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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ @abattoirsGutter ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Help. My little pile of secrets is miserable. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
Some of you are rather fond of calling psionics "mental powers," which is just as informative as calling digestion a "stomach power." The thinkpan is an organ. It is a complicated one, mind you. But an organ nonetheless. Trolls possess the same broad neurological necessities one would expect of any sufficiently sophisticated animal: sensory processing, motor control, memory, endocrine regulation, autonomic function, and so forth. The unusual portion is a set of structures threaded through and immediately beneath the ordinary neural tissue which have no especially useful human analogue. For convenience, I will refer to this system as the psionic complex. It is composed of three major components. Some neurosurgeonerals of Alternia refer to them by the shorthand of the lattice, node, and resonator. I will elaborate on the specifics shortly, but understand that each of these structures has its own substructures. The first component mentioned, the cerebral lattice, is a dense web of conductive tissue distributed primarily around the frontal, parietal, and temporal regions of the thinkpan. It is similar enough to ordinary neural tissue under crude examination that those crude trolls examining it tend to miss it. Its cells are considerably richer in conductive metals and electroactive proteins than the surrounding matter, and they form repeating geometric bundles rather than conventional branching neural networks. These bundles carry and synchronize electrical impulses. A normal thinkpan contains billions of individual neural events occurring simultaneously. The cerebral lattice can force enormous numbers of those signals into phase with one another. Once sufficiently synchronized, the activity ceases behaving like mere thought and begins producing a coherent psionic field. This is one of the fundamental cornerstones of psionic biology and of psionic practice. A psion does not "think very hard" and move an object. Their thinkpan converts synchronized neural activity into an external physical effect. This keeps particularly determined idiots from developing their own telekinesis. The second structure is the psionic node. This is a small organ seated deep within the thinkpan, approximately where several major sensory and endocrine pathways converge. Its precise shape varies considerably between castes and, even more importantly, between individuals. If you were to open a troll with negligible psionic aptitude, you would scarcely find more than a knot of this specialized tissue. In a powerful psion, it can be enormous relative to the surrounding structures. It would be vascularized to maximize activity and connected to the cerebral lattice with bundles of conductive fibers. This node performs two functions. It regulates output, and it determines the category of output the thinkpan is capable of producing. This is where the popular notion of "different psychic powers" becomes rather strange. Telekinesis, communion, mind control, prophetic sensitivity, dream intrusion, and the various phenomena collectively referred to as chucklevoodoo are not entirely separate mechanisms. The primary difference between these abilities would be the node. A goldblood whose node is heavily integrated with motor planning and spatial processing may externalize those systems. The thinkpan ordinarily calculates force, direction, velocity, weight, distance, and position so that the body may reach out and move an object. The telekinetic merely eliminates the inconvenient requirement that the arms participate. The third and final component is the cranial resonator. This is where this little system goes from novel to unpleasant. The inner surface of the skull contains microscopic crystalline deposits interwoven with the meninges and vascular channels surrounding the thinkpan. In most trolls, these deposits are sparse. In gifted trolls, they form branching structures around the cerebral lattice. They are similar to biological antennae. The node generates, the lattice synchronizes, and the resonator couples the resulting activity to the world outside the nugbone. Without it, a powerful psionic thinkpan would accomplish little besides cooking itself. Which, incidentally, still happens often. Headaches, nosebleeds, eye hemorrhage, seizures, temporary blindness, sensory distortion, aphasia, and loss of consciousness are all perfectly reasonable consequences to expect when your resonator matrix is damaged. It is important to understand why different hemotypes have different relationships to psionic structures. Different hemotypes deposit different concentrations of metals, pigments, proteins, and trace compounds into nervous tissue during development. These compounding elements result in certain changes: conductivity, vascularization, and resonator and node densities and shapes. Most importantly, they alter where the psionic node establishes its strongest connections. This is why psychic abilities tend to cluster by caste rather than forming a collection of caste-exclusive abilities. Blood does not contain "telekinesis." Blood creates the developmental conditions under which a certain kind of psionic architecture is more likely to form. Rustblood psionics appear to suffer from unusually permissive sensory filtering. Aradia Megido did not require a specialized organ for hearing ghosts. Her thinkpan simply admitted information most trolls automatically discard. Bronzeblood communion externalizes the machinery used to interpret other creatures. At sufficient strength, it becomes influence. Goldbloods have the most developed raw psionic architecture, with enlarged nodes, dense resonators, and extremely conductive neural tissue. This grants tremendous output at the cost of instability. Telekinesis, involuntary discharge, migraines, and prophetic noise are different consequences of a nervous system coping with psionic information. Cerulean domination is far more specialized. These psionics interface directly with motor and executive pathways. The victim need not cease thinking. They only cease being the primary authority over the body. Purpleblood chucklevoodoos instead interfere with fear, sleep, memory, and perception. Why seize someone's limbs when you may alter what their thinkpan considers frightening, significant, familiar, or real? Success is not determined by raw power alone. Psionic abilities depend upon resonance between nervous systems. Some thinkpans synchronize readily; others resist. Blood influences both architecture and compatibility. These categories may also overlap. A troll may possess telekinesis and clairaudience, communion and emotional projection, or any number of hybrid expressions. The classifications are ours. The anatomy is less considerate of the taxonomical categories provided. All of this is metabolically expensive. Psionic use consumes enormous amounts of oxygen and glucose, producing exhaustion, overheating, migraines, tremors, hemorrhage, seizures, and, when pushed sufficiently far, catastrophic damage to the thinkpan. So there is no mystical reservoir of caste energy involved. For the inevitable "TL;DR" request. Blood shapes the thinkpan. The node determines what it can affect. The lattice produces coherence. The resonator carries the signal beyond the skull.
She resonate on my lattice until I node/
╲___i would follow penny into any dead forest..___╱ ╲___i think penny is worth getting strange for___╱ ╲___i miss penny when he is five feet from me___╱ ╲___penny makes the world feel less incorrect..___╱ ╲___i want penny beside me when the world rots___╱ ╲___#yearning and #earning from my #salestuff___╱ ╱PURCHASE WARES FROM MY STORE AT THE QUARRY╲
1 love just say1ng sh1t w1th enough conf1dence that the troll l1sten1ng w1ll just bel1eve you. 1t’s so fuck1ng funny, l1ke, 1 just made that sh1t up dude. genu1nely one of the best th1ngs 1’ve ever learned from my mo1ra1l fr
Oh, I Missed You, You Are As Funny As I Remember. #positive #lol
:o) Oh come now, it isn't so bad. :o) They make such delectable little morsels, and besides... :o) Why waste all those bodies when you could be recycling them into food. :o) It isn't like the little trial failures are going to go onto bigger and better things now, is it? :o) It's economical, really. :o) Hee hee <3
꧁i have been offered to replace my blood with a superior caste... Hm..f..f..꧂
࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
☆i aint no thief, we just happen to have the same stuff☆
have-you-ever-cheated-on-a-romantic-partner? ♥:-yes ♠:-no ♦:-ive-never-had-a-romantic-partner ♣:-nuance-(explain-in-comments)
Don't let people convince yov not to pierce yovr bvlge it's like ^lw^ys ^ good ide^. #nsfw
εvεry n1ght y0µ’rε αl1vε 1z rεbεll10n btw
the ♯fuelstationattendant ♯blatantly ♯ignored me when i ♯approached ♯thecounter / ♯claimed he did not ♯seeme & ♯promptly ♯committed to a ♯commentofsnide / ♯ohhahayourejusttooshort! / & now he has ♯7nights until ♯leprosycurse ♯hmph
♯nono / ♯mywhereabouts are only ♯myquadrants ♯concerns / some of ♯you get ♯too ♯confident & ♯forget that i can just ♯use ♯myamulet of ♯unknownpower or ♯whatever
FACT CHECK. CONFIRMED.
