Larkin Delphi
@abattoirsGutter
Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE :: COMPETETOR ON ANGEL'S NUTRITIONBLOCK
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
EVERYONE GET MEANER NOW!!!!
fuck yOU yOU can't tell me shit
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!!!!
Absolutely not, we're TROLLS 4 the sake of all these supposed gods all over the place.
Hmmmm....
God. I'm a MORON. I need to add a roller rink to the Guttercade.
PLEASE?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
#guttercade
they have chunithm here best place i've ever been #guttercade
TESTIMONIALS, PEOPLE, CMON.
ALRIGHT, doors are unlocked, and we are officially ready to get this second round of the #guttercade underway.
I 4got to make a fucking list. Listen, we have Trollibius. Yes, everyone thinks its a fake game. It isn't!!!! I got @technoGremlin#2259 to code it. You can thank me in person later. #Guttercade
Why can I hear some bastard trying to open the doors already? Come on, some of us drag a bit when we get out of cupe.... #guttercade
remember. the untimelly demise of your friends is a today probllem. bowlling at the #Guttercade? thats forever. so llong as its every 2 weeks on saturday for a few hours at a time.
averwage local queerw business hourws
SO TRUE.
Ok.... also true....
you shoulld hire me for advertising. pay me in llike. fuck. i dont even know. something funny.
Backshots? #nsfw
Sorry. I got possessed by a demon.
Try me, bitch.
wow!
Why did I have to be such a hoarder 4 arcade cabinets????
because it is y☀ur passi☀n!
A reminder to all you socially deprived bastards, the Gutter will be awaiting you with open doors tomorrow! The 4 4 4 special will be in full swing again. New prizes have been cycled in to the arcades exchange corner as well. #guttercade #imcoming #444
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@b☀ister☀usBat w☀uld y☀u care t☀ acc☀mpany me t☀ the guttercase? i will attempt t☀ win y☀u many prizes!
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Hmm, I'll see what my tech wiz can throw together. Might be a bit rudimentary.
do you guys have a comprehensive list of the arcade games you have or is that asking too much
Not too much to ask, we can get that shit listed asap.
◇◇◇h i’d be d◇wn. if there’s a guitar villain game i’m shredding y◇ur butt at it XD
verily s☀, nadjya. y☀ur shredding skills are t☀p ☀f the line. i c☀uld never dream ☀f surpassing y☀u! :W
LOVE that my goat is flaming other gamers who aren't locked the fuck in. VERY justified. Anyway, our session is progressing beautifully, shocking no one, I'm sure. #BuiltDifferent
Need info.
I don't feed info to Dersite agents from other sessions because I'm not fucking stupid, sorry man. The queen is soooo fucked and has no idea. There's your update.
Man I'm done with my session and blew it up. I'm not a agent anymore.
@cationicAgonist @temperedCadence @crypticClinomaniac @technoGremlin#2259 @gracefulAggressor @threneticTempest Feel free to weigh in, I guess.
Oops. @alooflyAdrift you too.
You're well aware that my planetary quest has been essentially complete for quite some time.
planet w1de mult1-c1ty and ecolog1cal rehab 1s a B1TCH but 1t’s gett1ng there
Microbiology as started to settle well planet wide! No further updates
So many of you are so deeply fucking pathetic it astonishes me you've made any progress in your supposed Sgrub sessions, let alone in society.
(¬‿¬ ) Holy rechitt, Flapfiendman ♫
Okay???? Feeling the need to comment this doesn't actually raise my hopes that much either! Most trolls AND I GUESS humans are theoretically capable of a LOT, but instead I see people tripping over their own stomp nubs fumbling a goddamn hello.
you thought ii wa2 tryiing to raii2e your hope2? ab2olutely not my 2e22iion faiiled exponentiially my guy.
:33 < i let my furriends carry me. :33 < i just killed what they told me to
Well that sucks, and I'm not chitting because I want to make people like, get stuck on THAT kind of shit. I just point blank don't believe some of the supposed accomplishments I see, yknow?
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ blue… ]
Hahahaha.... listen, I'd love to say my beam attacks are cool neon lights, or bowling balls 4 the bit. But they're not. #BloodboundProblems
i cant imagine you with a beam attack tbh. too cllean.
Llevyn. Buddy. Can you tell me what a beam attack I'd have would be????
I'm so glad you were here to translate half of the joke 4 everyone.
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
he7, i got a strike mixed in with all the gutterballs!
i made 1 angelled egg, mixed in with all the raw eggs dropped directlly into my boots
Pretty funny babe. I don't need you to antagonize the patrons; Lady Luck seems to be doing that 4 them. @bummelBoogie hope we get to see you again next time.
i had fun, awful bowling aside! i'll be there!
Well, that was a whole lotta fun. A hell of a lot of fun! I hope people feel like visiting again soon. Thanks 4 all the folks that stopped by! #guttercade
GOOD LORD. I'M SORRY I SAID "FETID HOLE" AT THE #GUTTERCADE. IT WAS A HUMOROUS MISREPRESENTATION OF MY WORDS. #SFW AND NOT EVEN A LITTLE #SUGGESTIVE.
Always riding my coattails, these crumb snatchers.
i donnt knnow what happenned, buut i forgive youu.
You are my only real companion in this cesspool.
G0D 0K4Y S0RRY 1TS JUST N0T C4TCHY T0 B3 L1K3 UNKN0WN HUM4N W0M4N S4YS S1LLY W0RDS 4T B0WL1NG 4LL3Y
aww.. do youu wannt me to inntroduuce youu to some of my friennds?
... I wouldn't be opposed to that.
That's fair. Anything for a headline, in the name of journalistic disintegrity.
BTW G00D J0B W1TH G4L4G4 1 H4V3NT S33N P30PL3 G3T TH4T F4R 1N 4 WH1L3
WHO is whipping out their fetid hole in my establishment???? #guttercade #suggestive
The Seer guides the bowling ball towards a completely illogical strike.... #guttercade