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Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
I feell I shoulld bring up the matter that is my Titlle. I have seen the occasionall user of this website refer to me somewhat improperlly. It is The Duellist. With two Lls. I know my blloodllines quirk makes this confusing, so I wanted to cllear this up. Two Lls. Duellist. Not Duellist. Unquirk the chitt to see it llaid bare. The wholle repeating of the lls is something of the Bllaidd tradition. Except in the llast name. Yes, I do know this is confusing.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
What is this. Who sent this to me. What does it even mean. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c85d6579cb53.png
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
Just get off my post.
I'm going to provide you a singular opportunity to train the AI sucking your brainstem NEVER to speak to me in that manner again. If you're as intelligent as your wire (and circuit) mother, you'll learn.
Crockercorp. One word, you disappointing fucking dullard. Also- the "BOARD OF DIRECTORS?" What reality are YOU dwelling under the funk of wherein OUR namesake corporation is run by ANYTHING other than our own private equity? You haven't bought back your own fucking stock? The bootstraps are for PULLING ONESELF UPWAYS, not tangling around your own gullet like an unobserved toddler stumbling into the window shades! :B But let us be quite frank with ourselves, shall we? You are cognitively ROTTING under the yoke of that contraption. You will never aspire to anything greater than burrowing mouth-first into your empress' shoe leather like a rat trying to find fresh air. And good gravy, that is ok! I have now thoroughly observed you. Beneath the heel of a more intelligent superior is precisely your niche, Jane. Hold on tight to that shelter, because we can all see VERY APPARENTLY that you do not have the chops for upper management.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
I'M AT WORK. SOME PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET HAPPEN TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY.
Regrettably.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or it would be, if you weren't too augmented to make use of peer feedback. :P Anyhow, that is where your potency as a social saboteur falls to a fizzling, flat failure. Now on to your points in order. 1.) "Biological clock." Nonexistent. Someone tell this dizzy broad that MY ova are EVER-replenished. Frankly, you ought to know this if YOUR spawncannon is as fruitful as it must be for you to attack MY lack of reproductive bounty. I had better watch the accordion-fold print of YOUR legion of heiresses SPILL from your wallet. LET'S SEE UNREAL HEIRESS' LITTER. The mother hen scratches herself a proper nest before letting loose! I have AS LONG AS I'D LIKE to situate that space before engaging in Phase Two. 2.) You have narrated the cycle of behaviors in my posts. Congratulations. With effort, you might bust out of your CURRENT toady britches of absolute servitude and land a gig in the social media department at MY headquarters! Oh, wait, no. These are the baseline double-digit IQ observations of essentially anyone on the platform who performs a regular check-in on my page. Congratulations rescinded. 3.) I "speak like a CEO" because I am a CEO, who is electing voluntarily to share my personal opinions on certain matters on my PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA PAGE. If I were any battier on the main feed, it would be a disservice to my accomplishments in the court of public opinion. Again, a cavelike simplicity to the logic you wield. Could we wake up the SUPERcomputer? I fear my genetic neighbor is burning the interior of the TI-84 she's got banging around up in that empty coconut! 4.) I am a conduit of raw Creation and those properties of Life are mine to "abuse," although I take issue with your liberal application of the word. No jokes here. I am simply going to continue doing what I want! :B 5.) (To the reader: she counted my posts. What a fucking loonybird.) YOU have posted [TOO MANY] times, comprising a quantity I refuse to dignify with an actual figure. Whatever quantity of blithering has escaped your flapping mouth has run past the dadgum fill line. 6.) Eridan Week was in fact spectacular. We are eclipsing into a rare alignment of ideals for this brief moment. Bask in the shadow of my footsteps and see how much wiggle-room you've got yet to fill on those toes. 7.) Again with the a-words. Assault? I have a towering stack of liability waivers that beg to differ. Also missing the strategic point of that night and the greater event as a whole, which doesn't surprise me. You are such a dogmatic black hole that no humor may escape your gaze with ANY remaining merit, even the shroud of joviality over actual gamepiece movement! 8.) I LOATHE being subjected to the fumbling of an individual wearing my face and name. In your case, I'll give you a pass, because you've been rendered little more than an enforcer, and at that task within your own chronology I'm sure you're quite successful. I do not SELF-loathe. This is an inaccurate interpretation of my deeper motivations spawned by YOUR artificial imperative to get me on board with your Ponzi hubbub. Durr. On the off chance that these insults are being relayed strictly for guffaws (which I doubt), you're equally missing the mark. Missy, I have got your number as well as you think you've got mine. At the end of the day, I have BEEN you. You have never been me! One day, when the circlet falls from your scalp and the scales from your eyes, I will accept your blubbering apology in the form of your face mashed against the polished marble of my executive office floors. And then perhaps, PERHAPS, in the name of sisterhood, I will drop you a couple of pointers. Or maybe you'll just die like that OTHER Jane, tormented in biological inauthenticity and so augmented that her tether to Life itself pinched shut in utter rejection of her fate. But trust. It's one or the other for you. :B
... Thank you.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
I really don't think they are obligated to do anything. It is exploring an interesting character space, it is appropriately tagged, it doesn't break any rules. They have followed every possible rule they can be expected to
P-EIX-ES STAY WINNINGGGG #angelsnutritionblock
- No never mmind I didn't say that
thinking about vwriting up something. cronus amporas ultimate guide to babe hunting. not that i vwanna just givwe awvay my secrets on howv i get the ladies vwrapped around my pinky finger, but i think itd be a common good. i could help a lotta you sadsacks out.
