Larkin Delphi
@abattoirsGutter
Proprietor of the GUTTERCADE
gorglle will i get arrested for theft of tiara if not returned by accident
I don't t)(ink t)(e owner minds. S)(e mig)(t )(ave LOTS of spares. 8;)
Oh so THIS is why Ceryse keeps vague posting about human divorcing you, you're shelling out fish puns now.
feell llike i shoulld meet the nice ones in the middlle. it is allso, admittedlly, kind of fun
Shore it is buddy, splash around in the deep end for a bit but at the end of the day don't forget who's EELY got the power in your little funny wiggler time pretend games.
Does Alternia have pizza? Like... human pizza?
I personally like the kinds with assorted stingfiends as the topping, but everyone online today is going off about their wiggler favorites like freaking PEPPERONI, and it's laaaame.
New Decree from the Monarch of Money: All personall lloans will now be accepted without arbitration.
idk what the hell a pizza even is
My first order as the Monarch of Money is that everybody go give a golldbllood 5 caegars. #MonarchofMoney #SuperPhD
↗️i am not doing this.↗️
oh so youre disobeying the proxy orders of an heiress, then. think carefully.
⚓< why buy crypto when you can just rob people in person like the good old days >
MUCH more rewarding, even if digital currency is objectively hilarious.
ONCE AGAIN, I DID NOT ATTEND THE 5TH INSTALLMENT OF ERIDANWEEK. ANY AND ALL CHITS MADE DURING THAT TIME WERE DUE TO SOME KIND OF CROCKERCORP VIRUS INSTALLED REMOTELY UPON MY PALMHUSK. THIS SITUATION HAS BEEN REMEDIED, THOUGH THE CHITS UNFORTUNATELY REMAIN.
so then who the fuck was th1s guy https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/apostate_ted.webp
HILARIOUS MANIP. NO TATTOOS OR FACIAL HAIR. LOOKS LIKE YOU INTENTIONALLY HID THE PROSTHETIC LIMB... BECAUSE IT ISN'T THERE? #FAKENEWS
eVERYONE NEEDS, tO STOP BEING, sO NICE, TO ME,
ALRIGHT, FREE PASS! Your horns are fucking absurd and probably make you the butt of MORE jokes than your obnoxious stutters typing quirk!!!!
1f anyone needs me #noyoudont #1mgo1ngtod1e #feel1ngtheorganfa1lure
SINCE WHEN HAVE YOU HONORED LEGALLY BINDING-- You know what, fine. Who gives a shit, this isn't my problem anymore.
1 have however, ga1ned a l1fe debt. th1s w1ll be a surpr1se tool 1 w1ll use later
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU DON'T ALMOST DIE???? AT FUCKING WORK????
They did WHAT to #eridanweek ????
@crypticClinomaniac does NOT have a permit to sell garments at my business!!!! DO NOT MEET THEM HERE!!!!
<' i mean, they're just giving them 2 me, not selling them, i think it's fine.... '>
yeah llarkin its not selling. pllus im allready outside so. open up haha
i have been tolld my profille image was not working properlly. i have rectified this. llook at my giant fuckin gllasses boy
Your glasses make you look too pitiful, it sucks. Break then again already!!!!