Eridan Ampora
@cthonicAspirations
twwelvve and a half swweeps | "recently" revvivved | blitherin annoyin meat heads dni | dm me for wwarhammer mini comms
Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. This is a name that has become all too common in the dream bubbles, however you have long left the dream bubbles out of the torturous stagnation that is everyone you ever knew and everyone they are related to trapped in the same echo chamber of juvenile drama and obviously you are above such things. You reside on a form of EARTH, one inhabited by trolls, humans and carapacians alike. You found a hivestem by the sea in the TROLL TERRITORIES and plan to stay here. You have recently delved into a concerning number of nerdy hobbies, such as MAGIC THE GATHERING, FIDUSPAWN, DUNGEONS & DRAGONS and WARHAMMER 40K. Most of these are human-born, but you played their Alternian variants, such as LAIRS & LUSII, when every sweaty deodorant-allergic waste of space was still in human diapers, and not the kind they wear to the game store. You have been instrumental in spear heading the translation of these game systems to Alternian and introducing other trolls to such games so as to BETTER the GENE POOL of the player base. Lamentably, you do still speak to the HUMAN GODS of this Earth and have been known to dabble in the CULT OF HOPE. You still enjoy HISTORY and it's many scrutinies, all academic and larped forms of warfare and aquatic memorabilia. You purposefully steer clear of wizards as it is a touchy subject that you find yourself gravitating more towards with each passing mention of it like a dangerous and addictive huffing substance. your new handle since having this fresh start at life is cthonicAspirations and you type in a manner befittin of a royal prince vviolet of a great and once dead empire a alien wwarmongers. https://i.imgur.com/K13it6g.jpeg
some of you think that pailin is the best feelin in the wworld this is wwrong the best feeling in fact is the feeling a linin up fivve poor wweak wwilled suckers dressed as goblins for flarp and hittin them wwith the max levvel lightnin bolt to char them to a crisp petty gear and all
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if i had a stupid pixie i wwould dunk them in an ashtray and put cigarettes out on it #vviolence
COULD YOU SETTLE FOR A GUTTERBLOOD.
You right.
that wwould be the point youll nevver get anywwhere in life by bein a pixie dotin chud
if my awwesome tit quivverin theory is correct then the genealogical distance betwween the avverage gutterhoe an a pixie is NOT zero
cant relate i wwoulda felled that puckish lusus wwithout a second to spare
frankly im not a big enough tool to care about wwhat boyska thinks so get under wway gill i guess a vvriska wwithout mosquito bite chesticles is like a bunless burger it aint right
i dont know the pixies probably have something up their collective sleeves but apparently some of us are into it
oh the pixies ABSOBLOODYLUTELY havve somethin up their sleevve in fact its multiple somethins theyre a bunch a impish bilkWWADS thats wwhats up those rogueish charmers must be crushed posthaste usin the most rigorous a sciences
CHALLENGERS (2024). PERHAPS THE CHEATING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. CERTAINLY THE THROUPLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. A MOVIE THAT PROVES. BEYOND ALL DOUBT. THAT STICKBALL IS ABOUT SEX. SPORTS ARE ABOUT SEX. COMPETITION IS ABOUT SEX. AND SEX IS ABOUT POWER. HUMAN ZENDAYA'S FUJOFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT. IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE. WITH TWO MEN. WHO CAN BE CONVINCED. TO CHALLENGERS EACH OTHER. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @CALIGULASAQUARIUM. AWAITING YOUR REVIEWS. MINE IS OBVIOUS. FIVE BALLS. NO NOTES. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE. YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. SURE. WHY THE FUCK NOT. IF YOU'RE JUST PUTTING IT ALL OUT HERE. LOUD, UNBOTHERED RECHITT.
COUNTERPOINT TO THIS REVIEW, FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA. THE SCREWS ON THIS MOVIE ARE *TIGHT.* YOU WILL NEVER, FOR A SINGLE, PALPITATING MOMENT, BE ALLOWED TO PRY YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM THE SCREEN. NEVER HAS EVERY LAST FRACTION OF A FUCKING ZEPTOSECOND HELD MY ENRAPTURED INTRIGUE THE WAY THIS FILM DID. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. ELECTRIFYING VISUAL STORYTELLING. DON'T EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH THIS. JUST SIT THERE AND STARE AND MUMMIFY BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PAUSING IT OR GETTING UP TO GO TO THE ABLUTIONBLOCK. YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHICH IS A SENTIMENT THAT I THINK GETS ECHOED IN THIS MOVIE A WHOLE DAMN LOT.
