Larkin Delphi
@abattoirsGutter
Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE
Ugh, you ever get that creepy feeling someone's talking at length about you? Gross. Keeps happening to me.
I have to say, the brief periods where people are mistrustful on here are fucking hilarious with how much people are willing to take at absolute face value.
Toxic ex is overplayed, just be the toxic partner. Cowards.
Humans have entire memes about being too nervous to call 4 a flavor disc to be delivered to their hive, but they think they could handle pitchuationships. YEAH, SURE JANNET.
The steel, the globes, the chemistry, you name it. They just don't got it.
must be hard to be jeallous of our ways. i pity them really. pllatonically of course.
EVERYONE GET MEANER NOW!!!!
Absolutely not, we're TROLLS 4 the sake of all these supposed gods all over the place.
Hmmmm....
God. I'm a MORON. I need to add a roller rink to the Guttercade.
#guttercade
ALRIGHT, doors are unlocked, and we are officially ready to get this second round of the #guttercade underway.
I 4got to make a fucking list. Listen, we have Trollibius. Yes, everyone thinks its a fake game. It isn't!!!! I got @technoGremlin#2259 to code it. You can thank me in person later. #Guttercade
Why can I hear some bastard trying to open the doors already? Come on, some of us drag a bit when we get out of cupe.... #guttercade
Why did I have to be such a hoarder 4 arcade cabinets????
A reminder to all you socially deprived bastards, the Gutter will be awaiting you with open doors tomorrow! The 4 4 4 special will be in full swing again. New prizes have been cycled in to the arcades exchange corner as well. #guttercade #imcoming #444
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@b☀ister☀usBat w☀uld y☀u care t☀ acc☀mpany me t☀ the guttercase? i will attempt t☀ win y☀u many prizes!
Hmm, I'll see what my tech wiz can throw together. Might be a bit rudimentary.
do you guys have a comprehensive list of the arcade games you have or is that asking too much
◇◇◇h i’d be d◇wn. if there’s a guitar villain game i’m shredding y◇ur butt at it XD
verily s☀, nadjya. y☀ur shredding skills are t☀p ☀f the line. i c☀uld never dream ☀f surpassing y☀u! :W
LOVE that my goat is flaming other gamers who aren't locked the fuck in. VERY justified. Anyway, our session is progressing beautifully, shocking no one, I'm sure. #BuiltDifferent
I don't feed info to Dersite agents from other sessions because I'm not fucking stupid, sorry man. The queen is soooo fucked and has no idea. There's your update.
@cationicAgonist @temperedCadence @crypticClinomaniac @technoGremlin#2259 @gracefulAggressor @threneticTempest Feel free to weigh in, I guess.
You're well aware that my planetary quest has been essentially complete for quite some time.
planet w1de mult1-c1ty and ecolog1cal rehab 1s a B1TCH but 1t’s gett1ng there
Microbiology as started to settle well planet wide! No further updates
So many of you are so deeply fucking pathetic it astonishes me you've made any progress in your supposed Sgrub sessions, let alone in society.
(¬‿¬ ) Holy rechitt, Flapfiendman ♫
Okay???? Feeling the need to comment this doesn't actually raise my hopes that much either! Most trolls AND I GUESS humans are theoretically capable of a LOT, but instead I see people tripping over their own stomp nubs fumbling a goddamn hello.
you thought ii wa2 tryiing to raii2e your hope2? ab2olutely not my 2e22iion faiiled exponentiially my guy.
:33 < i let my furriends carry me. :33 < i just killed what they told me to
Well that sucks, and I'm not chitting because I want to make people like, get stuck on THAT kind of shit. I just point blank don't believe some of the supposed accomplishments I see, yknow?
Hahahaha.... listen, I'd love to say my beam attacks are cool neon lights, or bowling balls 4 the bit. But they're not. #BloodboundProblems
i cant imagine you with a beam attack tbh. too cllean.
Llevyn. Buddy. Can you tell me what a beam attack I'd have would be????
I'm so glad you were here to translate half of the joke 4 everyone.
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
he7, i got a strike mixed in with all the gutterballs!
i made 1 angelled egg, mixed in with all the raw eggs dropped directlly into my boots
Pretty funny babe. I don't need you to antagonize the patrons; Lady Luck seems to be doing that 4 them. @bummelBoogie hope we get to see you again next time.
Well, that was a whole lotta fun. A hell of a lot of fun! I hope people feel like visiting again soon. Thanks 4 all the folks that stopped by! #guttercade
WHO is whipping out their fetid hole in my establishment???? #guttercade #suggestive
The Seer guides the bowling ball towards a completely illogical strike.... #guttercade