Larkin Delphi
@abattoirsGutter
Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE :: COMPETETOR ON ANGEL'S NUTRITIONBLOCK
Had to set fire to the Agonia trollpotle because they 4got my extra barbacoa twice. TWICE! I'm a 4giving guy but certainly not THAT 4giving. I did let the cute bronze that mops the floors out, though. I'm not a monster. #arson #violence
If you're going to be useless, at least be funny about it.
I'M CALLING THEM USELESS???? You have PLENTY of use, from where I'm sitting.
Are those puzzles starting to fry your pan? You're not exciting when you're being fucking stupid, Llevyn. Get your shit together.
go fuck yoursellf, and YES they ARE. you have no idea so keep your windtunnell SEALLED
Bitches don't even understand poetic titles these nights. Sad!
That's what I'm saying.
You're easily the coolest of the Blaidds out there, I'm still bummed that we got Sillence light.
Make friends with at lleast a couplle trolls working within the beaurocracy. You get either a potentiall way out shoulld you find yoursellf in a difficullt position, or a usefull, unwitting pawn. Never waste a piece, even if you might have to sacrifice it.
"And Father did say, "Scorn not the llowlly and the unimportant. Every piece has its pllay, pawn or patsy."
l1fe debts work wonders when you need them
So you DO have some bite to you. Yes. One of the most effective ways possiblle to ensure someone's lloyallty and hellpfullness is to make them feell llike they owe you. Preferablly something of such magnitude that can never be repaid. Whatever you did for them doesn't even have to have been all that difficullt for you. So llong as they feell as though it has great vallue. Coming into save someone in their most Dire Straits, such as when they are dying of hunger, or thirst, or illness, and you have the means to Stave off such probllems. Works wonders.
SO true. fe1gn1ng ‘n1ce’ can really do the tr1ck when anyone above you’s base expectat1on 1s grovel1ng or putt1ng the1r needs above yours. l1ke, no dog, 1’m putt1ng you 1n my pocket as a surpr1se tool to help me later lol lmfao
@imJunior Thanks 4 the badge, buddy.
Yes!
Why am I asking some rando to jokingly bring me something from the store? I own a fucking barcade.
Oh she is just the best. #ucedestorment
Girl's gotta get her jollies somehow!!!! #herjollies
Oh damn, they do intersex badges now????
Actually, its fine. It's so fine. It's fiiiine.
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
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holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
Anyone impacted by that unruly goldblood fucking with your gutterball lane by stealing any balls, come visit the ticket counter. Mastro will ensure you're given a discount 4 the night and we'll be passing out free drinks as well.
@crypticClinomaniac IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO GET ACARUH TO SHOOT YOU. #violence #nsfw
FINE i didn't even get em all anyways you're so touchy. they woulld still be ablle to pllay!
NOT THE GODDAMN POINT.
NOT THE PO1NT
what even are we really
You have no whimsy. No tollerance for extremelly inconsequentiall inconveniences. No one appreciates what I bring to the tablle
you br1ng more work to the table but for everyone else
thats not true! we collab somet1mes
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? #angelsnutritionblock
Oh my god. I share classpect with someone THAT pathetic????
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And it could have remained vague! And yet here you are.
Made me read your drivel!!!!
im going to be nice im going to be so nice right now
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs dealt with ten thousand and two very picky eaters, and Karama put herself up on the chopping block. On tonight's very special episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs mourn the passing of one of their own. [The screen cuts to a memorial picture of Karama, listing her death as this year.] But are some chefs more mournful than others? [The screen cuts between Sawyer celebrating and Mintyl running.] Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! Now streaming on Hulu-.
we worked too hard saving her for 7ou to keep sa7ing she’s dead
c< yOure NOt eveN gONNa piNg Me? liKe brO, cOMe ON! >c
We tried to tell Chef you were okay but then he got like really intense about the memorial still happening so...
c< aH, its fiNe, all iN tHe service Of gOOd fOOd aNd wHatNOt, rigHt? >c
[This time the shot is outside the dormitories. Larkin is leaning against a wall, notably without any pilfered foodstuffs. He does, however, have a glass of water, with exactly 4 ice cubes clearly mostly melted within it. He swirls it, before taking a sip. When the glass is lowered, it's clear he's been trying to use it to disguise a smirk.] Heeeey, looks like you got that camera back up. No hard feelings about earlier, yeah? Alright, cool. The way I see it, we just won in a much bigger way than anticipated. Sure, we're stuck with Wrothe, but Mintyl? He's a huge liability. He completely f--ed Karama over, though frankly???? We all could tell that was her choking. And that's the thing! If you're not able to handle the heat in the nutritionblock, you gotta leave! [Another sip of his water.] Now we see if lil Minty can drag the rest of their team down, or if the fates have something ELSE in store 4 us. I, for one, am feeling lucky. #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
Heeeey.
ahahaha hi llarkin good job not sucking compllete ass this time yeah?
