Larkin Delphi
@abattoirsGutter
Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE :: COMPETETOR ON ANGEL'S NUTRITIONBLOCK
Anyone impacted by that unruly goldblood fucking with your gutterball lane by stealing any balls, come visit the ticket counter. Mastro will ensure you're given a discount 4 the night and we'll be passing out free drinks as well.
@crypticClinomaniac IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO GET ACARUH TO SHOOT YOU. #violence #nsfw
FINE i didn't even get em all anyways you're so touchy. they woulld still be ablle to pllay!
You have no whimsy. No tollerance for extremelly inconsequentiall inconveniences. No one appreciates what I bring to the tablle
WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? #angelsnutritionblock
Oh my god. I share classpect with someone THAT pathetic????
im going to be nice im going to be so nice right now
PARSLEY!!!! EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES IT!!!! NOT MUCH ELSE TO BE SAID, REALLY!!!! #angelsnutritionblock
that's really all there is to say on the matter!!!
Been here less than an h-o-o-ur and y-o-o-u're already the smartest pers-o-o-n I'll meet -o-o-n this site.
I have never been closer to taking up smoking in my life. #angelsnutritionblock
THE TORTURE PUPPET IS COMPETING? #angelsnutritionblock
They're already going after @gratuitousAnnuity like a pack of ravening barkbeasts. #angelsnutritionblock
↘️i cannot help but feel like this has not adequately fostered a sense of any community at all.↘️
Lol! Lmao! I never said it was BAD that y'all were going after his ass!!!!
Thinking about installing some new arcade cabinets, any suggestions?
☆ Any rhythm games ones I fuKKin dominate those shits☆
dragons llair woulld piss so many peoplle off and probablly get a llot of money
Oh, you miserable bastard, you're a GENIUS!!!!
Okay, maybe they're onto something with their jadeblood fetish.
i got taste. particullarlly right now if you get me. #nsfw
i personally never understood t)(e allure of jadebloods. t)(eyre soft and squis)(y, its true, but t)(eyre so p)(ysically fragile in comparison. )(a)(, last time i )(ad my way wit)( one, i )(ad to pop )(er bones back in again. i was bein super gentle, too! really sucked.
Hey, has anyone seen my memetic cognito-hazard????
Genuinely cannot imagine having a rotation for this.
Btw Guttercade is NOT open on account of it being some kind of fucked up human holiday that is sure to invite financial ruin. I will NOT be dealing with clowns tonight.
im gonna remotelly power your open sign.
-------------------------- Where Will i spend my token. #mytoken
Beetel, buddy, I will PERSONALLY open the doors for literally just you.
Aaaahhhh, what a satisfying start to the evening!
Some fucking goldblood broke into the CADE so we're closing temporarily! Thanks for understanding. The situation will be resolved shortly.
FOURTY TWO MESSAGES!????
They did WHAT to #eridanweek ????
@crypticClinomaniac does NOT have a permit to sell garments at my business!!!! DO NOT MEET THEM HERE!!!!
<' i mean, they're just giving them 2 me, not selling them, i think it's fine.... '>
yeah llarkin its not selling. pllus im allready outside so. open up haha
1m not on call for #er1danweek yet 1ll open the door for you. 1 want a new s1ck as fuck pa1r of pants
llarkin llet me in! i dont have pants but ill get some next time. what materiall we tallkin
thank you :) got anything you need me to sew up in exchange? any jackets with holles?
cotton. by god, anyth1ng other than cotton 1ll cull myself and everyone 1n the 1mmed1ate v1c1n1ty
There is no way he's having fun getting shovelwhacked by her, I've seen how hard she whacks.
idk it look3d pr3tty fun
HAHA. SO TRUE. VERY REAL. FUNNY. WHAT IS WHACKED ABOUT SHOVELS? YOU DIG?
@adiosToreador Hey man are you capable of defending yourself verbally or rhetorically????
wELL, iT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU MEAN BY, cAPABLE AND, dEFENDING, aND, yOURSELF, aND, vERBALLY AND, rHETORICALLY,
not l1ke you're there #noneofyourbus1ness
I've always been of the mindset that things gotta get turned around but FUCK FUCHSIAS. #vaguepost
↘️no, i can't laugh, not yet.↘️ ↗️THIS POST IS GOING TO SEND YOU FAR AWAY FOR A LONG TIME.↗️
Yoar reason for hating fuchsias really shouldn't be that they're better employers than you. Also this isn't vvague. #specificpost