THEY'RE CRUNCHY. CAN'T YOU APPRECIATE THE SIMPLE JOY. OF CRUSHING HUNDREDS OF CARAPACES BETWEEN YOUR FANGS. DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL POWERFUL. NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY. NO MORE TINY LITTLE DRIED ANCHOVIES. @0︵0@
remember. the untimelly demise of your friends is a today probllem. bowlling at the #Guttercade? thats forever. so llong as its every 2 weeks on saturday for a few hours at a time.
Didn't notified on that one huh. This site hates to see people actually winning.
You're well aware that my planetary quest has been essentially complete for quite some time.
planet w1de mult1-c1ty and ecolog1cal rehab 1s a B1TCH but 1t’s gett1ng there
feell llike im making a llot of progress. hard to tell
Microbiology as started to settle well planet wide! No further updates
Some Of You Are Too Worried About " Getting Laid " When You Should Be Worried About Developing A Personality, Send Chitt. #suggestive #nsfc #goodlight
:33 < i let my furriends carry me. :33 < i just killed what they told me to
thii2 ii can agree wiith.
"how may i shape your windpipe?"
god 1 love h1m but hes so d1stracted. before my h1ve burnt down, he for sure was gonna do 1t h1mself bc he left the h1ve ent1rely w1th a pot of meat bo1l1ng on the stove
I'm glad yo+u asked! All credit fo+r my piercings and so+me o+f my tatto+o+s go+es to+ @handMaid. <3
alr1ght get b1tch1er, chop chop
#NEONOOK MONDAY, #NSFW
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
i HAVE A BEAM ATTACK, #fUNtAVROSfACTS
Prince of the Oceans Taming men and beast allike Snuffing out their breath #Haiku #Vent
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
[TRUE$T WORD$ EVER $POKEN]
you post gay sex words bc you are farming kullt. i post gay sex words because i want to rend and tear the fllesh of my boyfriend. we are not the same. #nsfw.
i had fun, awful bowling aside! i'll be there!
THATS my guy B)
i think i hauve voidrot
i made 1 angelled egg, mixed in with all the raw eggs dropped directlly into my boots
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
c< MaN.... i sucK at bOwliNg >c
GOOD LORD. I'M SORRY I SAID "FETID HOLE" AT THE #GUTTERCADE. IT WAS A HUMOROUS MISREPRESENTATION OF MY WORDS. #SFW AND NOT EVEN A LITTLE #SUGGESTIVE.
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
i can be the bigger kahuna and naut be a bad perchson abt that
Okay, Nee-chan, this one is based.
damn that song fuck so severely
sn1ffles. fuck dont rem1nd me
i dont got the energy for this go ask someone about my tragic backstory if you need it
♯deathrattle
I want to go bowling....
Date idea: You deglove your worst enemy while I make the skin grow back very immediately and painfully so you can do it again. #violence #gore
Lark To Lark Acknowledgment.
" Anyway, Here Is Wonderwall " I Say, But Instead It Is Radiohead's " Let Down ".
tHIS IS, mY cHITTR HOT TAKE, mAYBE BUT, i THINK i WOULD FEEL WEIRD, bEING W1TH SOMEONE WHO, kEEPS POSTING ABOUT, "GIRL BULGE," (aND i AM NOT TAGGING THAT, oN PURPOSE), aLL THE TIME, i WOULD GET, aNXIOUS ABOUT IT, i THINK LIKE, wOULD THEY STILL LIKE ME, aND WANT TO BE WITH ME, iF MY HORMONES, aFFECTED 1T OR, iF i GOT BOTTOM SURGERY OR, eVEN IF i JUST, dON'T PUT OUT AND, g1VE THEM ACCESS TO IT? aND DO NOT, sTART TALKING TO ME, iN THE COMMENTS ABOUT, tROLL BIOLOGY BECAUSE, i KNOW, yOU KNOW, wHAT i MEAN, yOU KNOW? #NSFW #isHOULDnOTbEsURPRISED #tHATbEINGoBJECTIFIEDcOMES #wITHbE1NGawOMAN
Eminem as a Seadweller: My name is Swim Shady
The more I look at this site, the more I'm just "Wow I wouldn't let 99% of you near me"
|f That |s True, They Are Fa|l|ng To Even Remotely |mpress Me. Ptolmy Kanast Does Not Settle For |nfer|or R|vals.
seain cronus and aranea flirt makes me wanna throe up bro thats oommf and oompf (one of my manipulator friends and one of my pervert friends)
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
...oh!
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
I cant stay mad at a goof like that!
Hi. :/
#BFF #:( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff7d1cc571de.gif
Precisely!!
Youre so wise tavvy aw. :)
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
<:|
Umm...
I toss my two cents in and suddenly the whole fricken fountain is clogged huh. I was under the impression that that scallywag was just the ol ar-bot in disguise but phooey me for trying to think with my noodle and not my doodle or whatever.
Whats the rub dude i thought we were taking up arms against the big bad!
On principle kind of!
Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.
Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.
Oh janey. With your cooking i wouldnt be able to stop myself from boogieing!
Too long!
Oh unreal heiress get this junk joint jumping.
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
:/
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
You know it my girl up top with the slop.
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
Push it push it!
The mutts in this case!
PARDON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Everythings coming up english!
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
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Coming where? :)
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
Its like france and stuff!
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
Huh?
Pour one out for our pals of the olden era. Instead of jonesing it up with your best guys on the web about your various whackadoodle interests you were just called ol johnny pervert and shipped to the nut house.
True!
How come the consort kingdom aerospace center hasnt gotten a howdy do back about their big top bottle rocket race featuring a ship in your likeliness? Good heavens to betsy milady these scaly sonuvas and bubble blowing big brains are primed on their adorable little haunches!
Not like that!
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
CAN THE RAPSCALLIONS ABOVE ME KEEP THEIR BRITCHES ON.
:(
They only have four fingers janey you must excuse their slapdash craftsmanship. They simply didnt mean to give you a big ol loogie and a fat little bottom.
Me and you tav maybe its a page thing.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
Happy pride month folks!!
