Larkin Delphi
@abattoirsGutter
Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE :: COMPETETOR ON ANGEL'S NUTRITIONBLOCK
Had to set fire to the Agonia trollpotle because they 4got my extra barbacoa twice. TWICE! I'm a 4giving guy but certainly not THAT 4giving. I did let the cute bronze that mops the floors out, though. I'm not a monster. #arson #violence
If you're going to be useless, at least be funny about it.
I'M CALLING THEM USELESS???? You have PLENTY of use, from where I'm sitting.
Are those puzzles starting to fry your pan? You're not exciting when you're being fucking stupid, Llevyn. Get your shit together.
go fuck yoursellf, and YES they ARE. you have no idea so keep your windtunnell SEALLED
Bitches don't even understand poetic titles these nights. Sad!
You're easily the coolest of the Blaidds out there, I'm still bummed that we got Sillence light.
@imJunior Thanks 4 the badge, buddy.
Why am I asking some rando to jokingly bring me something from the store? I own a fucking barcade.
Oh she is just the best. #ucedestorment
Girl's gotta get her jollies somehow!!!! #herjollies
Oh damn, they do intersex badges now????
Actually, its fine. It's so fine. It's fiiiine.
Anyone impacted by that unruly goldblood fucking with your gutterball lane by stealing any balls, come visit the ticket counter. Mastro will ensure you're given a discount 4 the night and we'll be passing out free drinks as well.
@crypticClinomaniac IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO GET ACARUH TO SHOOT YOU. #violence #nsfw
FINE i didn't even get em all anyways you're so touchy. they woulld still be ablle to pllay!
You have no whimsy. No tollerance for extremelly inconsequentiall inconveniences. No one appreciates what I bring to the tablle
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? #angelsnutritionblock
Oh my god. I share classpect with someone THAT pathetic????
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im going to be nice im going to be so nice right now
PARSLEY!!!! EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES IT!!!! NOT MUCH ELSE TO BE SAID, REALLY!!!! #angelsnutritionblock
that's really all there is to say on the matter!!!
Been here less than an h-o-o-ur and y-o-o-u're already the smartest pers-o-o-n I'll meet -o-o-n this site.
I have never been closer to taking up smoking in my life. #angelsnutritionblock
THE TORTURE PUPPET IS COMPETING? #angelsnutritionblock
They're already going after @gratuitousAnnuity like a pack of ravening barkbeasts. #angelsnutritionblock
↘️i cannot help but feel like this has not adequately fostered a sense of any community at all.↘️
Lol! Lmao! I never said it was BAD that y'all were going after his ass!!!!
Thinking about installing some new arcade cabinets, any suggestions?
☆ Any rhythm games ones I fuKKin dominate those shits☆
dragons llair woulld piss so many peoplle off and probablly get a llot of money
Oh, you miserable bastard, you're a GENIUS!!!!
Okay, maybe they're onto something with their jadeblood fetish.
i got taste. particullarlly right now if you get me. #nsfw
i personally never understood t)(e allure of jadebloods. t)(eyre soft and squis)(y, its true, but t)(eyre so p)(ysically fragile in comparison. )(a)(, last time i )(ad my way wit)( one, i )(ad to pop )(er bones back in again. i was bein super gentle, too! really sucked.
Hey, has anyone seen my memetic cognito-hazard????
Genuinely cannot imagine having a rotation for this.