜F̴̗̗͇͈͖́̇̀̃̃̕L̶̨̺̼̩͙͇̠̟̫͌̎E̷̡̼̺͚̩̝̟̋̇͒̏̿͑̆͛͐͜W̸̝̟̠̞͕͙̭̪̃̀́̇̈́̈́̓͌ͅ ̴̱̜̭͔̙̬̹͇̭͈̪̟̟̼̒͆̊̔ͅU̸̢̡̟̪̼̱̗̤͚̤̫̗̫̖̥͖̿ͅP̶̯̩͇͓̖̠͍̬̥͎̝̂̎͌͊͊͂͗̈ ̵̢̖̻̳̙̜̂́̇̓͛̋̂͛̚H̸̰̖̗̹͇͋́̈́͌͂̽̔͝I̸̱̩̜̘̟̜̠͔͓͆̄̽̿̐̑͌̂̃̉̕͝͝G̸̢̡̡̛̠̭̜͇̹͎̦͕̘̝̺̐̆̉̾̅͘͜ͅḤ̴͚͔͓̭̱̜̜̝͚̠̟̂̋̃̎́͐͊̈́̊̈́͒̂̔̓͠!̸̛̛̘̿̏̍͆̂́̉̈́́̓͝͠ You won! You got the - -- -
WHAT!? NO!! COWARD!!! COME BACK AND FIGHT ME FOR REAL!!!! GOD. FUCKING DAMN IT. —EMBER💥
@thespianTestified YOU MEAN. TO TELL ME. THAT YOU INVITED BLAIZE. FOR A PROBLEM. THAT WASNT EVEN ACTUALLY A PROBLEM? —EMBER💥
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@thespianTestified YOU ARE NOT INVITING BLAIZE ON HERE JUST FOR ONE STUPID BULGE FREAK —EMBER💥
STUPID FUCKING FAMIAL BONDS AND EMOTIONS STUPID FUCKING EVERYTHING #VAGUEPOSTING #FUCKBLOODLINESFORREAL —EMBER💥
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHIT THE FUCK UP DONT DAY THAT DONT SAY REMAINING I HATE YOU —EMBER💥
They say my hunger's a problem. They tell me to curb my appetite. #lyrics
==================================================== MULTIV-ERSAL BOUNTY AUCTION ==================================================== So )(ere's )(ow t)(is is gonna go. t)(is auction is for ON---E troll. t)(e target i am auctionin off is: )(AYAA)( )(AD-E-ED @cationicAgonist S)(e is a yellow blooded troll in a yet disclosed location of Paradox Space. T)(is contract is an auctionl; t)(ere is a minimum auction value t)(at you may outbid your opposin peer wit)(. It is also an auction because if you fail t)(e contract, you are fined t)(at very amount. T)(e minimum bid starts at 500 CA-EGARS (or )(uman equivalent.) )(OW-----EV----ER.... )(e)(e)(, and )(ere's t)(e fun part: T)(-E TARG-ET IS FR-E-E TO N-EGAT-E T)(-E BOUNTY ON )(-ER )(-EAD /AND/ WILL B-E PAID QUADRUPL-E T)(-E FINAL BID ON )(-ER BOUNTY AMOUNT /IF/ S)(-E R-EV-EALS T)(-E FOLLOWING INFORMATION ON T)(-ES-E FOUR TROLLS: LL-EVYN BLAIDD @crypticClinomaniac K)(AVA)( KIRBIR @gospelsGuillotine SOL-EA)( DOR-ET)( @exuberantArc)(ivist and MALLUM PRAVUS @smoot)(Operator if s)(e spills t)(e beans s)(e not only gets quadruple t)(e bounty and t)(e termination of )(er bounty, but t)(e bounty of t)(e followin four trolls will go up immediately at t)(e final bid t)(is auction lands in. t)(ats rig)(t: instead of 1 bounty contract at a )(ig)( value, YOU'LL G-----ET FOUR!!! now aren't i generous. L-------ET T)(-E BIDDING B------EGIN!
Chat, is this allowed?
✐ᝰ ☝️ I can't be turned in, I have work tomorrow. ᝰᝰ
Lit3-rally alr3-ady want3-d by th3- 3-mpir3- in my own univ3-rs3-, but go off I gu3-ss. I'm sur3- you'll g3-t m3- this tim3-.
I'm on h3-r3- caus3- I call3-d h3-r cring3- btw. Your 3-mpr3-ss, 3-v3-rybody ❤️
despite a few parties )(avin interest in t)(e bounties, nobody actually )(ad t)(e brains to actually... put a fuckin number down on paper. w)(ic)(, you know, is t)(e point of an auction. i see im goin to )(ave to dumb t)(is down a bit for t)(e populace we'll try again tomorrow.
UH SOMETHING SOMETHKNG, VIOLENVE AND BLOOD OR WHATEVER—MAN IM TIRED I CANT DO THIS POST SOMETHING EVERYDAY BULLSHIT —EMBER💥
X I DO NOT take kindly to people trying to poison my customers. ——[cmallieEntertainment has posted a video]—— (It’s security footage of someone looking around and suspiciously adding something from their pocket to a batch of drugs. About fifteen seconds after Callie can be seen sprinting into the shot, grabbing them by the sides of their head, and effortlessly ripping their head off their shoulders] #violence #gore x
♰ oh my... ♰
DUE TO MY EVER INCREASING DISSATISFACTION WITH YOU PEOPLE, IM MAKING A PERSONAL RULE FROM HERE ON: IF YOU CAN NOT MATCH MY WORKOUT ROUTINE *OR* MY CURRENT KILL COUNT (13,637 EXCLUDING NON SAPIENT BEINGS) WE AIN'T FIGHTING. —EMBER💥
SIGH. ONE DAY THERE WILL BE A DAY WHEN I LOSE COUNT... ONE DAY. SIIIIGH. I CANT WAIT —EMBER💥
in fairness i never really started counting and a lot of the time i dissociate completely when im culling but i do also have like an 80 sweep head start on you :P
BITCHES HATE ME CAUSE OF MY EXTENSIVE FIREARM COLLECTION —EMBER💥
...i am fairly certain bitches hate you for your intolerable personality. i have an extensive firearm collection and bitches love me just fine...
IS THIS WHAT PEOPLE CALL CABIN FEVER. —EMBER💥
UGHH. NEED TO FEEL THE TASTE OF BLOOD ON MY TEETH. THE FEELING OF FLESH SLOUGHING AWAY LIKE A HOT KNIFE TO BUTTER AGAINST THE MIGHT OF MY CLAWS. BUT NO ONE I FIGHT HERE EVER SURVIVES LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE SATISFIED. THEY ALWAYS FALL, EVERYTIME, THE SAME WAY, AND ITS GRATING. WHERES THE CHALLENGE? THE INTRIGUE? THE STAKES? I WANT LIFE OR DEATH, BUT ITS ALWAYS ONLY DEATH. IM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A LION CAGED IN A POORLY UPKEPT ZOO. —EMBER💥
NOT THAT ANY OF YOU WOULD CARE: BUT MY STUPID IDIOT OF AN OTHER HALF, AKA MY SIBLING @thespianTestified HAS BEEN FOUND, RETRIEVED AND STRIPPED OF ANY AND ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE STILL HAD ANYTHING —EMBER💥
@testifiedThespian ARE YOU DRUNK —EMBER💥