:o) I liked the part. :o) Where human Zendaya leans back from the kiss :o) To watch her two fujoful young males :o) Make out in front of her :o) Before leaving them high and dry :o) To go have a loveless marriage with one of them :o) To stoke the fires of fujo even further :o) Truly a masterful gambit :o) From a #ScaryBitchSupreme
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT *OUR* #SCARYBITCHSUPREME SAID HER FAVORITE PART OF THE MOVIE WAS.
:oO What
i have something to give you (the heebie jeebies have been added to your inventory)
eugh
JUST FE/T A CHI// RUN DOWN MY POSTURE PO/E >8/
W⚣w! What d⚣es it d⚣?
[You cannot add the HEEBIE JEEBIES to Sara's inventory because she is carrying too many dogs.]
i um i dont want this
⚣h c⚣⚣l, this'll be great f⚣r when I need t⚣ p⚣nder stuff
⚗ no, i ☾AN'T ☾ome in to work tonight, my ar☾ane requirements are UNIQUE and so i need to pra☾ti☾e. my. ☾ASTING. you will MANAGE without me.
hAPPY jUNETEENTH, aLL, iT IS A HUMAN HOLIDAY WITH NO, cLEAR aLTERNIAN ANALOGUE, bUT IT IS IMPORTANT, aLL OF THE SAME,
oh my gosh right!!! happy juneteenth tavros! :D
needed this after a long night smooth full bodied an absolutely delicious #wwineoclock #goodvvibesonly #young #rich #handsome #hung (( credit to ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
no jam betwween these piggies im afraid youre shit outta luck try the nearest lowwblood shanty towwn
D --> This was not my intention, forgive me, highb100d D --> I will take my leave, I did not mean to make you uncomfortable
relax i wwas just a casual remark just dont wwant folks gettin the wwrong idea an thinkin wwere closer than wwe actually are ya feel me
D --> I understand sir, no harm done D --> I w001d not wish to be a blemish on your record
)(appy, )(appy )(our! 38D I t)(ink I will settle down wit)( some wine myself. 38)
be careful wwhat wway youre swwingin that "sir" its a powwerful wweapon capable a makin evven the most old hand wwarrior wweak kneed although id argue there are certain thins a the rock hard an solid vvariety that evven the most potent "sir" fails to shatter fortifyin these gothic spires instead
D --> Forgive me, I did not e%pect an appropriate honorific to have this affect on you, Eridan D --> I will be more careful in the future
D --> You are right, I should not display such behaviour in public
a beta is too much of a flippin nook to showw his bottom feeders online an alpha wwill confidently present his grippers wwithout a care in the briny deep but lacks the erudition an wwit to comprehend the powwer he wwields betwwixt his toes a sigma wwell heh a sigma knowws wwhen an howw to play his incantation summoner cards he has mastered the craft a public provvocation commandin sheeple like poseidon commands the sea
whatever you say omega
I have a feelings these terms mean s⚣mething different t⚣ y⚣u guys than it d⚣es t⚣ a satyr. Als⚣ what the hell is a sigma
yaoi fairy approved
.loseR
D --> Well said, it shows a mans lack of STRENGTH to shy away from posting oneself
interestin howw you think callin me a bottom is some gobsmackin revvelation evven though ivve been pretty bloody earnest about my proclivvities belongin to the opposite camp not sure howw someone wwith that silly flag in their display name struggles to understand the nuances a sexual dichotomies betwween men but shrugs im not surprised by the amount a #fakegaybaiters around here
?yeah im a carpet muncher what about iT #suggestivE
im gonna start chargin the next time some plonker asks me to define somethin for em goregle is FREE
bold of you to assume it was an insult
The 0nly thing scary ab0ut y0u g00ners is the stench #nsfw
* some goon stink is very welcomed when the moods right * but yeah i am not tolerating someone who stinks in a day to day basis at all
* im serious!!!! i like it!!!!
wash your shit!!!