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
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-=[whwhtat if i went to sicknastysunday nnot to fuck but to holld up scoreboardss aand keep a cum counter #nsfw_☺]=-
1ll be sure to make sure your eulogy 1s baller and all your stuff 1s put under lock and key
1 dont care 1f th1s 1s uncharacter1st1c of me. but. fuck1ng damn 1t. god fuck1ng damn 1t. 1 m1ss her. 1 m1ss MY buggy, the one 1 worked on for SWEEPS. she was fast, she was charm1ng, she was rel1able, she was everyth1ng 1 ever wanted and more 1n a buggy. 1 bu1ld her and rebu1lt her more t1mes than 1m w1ll1ng to adm1t. 1 knew the w1r1ng l1ke the back of my prong. the tolerances came l1ke second nature. 1 could tell the t1re pressure just by look1ng. she was a ser1al drag race w1nner and wasteland beast. small but m1ghty. but no longer. she has s1nce passed by the fuck1ng meteor smash1ng her 1nto sm1thereens upon sgrub game entry. noth1ng rema1ned beyond the panel w1th the star on the s1de, wh1ch 1 naturally put up 1n my h1ve 1n memor1am due to the nature of my fuckass planet be1ng a G1ANT FUCKOFF DESERT, the STUP1D FUCKOFF GAME dec1ded 1 needed transportat1on anyway. but rather than spar1ng my dearest buggy, 1t K1LLED HER V1OLENTLY AND UNJUSTLY, and gave me a comparat1vely STUP1D FUCKOFF P1ECE OF SH1T EXCUSE OF 4 PANES OF METAL AND A STEER1NG WHEEL w1th NO fuel eff1c1ency, the turn1ng rad1us of a 50 foot tall preh1stor1c lusus, and breaks that would rather k1ll 1tself and take me w1th 1t, and honestly? 1 w1sh 1t would! 1 w1sh 1t would take us both off a cl1ff and end both our m1ser1es 1n one shot. 1 HATE th1s fuck1ng th1ng. 1 hope 1t explodes randomly so 1ll never have to deal w1th 1ts BUSTED EVERYTH1NG. next t1me 1t breaks down 1m leav1ng 1t for the 1mps to r1p apart. except they wont! not w1th th1s th1ng! bc 1ts a p1le of rank sh1t that even the 1mps wont scavenge! can you fuck1ng bel1eve that? the only th1ng 1 could do was g1ve 1t a bare m1n1mum pa1nt job w1th the left over pa1nt from my dearly departed. th1s fuck1ng th1ng was all black before. a black buggy 1n a fuck1ng desert. th1s game wants me to d1e fr, but of a heat stroke sooner than any of the quests would ever do. once 1 dont need th1s glor1f1ed p1ece of crap 1m go1ng to set off a metr1c ton of explos1ves and send 1t off to buggy hell from whence 1t came
(╥﹏╥) I wanna go to the guttercade... ♫
anyone can come to the GUTTERCADE any t1me of n1ght so long as we’re open (bus1ness hours ava1lable by goregle search)
🎣
stup1d1ty fuck1ng buggy, stup1d fuck1ng eng1ne #buggyma1ntenance #crashedbuggy #selfrel1ant #forgottouseps1on1cs #whatever
ok everyth1ng's f1ne now actually, gu1lt no longer complex, 1t was easy actually
(=°・°=) < I TAKE IT ALL BACK. NOTHING ON THIS CHART IS REFLICKTIVE OF THE TRUTH. I WAS JOKING, AND ALSO WRONG. (=°・°=)ﾉ < MY APAWLOGIES FOR TROLLING YOU ALL.
if you didn'T like me at my CO you don'T deserve me at my (allegedly) sexy new PFP
I maintain that my onlly personall gripes about the website is that there's not enough viollence. Why aren't we catering to me specifically
thanks!
you are good at photography!
1gnore my other ch1t 1 totally as the coolest one there
ᴇʀᴍ...The live action remake of "In which a spirited island troll escapes her isolated island, overcomes her self-doubt, braves a dangerous ocean alongside a boastful, shape-shifter, and fights off volcanic monsters to restore a mystical heart to a goddess, thereby breaking an ancient curse and saving her people from starvation." It stars The Troll Rock, and he sucks! What a shitload of fuck!
youre ALLWAYS saying this. im allways nodding. no one ellse fucking gets it.
cant even ellectrocute a guy to death anymore. because of woke
Thise is notte painte, forst the Record. Mine skin, be peelinge off. It Hurtse.
Intentioonally gooing too the party with noo partner soo while everyoone is busy making oout with each oother i steal their wallets
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:33 < i just got fucking 30 notifs of people liking my suggestion to delete mewr account :33 < so i think purrhaps mewr the only one who thinks i'm a bad kitty >:33c :33 < mewr move asshole
:33 < delete mewr account at 88 followers
i feell llike if you go into someone ellses post and start fllirting in the comments you shoulld probablly be llike, executed by firing squad or smth
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted to do the propaganda for her, so here you go. #nsfwv. #nsfc too, but not the c youre thinking of. "its ya boy eridan ampora here vwith a guest rewvievw on alternias biggest caked up baddie our leadin broad in the beam for #cronusbabeoff hovwre all likin my vwintage hic edition penthouse by the wvay pretty groowvy huh cost me a pretty caegar but it wvas totally wvorth it an yknowv its the real deal too cause its got her signature shade a coral pink semi gloss #2 stamped across the covwer wvhen im feelin advwenturous i take my condy penthivwe out a her plastic slip an ewver so gently stroke her lipstick mark vwith a quivwerin finger wvith my other flipper placed firmly against my crotch anyvway im afraid the competition has been crushed by the empresss unholy cake grinder the rest a you booty impaired ladies can go hivwe novw" yeah. yowvza. #cwv-cakesitting. <3 or <> for condy. <3< or c3< for rosie.
okay, i let that #cronusbabeoff sit a bit longer than i meant to, but the results are in. it wvas a close match, but jane took an early lead and kept it. the handiemaid, the demoness (succubus) is out, and ms. crocker mowves on to the semi-finals! next up... hey, damara, the hell are you still doing here? yep, damara megido, totally different than the handmaid, is up against our 8addie vwriska serket. you already knovw about damz, so lets focus on lil serk. shes 8ratty, shes 8ossy, shes evwerything in-8etvween. she can take charge or get put in her place. wvhether theyre 8-cups or her cups look like an 8, she makes it wvork. does she hawve wvhat it takes to owvercome damara? lets find out! and uhh... lets call that text #nsfwv just to be safe. <3 or <> for vwriska <3< or c3< for damz
The much anticipated 2000s tier list. MOST of these series I watched either as they were released or in syndication throughout my childhood, so the metric of my enjoyment is both through the lens of nostalgia and by my old, much less skeptical yardstick. Shall we proceed to the 90s?
A tier list concerning animated series from the 2010s specifically. MOST of these series I have watched only as an adult, given they would have come out partially or in their entirety after my departure for The Medium. Next is the 2000s!
