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[ Attached is another picture. Gamzee is looking up, holding his phone from on high. The screen is cracked, which makes half of this image absolutely atrocious. Bright colors, fucked up resolution. His eyes are beyond bloodshot, sunset red with bulging purple veins. Enough blood has leaked from his nose and mouth that he's caked in it, all of his masculine features glossy with blood and warm, steaming kill-breath. Several of his fangs are broken, chipped horrendously. His hair is matted with blood, greasy face paint and viscera. Gamzee is smiling- a dumb, hollow smile with half lidded, red eyes. He's staring directly up at the camera. Behind him is a familiar body, dressed in a red blazer. It's laid out on the floor, in the process of standing back up as a large, bright teal glow comes from the neck- which is cut off by the distortion of the broken camera. Behind Gamzes are giant letters, written all across the luxurious wall in red. " #GetClownedOn :o) " ] #nsfw #gore #nsfwe #violence
[ A blurry, pink-tinted photo of a bloody sleeveless hand wrapped so hard around Gamzee's neck that his eyes and tongue bulge out like Bart Simpson. He is missing several teeth, and the end of his clownish nose has been bitten so hard as to hang off by a thread. ] #nsfw #violence #gore

1 C4N ONLY FOCUS ON SO M4NY TH1NGS!!!

:33< *the mighty huntress puts a bundle of dynamite undpurr a pile of birds33d with a detonator set off to the side as mew run up to eat the birds33d she pushes down on the detonator clawsing the detonator to expurrlode*
ཐི༏ཋྀ You wouldn't believe how good this actually feels ngl [attached is an image of Jade sitting in a bathtub full of water, fully clothed, leaning back, arms over the sides, her head tilted back looking up at the camera] - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
ཐི༏ཋྀ Outta the shower now, guess it's time for the #smashorpass or whatever, oh & also the photo. #nsfw [attached is a simple photo of Jade st&ing in front of a body mirror, nude, her body still wet from the shower, & she's obviously missing her robot arm] - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §

look who i saw at the librarby earlier 2day! https://64.media.tumblr.com/bdb343504b557e7203219ebaf128c9a0/6e8a7312be4a55b0-1f/s2048x3072/5ce7eb94085bb3476e0655d1d0fe64a1e4f3b092.png

[ ==> A large glazed rib-eye steak t)(e size of )(alf a person is sent on a plate; and as promised, it is covered in fres)( barbeque, and some pineapple slices for zeal t)(at are optional. ] i cant go. if i do, im gonna murder t)(e entire damn population and t)(ey aint gonna want me t)(ere. wouldnt normally give a fuck, but i know )(ow big t)(at s)(it gets.

send your coords b imma make sure you eat up cause no way in fuck am i lettin a potential killin mac)(ine not kill

unacceptable. i got some spare ribeye t)(ats )(oneyglazed wit)( some good ass bbq. want me to send it over?

L3333ttt22 g3t r3ady to ruuummmbblll3333 #FightNight i2 H3R3 http2://m2parp.chat/alt3rnian2tr33tb33f2 Com3 on3 down, watch th3 fight2, fight th3 fight2, dont fuck at th3 fight2 though. No killing, no dying, all fun and all hand2! Got b33f? 23ttl3 that 2hit in th3 PIT. G3t fuck3d up, g3t fuck3d up in a fight, hav3 a good tim3. A2 alway2, w3r3 looking for volunt33r r3f3r332 to h3lp with k33ping p3ac3 in th3 fight2. F33l fr33 to bring your own booz3 and drug2 and 2hit, but th3r3 i2 2om3 provid3d for th3 3v3nt. W3 hav3 a 2id3 v3nu3 for p3opl3 who want to ju2t hang out with th3 homi32. W3 only got 2o much 2tanding room in th3 main v3nu3: http2://m2parp.chat/2tr33tb33fhangout2
Dudes love to be like, oh, I would die for you. Oh, I would kill for you. Okay, well, I would be kind for you I would reject the impulses to indulge in my violent nature for you I would wake up and get out of bed an hour early every morning to make coffee and breakfast for you I would be there for you No matter what I would leave the light on for you until you felt safe, and I would hold you so tight Until you felt at peace Sure I can be strong if I have to. I can fight if it's truly necessary But when I think about the way that I love you, it does not make me feel violent It makes me feel quiet And gentle And calm When I look at you, I know that I am not a violent dog And I will not bite

woo yea oh yea woo yea

Okay y'all Fight Night i2 almo2t h3r3! A f3w thing2 to r3mind p3opl3 of b3for3 w3 kick thi2 2hit off in a coupl3 of hour2! Dont fucking di3/Dont fucking kill 3achoth3r Dont b3 a fucking dick Hav3 fun W3 hav3 two 23parat3 23ction2 to th3 v3nu3. On3 for th3 fighting, and on3 on th3 b3ach for folk2 that ju2t wanna kick it and hang out. Th3r3 aint 3nough room for all you crazy mf2 in th3 main ar3a, 2o if you ju2t wanna kick it with th3 homi32 f33l fr33 to g3t down to 2om3 fun on th3 b3ach! No pow3r2, no p2ionic2, no god ti3r, ju2t hand2. Dont b3 a punk and go kickin p3opl3 in th3 bulg3 and 2hit 3ith3r. 2or3 lo23r2 n33d not 2how up. Any bubbl3 blowing babi32 will b3 promptly load3d into a cannon and fir3d toward2 th3 n3ar32t landma22 at br3akn3ck 2p33d2. At th3 3nd of th3 day w3 out h3r3 to hav3 a good tim3, b3at th3 fuck out of 3achoth3r and th3n com3 back to do it n3xt w33k. #FightNight #n2fw? #ThrowdownThur2day
you make a good poiNt. as for spleNdor, i apologize if it seemed a little over the top as a descriptioN. i simply appreciate cherubim for what they are, aNd what they caN achieve. regardless. 50 doesN't seem too old for a troll? what a silly thiNg for people to get caught up oN.

right??? thank yoU!!!! blimey.
Good evening, my friends! Isn’t it a beautiful night? I begin every dusk by pouring myself my favorite drink. In my tongue, this delicious concoction is known most commonly as “scalding leaf fluid.” However, I have also come to appreciate the simpler name loaned from other languages: tea! My favorite type of tea is made with the roots of the ginseng, a plant native to the eastern mountains and requiring many sweeps of growing before they are ready for harvest. Like the ginseng, we must nurture ourselves, and the fruit of our patience will nurture others. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4e126cd4683.jpeg

oh, sod off.

oh dw i already knew i was going to hell on account of my raging homosexuality but the welcome is nice too i guess

im not really a weed guy!

