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࣪⊹₊˚{ MOBY GET YOUR GLANCE BUBBLES OFFFF OF MY POOP DECK IF YOURE SOOOO BOTHERED THEN!!!! }*皿*{ likeeee! its actushore-leave WAYYYY easier to mind your own gillnets than it is to stick your flippers in MINEEEE if you think about it like, ONCE! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + ALSO HES NOT A WIGGLER! what are you, his custodian???? iiii kinda think he WANTS me to make him miserable }9u9{ + WHO ARE YOU TO DENY HIM THAT IF THATS WHAT HE WANTS! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe! SOOOO true! if i dont keep my horns up, howwww would i be able to feed you these cute little bites of basking shark paté???? }6u6{ say ahhhh! <3 <3 <3 <3 }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ dont look at any of those comments from your descendant, bee tee glubs }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ hold on i didnt see this earlier }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ 1st of all i do NOT order off of the hatchling menu! 2ndly. WHO THE FOURRRRK TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BATTLE PLATTER???? }⟡A⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhh back OFF!!!! get out of our BUSINESSSS wiggler! }*益*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ cant you see the post-molts are LITERALLLLY talking right now! }>O>{ goby jealous somewhere else!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhh, he cant think of a real point so he reshorets to naaaamecalling. reel mature eridan. my thorax would literally have more poisoned tipped dermal spines than yours anywaves }.-.{ soooo.... yea }˚₊⊹ ࣪
nvm your posture pole weak as sh1t
࣪⊹₊˚{ JUST SAY YOUR SERVANTS CANT COOK FOUR SHIP!!!! }╯*□*{╯︵ ┻━┻ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
f1nally anotha beach w good taste
࣪⊹₊˚{ i change my answer to whatever his answer is actushorelly! }*7*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ please!!!! }TᯅT{ youll catch it from the shipworms if youre not careful!!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
DUE TO STUNNING CRITICAL RESPONSE. YOU GET ANOTHER ONE OF THESE. COME GET YOUR SLOP. THE CORRECT ANSWER IS. ONCE AGAIN. SHRIMP. #WADERBAIT #SHARKBAIT #RAGEBAIT #ALTERNIANFOOD #YUM.
#boysnight #meandmeandme #twwinnin #triplin @caligulaAscendit @cthonicAspirations
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
IF YOU BEAT ME IN THE CHICK-OFF. WHO KNOWS WHAT I MIGHT DO. IN MY FRENZIED DERANGEMENT. BUT YOU WILL BE FINE. YOU HAVE HAD LOTS OF PRACTICE. WITH YOUR CLOWN.
It will be what now.
BECAUSE OF MY GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU AS AN OPPONENT.
I WAS ALWAYS DOWN. AND I WILL CONTINUE TO BE DOWN. UNTIL AND UNLESS YOU DEFEAT ME. AT WHICH POINT. IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS. BUT IT WILL BE INTERPLANETARY WAR.
@handMaid Are we actually going through with the photoshoot in the scenario that we end up in competing brackets? I thought that was a joke, but the scenario rapidly becomes more possible by the minute. I'm going to have to pick out a negligee.
ohmyfuckingod
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
TH4T'S WHY YOU P4Y US TH3 B1G BUCKS! >:]
This platform's user base has me so dadgum paranoid that I just stopped dead in my tracks with my finger hovering over the "send" button on a PERFECTLY innocuous post concerning my new pedicure. On second thought. You don't need to see that. <:| #Perverts #Freaks And other various #SexualMiscreants
Pearls are s0 c00l, seadwellers really arent taking full advantage 0f the aura
you'r3 not 3v3n 4 G4M3R!!!!!!! >8/
a for effort babe <3
as it turns out hiding under a bed is still not a great place to hide!
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COULD YOU SETTLE FOR A GUTTERBLOOD.
D0nt enable him
todays breakfast: strawberries and a muffin. :)
࣪⊹₊˚{ literally.... EVERYTHINGGGG is going SOOOO swimmingly four me right now! }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ }*ᗜ*{ <3< <3 <3< <3 #predestined #fatesfavorite #fouretoldws #gillblogger #cullquette }˚₊⊹ ࣪
:o) I liked the part. :o) Where human Zendaya leans back from the kiss :o) To watch her two fujoful young males :o) Make out in front of her :o) Before leaving them high and dry :o) To go have a loveless marriage with one of them :o) To stoke the fires of fujo even further :o) Truly a masterful gambit :o) From a #ScaryBitchSupreme
COUNTERPOINT TO THIS REVIEW, FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS A THING OR TWO ABOUT ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA. THE SCREWS ON THIS MOVIE ARE *TIGHT.* YOU WILL NEVER, FOR A SINGLE, PALPITATING MOMENT, BE ALLOWED TO PRY YOUR GANDERBULBS FROM THE SCREEN. NEVER HAS EVERY LAST FRACTION OF A FUCKING ZEPTOSECOND HELD MY ENRAPTURED INTRIGUE THE WAY THIS FILM DID. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. ELECTRIFYING VISUAL STORYTELLING. DON'T EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING WHILE YOU WATCH THIS. JUST SIT THERE AND STARE AND MUMMIFY BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PAUSING IT OR GETTING UP TO GO TO THE ABLUTIONBLOCK. YOU'LL REGRET IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHICH IS A SENTIMENT THAT I THINK GETS ECHOED IN THIS MOVIE A WHOLE DAMN LOT.
