Larkin Delphi
@abattoirsGutter
Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE
in other news got jumpscared by an imp whille i was chittin'. grabbed the thing by the wrist and filled him with 5 million vollts or smth on refllex. smells bad. #viollence i guess
thats what im sayin. the body goes away but the smell of burnt... fllesh???? that sticks around
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Oh, very brave. You're not the one who had to smell that stink 4 WIPES ON END.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ What is a lime blood? ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
A miserable little pile of secrets!!!!
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Hey, ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ My secrets are not miserable. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Maybe that's because you didn't pile them?
i dont regret naut stealin no psionics when i had the chance but i kinda do cuz i gotta go all the way over there to grab my wii conchtroller
Hmmmm.... you're missing out.
Attention blood players! I want you to join the #clockworkinc research team! Details in dm.
Aaaabsolutely not.
You’ll get full dental, eye, and prescription coverage
HAHAHAHA, holy shit. I mean, you'll do great with the losers who can't a4ord that shit on their own, but I'm not in dire need. I've got docterrors and medicullers on staff. You'd definitely need to sweeten the pot another way to draw me in.
imagine if i started sayin shit pike Good efining ladies and gentleman
Cornball. New title!!!!
1 love just say1ng sh1t w1th enough conf1dence that the troll l1sten1ng w1ll just bel1eve you. 1t’s so fuck1ng funny, l1ke, 1 just made that sh1t up dude. genu1nely one of the best th1ngs 1’ve ever learned from my mo1ra1l fr
i do this exact thing. in fact i do it in advance. i have insane lies prepared for like, two perigees from now when they'LL be more relevant
#awesome keep that sh1t up. 1t’ll never not be funny
i lied
#AWESOME
guess what? THAT was the lie. i'M fucking moving different
you really are. 1 expect 3 more l1es by tomorrow n1ght
you expect too little of me.
Yeah, @cationicAgonist why not 4????
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I don't really get the people who are all evil and mean on here... I don't know what they get out of it. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
Entertainment! Obviously? I mean, I thought it was obvious, at least.
I Miss My Matesprit. He Is Just In The Other Block, I Am Being Dramatic On Purpose.
On this website???? They might go on a rescue expedition if you stay too dramatic!!!!
actually saw a grub for the first time today first thing holy fuck we used be these things for way longer huh hehehe ew second you alternian trolls EAT these lil guys???????? fucking weird man
Don't knock it till you try it!
any0ne else not heat up the bun when putting a meat 0blong in the radiati0n spinner? it just gets all dried out and nasty tw0 me.
This is fucking sad, dude.
꧁i have been offered to replace my blood with a superior caste... Hm..f..f..꧂
Wow, what an awesome opportunity. You're really going to be making waves. Not 4 the faint of heart indeed, but you're anything but a coward. Go 4 it!!!! Why wouldn't you?
"My new bitch yellow. She bllow that dick llike a cello" First of all, Not a woodwind instrument. #NSFW
she blowv on my vwood until i vwind. #nsfwv
@alooflyAdrift Hey, is this your god tier shit????
Nvm Acaruh was right.
Not if you were the last troll on Alternia.
OTHERES have fumbled ME btw. that’s all 1 have to say on that
@cuttlef1shCrusher
FUCK OFF?
OUCH, LMAO!!!!
Dropped a vial on the ground and it shattered everywhere. I feel like I didn't get all the glass. Guess I'll... Find out eventually B|
where’s your vacuum
Alchemize one? Come on dude, you have WIND POWERS.
Seriously? Even I'm getting some stupid bullshit going on. Maybe you need to climb your echeladder more.
I should just have transportalizer access to my hive open by default and have closing it be opt-in. For convenience or whatever. #Suggestive?? But not necessarily.
Chill dude?