▼▼▼shrapnel▲▲▲

You're right. One moment.

▲found some old propane cans gonna go blow them up in a scuttlebuggy park▼

dripped out hippo nickname drippo
rarity might've gotten here first but we know which pony is gonna make this laaame site 20% cooler!!
'Her Imperious Condescension' What a wonderful royal title! So exquisite!

t)(ats fuckin crazy i didnt even know t)(e talkin )(orses could be lesbians
Oh, I cannot wait to tell Twilight about you wonderful trolls! (And rub it in her face that I discovered you first...)

damn. i was rig)(t to like )(er
I do actually swear but I have to do it under my breath because I don't wish Sweetie Belle to pick up on my very few filthy habits!
Very important to keep your skin hydrated and protected from the sun! No matter one's age.

AS PROMISED. BORING. PLAIN. BOG-STANDARD. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF "BARE FUCKING MINIMUM." UNLIKE THE OBNOXIOUS, SWAGGERING SHOWBOATS WHO SHOWED UP IN SIXTEEN LAYERS OF NEON GOSSAMER FOR MY BULB-SEARING PLEASURE. SIGH. SAY HI IF YOU'RE HERE, I GUESS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A9803F4D8B82.JPG #MIDNIGHTCITYGALA

even though im extremely sick dont forget to celebrate #megidomay day 6 by ramming your head into some walls as if you have our superior horn shape! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, concussionplay, bedridden!rankmaid, archive rating: G)

good evening chittr! i am quite under the weather i am sitting next to a giant pile of tissues 0n0 i heard there was a gala tonight while i was recuping off my sickness! did anything interesting happen that i might like to know (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, mysterious stranger, meet cutes, formal wear, archive rating: G)
i broke a nail so a man gotta die rn

B3 2trong 3nough to b3 g3ntl3.

[|87 :: That statement ;mpl;es you are a chaser. 1 would class;fy you as a hunter ;nstead.

EXACTLY. THEY JUST TEND TO PRETEND THEY FUCKIN’ AREN’T.

yahoo!
Hello chittr~! Remember I'm alψays gorgeous, and you are also alψays gorgeous~!! #slayeveryday #beautiful #gorgeous #ψokeuplikethis
perschoallnly.. i'd prefer if rude beaches ψho dont effin knoψ me didn't comment on my chitts. "dont kiss kiss at me tyrant" orcay so like youre not ψhale-come here aschoally. #notavaguepostyouknoψexactlyψhoyouare 🙄🙄🙄
we need to get the area 51 raid guy onto scientology speedruns

make sure you crank that swag dial today its hump day

a gill cant post bout yearnin for snacks cuz fugly mfs alwaves run to da comments like em mugs dont put ma lusus to shame #fullshade

▼gog tell me about it▲ ▼chittr reminds me we should make the trials harder so less of these guys exist▲
>([thank you for your patronage.]
it genuinely feels like i haven't properly slept before i got that thing! ( ´ ▽ ` )
>([alright. that will be 1.25.]

(( but not really bc ic blocking is a little overzealous atm

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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER NEW PLANET. I’M GONNA BLOW UP SOME MOUNTAINS.

four and five were next to eaCh other. four and five are also kismeses. Could hear shit blowin' up before i'd even turned the Corner. hatelove wins. ^◡^
⚇ if any of my students are reading. ⚇ you can get an advance on tomorrow's schoolfeeding. ⚇ with this one: ⚇ Conviction 33:28 ⚇ "Becoming head of the church ain't just some easy peasy shit, my sister. You gotta show you're willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING. Your name, your prior title, your lusus and your paint pattern is just a few of the motherfuckin' things you give up. You wanna gun for the big chair? You gotta show that your principle is motherfuckin' MONEY." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
you're so right. NOW THIS IS WHAT I LIKE TO READ! scars teach best what a motherfucker's too deaf to hear. FUCKING GENIUS! thanks for reminding me. :o)

I'√e been con√inced. Hilarities and Re√elries are some of my preferred b%ks so perhaps I should start there "For the mask you wear is not deception but motherfucking RE√ELATION; in donning it you become more yourself than you e√er were bare-faced. Blessed be the bold, who do not SHINK from their own reflection, but embrace it - e√en when it grins back with TEETH." ~ Hilarities 72:3 "The louder thy laughter, the brighter thy place beneath the eternal lights." ~ Re√elries 102:13 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture

Okay, one more of my fa√ourites, then I ha√e to prepare for my show "And lo the Carni√al was not built in silence but in laughter and thunder; and it was decreed that no √oice raised in TRUTH would be cast out, whether it be sang, screamed, or howled." ~ Ringleaders: 10:87 #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture

xx_okay_but_wut_if_i_wanna_hang_xx

then how will an7one know 7ou're strong?

thanks

im recovwered (im not) i just cant be in a cupe for more than a day. broken bones be damned.
And it''s nice to meet you as well Doctor, Freeman!
AH! Appologies but my AI is rather limited... I believe I cover it more extensively in my "Pinned Chitt" as it were ha ha!
AH! Hello Gordon! Yes it seems that one of "Moderators" has taken quite the shine to ole Dr. Coomer (PHD) and given me three badges! Try not to be jealous Gordon! Green is my color remember Ha Ha!
Roger that.

:33< light the tnt boom no purroblem

:33< tnt can solve a lot of purroblems
that's what i'm saying. highbloods have it a bit too good. :/ ♪
they can't keep taking away things for me to throw at creeps. it is my gog-given right to hurl a chair as hard as i can at a catcaller. #violence ♪
sorry if i seem violence-bound. this place fucking sucks. ♪

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a60b4c9728d3.jpg gala hang0ver healing

ALSO, YOU TRY NOT PUTTING ON A FEW POUNDS WHEN YOU’VE GOT WHOLE WORLDS OF CATTLE TO FEAST ON. I’VE LEANED OUT SINCE THEN.
Ⓧ Okay it's under control. All roaches accounted for. Especially Britny. Ⓧ
¡f you not at the gym rn what are you even do¡ng bro #r¡sengr¡nd
When your hope is slowly dying And your future's lost its rights Raise up your bat and face the fright Let's knock 'em dead into the night #lyricposting

i know social media / makes people / kinda turn into a caricature of themselves / i hope talking to me / feels like / well / talking to me

The ruler of the universe (BMO) loves you!!

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU APOLOGIZING, KID? WHATEVER THE FUCK’S UP WITH YOU, THAT AIN’T HOW YOU WIN.