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE. YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE. SURE. WHY THE FUCK NOT. IF YOU'RE JUST PUTTING IT ALL OUT HERE. LOUD, UNBOTHERED RECHITT.
CHALLENGERS (2024). PERHAPS THE CHEATING MOVIE OF ALL TIME. CERTAINLY THE THROUPLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. A MOVIE THAT PROVES. BEYOND ALL DOUBT. THAT STICKBALL IS ABOUT SEX. SPORTS ARE ABOUT SEX. COMPETITION IS ABOUT SEX. AND SEX IS ABOUT POWER. HUMAN ZENDAYA'S FUJOFUL WARRIOR SPIRIT. IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND WATCHING THIS MOVIE. WITH TWO MEN. WHO CAN BE CONVINCED. TO CHALLENGERS EACH OTHER. @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST @CALIGULASAQUARIUM. AWAITING YOUR REVIEWS. MINE IS OBVIOUS. FIVE BALLS. NO NOTES. ⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️/🎱🎱🎱🎱🎱 #MOVIEMAID.
today i will be starting my campaign making cannibalism sexy
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Hrn.
✨ Courage is stronger than fear. #fortune
get your rod firmly in your hands for #fishingfriday, master bait and showvw off your salty spray for the boys.
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh, wow.... huh........ }*o*{ #hmmmm }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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@cal1gulaAscend1t suck 1t 💪
Unf⚣rtunately their negative rizz is just pathetic en⚣ugh f⚣r it t⚣ be attractive t⚣ me
Is there n0t 0ne s0llux 0n this website with rizz
raichu can hit f0r high damage, has access t0 fake 0ut and a decent ability in lightning r0d and have y0u fucking seen this little guy https://i.p0stimg.cc/9q7wrscy/screensh0t-20260618-155954.png
for the record, im not a rampant misogynist because i secretly vwanna be a wvoman. im in it for lovwe of the game.
@caligulasAquarium and I literally got to play at )(is job yesterday after fis)( tacos!!!
remember tw0 always be the most 0f whatever you d0. the most miserable gets the pity 0f the masses. the second m0st gets told they're n0t the first. biggest idi0t is a lolc0w, the rest are to0ls. the most evil bec0mes an unchangeable institution, next m0st gets the firing squad. this has been y0ur motivational message 0f the week. #violence #motivational
Awww!!! )(e is so cute!!! I love your creativity! <3
#lairsandlusii #fitcheck #technically #wwizardwwednesday wwhile id originally made a big showw a unvveilin the vvisage of SORCERER HIGHTIER the persona intended for wwoegothes upcomin lairs and lusii campaign (and that fit is still legendary rest assured it aint goin nowwhere) i recently came to the ascertainment that my hunger wwas for a eldritch wwarrior of a grittier more crepuscular sorta vvibe so i stepped back into my ideation chamber at the pinnacle a the HOPESPIRE wwhich is wwhat im callin my apartment until the true HOPESPIRE has finished construction and cooked up a tenebrous antihero befittin my current inclinations this is DARKMAGE WWRATHION a vvengeful scion a the stygian blasphemies that creep behind the vveil a reality and culminate in the furthest ring wwith wwrigglin horrortentacles and bloodshot eyes that wwatch wwhen your back is turned and peep at unspoken truths that are better left ignored for sanitys sake he is an apprentice at the BLACK ORCHARD wwhere he hones the terrible powwer trapped wwithin his heart after a bold and heretical experiment fused his soul wwith that of an angel forevver tyin his fates to a portent a doom and misery that he nevvertheless strivves against in spiteful defiance to the ruinous destiny his ambition struck him wwith but it is through that vvery same ambition that he wwill climb his echelladder and return someday to the VVIOLET STEPS OF THALASSYN to slaughter the smallminded theurges that exiled him and claim the authority that is his hatchright
The sound the smooth neuron tissue gliding around your head makes is audible within your rage...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Cheese ground your thoughts into a healthy paste to redigest them a second go round, this time, with analysis...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ The clawncept of respawcting your stomp clap hey mindless garbage which will surely claws us all to liquify our IQs with mild exposure is pitiful...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You highbloods sip lattes with olive oil and rob our water sources for avocado toast just to pillage the WORST fashion off our backs to claim it second hand...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Tweed, plaid and jorts...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ You are not sickened?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ A little nauseous?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ To larp nonchalance in the world of excess you have designed?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Unbrielievable...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Suffocate within your turtle neck...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
♤ lowblood wom♤n in uniform is sexy. ♤ lowblood m♤n in one is fodder. ♤ highblood m♤n in uniform is ♤lluring. ♤ highblood wom♤n in one is terrible, mighty, ♤nd ide♤lly, cruel.