mediating me eh i see you clowwn in the provverbial vvents a this internet platform
good idea honestly although givvin the clowwn too much isolation has nevver really provved an effectivve strategy i think he more bat shit alone wwith his thoughts honestly
not to say i do not enjoy the guy from time to time just calling the shots as i see em
this is me by the wway https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6937358d2965.png
evveryone knowws the hottest ladies are the most incomprehensible ones riddled wwith more issues and inflammatory bad habits than a wwhale corpse desiccated at the bottom of a trench wwith wworms crawwling in betwween the vvertebrae real taste makers knoww
a course you could ugh i wwill think on it i havve to retreat to a dark room and ponder menacingly
d0 y0u want t0 be 0n the ribbit list when i get ribbit my upgrades #suggestive #nsfw #vi0lence
࣪⊹₊˚{ okay so why a whale corpse though }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ so like }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whats up with that }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i dunno just thought it wwas poignant and inspired a cool mental image it began wwith me thinkin about a girl riddled wwith wworms and naturally i imagined a beautiful sea dwweller so naturally i imagine their resting gravve at the bottom a the wwavves
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh, wow.... huh........ }*o*{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ i have literally been SO busy that i almost fourgot to post this CUUUUTE pic from #fishingfriday }>_\{ omg!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ what do you think? }^o^{ WELLLL my catch is still probably bigger than yours anyways!!!! }9u9{ }9u9{ #cullfourthesummer #girlglubber #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/DfKykLzF/cullfour.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪ https: ࣪⊹₊˚{ i.ibb.co/0jXTcCbz/the-summerrrr.png }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Atashi ya anata are like two magnetic fune in the yoru. I hope we crash into eachother and OuOr karada become under umi playgrOuOnds for the kawaii fish! (⸝⸝๑ ﹃ ๑⸝⸝;;)*+;. —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
⊹₊˚{ thats what happened to my lusus, girl.... }*n*{ #whalefall #whalefell }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Oh. Maa.. dewa... atashi no lusus mo... shinda. So Ai-chan wakateiru!! ShOuOsh shOuOshy shOuOshy pap pap shOuOjofrond it's all going to be daijOuObu! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
⊹₊˚{ awwww.... but what if i like, asked you to? }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⊹₊˚{ awwww! please! i thought you were like, super brave + stuff! i mean you sounded like you were in my dms earlier.... }9u9{ }*u^{ ~ <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪
}(]]]]]) < DEFINITELY BIǦǦER THAN MINE > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < do you fuck with rust bloods that Ǧraffiti buildinǦs and disa₽₽oint your lusus > ([[[[[){ }(]]]]]) < I MEAN TEAM SKULL WHOOO > ([[[[[){
>ugh
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally allll of you are just SOOOO happy to skitter on here + completely fuck up your digital nubprint via chitt }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + then you sadsop wagies have the audaaaacity to come back like ""omgggg the imperial recruiters keep ghosting me i cant get a jobbbb"" }O_O{ ?! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like babes. meet me at sea level reel quick }.____.{ do we seriously think that has nothing to do you posting "squirmy want boing boing" every time you leave the slime???? #hmmmm #richgillthoughts #socialfisshues #girlglubber }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i mean ahem this convversation is ovver carry on
࣪⊹₊˚{ are you SERIOUS? WITH MY WHAAAAT???? FOURK OFF!!!! YOU CAN GO FIRSTTTT!!!!!!!! }*߀*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Before the advent of the splinternet, these same sorry trolls were broadcasting it to the town crier, I'm afraid~. Some things never change~.
࣪⊹₊˚{ genuinely.... i feel like thats probably true. + its so sad. }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ its so sad we cant send them all to a second splinternet four horny beaches. }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
A second splinternet for yearning trolls~ what a concept~. You have a radiant smile, by the way~. Sharp enough to cut diamonds~.
tag this one wwith #fincel for vvisibility please wwe gotta let these normies knoww the movvement is still goin strong
#fincel all natuigills are the same gentleman savve yourselvves and learn from my noble efforts
IN THE MOST BIZARRE AND WHOLLY UNWELCOME DIVERGENCE FROM WHAT YOU'D EXPECT OF YOUR AVERAGE WAGESLAVE WORKPLACE ENVIRONMENT, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT SOCIAL STANDING AT THE FELT *ONLY* IMPROVES THE MORE OF A GROTESQUELY LASCIVIOUS AND DEPRAVED NOOKSPONGE ITS EMPLOYEES ARE ON CHITTR MAIN. THIS COMPANY PERK IS UTTERLY FUCKING WASTED ON ME.