Time is an illusion that helps things make sense So we are always living in the present tense It seems unforgiving when a good thing ends But you and I will always be back then You and I will always be back then #Lyrics

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1T'S 4LW4YS 4 GOOD 1D34 TO SOC14L1Z3 SOM3T1M3S! BUT 1F YOU'R3 NOT UP FOR 1T TH3R3'S NOTH1NG WRONG W1TH TH4T TOO. >:]

so fuckin true.

existence is cruel knowin t)(ere's cool sexy rocker c)(erubs i couldve been forced to serve labor under against t)(e inevitable mac)(inations of complex forces beyond my control surroundin paradox space as opposed to- na)(, i s)(ant say it. id say )(ed s)(ow up and gimmie s)(it for it, but yadda yadda already )(ere.
I suppose I should give myself a proper introduction to pin already! I'm Serenity, assistant and outreach specialist to The Mayor of Midnight City! In our little slice of space we pride ourselves on diversity. You may notice I'm a living example of it, being cloned from both carapacian and human DNA! A fact that I pride myself on! Personally when I'm not helping bring the Light of Democracy to the reaches of space, I'm your average ordinary girl! I enjoy a good romance novel and engage in the sacred time tested cultural practice of watching anime! I also enjoy boxing and desert motocross as hobbies! I hope we all can get to know each other very well, chittr! (Views expressed by this account do not necessarily reflect that of the Municipality of Midnight City.) https://i.postimg.cc/FRrcNKvZ/Just-Lil-Ol-Me.png
☣-🗡-@UNDYINGdESCENDENT 1ST TIME DRAWING A CHERUB SRRY IF I DID YOU DIRTY HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XTCDfnrr/2026-05-04-11X-kLEKI.PNG #VIREXASDOODLES/=

D --> Gala outfit #zahhakvisage #midnightcitygala ((Art by @kingGreed !)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a074b38907ef.png
⛧remember the mantra. 'just you and me, nothing personal' dont think about it, stay calm, it wasnt your fault, you did what you had to do. hope the next one dies clean. #instructional #violence⛧
Agreed, 💯 TECHNOLOGY IS BEHIND.
@undyingDescendent https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d82415cba1a2.PNG

Finn!
spending ψave to long trying to spell something and it don't ψork BOAT ψHEN I PUN? THERE IT IS.
Autocorrect you pun hating beach. FINNY NAUT FUNNY.
Hello, and welcome to Troll Fighting Game Community Radio, and yeah, you didn't block that To start off the night just right, we have: a cover of Love The Subhuman Self, by Jen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h4TLihlNCc

i'm feelin' pretty Chipper post-nap, aCtually! ^◡^
Ran out of requests, drew myself. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa883ccbe3c5.PNG

Beep boop bap beep bop

࣪⊹₊˚{ omg, TRUE???? }^7^{ #REGLUB }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ https://i.ibb.co/8nwHVhxq/DEATH.jpg }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Yes it is BMO hehe

I am BMO :D

ᐖ ᑈASE FANᑈLUB NAOW NO ZOMG ᑈASEY FANGLUB !!!!1!!! ᐛ

ᐖ I LIEK THAT LIL YELLOW THANG X3 ᐛ
Myne apologies for being maudlyn, but thys song hath styrred somethyng wythyn... https://open.spotify.com/track/3PYdxIDuBIuJSDGwfptFx4?si=R0yGEAhxRjGDAMlybHE8sA
Hopefully, maybe my scientists might be able to find a solution.

https://i.imgur.com/2l0IriA.jpeg @chillerAficionado 🥰🥰🥰💐💐

o| I DoN'T ThInK He fInDs iT VeRy sExY, i jUsT BiTe hIm fOr tHe sAkE Of iT |o
if you identify parschoally as a gill then you count and you look very bad ass!
Hitting cancel on reply and not post ψill be the bane of my existence forever, aschoally.
i think this is good enough [A picture of a rapidly assembled fit for the Gala. It's sara in a fancy, simple, jade-green dress.] #midnightcitygala

you're so good friend don't even worry about it ;) someone around here gotta enjoy the horrors even if that guy ain't me

nah different horrors but i appreciate the support

🥹🥹🥹🥹🦎💝🎁 🦎💝🫵

🗡🐦⬛🐕➡️🎁🪓➡️ 🦎😋 🦎🤗🤗💛💛🤝🗡🐦⬛🐕

I don’t think I’m living up to my full ¢lown potential, I ¢ould be doing twi¢e a$$$$ mu¢h ¢o¢aine, murder, and vandali$$$m if I lo¢k in
sLeEpInG ThRoUgH My dReAmS Of fUcKiNg yOu So hErE GoEs eVeRyThInG At oNcE tUrN ThIrTy-sOmEtHiNg sTiLl hAvEn't lEaRnEd hOw tO RoLl a bLuNt BuT I ShOw hOw yOu tO SmOkE OuT Of a sOdA CaN i'lL HoLd iT OvEr yOuR HeAd 'TiLl yOu oVeRsTaNd.. uP! PuLl yOuR PaNtS Up, YoU DoN'T LoVe mE, yOu oNlY LeT Me fUcK CaUsE YoUr mAn sUcKs ~~~~~~~~ AnD SwEeTeR ThAn cOtToN CaNdY rOcKiNg cAnDiEs bEnEaTh tHaT SwEaTsUiT sToP ThE FaNtAsY, hErE CoMeS ThE GuEsT, wHo? yUp, ThAt's rIgHt, CaMe aNd cHeCk tHaT MiC lEt tHe rEsT Go fIgHt, CaUsE YoUr dReSs iS So tIgHt If iT'S FrEsH ThEy bItE, bUt iF It's dOpE ThEy sWaLlOw AnD I'Ll bE DaMnEd iF I DoN'T GiVe yOu a mOuThFuL sHe tHiNkS I'M FlY I ThInK ShE'S WaRm (Uh-hUh) aNd yOu kNoW ThE NoRm aNy pOrT In tHe sToRm ~~~~~~~~ HtTpS://YoUtU.Be/mRxBhDs1aQo?sI=Bt-tUwQvD3GhBwWl #lYrIcPoStInG

:33< thank mew!
⍙vV-bLoOd bLoOd bLoOd! So pReTtY ReD ReD ReD! t˄sTe lIkE IrOn. T˄StE LiKe s˄lT. bUt nOt eNoUgH To kEeP /V\e ˄VV˄Y! #ViOlEnCe ?-Vv⍙

◌ https://i.postimg.cc/J7PvGy1J/Untitled280-20260504002236.png My attire for tomorrow's gala. (((Ooc: Art by me 👌))) ⧂

holy shit????

