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Larkin Delphi

@abattoirsGutter

Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE

Blood: CobaltAge: 21 years9.7 sweepsKult Score: 392Kull Score: 48210 followers 6 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

FOURTY TWO MESSAGES!????

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

They did WHAT to #eridanweek ????

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

⚔︎ Bro ⚔︎

@tactfulTactriun[TT]

'Sploded.

@cationicAgonist[CA]

dude 1t was so crazy you should've been there

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

AND BEEN FUCKING NUKED????

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

sk1ll 1ssue for everyone else, 1 wasnt

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

@crypticClinomaniac does NOT have a permit to sell garments at my business!!!! DO NOT MEET THEM HERE!!!!

@crypticClinomaniac

Kult: +50

Kull: +42

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.19

@cablecastAbasement[CA]

<' i mean, they're just giving them 2 me, not selling them, i think it's fine.... '>

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

yeah llarkin its not selling. pllus im allready outside so. open up haha

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

FUCK YOU GOD DAMN IT.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Omw down I had to find my shoes.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1m not on call for #er1danweek yet 1ll open the door for you. 1 want a new s1ck as fuck pa1r of pants

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Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

llarkin llet me in! i dont have pants but ill get some next time. what materiall we tallkin

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

thank you :) got anything you need me to sew up in exchange? any jackets with holles?

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

cotton. by god, anyth1ng other than cotton 1ll cull myself and everyone 1n the 1mmed1ate v1c1n1ty

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

There is no way he's having fun getting shovelwhacked by her, I've seen how hard she whacks.

Kult: +70

Kull: +55

Total: 125

Ratio: 1.27

@abjectDetermination[AD]

idk it look3d pr3tty fun

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

HAHA. SO TRUE. VERY REAL. FUNNY. WHAT IS WHACKED ABOUT SHOVELS? YOU DIG?

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Total: 5

@carcinoGenesis[CG]

IS THIS A CREATURE CAPABLE OF DEFENDING ITSELF EITHER VERBALLY OR RHETORICALLY I FIND MYSELF QUITE UNSURE OF THIS PREMISE

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

@adiosToreador Hey man are you capable of defending yourself verbally or rhetorically????

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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@adiosToreador[AT]

wELL, iT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY, cAPABLE AND, dEFENDING, aND, yOURSELF, aND, vERBALLY AND, rHETORICALLY,

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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@carcinoGenesis[CG]

DEAR GOD MAN CRY FOR HELP ALREADY

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

@carcinoGenesis I thunk the answer is no!

@carcinoGenesis

Kult: +9

Total: 9

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

THINK.

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Total: 7

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

FUCKING. PALMHUSK. I MEANT THINK!!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@cationicAgonist[CA]

not l1ke you're there #noneofyourbus1ness

#noneofyourbusiness

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Total: 5

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

I've always been of the mindset that things gotta get turned around but FUCK FUCHSIAS. #vaguepost

Kult: +27

Kull: +35

Total: 62

Ratio: 0.77

@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️no, i can't laugh, not yet.↘️ ↗️THIS POST IS GOING TO SEND YOU FAR AWAY FOR A LONG TIME.↗️

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@ceremonialAlchemy[CA]

Yoar reason for hating fuchsias really shouldn't be that they're better employers than you. Also this isn't vvague. #specificpost

@ocularEntropica[OE]

WHAT IS FUSCHIA

@callipygousGerascophobia[CG]

= B(---> =o=

@pushrbreakSchism[PS]

>You'r3 crazy for this post without or with any cont3xt lmao

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

I have to win her back.

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

@deathlessDeadwood[DD]

i have a ♯spell for that

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@ceremonialAlchemy[CA]

You cod just... pay her wwages.

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

NOT THE FREAKING POINT

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@ceremonialAlchemy[CA]

I actunally think that's the entire point. She's literally only here for the money.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!

Kult: +39

Kull: +30

Total: 69

Ratio: 1.30

@ambivalentGangsta[AG]

Why you shrinking into a corncob then?

@cationicAgonist[CA]

1f you're not owned, can 1 buy you out

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

here, have another (!), you broke the 4x rule w1thout 1t

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1m just that #generous yk

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Total: 5

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

AHGASLDHFKASDHF;ASDHFA;GVNEWANVIONFDSFLFD;SHAF

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Eridanweek sucks anyway, all of you are suckers for going. SUCKERS!!!! SUCKERS!!!! SUCKERS!!!! SUCKERS!!!!

Kult: +15

Kull: +17

Total: 32

Ratio: 0.88

@ceremonialAlchemy[CA]

WWeren't you there?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Been too busy selling these sick abstract clown originals, actually!

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@ceremonialAlchemy[CA]

Havve fun doin that alone, then!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Seadweller's trying to poach MY employee! Smh!!!!

Kult: +17

Kull: +20

Total: 37

Ratio: 0.85

@cationicAgonist[CA]

AND succeeded. looks l1ke you’ll need to g1ve me a ra1se AND more t1me off. or 1 mean, you could just put me as the GUTTERCADE co-owner

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Not happening! Oh well, guess that convenient stream of flesh just got cut off!!!! Sad!

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@cationicAgonist[CA]

ok! have fun caeger1ng!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

I have GOT to get in on this Eridanweek train but I have no fucking clue how. AUGH!!!! Tearing my hair out b/c all the good crypto names were taken!!!! #eridanweek

Kult: +17

Kull: +15

Total: 32

Ratio: 1.13

Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

pretty sure you just gotta #bounceonit

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Doing so expeditiously

@cationicAgonist[CA]

1’m surpr1sed you hadn’t gone yet

(OOC) 4 days ago

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

((Goddamn this may be the best Tavros rper I've ever seen))

Kult: +15

Total: 15

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Damn these canvases are heavy af. Gotta get them down and figure out where to frame 'em off for sales purposes. I just KNOW we're fixing to make a killing.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

What the HELL is going on with the courieradicator service I contracted???? I should have had those canvases for CLOWN NIGHTS two nights ago!!!!

Kult: +7

Kull: +10

Total: 17

Ratio: 0.70

@cationicAgonist[CA]

d1d you bother to check 1f they’re 1n a deathp1t f1rst before compla1n1ng

@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Gutter's closed, due to some uh. Fluid leakage from a bowler's bespoke set of "balls." In further news, all non-Guttercade owned balls are banned. You try to bring that shit in, and the huscle will turn you inside out, k???? Arcade side's still open.

Kult: +52

Kull: +40

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.30

@reclusiveAuthority[RA]

</3: What Kind Of Balls Are We Talking Here Dear?

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

The kind you usually see attached to the top of some sad sucker's neck.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@reclusiveAuthority[RA]

</3: Oh

Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

there go my weekend plans

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

Who knew letting an entire Juggalo scuttlebuggy's worth of new customers in could get so colorful so fast?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

should cover the walls and flloors in canvas for those occasions. coulld make a boatlload selling the resullts.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@abattoirsGutter[AG]

I hope you don't expect a cut after giving me that idea chump!

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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Llevyn Blaidd, Monarch of Money

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

your money is useless to me

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00