࣪⊹₊˚{ WHAT THE FOURRRRK IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
they banned me from the human pole dancing clubs because i tossed out dubloons and they complained the coins wwere too heavvy and thick they do not appreciate the vvalue of owwnin your wwealth in gold and not in electronic limbo figures
are you implying that i get up on the pole and dance ME nice try you wwill not succeed in gettin me to put on thigh highs and high heels that easily evven if i could absolutely shrug off that showwer a gold
I'm n⚣t implying i'm telling y⚣u! Y⚣u g⚣tta sh⚣w them that they need t⚣ simply get up t⚣ y⚣ur level, als⚣... I didn't say anything ab⚣ut thigh highs ⚣r high heels. D⚣ y⚣u need th⚣se f⚣r p⚣le dancing?
uh fuckin duh say you havve nevver been to the human pole dancing club wwithout SAYIN you havve nevver been to the human pole dancing club am i right
I haven't been t⚣ a human p⚣le dancing club 0-0 Where sh⚣uld I g⚣ t⚣ see ⚣ne? I'm pretty curi⚣us n⚣w
wwell if that is like some kinda serious question are you on earth first question earth c i guess or post vvictory earth or wwhatevver it is called
too many feelins feelins a clandestine and aroused and vviolet nature feel like i wwanna rip into somethin wwith my teeth and shake my head until its splattered on the wwalls
I can get there! I just need the pr⚣per c⚣⚣rdinates and all that 030
i w0uld try t0 ribbit understand ribbit but i 0nly ribbit kn0w tw0 ribbit em0ti0ns right n0w and they are currently ribbit vi0lence and h0rny right n0w ribbit i can 0nly d0 ribbit 0ne 0f th0se things ribbit until i get upgraded i cann0t ribbit d0 h0rny yet s0 if y0u want ribbit we can ribbit spar it is practically the same ribbit thing t0 me #vi0lence #nsfw #suggestive
searching up busty seafarin cosplay babes pin up kissin on my main wwwwindowwww no clearin history in vvvviewwww a evvvveryone no shame but openin a privvvvate tab turnin on a vvvvpn findin a spot under the stairs and constantly clearin my cookies wwwwhen i look up twwwwo normal sized men wwwwatchin the notebook together and sharin a kiss wwwwhen the music swwwwells does anybody swwwwim to this island too or just me
#lairsandlusii #fitcheck #technically #wwizardwwednesday wwhile id originally made a big showw a unvveilin the vvisage of SORCERER HIGHTIER the persona intended for wwoegothes upcomin lairs and lusii campaign (and that fit is still legendary rest assured it aint goin nowwhere) i recently came to the ascertainment that my hunger wwas for a eldritch wwarrior of a grittier more crepuscular sorta vvibe so i stepped back into my ideation chamber at the pinnacle a the HOPESPIRE wwhich is wwhat im callin my apartment until the true HOPESPIRE has finished construction and cooked up a tenebrous antihero befittin my current inclinations this is DARKMAGE WWRATHION a vvengeful scion a the stygian blasphemies that creep behind the vveil a reality and culminate in the furthest ring wwith wwrigglin horrortentacles and bloodshot eyes that wwatch wwhen your back is turned and peep at unspoken truths that are better left ignored for sanitys sake he is an apprentice at the BLACK ORCHARD wwhere he hones the terrible powwer trapped wwithin his heart after a bold and heretical experiment fused his soul wwith that of an angel forevver tyin his fates to a portent a doom and misery that he nevvertheless strivves against in spiteful defiance to the ruinous destiny his ambition struck him wwith but it is through that vvery same ambition that he wwill climb his echelladder and return someday to the VVIOLET STEPS OF THALASSYN to slaughter the smallminded theurges that exiled him and claim the authority that is his hatchright
holyj fucking godf
꒰ঌ You're so motherfuckin creatiVe dawg it's impressiVe as shit :o] ໒꒱
do you need a girl you can freak with #nsfw #lyrics
Awww!!! )(e is so cute!!! I love your creativity! <3
STILL PISSED. BUT MUST ADMIT. HE HAS THAT SHIT ON.