damn. t)(ats style.
🐾how do yoU measUre the qUality of my PUNs? a ''sighs''mograPh! hehe,
see this is why i should just form a girls club in the middle of the jungle
fuck man im in th3 d3s3rt what you m3an it whisk3d m3 i think i got shot out by it
<action; statement input; statement: the second-h& embarrassment of reading this near|y hurt as much as insta||ation did input; statement: which is quite a feat />
I'VE COMPLETED MY FEAST. [IMG DESC: It's an image of what looks like the wooden floor of an abandoned cabin. There are blood smears on the ground and some animal bones.] #BLOOD. #GORE. #MANLYSHIT. #FEASTFORALORD.
I SEE. SOME PEOPLE ARE #WHIMSYPOSTING. (HA HA. SEE. I DID. THE HASHTAGS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY. BY IMPLEMENTING IT. INTO MY POST.) AND I WOULD LIKE TO REGALE THE CHAT. WITH TALES. OF MY OWN WHIMSY. TODAY. I GOT TO "HANG" WITH DIRK'S HORSE. HE HAS TOLD ME. THAT HORSES ARE TO NEVER BE EATEN. EVEN THOUGH THE SEEM. LIKE THE PERFECT SIZE AND COMPOSITION. FOR FEASTING. I WILL ADMIT. THAT THIS BEAST. IS "PLEASANT". AND IT WILL GROW TO BE ONE OF MY BRILLIANT PAWNS.

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[|87 :: Th;s can be arranged, w;ll do!

#ILikeThatIMadeYouMadWithSoLittle #ThisIsFunForMe #FlapYourUselessMouthpartsMoreForMe #WageCuck

Imgchest is back. #birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a84b2c5ee78b.png

full of breakfast friday
HONK HONK MOTHER FUCKERS :O) HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/CONTROL1/736X/D5/C6/69/D5C669884FA3C5DBDB4C594E0781790E.JPG
II ju2t wanted two 2how off my new DJ deck, and 2ee your opiiniion2... II wa2 haviing trouble2 wiith my double2 of hou2e/old 2chool techno/trance/aciid miixe2, becau2e 2ome of the 2ong2 iin my 2et2 would end nearly at the 2ame tiime, thii2 deck let2 me add more layer2. 2tiill gettiing u2ed two iit though, and II am not liikiing BeeRato Pro, II thiink iit kiinda 2uck2, II thiink II'll 2tiill be u2iing the human open 2ource DJ 2oftware MIIXXX for my 2et2 but II diid have two ediit the controller fiile a biit for my own need2. http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/b092d665187e.png Anyone el2e enjoy a liittle beat matchiing and chiill viibe2?

:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!!! :33 < mewr so right!!
That's the Mann Co quality gurantee, right there!
Tonight's view. I wish I knew how to take betteRx photos. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f9fce3a6396.png ᝰ
Boss had 𝑴𝒆 𝑰n th𝒆 da𝑴n contrapt𝑰on 𝒆arl𝑰𝒆r but 𝑰 th𝑰nk 𝑰 pull𝒆d 𝑰t off ᕙ(͡°‿ ͡°)ᕗ https://𝑰.gyazo.co𝑴/03a28920aabcff𝒆19395d689a03d9a2d.png #nsfw #blood ☼

look at him bby! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae98d88704eb.jpg
the block button n i r gonna have anbeuautifil fall weddin
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/thisIsMannCo.PNG Posting live from the REAL MANN CO OFFICES
WHENEVER I WALK INTO A HOUSE THAT SHIT IS NOW HAUNTED KEEP ME OFF THE ROOF OTHERWISE ILL SET THIS BITCH ON FIRE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW

RANKMAID. RIDE IT. RIDE YOUR GIFT RANKMAID
EatIIng a comIIcally large 2andwIIch.

I'M BEATING STRIDER UP TOMORROW AND GETTING MY FUCKING PALMHUSK BACK. GOODNIGHT.

confession dont get mad i used to go on roleplay roulette sites as "writhing mass of tentacles" (tags: The Rankmaid/Confessions, #nsfw, archive rating: E)

I need too get ooff Chittr and kill a guy tbh. Maybe twoo even. Perhaps even three
They say my hunger's a problem. They tell me to curb my appetite. #lyrics
Got the firzzt pic from the zzhoot back! There zzhoul8 be a few more coming back zzoon httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/119080209_5mqX8kHCBkIzOVa.png?1777413899 ~♬

[|87 :: "1 th;nk 1 fell ;n love 1 th;nk 1 fell ;n love w;th 1 th;nk 1 fell ;n love W;th a monster Stra;tjacket hang;n off the edge of your van;ty Don't be scared, you can seek asylum ;n my ;nsan;ty Well aware that your fam;ly and your fr;ends a;n't a fan of me 1 don't care, 1 don't care, 1 want you Stay w;th you even ;f you need a lobotomy 1 won't stare at your scars, just remember the thought of me When you're t00 far gone, 1'll be hold;n the memory of you 'Cause 1 st;ll want you" #lyr;cpost;n #yearn;n #horror

X I DO NOT take kindly to people trying to poison my customers. ——[cmallieEntertainment has posted a video]—— (It’s security footage of someone looking around and suspiciously adding something from their pocket to a batch of drugs. About fifteen seconds after Callie can be seen sprinting into the shot, grabbing them by the sides of their head, and effortlessly ripping their head off their shoulders] #violence #gore x

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Lik£, slow day for TR at lik£, Cl£mti & co. Lik£, only thinking about lik£, th£ important things!! Buying n£w cloth£s, lik£, watching my boss writh£ and lik£, sw£at and lik£, tr£mbl£ b£n£ath my h££l! Lik£, trying out a n£w styl£ mayb£? ;P #nsfw

thank you a lot.