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you can take quite the beating as compared to the other human composite references I was permitted to speak with. The vulva is plush like safety cushions. Hydration: 7! Uhm. Your labia lips have recently been quite, erm, soaked as it were! At least, excited. Rigidity: 3! This is a score, uhm, you want lower. It's sort of the inverse of pliability? This is, however, in regards to your actual vaginal opening. It seems to be able to not only be able to foster human genitalia but is just rigid enough to allow even the most pliable of bulges enter without it begin and embarrassing mush. X Factor!: 10! H-hhhhHOWdoIdescribethiswithoutgettingkilled? Uhm. Your innerworkings, your, uuuterus is quite active. THough behind your bulwark of a cervix, your ovaries and uterus are, putting in??? Overtime??? Like any good CEO!꧂
wvere trying but you aint making it vwery easy.
try posting less babe.
creep by radiohead really speaks to me.
howw i feel about cigarettes to be honest
♥ pitch romance is fucking awesome never let anyone tell you otherwise ♥
That's what I'm saying.
-=[theyywont lose you if they keep all yourrr piecessss!! x-)_☺]=-
To reiterate, the #OldYoutubePlaylist will air from 11 AM EST tomorrow morning until it ends, which presumably will be around 8 PM. All are welcome to attend. I'll be posting the link shortly before airtime and throughout the day. Feel free to blacklist #OldYoutubePlaylist to avoid the reminders. DISCLAIMER. I am merely purporting to have cultivated an ERA-ACCURATE playlist. I cannot speak to your personal enjoyment. If you get onto the OLD YOUTUBE PLAYLIST and find the comedic stylings of "Like Mah Status," "Fred Goes Swimming," "Charlie the Unicorn," and "Taking The Hobbits to Isengard" to be dated and blase, I CANNOT HELP YOU. :B See you there!
if i see one more a you beforus milksops usin cull in the alternian sense just knoww i got you fuckin clocked as a larper you are NOT like us no matter howw much you wwish it wwere so #ourcultureisnotacostume #calloutpost #vvaguepost #instigating
Shopping trip. #BettyCrocker #Reup #NeedMyMix #Yummers!
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
чgh like i;d soil mY pristine prongs with the likes of anYthin fishY ;/
one of the pettiest thing i;ve done mчst be poчrin dairY over a bloke;s scчttlebчggY;s seat and left it to cook in the alternian sчn dчring warmer eqчinox
Calling you psycho the way that you're desperate, Scribbling proclamations like an illiterate text-wit. Shit was clipped out of context? Bitch, quit grasping at straws, She won't step on your face, but I'll enforce some laws. You think she's your purpose, your sole reason for life? You're just a cog in the system, perpetual victim of strife. Weeping bodily fluids like they're bars in the sand, While we're out here running empires you can't comprehend. Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the saddest of all? A total non-entity tryna play ball. Read, reread the garbage you vent in and out of the feed, See you’re a footnote in history for anyone's heed. Sucker for attention, can't think beyond your erection, All for a friend of a friend, no preestablished connection. You're kicking it solo, forever a clone, An absolute nobody wasting time on his phone. Dave's playing fuckin' ball? You do got that legacy, But the way your shit's twisted is downright fuckin' heresy. Get my knob off your mind, drop the text that you signed, You’re swinging out of your league and getting aligned. Quoting anime at me? Let's check back into reality, Your fragile mentality can't face my brutality. Your game is already dead, no head, no crown, Just a supplementary Strider acting like a clown.
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of various cat videos. Nyan Cat falls under the animated chapter of the docket rather than the feline, for what I hope are obvious reasons. We then have a full hour of adult men angrily reviewing various pieces of media AND/OR ragequitting from a game. I like to mix my unjustifiable tirades with full-blown meltdowns for variety. From there we dive headfirst into the animation section. I've compiled a Llamas with Hats extended edit, amongst others. Then I say we cut a left to comedic skit dub-overs, culminating in The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger. Then onto the bloopers. We have a SUPERCUT of various gaffes and boners ranging from popular cinematic works to voice-acting to news reels. Our musical outro will be the DJ Earworm United State of Pop 2008, 2009, 2010, and 2011 in that order. THEN if you're still feeling froggy, we can pivot to old-school brawling videos caught on tape, from your phone, under the blankets. You will have to hold the phone up. And then sex I guess. #NSFW.
Some patients can't 8e saved, 8ut that 8urden's not on you........ #auto8iographical #lightempath theantlers #lyricposting #rel8tionships
Something that can be very usefull to insurgent ellements is a cerullean or two. They are, admittedlly, very difficullt to sway over to a primarilly llowbllood dominated demographic, which most rebellions are, but if you can manage it? Exquisite. A llittlle mind controll can go a very llong way. Snag the driver for cruciall supplly freights and haullerbuggies. Makes it far lless obvious that it was viollentlly stollen. Peer into the illicit secret documents of government officialls. Have a crime committed by some sad schmuck unaffilliated with your movement, so that it llooks to have been done by an independent renegade. It is important to make sure your crimes that target the popullace, to make their llives worse, cannot be pinned on you. If it is, publlic opinion sways against you, recruitment becomes difficullt, enforcement more extreme. But if nobody knows who is responsiblle, and infrastructure begins to faill, it starts to llook llike government incompetence. And that is a POWERFUL tooll for enraging the masses. Anger makes peoplle easy to sway. Before you know it, they'd strap on a bomb vest for you. #viollence #terrorism
Ii think the museum itself may just be an ad t.o° be h.o°nesty but I f.o°rgivve it f.o°r this it was s.o° euph.o°ric evevn if Ch.o°ke is n.o°t necessarily my fav.o°rite even .o°ut .o°f cullas https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/6611ed755115.png
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
don'T mean to be a detractor but this is like saying holy shit have you guys tasted water? this shit is crazy
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
↗️I AM SETTING UP RATIOS SO HARD THEY ARE CALLING ME EUCLID.↗️
Make friends with at lleast a couplle trolls working within the beaurocracy. You get either a potentiall way out shoulld you find yoursellf in a difficullt position, or a usefull, unwitting pawn. Never waste a piece, even if you might have to sacrifice it.