A very formi~dable chap~! So stoic~! I wouldn't want to tangle with him~. Unless~.~.~.
vvery true and yet his allurin nature almost commands you to try does it not
SIGH. KUDOS.
i am doublin dowwn and i hope they all choke on it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5a5f3ba658c2.jpeg
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nooooooooooooooope cant make me nope nope nope i am teaching them VVALUABLE LESSONS it is perfectly alright to smack around babies from time to time HOWW ELSE WWILL THEY LEARN
i happen to read at a rate of 200 wwords per minute so check your goggles fef and try again owwned
O)( Y-------EA)(? Name 200 BOOKS. T)(AT ONLY T)(R-E-E P-ERC-ENT OF T)(-E POPULATION )(AS ALSO R-EAD. 38P
and i do mean this completely unironically https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/99111432cc65.wwebp
nah i havvent is he some human he sounds like it is he hotter than me
wwell actually shit yeah wwhat kinda movvie and wwhat do you bake do you knoww howw to make sea salt caramel blondies
nah i think you're cuter ^_^
I LOOOOOO\/E SEA SALT CARAMEL ANYTHING ^_^ i can make that!!! chocolate is kind of hard for me to come by anyways do you like horror mo\/ies?? Z:]
do i get a little kith as a prize ^_^
good chocolate is honestly for the masses a real joe schmoes choice a commonality i like to pick the more refined options anywways uh i do not wwatch many unless you count troll full metal jacket and troll jawws wwhich i havve seen many times i guess wwe could wwatch a horror movvie
tell me your fa\/orite mo\/ies ^_^ maybe we can share one another's!!!! my personal fa\/orite is in which a 7 sweeper named alice palmer disappears. Days later, her body is found in a stormwater drainage basin. Alice's parents, Russell and June, are called to identify the remains; Russell identifies the body as Alice's, while June refuses to \/iew it. Ten days after the funeral, the family begins hearing unexplained noises around the house, and Alice’s brother, Mathew, de\/elops mysterious bruises on his torso. Russell and June describe unsettling encounters in\/ol\/ing what they belie\/e to be Alice’s apparition: the former through a single incident in which an apparition aggressi\/ely confronted him; the latter through recurring nightmares of Alice's drenched corpse. Mathew begins experimenting with photography, seemingly capturing Alice’s figure in the backyard and, later, in a photograph taken at the lake. Belie\/ing Alice may still be ali\/e, the Palmers request an exhumation and DNA test, which conclusi\/ely identifies the body as hers. During this period, Mathew installs cameras throughout the house to record possible sightings, which appear to capture images of Alice. Seeking guidance, June consults self-proclaimed psychic Ray Kemeney, who conducts a séance but cannot explain the e\/ents. Months later, Mathew admits that he fabricated the "ghostly" photos and \/ideos in the hope of prompting the exhumation, gi\/ing June a second opportunity to \/iew Alice’s body; in turn, pro\/iding the former with closure. A home \/ideo recorded while the Palmers are away shows what appears to be Alice’s apparition and captures the figure of their neighbour Brett Toohey, whom Alice had babysat for, searching her bedroom. June subsequently finds a hidden \/ideotape depicting Alice in a threesome with Brett and his wife, Marissa. Russell concludes that Brett had been searching for the tape after hearing about Alice’s death. The Tooheys soon sell their home and disappear, and the Palmers are notified that any legal action would likely be limited to a suspended sentence, as the encounter would be considered consensual. Ray later re\/eals that Alice \/isited him months before her death, reporting recurring dreams about drowning, death, and her mother being unable to see or help her, fears also recorded in her journal. Alice’s boyfriend, Jason Whittle, pro\/ides mobile phone footage from a school trip to Lake Mungo, during which Alice is seen burying something beneath a tree. The Palmers tra\/el to the site and reco\/er her phone. Its footage shows Alice walking along the shoreline at night and encountering a bloated, disfigured \/ersion of herself – identical to the body later reco\/ered at the dam – floating slowly towards her. The Palmers come to belie\/e that Alice wanted them to understand what she had experienced, although they differ on whether her death was moti\/ated by the encounter at Lake Mungo. Feeling that the haunting has ended, they mo\/e out of their home. As June looks into Alice's room for the final time, audio from Alice's inter\/iew with Ray plays, recalling her fear that her mother could not see her; Alice comments, "she's gone," as June lea\/es. A photograph taken during the family's departure re\/eals the faint figure of Alice in a window, and footage shown in the end credits (including Mathew's fabricated photos) shows her elsewhere in the background. A post-credits scene shows Alice's ghost lingering during a thunderstorm back at Lake Mungo. it really is SUUUUUCH a good one!!!!! it has so many twists and turns and AAAAGH I LOOOOOO\/E IT!!!!
//HER LUSII* FUCK I FORGOT TO TROLLIFY E\/ERYTHING. KILLMEEEEEEEEEEEE