I was asked to elaborate... on my power. Uhm. Meionics is an extraordinarily rare and poorly understood psionic mutation primarily associated with tactile-empathic resonance centered around reproductive tissue. Unlike conventional psionics, which tend toward communion with animals, insectoid organisms, or instinctive emotional impressions, Meionics functions through the detection and interpretation of bioelectric and hormonal activity originating from living genital structures. The ability does not allow direct mind reading. Instead, it interprets involuntary physiological and neurological responses with terrifying precision, creating something closer to an invasive emotional echolocation system than telepathy. A practitioner of Meionics can distinguish living tissue from artificial recreations almost instantly. Prosthetics, molded replicas, taxidermy, cloned flesh without active neural activity, and detached organs all produce “dead” or hollow signals. Living tissue emits a constant psychic resonance that experienced Meionics users describe as layered pulses of instinct, hormonal fluctuation, bloodflow rhythm, muscular tension, and subconscious emotional states. Arousal, fear, aggression, stress, shame, deception, illness, intoxication, and even exhaustion can subtly alter these signals. This made Meionics unexpectedly valuable to the Empire. Imperial intelligence divisions discovered that trained Meionics users could identify disguised infiltrators, detect hidden biological passengers aboard vessels, expose body doubles using artificial anatomy, and distinguish living organisms hidden within cargo or machinery. Smugglers attempting to bypass scans with prosthetics or cloned disguises often failed against Meionics inspection. The ability became particularly useful in anti-assassination efforts after several incidents involving surgically altered agents attempting to impersonate nobility or military personnel. The downside is catastrophic sensory overload. Living population centers are unbearable to most Meionics users. Crowds generate an incomprehensible storm of overlapping psychic signals that can cause migraines, panic episodes, dissociation, seizures, or violent mental breaks. Even proximity to a single highly emotional individual can become distracting or painful. Military barracks, public transit systems, feeding pits, and lowblood districts are often described by sufferers as psychic torture chambers. Because of this, severe isolation is common. Specialized environments are often constructed to dull the sensory strain. Lead-lined chambers, insulated hive walls, hormonal masking compounds, and signal-confusion environments filled with artificial decoys are used to muddy incoming resonance. Some users surround themselves with false anatomical signals or engineered organisms specifically bred to create harmless psychic “static” that dampens stronger incoming impressions. Communication through Meionics is technically possible, though unreliable and deeply invasive. Skilled users can intentionally project emotional states through controlled muscular and hormonal manipulation, allowing crude exchanges of instinctive information between compatible individuals. These exchanges are less like spoken conversation and more like transmitting emotional weather patterns directly into another nervous system. Misinterpretation is common. Prolonged exposure can create unhealthy emotional dependencies or identity confusion between participants. Many trolls consider Meionics obscene. Not necessarily because of its subject matter, but because it bypasses social performance entirely. Meionics users often become unsettlingly good at identifying insecurity, attraction, fear, dishonesty, or suppressed emotion regardless of what someone says aloud. This creates an atmosphere of paranoia around them. Some see them as freaks. Others see them as useful monsters. A few develop disturbing fascinations with them. Among underground psionic researchers, there are rumors that advanced Meionics practitioners eventually stop interpreting signals individually and instead perceive entire populations as vast interconnected emotional ecosystems of hunger, violence, reproductive instinct, and fear. Most records regarding long-term exposure outcomes remain classified by imperial authorities. As far as I know, I am the last living user of Meionics. @technicallyTimaeus I think this is helpful information based on inquiries I believe you were making following the Shades Incident. Uhm. #nsfw #bulgescience

X I have no idea, I’m overseeing construction today, doing admin work for the facilities tomorrow, Wednesday I’m going on a date, thursday is fight night, friday is bender day, so MAYBE saturday if I’m not too obliterated still #substance x

in fairness i never really started counting and a lot of the time i dissociate completely when im culling but i do also have like an 80 sweep head start on you :P

aw how cute, you can still keep count!
Public statement, we as drones, robots, ais, whatever else do NOT associate with the tv man seen around here. He WAS human and therefore totally lame, sucks, and deserves to be lumped in with the rest of them. #specificposting cause i don't care if he sees this.

boooo. we hate. your pussy. #nsfw ish. i guess.
SOME OF YOU FREAKS ARE VIOLENT. PROPS TO YOU ALL. ALTHOUGH, IT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO WHAT I HAVE SEEN AND WHAT I HAVE DONE. :)

i s)(arpen my nails against actual grindstone. first i break my nails and t)(en i scratc)( t)(e stone up for a solid 5 )(ours. t)(en i get my manicure on. every time i do t)(at, t)(ey only get )(arder, and s)(arper. like fully studded knives. been doin t)(at for millenia. aint ever unarmed.
i knew it would but that movie has me feeling very nostalgic. maybe enough to ramble into the void that is chittr about personal matters i dont often share.
+WAOWEE thats ... extreme !!! MAYBE not for me but good 4 u !?! [':)]+

Who needs geni⟡alia when you have Novel⟡y Shades Collec⟡ion Check ou⟡ ⟡hese bad boys h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/dd9f3d99d36e.jpg ==⟢

blood-red longhorn beetle >X3 https://pictureinsect.com/wiki-image/1080/153456561597972515.jpeg

awww look at thiss one!!! so cute >XO #beetleposting #bugposting https://www.cerambyx.uochb.cz/assets/img/taxa/rosalia_alpina_1.jpg

i wanna purrticipate in #beetleposting!! https://canopytower.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/acrocinus-longimanus-1-800x530.jpg
I wiSh SOme Of yOu never LearneD hOw tO type Or pOSt imaGeS tO the internet.

"bulgeposting" is out. "bugeposting" is in. you agree. rechitt.

take me down. to the beetle. city. where the. dirt is damp. and. the girls. have jelly. #beegleposting

i'm not gonna participate in this one / but have fun / good luck

i dont. care. about your. bulge. look at. my bugs. #beetleposting #bugposting https://www.minnesotaseasons.com/Insects/Large/E/end_band_net-winged_beetle_05.jpg

Imagine me dead on the floor thats how I feel now

bulges are fun cause if i get angry i can RIP ----EM OFF AND T)(-E LONG-----ER? T)(-E B----------------------ETTA!!!! #nsfw
do it! its pretty fun actually

Sometimes I want to build a nuclear reactor.

malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! REASON: Phone reached terminal velocity and collided with cliff face. #icoffline

^^ So many of you assume you're soooo much more important than you actually are. It's cute! ^^

FUCK IT W-----E BALL!!!!
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME I TRULY FEEL A BIT OF A GROWING PIT OF MY STOMACH. I DIDN'T EXPECT ANY OF MY KIDS TO SEE MY VERY MATURE POSTS OR MY INABILITY TO HOLD BACK THE HATE THIS SITE BRINGS OUT OF ME.. ANYWAYS LIKE MY WIFE LOVES TO SAY IN TIMES LIKE THESE "FUCK IT WE BALL".
][ Troll Uno Is A Game Of Skill And Luck. That Being Said, It's A Bullshit Game. I Hate It. I Always Lose. ][
the trick tꙮ being a gꙮꙮd villain is tꙮ always admit tꙮ it when yꙮu're wrꙮng, which is never. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
the #bit is everything
Scent posting is gr8 until you have to figure out how to explain how spiders smell.

every scent posted so far has been logged for future fic requests to ensure realism i am not above rpf i have already posted rpf i will post rpf again keep #scentposting (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, scentplay, archive rating: M)