SERKET REVIEWS: PROJECT ZOM8OID 8y THE INDIE STONE For my first installment of reviews, I chose to start playing a game in Karkat’s li8rary that had 8arely seen even an hour of playtime. At time of writing, I’ve gone WELL over the two hour threshold for refunds. Hopefully Karkat doesn’t mind, 8ecause I can tell this is going to 8e a game that sucks me in! Instead of 8eing the typical d8ting sim, lifestyle sim, or occasional looter shooter that is common to his li8rary, this game is user-descri8ed as an open world survival sim. I chose to dive into it without much research, and ignored the multiplayer function to 8etter immerse myself in the survival mechanics. This was the o8vious correct choice. The game opens to a haunting screen of a man cradling his m8tesprit closely, clearly attempting to comfort her as she is 8andaged and injured in the splash art. There’s a swell of dramatic music, and then thunder claps, lightning flashes, and you see the gruesome truth of the scene revealed as an ela8or8te ruse!!!!!!!! The man is ACTUALLY tearing at the flesh of his lifeless partner, who has yet to rise in undeath to join him in eternal hunger. That is essentially the entire tone of this game. You may not realize it, looking at the cute trash-gru88er8east mascot, 8ut dreariness and loneliness are the main experience, 8eyond the dread of the undead hordes slowly closing in around you. Zom8oid is a game that promises to punish the slightest misstep, and such punishment can very quickly send you into a tailspin of utter desol8tion. My first attempt at the game (post the ro8ust and informative tutorial, of course) was thwarted 8y a 8roken window lock! Had I 8een a8le to pull open the window to make my escape, I likely would have lasted several more in-game days. As it was, I was forced to start over and try again, this time a touch more cautiously. The first area where real mistakes can 8e made are in the character cre8tor screen. There’s a ton of options for how to kneecap your character from the get go, ranging from things to challenge yourself with, and work around, such as 8eing underweight or hard of hearing, all the way to the truly formida8le illiteracy tr8t, which makes it completely impossi8le to 8oost level growth 8y reading skill manuals. If you choose to 8e illter8te, and don’t know how to oper8 generators, you’re shit out of luck when the power goes out! 8etter hope you like to camp!!!!!!!! Taking positive attri8utes su8tracts points from your character sheet, while taking negatives adds them 8ack. I think it is a very 8alanced system that challenges you to take weaknesses that you can grow your character out of, such as 8eing unfit, overweight, or overall weak. Practicing fitness routines while not escaping from zom8ie assaults will eventually pay off, as you gain muscle and agility, just like real life! Food and rest are also required, much like real life. The nutritional system is fairly ro8ust, 8ut pretty punishing, though it does do an incredi8le jo8 of accounting for physical exertion for food and sleep needs. Your character can also 8ecome 8ored, or even depressed, which means a variety of food and entertainment experiences (such as 8ooks or tv shows) are required to stave off the inner demons of the zom8iod apocalypse. It’s rare to see a survival simul8tion take into account the needs of the mind and soul as well as the needs of the 8ody! There’s also a very ela8or8te crafting system, including the possi8ility to craft your own hive from scratch, crafting weapons and gear, and repairing or cr8ting your very own clothing and armor to fend off the hordes with. Each of these systems dovetail together to make an awesomely in depth and challenging game that somehow doesn’t start to feel like an organiz8tion sim until you’ve 8een playing the same save for several nights str8! As for gameplay, there are myriads of options to customize and tailor the experience to your desires. If you’re more interested in a relaxed approach, may8e a focus on the ranching and farming portions of the gameplay loop would 8e more your speed. If you find yourself a god among zom8oid slayers, perhaps you’d prefer to try the challenge options? And, like I mentioned 8efore, there IS a solid multiplayer 8ase out there, though I haven’t personally delved into that area of play yet. All in all, a solid 8/10. There are still game 8r8king 8ugs to 8e found AAAAAAAAALL over the place, which is crazy for a game that’s 8een in development for 6.9 sweeps! That’s 15 years for you humans out there, 8tw. Appar8ntly someone even stole the hard drive that had the early game stored on it, forcing them to start over completely once. Crazy stuff! 8eyond a little 8it of gameplay jank, there’s not much I feel compelled to complain a8out with this title, and I highly recommend it to anyone who likes to play solo survival games with huge maps and challenging scenarios. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/037caf4ea2c2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9f16c7a888c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66acc553d388.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3aa94372518d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/38c1d94ea15d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/44618803912e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37287d796296.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6da84e0e119a.png #serketreviews #nsfw #gore
1t’s always some random asshole m1d-to-h1gh on the street wh1stl1ng and go1ng “you got someth1n 1n your pocket or are you just happy to see me”. and the answer 1s always “yeah actually, my scarab” and they get confused, so 1 have to take out #myscarab l1terally l1ke “go my scarab” and 1t attacks. they always act surpr1sed when 1 pull out #myscarab as though 1 d1dn’t JUST warn them https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/my%20scarab.png
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
~These cO~nfessi~Ons c~Ould've been an email~
The toolls for retribution are out there. The scorned, the furious, the embittered. Beautifull instruments of viollence, merelly in need of honing, tempering, sharpening their hate. Innocent llittlle fllock of sheep, they need but a guiding hand, and sometimes, a cllenched fist. They cannot see. Be their hands, I can be your eyes.
The Seer guides the knight indeed. What good is a knight? Just a bumblling fooll stumblling around unlless given vision, purpose. Do what you're good at, taking orders from peoplle who know better. You have no vision, but I have all the vision in the worlld.
1 Sweep 3 Perigees 13 Nights.
Llegacy is llife. I am dead allready. But I am allive.
Yes. Record me in history. I will never die.
Good knights follow strong vision. MY vision.
Cllose your ears to the inane rambllings of the others of my blloodlline. A foollish, compllacent "rebell" chilld who never did anything worth anything before unceremoniouslly dying. An unwavering Knight, incapablle of going 5 minutes without their precious Commander. An impotent seer, afraid of their own potentiall. I am the onlly one you need care about. Onlly I can guide you to what you NEED. You will have it. If you simplly follow orders.
Next week, the journall factory will finally be reconstructed. 3 nights, 12 hours, 44 minutes llater, it will burn down. Seventy eight trolls will die.
Doom comes for us all. I can see it, so very cllearlly. Onlly I can hellp you make the most of what time you have lleft. I will Shepard you to the death you deserve. Llet me make those hard choices for you, so you can just coast allong fates currents. I will make sure you make it to peacefull seas. I'm doing this for you.
I knew Troll Michaell Jackson was going to die ahead of time. But I didn't have a chittr account at the time.
I didn't know that my charming llittlle Ward had an account here. It's llike a familly reunion.
🌳🌳🌳you🌲do🌸not🌸sea🌳the🍄forest🌿for🍄the🍄trees.🌳🌳🌳
🌳🌳🌳this🌳is🌸because🌳of🌳the🌸trees.🌳🌳🌳
Want to win the hearts of the dissenfranchised? Poison the water supplly. Swoop in and offer the onlly source of cllean water, as charity. Radicullize them. They'll do whatever you ask of them, to tear down the machine. So what if you caused the probllem? It's just expediting putting their lloyallty where it shoulld have been all allong.
Allways count on a troll to relly on their base instincts. Llust, primarilly, for this crowd. Makes them easy to motivate.
🌳🌳🌳i🌿am🍄already🌸in🌸the🌸woods. how🌿about🌳you🌳de-generate🌸some🍄income.🍄 my🌿sales🌿are🍄final.🌳🌳🌳
🌳🌳🌳dearest🌿matesprit.🌿stop🌳looking🌲in🌿the🌲opulent🌳water🌸pools.🌳you🌳will🌸be🌿enamored🌸by🍄your🍄reflection🍄akin🍄to🌲troll🌸narcissus.🌳🌳🌳
♯YOUARESO ♯CUTE
🌳🌳🌳my🍄new🌿quirk🌲is🌸reflective🍄of🍄my🌸environment.🌿i🍄am🌸no🌳longer🌸underground.🌳i🌿am🌲still🌿beetel🍄though.🌲#myquirk.🌿#epic🌳🌳🌳
Believe it or not, we argued in the test kitchen over whether or not the drip was a touch on the nose. #BehindTheScenes #PrideMonth #Ally #GayCake #JustLikeYou
YOURE SO R1GHT FUCK
why do you think that llittlle bastard from hunter x hunter got so much use out of it earlly in the series? usefull stuff.