You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.
YOU LLOOKED STUPIDER EATING THE OTHER TEAMS FUCKING APPETIZER. bark llike a woofbeast. your beneath me moron
You're*
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1f 1t wasn’t both then we wouldn’t be here r1ght now
lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I refuse to hate this one. Sorry, Meenah. I am so very proud!
RED TEAM FOREVER NEVER DOUBTED EVEN ONCE #angellsnutritionbllock
ok llev whatever you say llev
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART C DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: ROADKILL RED TEAM: **RED TEAM** Kantan (Entree 1): VIM = 4, APP = 5 +3 for concept Tonight's cosplay gets in the way, but the grubs love the meal. Wrothe (Entree 2): RAS = 5, DEX = 9 The grubs ask for, and are granted, permission to nibble on Wrothe. Larkin (Garnish): PLC = 7, GRA = 5 The sheer number of grubs combined with the allure of cheese bring Larkin to his knees. Vixroy (Appetizer): DEX = 14, APP = 9 Vixroy is on fire with this theme. The grubs who do try the appetizers adore them. Meenah (Dessert): HUB = 6, IMG = 5 +4 for concept + specialty The grubs are a nuisance and keep trying to lick the spoon, but Meenah keeps a cool head. 83 MVP: Vixroy **LIME TEAM** Sawyer (Entree 1): VIM = 7, GRT = 6 +6 for concept + specialty This is Sawyer's time to shine, and he does it. Junoia (Entree 2): IMG = 10, HUB = 7 The dish doesn't go over great, but Godeux notices Junoia's budding talent all the same. Lorn (Garnish): PLC = 9, GRA = 6 Lorn holds the team together but a few mistakes slip through. Mintyl (Appetizer): APP = 6, RAS = 6 -3 for concept Mint pratfalls. Like, a lot. Face right in one of the fake pillbugs and everything. No one laughs. Karama (Dessert): IMG = 3, DEX = 9 The grubs don't love it, but boy do they eat it! 75 MVP: Godeux doesn't really want to give that much credit to anyone. The Grubs liked the Red Team's dishes more, and they performed better than Lime. Godeux's choice is clear. RED TEAM wins. The Lime Team must submit two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock
th1s 1s both a boon and a m1sery
Now, what did @cosmicHorror have to say about the menu? Let's start with Red Team! "WHY TEAM RED NOT FOLLOWING THEME. -1 POINT ALL. FROG ESPARGOT. SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY. NOT YUMMY. NOT TASTY. HEAD MATRIARCH SAID NO EATING LIVING BEINGS. ARE FROG SENTIENT? DONT KNOW. TASTE LIKE VOID AND SORROW. 2/10 ASPIC. GOOD. ALMOST LIKE SLUDGE. DIABOLICAL FEAST. BUT TOO MUCH GOING ON. WE HATE THE MAYO. FUNNY WIGGLING! WAIT. IS IT WIGGLER. FEELS WRONG TO EAT. 5/10 POTATO. WINNER WINNER. MASHY POTATOES THE BEST FOR THE GRUB. BETTER THAN SLUDGE. AND WE LOVE SLUDGE! ALL GOES WELL. WE ARE PLEASED WITH DECISION. CRANBERRY SAUCE. IS CHERRY ON TOP. OR YOU COULD SAY. CRANBERRY ON TOP. 9/10 ONLY BECAUSE NOT ON THEME. CAKE. LOOKS LIKE BLOOD AND GORE ON TOP OF CHEESECAK. WOW. HOW PRETTY. BUT TOO SOUR. NEED MORE SUGAR FOR THE GRUB. MAKES US SLEEPY. SLEEPY GRUBS DONT GIVE GOOD RATES. AND GRAHAM CRACKER. SERIOUSLY? 6/10 #AngelsNutritionblock