:33< awe yeah sw33t! :33< *the mighty huntress goes back to purrlaying with the yarn*
poptarts ranked 4 @undyingDescendent i ended up taking this very seriously actually https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/24/image_2026-04-25_001006688.png
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𓁺 R34LLY N33D TH1S 1ND1GO TO G3T OFF MY BULG3 4BOUT HOW 1'M DO1NG MY 1NT3RROG4T1ONS. 1 PROM1S3 YOU 1 C4N T3LL WH3N TH3Y'R3 LY1NG 1T M4K3S 1T 34S13R FOR 3V3RYON3 1F TH3Y DON'T G3T 1NVOLV3D. 𓁺
... Speaking o+f shirt stealing, that gives me an idea~
lMao one of theM greaser aMporas just followeD Me. DreaM on, SHRIMP
II heard they are goiing to start haviing robots boxiing. At lleast II thiink so. There was thiis TV show called somethiing lliike the Twiilliight Zone, and iin an epiisode there was boxiing robots. =:O

(°. i wish i actually went t𖦹 #fightnight ... easily accessible fresh bl𖦹𖦹d .... --> #drinkerp𖦹sting .°)

rec0vering fr0m thurzday night eventz it w0u1d zeem.

i mean theyre all gone right its not like knowing how exactly he died will make everything else abt it make sense

Listen. Wooin' dames is easy. All you gotta do is make good food, have good convo by actually readin' a fuckin' book, and show 'em ya get shit done. Simple as dat. Now, some dames got some real fire in 'em, and those ya gotta play by ear. Some, sure, shoot yer shot,but others ya gotta leave well enough alone 'cause they got their own shit ta' sort out.
camembert says hi. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/201b84b66044.png

ka ch o w
A valuable lesson I've earned rigt now: Never accept alcohol from a pirte. Another valuable lesson: i see the appeal of fighting for hate. #substance

R4NKM41D JUST DROPS CONC3PTS TH4T 1MM3D14D3TLY M4K3 YOUR TH1NKP4N TURN ON 4 D1M3 4ND TH3N JUST L34V3S L1K3 SOM3 SORT OF N1NJ4 H1TT1NG YOU W1TH PO1SON D4RTS FULL OF HORNY THOUGHTS TH4T YOU H4DN'T CONS1D3R3D 4ND 4R3 NOW T4K1NG YOUR BR34TH 4W4Y. FUCK. #NSFW

i spaCed out fer a 6ood four hours so uh... oops.

:33 < nyes :33 < this isn't a fight. its an assassination

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT BIG DAWGS, ALPHAHAS, SIGMAS, AND CHILLER MUTHAHAFUCKERS. OFFICIAL #FIGHTNIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT. THAHAT SHIT'S STARTING A LITTLE LATER, YOU SHOULD BE THERE. SHIT'S GONNA BE MUTHAHAFUCKING MAGICAL. :o) SEE YOU THERE AT 6PM EST.

What was it? These hands are rated e for everyone?

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GET HIS ASS.

[|87 :: Head;n back to the off;ce to gather some suppl;es for #f;ghtn;ght. The doctor w;ll arr;ve shortly!
Really been getting into the apocalypse lately. might send a meteor to someone's hive.
> you already KNOW my a22 12 gonna be at F1ght N1ght 2 #f1ghtn1ght (lmk 1f you do have any quad feel1ng2 beforehand becau2e beat1ng the 2h1t out of a future quadmate would be k1nda wack) <
There was once a time in which I was... Well, honestly, a little o8sessed with the concept of the one, true, irreplacea8le Alpha timeline. Perhaps seeking the relevance I was never allowed within our own narrative, or feeling I was owed it after... Well, I'm not going to put anyone on 8last for the sweeps on sweeps of interpersonal drama. Anyway! My point. I had, at one time, dismissed the possi8ilities held 8y other timelines as mere happenstance. Curiosities, irrelevant against the gr8er picture of the Alpha. Realizing that none of that actually, truly matters was very, very freeing. Allowing oneself to grow attached to those you would've simply dismissed as a single of a vast multitude, not 8othering to see the intricacies that might set them apart, and even outright refusing to see the possi8ility in those far-flung offshoots that wear our names and faces 8ut in different tints and hues. It's all such a fascin8ing wealth of possi8ility and inform8ion! I'm kicking myself a little 8it for treating all of it- And, as much as it pains me to say it, all of those that fall under that um8rella- as something unimportant. That all said, my archives are getting rather 8eefy. I should look into digital storage, perhaps, 8ut the novelty of having all of this in a physical, tactile medium is just too appealing.
It’s #fightnight again? Alright, cool. I’ll be doin’ my owvn curated thing again, then. So hit me up if you wvanna wvrestle. Drawvin’ blood is fine, but this is just for sport, yeah? Also, if you got pitch intentions. Just givwe me the heads up beforehand. Gotta swvitch gears if I’m gonna romance ya proper. Cheers.

It to+o+k a very lo+ng time to+ ratio+nalize the stark difference between "breeding" as the general term fo+r the respo+nsibilities o+f tho+se o+f the Jade caste, then subsequently the heavy burden o+f the matrio+rb, and the human definitio+n which seems much mo+re pleasant to+ do+. #nsfw

FIGHT NIGHT FIGHT3R2 #fightnight #throwdownthur2day Pl3a23 fill thi2 out if you'r3 planning on fighting in tonight'2 3v3nt, thank2 http2://tally.2o/r/XxR553
...I really don't get the appeal of #fightnight...but go ahead knock each other's pans out I guess??? ...more people for drones to make targets of than me.
MR BEAST IS GETTING SUED?!? ?_? THANK GOD????

EVERYWHERE I LOOK TONIGHT, IT'S #BREEDING THIS, #BREEDING THAT. #BREEDING ACROSS THE WHOLE BULB-SEARING EXPANSE OF THIS FERMENTING #NSFW WASTELAND, STRETCHING TO THE BURNING HORIZON. LET ME BE ABUNDANTLY FUCKING CLEAR: THERE IS NO #BREEDING HAPPENING, HERE. I AM BREEDING DISCONTENT. I AM BREEDING CONTEMPT. COPIOUSLY. VIGOROUSLY. WITH EVERY WIRE-TAUT FIBER IN MY HATE-FILLED CORPUS. TO DEATH.