1m add1ng spools of f1sh1ng w1re to my 1nventory, l1ke, the tens1le strength alone 1s crazy. how d1d 1 not th1nk about that before
wow 4 sweeps 1s crazy, good for them
yo @iMMJunior no pressure big j but could i get one of those asexual badges whenever you have a second
#BFFs #sisters #glubyou #derp #GetYourDerpOn
★lright ye★h sure.
Going to the convenience store ★g★in for bloodberry sod★. Once more I ★m offering to gr★b you something if I like you. NO C★SH REGISTERS
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
I'm still mad and my 'puter still off, but all I have to say is, and with the dryest intonation possible, "Wow. I am shocked. Who could I have seen this coming?" Okay, bye.
one can only hope
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat
I have discovered that a bar-cade is the best place ever to hang.
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Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
Just get off my post.
I'm going to provide you a singular opportunity to train the AI sucking your brainstem NEVER to speak to me in that manner again. If you're as intelligent as your wire (and circuit) mother, you'll learn.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
P-EIX-ES STAY WINNINGGGG #angelsnutritionblock
- No never mmind I didn't say that
thinking about vwriting up something. cronus amporas ultimate guide to babe hunting. not that i vwanna just givwe awvay my secrets on howv i get the ladies vwrapped around my pinky finger, but i think itd be a common good. i could help a lotta you sadsacks out.
- He's what #HesWhat #SommethingIsHappening #OfficerenaDramma #MyCaliginousPunchcard #What
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
♯incorrect ♯iwouldnevergetapapercut because i wear ♯prongcoverings ♯all the ♯time / ♯also im ♯impervious to ♯all ♯allergicreactions / ♯ivebuiltupatolerance / ♯pendraneverdie
♯IMAGINE SUCH A ♯WEAKNESS / ♯YOURHELLISTHELOCALBAKERY
idk if im gonna be voted off on #angelsnutritionblock but they gonna have to wait cause im in the RINGGGGGG boat to KICK BASS
FUUUUUUCK
sometimes i can still hear them confirming pronouns
their
sometimes i can still hear her voice
- If you're still asking these Night 1 questions, then you should honestly look into enrolling in somme pupal-grade business war-tactic courses. 🤣🤣 - Or changing career paths entirely. I think "Third Chair Hydration Lackey" at the mmuscular theater suits your soft skills pretty well! Don't you think? 😁 LOL. - Hope this Helps!
No I like my honda civic, it's a good car Larkin
i feel pike i gotta be doing somefin bigger than this. i gotta win this dam show and get my shit wrapped up tight coz i gotta get plans in motion
i am goin to split you open bone by bone, pour t)(e fuckin marrow into your )(elmet, and drink your gelatinous nerve endins from your )(elmet like a glass of fuckin' cogniac you sentient little )(emorr)(oid
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
im sitting in the dorm playing this and id let the other competitors play too but if one of em kicked my bass in it id have no choice but to blow this entire building up with me in it
i just got a psychic intuitive feeling trollbamas gonna bet the gray house
if mr prez bets away the gray house im gonna have a duel by noonlight with vp lalonde over which girlboss gets the launch codes before whoever won the house in the bet gets there
pretty shore theres no competition today either so imma spend the day in the dorms cooking like crazy
obama was usin hyperbole to show support for me its literally classic shittalking of the opposition like how you say you gonna yell at the coach if he dont call fair shots
oh my cod it was 10002 grubs as one big entity its literally a horrorterror
♯thebugs are ♯awfullychatty today / ♯stop telling them ♯things / they are ♯relaying the ♯cookingshow / i ♯wasntevenwatchingit
witness the way my entire shirt just exploded with VICTORY and then got switched out with anautter identical one but the sign is an inch to the left
lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RED TEAM FOREVER NEVER DOUBTED EVEN ONCE #angellsnutritionbllock
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART C DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: ROADKILL RED TEAM: **RED TEAM** Kantan (Entree 1): VIM = 4, APP = 5 +3 for concept Tonight's cosplay gets in the way, but the grubs love the meal. Wrothe (Entree 2): RAS = 5, DEX = 9 The grubs ask for, and are granted, permission to nibble on Wrothe. Larkin (Garnish): PLC = 7, GRA = 5 The sheer number of grubs combined with the allure of cheese bring Larkin to his knees. Vixroy (Appetizer): DEX = 14, APP = 9 Vixroy is on fire with this theme. The grubs who do try the appetizers adore them. Meenah (Dessert): HUB = 6, IMG = 5 +4 for concept + specialty The grubs are a nuisance and keep trying to lick the spoon, but Meenah keeps a cool head. 83 MVP: Vixroy **LIME TEAM** Sawyer (Entree 1): VIM = 7, GRT = 6 +6 for concept + specialty This is Sawyer's time to shine, and he does it. Junoia (Entree 2): IMG = 10, HUB = 7 The dish doesn't go over great, but Godeux notices Junoia's budding talent all the same. Lorn (Garnish): PLC = 9, GRA = 6 Lorn holds the team together but a few mistakes slip through. Mintyl (Appetizer): APP = 6, RAS = 6 -3 for concept Mint pratfalls. Like, a lot. Face right in one of the fake pillbugs and everything. No one laughs. Karama (Dessert): IMG = 3, DEX = 9 The grubs don't love it, but boy do they eat it! 75 MVP: Godeux doesn't really want to give that much credit to anyone. The Grubs liked the Red Team's dishes more, and they performed better than Lime. Godeux's choice is clear. RED TEAM wins. The Lime Team must submit two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock
At least someone liked it...
we could still win this chef hasnt done all the calculations and shit yet
Now, what did @cosmicHorror have to say about the menu? Let's start with Red Team! "WHY TEAM RED NOT FOLLOWING THEME. -1 POINT ALL. FROG ESPARGOT. SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY. NOT YUMMY. NOT TASTY. HEAD MATRIARCH SAID NO EATING LIVING BEINGS. ARE FROG SENTIENT? DONT KNOW. TASTE LIKE VOID AND SORROW. 2/10 ASPIC. GOOD. ALMOST LIKE SLUDGE. DIABOLICAL FEAST. BUT TOO MUCH GOING ON. WE HATE THE MAYO. FUNNY WIGGLING! WAIT. IS IT WIGGLER. FEELS WRONG TO EAT. 5/10 POTATO. WINNER WINNER. MASHY POTATOES THE BEST FOR THE GRUB. BETTER THAN SLUDGE. AND WE LOVE SLUDGE! ALL GOES WELL. WE ARE PLEASED WITH DECISION. CRANBERRY SAUCE. IS CHERRY ON TOP. OR YOU COULD SAY. CRANBERRY ON TOP. 9/10 ONLY BECAUSE NOT ON THEME. CAKE. LOOKS LIKE BLOOD AND GORE ON TOP OF CHEESECAK. WOW. HOW PRETTY. BUT TOO SOUR. NEED MORE SUGAR FOR THE GRUB. MAKES US SLEEPY. SLEEPY GRUBS DONT GIVE GOOD RATES. AND GRAHAM CRACKER. SERIOUSLY? 6/10 #AngelsNutritionblock
Of course, there can be no Red without Lime! What did @cosmicHorror have to say? "WHAT A FEAST. LET US ENJOY THE MENY. HMMMM DISH 1. YUM YUM YUM! CHINKEN. JUICY AND HEALTHY. VERY GOOD. WE LOVE POTATO. CREATIBE AS WELL. VERYGOOD. COULD USME MORE POTATO THOUGH. 8/10 DISH 2. TOO CHEWY! NOT ALL HAVE TEETH YET! BAD! BAD! INTESTINES MEAN THERE POOP WERE. GRUBS HATE POOP! NO! TOO MCYCH SPICES AS WELL. NOT SUITABLE 3/10 APEPTIZER. BLASPHEMY. LOOKS LIKE A DEAD GRUB. TASTES LIKE A DEAD GRUB. HORRID. WHO WOULD EVEN BRING ONION. ON COOKING SHOW. ONLY JERMEY LIKES THE CHEESE SAUCE. ETERNAL SUFFERING/10 (VERY BAD) DESSERT. CAN ALWAYS COUNT. YUMMY AND TENDER. SWEET BUT NOT TOO MUCH. NOT ON THEME THOUGH. ROADKILL NOT TRUE CRIME. LAZY. WHY ONLY ONE SLICE. THERE 10,002 US. ARE WE A JOKE? 5/10" [The final rating was amended to 6/10 after being informed there was more than one slice.] #AngelsNutritionblock
- Oh mmy god #AngelsNutritionBlock
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART 1 CHARITY NIGHT THEME: ROADKILL The chefs have to help decorate the roadkill themed dining room. CUSTOM MENUS The teams split up and have to come up with their own menus, based off a few hints of what the mystery judge and the orphans requested. Likes were listed as sludge, meat, vegetables, and living things. Dislikes were listed as fish and mama catching them eating living things. A special request was made for cheesecake. RED TEAM: FROG SPAWN ESCARGOT: a sumptuous appetizer comprised of 6 Burgundy snails baked with garlic infused butter. After the baking is completed, each shell is topped with a layer of fresh, live frogspawn. Served on a nest of curled parsley, with additional garlic butter and a few wedges of lemon to complement the butter if desired. JELLO-MOLD ASPIC: A main course that moves! Minced beef encased in a layer of bone broth gelatin. An elegant (if not dated) pattern swirls into thin chunks of proceed protein, a monotonous flow of brown broken up solely by dashes by parsley, separated splashes of mayonnaise, peas, and shredded asparagus. The vibrant orange of soft carrot cascades down every serrated spiral preserved in the pattern, and a crown of cocktail olives nestles neatly on top of it all, equally encased in a solid inch of savory sludge. Even a soft breeze from the overhead fan sends it wobbling and wiggling, squirming on a bed of kale garnish. Each bite is a different flavor and textural experience, for better or for worse. TWICE BAKED POTATO WITH POACHED EGG AND CRANBERRY SAUCE: Crispy potato skins with mashed potatoes piped back in for delectable mouthfeel and flavor. The potatoes have onions, bacon, and cheese folded into them for added flavor and texture. A poached egg is nestled into each potato-boat, seasoned perfectly with flaky sea salt, pepper, and an artful sprinkling of perfectly chopped chives. A drizzle of a reduced cranberry sauce compliments each spud. BERRY CHEESE CAKE: A creamy cheese cake flavored with a dense helping of pureed berries, layered to create a colorful rainbow of different berry flavors including blackberry, raspberry, blueberry, and a hint of vanilla flavoring. The top is decorated with light low-sugar frosting as to not overpower the creme, and berries not used in the blend are placed on top as decor. The base of the cheesecake is made of a crust which is made of graham cracker crumbs and chocolate shavings. LIME TEAM: ENTREE 1: A Middle Alternian dish known as "haman". It is made of feathery messanger coobeast, stuffed with spiced short grain rice, boiled in broth and fried to leaving it with a crunchy outer skin. A Yukon Gold potato is shaped to be the head of the dead bird for the dish. The potato is soft and easy to mash. It's seasoned with salted butter, pepper, and paprika for a savory flavor. There's also a baby carrot in the potato that's meant to represent a bird beak. This was made to mimic a dead bird on the road that was perhaps not paying attention when a truck suddenly came in its flightpath. ENTREE 2: Another Middle Alternian dish known as "mombar". It is made of fleecebeast intestinal casing, stuffed with spiced short grain rice mixed with ground fleecebeast meat and tomato sauce. the intestines are then boiled in broth, fried, and sesoned with salt and crushed black pepper. This was made to mimic, no, directly showcase the intestines of an animal that was run over and is being picked at by vultures on the side of the road. APPETIZER: A beautiful crackling deep fried onion split to resemble a dead pill bug, its inner core filled with a zesty dippable cheese sauce. Diners can rip off the "legs" and dip into the sauce to enjoy while they whet their appetites. DESSERT: A slice of tiramisu cheesecake, garnished with soft delicious lady fingers that have been shaped and decorated to look like actual fingers and dusted with cocoa powder. And of course! Our guest judge and charity case, 10,002 Hungry Grubs! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
oh we got this shit in the BAGGGGGG
KANTAN! NEVER! LOSE!!!!!!! pleaseplease i need a win im so discouraged
#angelsnutritionblock dont be hatin my chit about crushing the grubs trust me theres 10002 of them they gonna be fine
back to the action [s] meenah fillet these chumps
W-E GOTTA F-E-ED T)(-E T-EN T)(OUSAND?