C0ncept: C0urtin' th' Tenebr0us S0rt Pitch-thick air trapped bet\/\/\/\/een them in the lo\/\/\/\/ belly of the ship, hot \/\/\/\/ith cigar sm0ke and the scent of brine dragged in fr0m the storm 0utside. His laughter cuts through the cabin first, cruel and b0oming, only to break apart \/\/\/\/hen her h0rns crack hard against his in open challenge. Hea\/\/y rings scrape against her \/\/\/\/rists as he catches her hands bef0re she can sh0\/\/e him again, though neither of them pretends the struggle is meant to end. The \/\/\/\/alls gr0an \/\/\/\/ith the sea beneath them \/\/\/\/hile their \/\/oices rise louder still, argument f0lding seamlessly int0 something intimate and \/\/enomous. A shattered bottle leaks dark liquor across the flo0rb0ards beside discarded coats and a rifle carelessly kicked beneath the table. She spits insults \/\/\/\/ith en0ugh force to dra\/\/\/\/ blood from her 0\/\/\/\/n bitten lip, and he \/\/\/\/ipes the streak of \/\/iolet a\/\/\/\/ay \/\/\/\/ith his thumb like a treasured thing. E\/\/ery touch bet\/\/\/\/een them feels half a second a\/\/\/\/ay fr0m \/\/iolence. E\/\/ery glare lingers to0 long to truly be hatred. He cr0\/\/\/\/ds her back\/\/\/\/ard against the edge 0f the na\/\/igati0n table, en0rmous hands braced 0n either side of her \/\/\/\/hile she stares up at him \/\/\/\/ith open contempt sharpened int0 hunger. The g0ld in his eyes burns bright beneath the dim cabin lights. Her cla\/\/\/\/s drag sl0\/\/\/\/ly do\/\/\/\/n the front of his chest, catching 0n fabric, medals, and skin. He grins at the damage like a man being decorated f0r \/\/\/\/ar. "You ruin e\/\/ery room you enter," she gr0\/\/\/\/ls. "And yet you foll0\/\/\/\/ me into e\/\/ery single one," he replies. 0utside, thunder rolls acr0ss black \/\/\/\/ater. Inside, identical laughter rises bet\/\/\/\/een them again, ugly and adoring all at once. (Tags: The Dualscar/Rankmaid, #rankbait, #pitchfilled, blackr0m, \/\/iolent de\/\/0tion, hatred as intimacy, sead\/\/\/\/eller r0mance, st0rmb0und yearning, archi\/\/e rating: M)
She said I'm her Matesprit........ In o+ther news, the clo+set I'm hiding in while typing this just go+t mistaken fo+r a do+o+r to+ the o+utside. My sho+p is at the edge o+f a desert. Apparently I'm glo+wing and blushing so+ brightly, my emplo+yees tho+ught that the there was a SUN behind the do+o+r... Maybe this mo+rtifying experience wasn't all bad, after all?
== horn == == live wire == == ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ==

fuck 1 can’t stop laugh1ng, rankma1d 1s the best and 1s l1terally carry1ng th1s place on her back l1ke that human de1ty f1gure and the cross

wait why would i hate that :( thats actually fuckin AWESOME op good 4 u!!!
A L0T 0F SWEAT PASSI0N AND INTENT I THINK!!!! 🐺

STAY BACK STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM #MyAmulet
i rUn a cIrUs :0) dIs mE hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/15436130_MiNrQhWwOqIy7uV.PnG
Yeah but we aaaaaalsays gO tO the carnival, gOds fOrbid a girl wants variety in its life n shit. It’s the spice Of life
sometimes I consider vviolence again
you fight back for naught im simply stronger and my desire to eat your heart ovverpowwers reason i dont notice the wwhole torn in my torso at your behest its too late the light in your eyes is fading fast but you catch my gaze wwe fall in lovve our blood pools on your chest swwirlin together in awwful slurry a rusty muck and regal vviolet almost looks fuchsia wwith blurred vvision from blood loss i go unconscious before youre fully dead comforted by the sounds a your pumper slowwly comin to a dead stop then i wwake up an eat it the end #nsfww #gore

[|87 :: Counterargument, ;f 1 went to a carn;val 1 would be turned ;nto chunky paste.

[|87 :: https://med;a1.tenor.com/m/mgYBDuabNsUAAAAd/off-to-destroy-people-mulan.g;f
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, a𝚿e w⚙︎nder wha⚓︎ f☸⚙︎d ⚓︎he𝚿 be havin' a⚓︎ figh⚓︎ nigh⚓︎. Scraଳ mea⚓︎ fr❀m ⚓︎he l☸sers? #g❀re ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:・.☠
>([puttin in a #alf nook effort today yall #nsfw]
Thii2 ii2 what the neko catgiirl II hang out wiith tell2 me ii2 normal #viiolence
Get a less boring bit. You know who you are.

yeah, that's just hatebot! his vitriol spand generations. ignore him, hehe 8J

[|87 :: 1 w;ll accept th;s g;ft w;th great honor!

[|87 :: Now th;s ;s someth;n 1 can get beh;nd!

Oonce we get too delete chitts The Great Kryqus Crashoout is gooing too be loost media but until then i am gooing too looook oon it ooccasioonally soo i will always be reminded oof my past mistakes

alright wwe got the guy @gutsyGumshoe

NEVER KILL YOuRSELF YOuRSELF. IF YOu ARE LuCKY. YOu WILL MEET A WOMAN FAILuRE. WHO HAS A FAT. SWEATILY REARING HOG OF AN ASS. THICK ENOuGH TO DO IT FOR YOu. WHICH. I GuESS. IS WORTH ENOuGH TO PuT uP WITH THIS STuPID BAKA LIFE. https://i.imgur.com/spbKSZM.png PHOTO CREDIT COLLAB. WITH ONEECHAN - @archiveAddict

[|87 :: Mold;n flesh and bone for the glor;es of combat! oh ;ts a th;n of beauty ;sn't ;t?
Ahem. Brain bleed. I'm fine. All tidied up. I suppose I will be attending this webinar in my god-jamas. :|
†) DUNNAE WORRY, CUN7. AH'LL BE 7HAR. :o) (†

-=[ HHHAHAAHAA_☺]=-
FUUG SELF BURN ENEVERMIND.

-=[ 0////0 ggnyeah ???_☺]=-

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Yes. #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

[|87 :: 1 w;ll ra;se you one better. Wear the su;t AND the skull necklace [|;7

:33 < equihiss has one!

:33 < i think mewr delusional and should be beaten by a rock

[|87 :: 1mag;ne th;nk;n that k;ndness ;s a debt to be pa;d. What a chud m;ndset.