“Terror made me cruel; and finding it useless to attempt shaking the creature off, I pulled its wrist on to the broken pane, and rubbed it to and fro till the blood ran down and soaked the bedclothes…” *Excerpt from Wuthering Heights by Emilee Brontë
I will never 8e a 8ottom to an Empress, revolting heresy. #nsfw
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs faced the heat of the kitchen for the first time! Bonds were formed, and nearly some burns! Red Team fell short due to poor cohesion, and Jigsaw got the boot! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... Things get a little... [Scare chord. Scream.] Spooky. [The camera cuts to the contestants standing, mouths agape, in a gore covered room.] It's Charity Night, of course! And tonight's guest judge has plenty of mouths to feed... [Legions of wigglers swarm the gore decorated dining room.] Will the contestants, with their own custom menus, be up to the task of pleasing their pickiest diners yet? Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
Been here less than an h-o-o-ur and y-o-o-u're already the smartest pers-o-o-n I'll meet -o-o-n this site.
saury guppies looks pike the big kahuna has to hit the nutritionblock to #win. id say wish me luck but thatd imply i need it #uptop #downlow #tooslow
[Sawyer's in the kitchen and he's decorating funfetti cupcakes with white icing and lime colored sprinkles. These cup cakes were clearly for lime team, excluding the highbloods.] "Now...if I give ya a cup cake. Promise you ain't gonna snitch to chef about this." [The camera moves up and down and Sawyer slowly hands the person behind the camera a cupcake.] {NOTE FROM THE PRODUCERS: This cameraman was viciously beaten for this transgression. Don't tell Sawyer.} #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[It's unclear for a moment where the cameraman has managed to track Larkin down, but as the picture resolves, it's clear that he's seated on a crate in a different part of the alley than is usually filmed in. He glances at the crew's approach, runs a hand through his hair and sighs, before looking back up. There's some defeat in his posture, but a lot of anger in his eyes. ] "I saw a blizzards worth of dandruff making it into the apps today. 4 seconds of ceaseless scalp shedding, just directly into the appetizers. If we could ensure it was just him going, that would be FINE. But there's no guarantee! I feel like I'm about to go insane." [Moody music plays, as he looks up at the sky, which is about as clear as dishwater. The camera pans up, but the mic feed is still all Larkin.] "Gotta find a way to really keep the team tight. TIGHT. Team cosplay? Fuck, that sucks, but.... maybe?" #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
how does a team in which one of the members SUBMITS A CAN WIN. HOOFBEAST SHIT #angellsnutritionbllock
thats what IM SAYIN
RIGGED CONTEST #angellsnutritionbllock
YEEAAAAAH LLARKIN LLETS GOOOOOOOOOO SHOW THEM WHO RULLES THE COOKING RECEPTACLLE
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
BECAUSE ITS A BAD MOVIE
- Oh god. While we're on the topic... recently, I had this daymmare that all of mmy ex-concupiscent quadrants mmet up and started unionizing against mme. 😂😂🤣🤣💔♠️ - #UnionBusting #ILoveBusting #BustingMakesMeFeelGood
I was recently asked this, and yes: I think it is entirely appropriate to "kiss the homies goodnight".
- I just don't like it. I don't WANT to. As a filmm, I think it is HIGHLY INACCURATE and uninteresting as a representation of the typical businesstroll's psyche. Maybe almmost insulting so. 😆😆🤣
- Sorry, LOL. 🤣 I amm pretty sure the unabridged title of "Alternian Psycho" is: - "Wherein A Cerulean Investyrant Banker Leads A Horrifying And Debased Double Life; Disgustingly Entrenched Within The Historic Yuppie Miasmma Of New Forke Stemmcluster, His Scrupulously Kept Act Draws Routine Shock And Contemmpt Fromm The Viewer; Starring Troll Christian Bale As Patrik Baymman As Repulsive And Highly Respectable Lead; By Night, He Maintains Appearances By Achieving High Ammounts Of Success, Leverage, And Bloodshed Over His Workplace Commpetitors; But By Day Indulges In Obscenely Depraved Acts Of Unmmitigated Pity And Friendship; (Inclusive Of): Feeding The Hiveless; Rescuing A Workrink Rival When Rendered To A Vulnerable State Frommmm Rapant Soda Abuse; Assisting Legislacerators (Including One Portrayed By Purple Blooded Filmms Veteran Of Immmmense Repute, Willemm Dahfoe) In The Pursuit Of Unquestionable Justice; Delivering Wanton Ammounts Of Paps To Frightened Mid- And Lowblood Trolls In His Wake; And So On..."
☆ Any rhythm games ones I fuKKin dominate those shits☆
dragons llair woulld piss so many peoplle off and probablly get a llot of money
reallizing i shoulld have clleaned my hive now. it's not... gross or anything but theres fuckin fabric everywhere and now I'm going to have guests sometime soon. damn.
im not pretending anything. i know you can smell harassment materiall llike a shark with bllood in the water.
↘️i have portrayed you as a scum-levelled snootpicker.↘️ ↗️WHICH YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3925101d82fb.png ↘️
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
☆ I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous, I Keep things loose I ain't your average punK roKK loser Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really Kool #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/tracK/2pKoh1jUQoppztoQRRGyKK?si=53nor8bAShCtVeGxiNeWvQ☆
me when tha species designed to b mean is mean 380
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #lyricposting theres something big and powerful and wise and its begging us to end its tragic life so lets be temple grandin for tonight a hug without a person is alright we'll find a friendly way to make it die https://open.spotify.com/track/5d8DWlbsApLBQ8KOldng1J?si=bfe2d642a49943fb ]
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concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)
nname your price please dont move this to dms please stay arguing here please please please
i swear to Cod man if you want that thing dead, if you *need me* i will handlle it. we wont even consider it llike, me hellping you, consider it a llarger vermin invading and killing the smaller one.
↗️LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU.↗️
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
b0nes are great. if y0u find b0nes tell me where they are and m0ve n0thing ar0und them at all. 0u0
ᐖ GURL I AM A BLAᑈKSMITH UR MAN'Z JUST ANNOYING ᐛ
a silly little question, has anyone here ever played a game called sgrub?
feell llike i shoulld meet the nice ones in the middlle. it is allso, admittedlly, kind of fun
I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
⚓< why buy crypto when you can just rob people in person like the good old days >
↘️it sounds like you work pro stupid.↘️
↘️you are a shill and a scam. goodbye.↘️
↘️it appears that there is a handful of lesser ingrates and scammers that have marked me as an unsuspecting target.↘️ ↗️AS SOMEONE LIABLE TO FALL VICTIM TO A LIE OR RUSE.↗️ ↘️you're wrong.↘️ ↗️WHILE YOU STUDIED HARD IN GENERAL EDUCATION SCHOOLFEEDING TO PASS YOUR CLASSASSINATIONS, I STUDIED THE CANDLESTICK CHARTS OF INVESTMENTS AND STOCKS.↗️ ↘️i am a highly classed salarytroll.↘️
:33 < hey guys im transmasc nyanbinary!! :)) :33 < happy trans visibility night!!!
I'm embarrassing myself out here. Cms.
no. 1m a ch1ll guy 1 dont need #wrathco1n. you w1ll not be gett1ng my bus1ness. tell1ng my boss @abatto1rsGutter to get started on #haterco1n r1ght now
-------------------------- imagine, beetel haVing Wares. yoU bUying them. #romance
ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!
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concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Is trolls bugs
I Just Think You Shouldnt Be Allowed To Pity Bait So Flagrantly On The Timeline Is All
> l00ks l1ke "peanut, tw1st h1s bawls" 1s j01n1ng my v0cab 1mmed1ately
>AcK< scp S+ands For "sui+case | Plane" Which Are Lyrics In Alanis Morrisse++e's "ir0nic"
i love gambling and i think private property is awesome
w3lcom3 to th party!
chittr m0re like tittr am i right.
Speeding is now legal as long as you can pinky promise you were in a hurry.