[|87 :: Techn;cally you’re not wrong. 1 want you to g;ve me a real challenge of a pat;ent for me st;tch back up. [|;7

...oh tarnation.
(>>->) H3//0000000 ChItTr wHaT’S M0ThAfUcKiN P0PpIn HONK
I do like women that are easily flustered and a bit sensitive. Unfortunately, I do also like the ones that could be described as clinically insane. Though I know I am not strong enough to handle it. I merely observe from a respectful distance. #echochamber #dashwatching
Diary Entry #11 Well, it's a new day, and while I wasn't able to+ enjo+y any go+o+d drinks, last night, I was at least able to+ find so+meo+ne in the next to+wn o+ver who+ was willing to+ drive o+ut to+day, to+ help take a lo+o+k at, and po+ssibly reassemble my bike's engine. An added bo+nus being that she's actually so+meo+ne a client fro+m my 'upstairs sho+p' reco+mmended, so+ if they act o+ut o+f line, I can take it o+ut o+n her ass, the next time she has a sessio+n scheduled with me. And speaking o+f 'taking it o+ut o+n her ass', I had yet ano+ther vivid dream abo+ut Aranea, last night. It was a little bit hazy at parts, but fro+m what I recall, tho+se mo+ments were because I asked her to+ 'take all my wo+rries away', and she did so+ with enthusiasm~ I do+n't kno+w if I'm remembering the to+uch o+f her psychic influence clearly, o+r no+t, but I'm fairly certain I was able to+ recreate the sensatio+ns o+f having my mind emptied o+ut, befo+re being filled with her presence, and lo+sing myself fo+r the duratio+n o+f my dream in the simple jo+y o+f pleasing her, kneeling and servicing her... The slight pressure and happy pins and needles that came fro+m having her hand stro+king my head as I swallo+wed her do+wn to+ the base, and the shivers o+f ecstasy that ran do+wn my spine when she'd run her fingers thro+ugh my hair to+ pull me clo+ser while my to+ngue do+ve greedily inside o+f her, licking up every sweet dro+p fro+m her no+o+k~ To+ say no+thing o+f the way it felt to+ have her mo+ving me like a do+ll, so+ that she co+uld find her ideal angle, and filling me up with her bulge, while her hand wrapped aro+und my o+wn... O+bvio+usly, when I wo+ke up, the sheets needed to+ be changed, again, but that seems to+ be the no+rm, mo+re than the exceptio+n, these days. Ho+nestly, ever since that night at the casino+, it seems like my mind just wo+n't let go+ o+f the memo+ry o+f ho+w it felt to+ have her co+o+l palm o+n the small o+f my back. O+r the so+ft pressure that I felt with my arm wrapped aro+und hers. O+r the scent o+f her hair... Ho+nestly, if I weren't having to+ watch the fro+nt desk, while waiting fo+r my 11:30 appo+intment to+ walk in, I'd pro+bably be upstairs, right no+w, trying to+ relieve so+me o+f this desire that's been burning inside o+f me since I wo+ke up. The wo+rst thing abo+ut a wet dream yo+u can actually remember, is that yo+u can remember the event, but yo+u can't remember the physical pleasure that yo+u kno+w yo+ur bo+dy must have felt... But I guess I'll just have to+ stew in this feeling until later, when I'm do+ne with the tatto+o+ sho+p, at least. I sho+uld check to+ see if I have any clients fo+r to+night's upstairs business, tho+ugh. Maybe I'll be able to+ find an o+utlet o+f so+me kind, then. And if no+t, well, I may no+t have anything to+ drink in the fridge, but I definitely have so+me to+ys in my dresser drawers... Maybe I co+uld take so+me fun pictures, o+r a video+ fo+r her? O+r wo+uld that be to+o+ fo+rward? ((again, so+rry fo+r the co+ntinued diary po+sts and Po+rrim no+t being really aware o+f the larger site. i had the timing fo+r things misundersto+o+d, so+ yo+u all get at least a few mo+re entries like this, but I'm go+nna try and limit it to+ o+nce o+r twice a day, max. Feel free to+ respo+nd/make fun o+f/try to+ interact with Po+rrim, but just kno+w that she's still no+t aware o+f ho+w the no+tificatio+ns wo+rk, so+ fo+r no+w, it's just building up a deluge o+f things fo+r her to+ respo+nd to+ o+nce she IS made aware that this is all public.)) #nsfw

you 6ot a weird aura about you and i'm not sure how to even think about it...

some fish are mean and should shush :(

there's that sense o' dread a6ain..!
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
roll ovver for belly rubs fido
†) SHOULD AH BRING 7H' GIMP 7O FICH7 NICH7? I7'D BE LIKE... ENRICHMEN7. :o) (†
☥ha† would require having one. Bu† †hank you for †he sugges†ion.

I'm going to ignore the last post beclaws my sticks have arrived. C'mere hissing hobo in a trench coat. Your ass is mine. #tigerstickthursday

Troll Alexa, what do you do if you don't fully hate your kismesis.

X A secret handshake that ends in a highfive so smooth it breaks the sound barrier. That’s it, that’s the chit. x

...avoid bars, 6ot it...
Some of you are! A little bit scary on here!! ❣︎
^^getting (A)bsolutely sloshed right now y(A)y~>
†) 7HE GIMP'S BEEN MISBEHAVIN'. 7OO OWER MANY ESCAPE A77EMP7S. CHI77R, SHOULD I GONNAE BREAK BO7H O' I7S LEGS, OR BLIND I7 BY POPPIN' OO7 I7'S BULBS LIKE GRAPES WI7' MAH 7HUMBS? AH'M 7AKIN' A WEE POLL HERE. #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE (†

^^ Oh, that's cute. ^^

...so that's what they mean sayin' less is more. that did 6ive me a sense of forebodin'.

Troll Alexa, priority order 33 more sticks. #tigerstickthursday

AGAIN. CuNT.

Guns beam.
†) 7HE GIMP GO7 OO7 AGAIN. 7HIS IS GE77IN IRRI7A7IN'. AH'M GONNA DIG AROUND IN I7S SPONGE AGAIN WI7' 7H' ICE PICK, CLEARLY AH DIDNAE LOBO7OMIZE 7H' WEE CUN7 GULD ENOUCH. #NSFW #VIOLENCE #GORE #NSFWE (†

The artistry skill in itself is a 8igger dumpster fire than the su8ject at hand.

hoo do66y! mi6ht be a bunCha beasts workin' to6ether to pretend to be a hobo! keep yer wits about ya, stran6er.

y'never know. with their minds Combined...

You know what. Good idea. Where's the device sharpen.

dirk ate the cheesecake i left in tha fridge (it had my name on the lid!!!) so ill b beatin him w a broom #tigerstickthursday

[|87 :: Of course not, 1 am a troll of CULTURE. 1 mag dump at least 4 d;fferent f;rearms ;nto my trash bags on my property before d;sposal...best to make sure they don't ra;se from the dead aga;n.

Beating the hobo outside my shop with my floor cleaning device. #tigerstickthursday

B, C, D, G. BUT WE ALL KNOW WHO THE UNDISPUTED MONARCH OF THIS LIST IS. COURTESY OF MY DMS WITH DAVE STRIDER, HERE IS A DIAGRAM. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7521BB4381B1.JPG

Thanks, I think.

It's B and E. Don't ask how I know. I just know.























































