- He's what #HesWhat #SommethingIsHappening #OfficerenaDramma #MyCaliginousPunchcard #What
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
♯incorrect ♯iwouldnevergetapapercut because i wear ♯prongcoverings ♯all the ♯time / ♯also im ♯impervious to ♯all ♯allergicreactions / ♯ivebuiltupatolerance / ♯pendraneverdie
♯IMAGINE SUCH A ♯WEAKNESS / ♯YOURHELLISTHELOCALBAKERY
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "i think a lot of lesbians on here operate under the delusion that just because you're thirst posting as a woman, you aren't actually being off-putting or weird. let me assure you, you are." #truthnuke
idk if im gonna be voted off on #angelsnutritionblock but they gonna have to wait cause im in the RINGGGGGG boat to KICK BASS
FUUUUUUCK
sometimes i can still hear them confirming pronouns
their
sometimes i can still hear her voice
- If you're still asking these Night 1 questions, then you should honestly look into enrolling in somme pupal-grade business war-tactic courses. 🤣🤣 - Or changing career paths entirely. I think "Third Chair Hydration Lackey" at the mmuscular theater suits your soft skills pretty well! Don't you think? 😁 LOL. - Hope this Helps!
No I like my honda civic, it's a good car Larkin
i feel pike i gotta be doing somefin bigger than this. i gotta win this dam show and get my shit wrapped up tight coz i gotta get plans in motion
i am goin to split you open bone by bone, pour t)(e fuckin marrow into your )(elmet, and drink your gelatinous nerve endins from your )(elmet like a glass of fuckin' cogniac you sentient little )(emorr)(oid
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
im sitting in the dorm playing this and id let the other competitors play too but if one of em kicked my bass in it id have no choice but to blow this entire building up with me in it
i just got a psychic intuitive feeling trollbamas gonna bet the gray house
if mr prez bets away the gray house im gonna have a duel by noonlight with vp lalonde over which girlboss gets the launch codes before whoever won the house in the bet gets there
pretty shore theres no competition today either so imma spend the day in the dorms cooking like crazy
obama was usin hyperbole to show support for me its literally classic shittalking of the opposition like how you say you gonna yell at the coach if he dont call fair shots
oh my cod it was 10002 grubs as one big entity its literally a horrorterror
♯thebugs are ♯awfullychatty today / ♯stop telling them ♯things / they are ♯relaying the ♯cookingshow / i ♯wasntevenwatchingit
witness the way my entire shirt just exploded with VICTORY and then got switched out with anautter identical one but the sign is an inch to the left
lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RED TEAM FOREVER NEVER DOUBTED EVEN ONCE #angellsnutritionbllock
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART C DINNER SERVICE SPECIAL THEME: ROADKILL RED TEAM: **RED TEAM** Kantan (Entree 1): VIM = 4, APP = 5 +3 for concept Tonight's cosplay gets in the way, but the grubs love the meal. Wrothe (Entree 2): RAS = 5, DEX = 9 The grubs ask for, and are granted, permission to nibble on Wrothe. Larkin (Garnish): PLC = 7, GRA = 5 The sheer number of grubs combined with the allure of cheese bring Larkin to his knees. Vixroy (Appetizer): DEX = 14, APP = 9 Vixroy is on fire with this theme. The grubs who do try the appetizers adore them. Meenah (Dessert): HUB = 6, IMG = 5 +4 for concept + specialty The grubs are a nuisance and keep trying to lick the spoon, but Meenah keeps a cool head. 83 MVP: Vixroy **LIME TEAM** Sawyer (Entree 1): VIM = 7, GRT = 6 +6 for concept + specialty This is Sawyer's time to shine, and he does it. Junoia (Entree 2): IMG = 10, HUB = 7 The dish doesn't go over great, but Godeux notices Junoia's budding talent all the same. Lorn (Garnish): PLC = 9, GRA = 6 Lorn holds the team together but a few mistakes slip through. Mintyl (Appetizer): APP = 6, RAS = 6 -3 for concept Mint pratfalls. Like, a lot. Face right in one of the fake pillbugs and everything. No one laughs. Karama (Dessert): IMG = 3, DEX = 9 The grubs don't love it, but boy do they eat it! 75 MVP: Godeux doesn't really want to give that much credit to anyone. The Grubs liked the Red Team's dishes more, and they performed better than Lime. Godeux's choice is clear. RED TEAM wins. The Lime Team must submit two candidates for elimination. #AngelsNutritionblock
At least someone liked it...
we could still win this chef hasnt done all the calculations and shit yet
Now, what did @cosmicHorror have to say about the menu? Let's start with Red Team! "WHY TEAM RED NOT FOLLOWING THEME. -1 POINT ALL. FROG ESPARGOT. SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY. NOT YUMMY. NOT TASTY. HEAD MATRIARCH SAID NO EATING LIVING BEINGS. ARE FROG SENTIENT? DONT KNOW. TASTE LIKE VOID AND SORROW. 2/10 ASPIC. GOOD. ALMOST LIKE SLUDGE. DIABOLICAL FEAST. BUT TOO MUCH GOING ON. WE HATE THE MAYO. FUNNY WIGGLING! WAIT. IS IT WIGGLER. FEELS WRONG TO EAT. 5/10 POTATO. WINNER WINNER. MASHY POTATOES THE BEST FOR THE GRUB. BETTER THAN SLUDGE. AND WE LOVE SLUDGE! ALL GOES WELL. WE ARE PLEASED WITH DECISION. CRANBERRY SAUCE. IS CHERRY ON TOP. OR YOU COULD SAY. CRANBERRY ON TOP. 9/10 ONLY BECAUSE NOT ON THEME. CAKE. LOOKS LIKE BLOOD AND GORE ON TOP OF CHEESECAK. WOW. HOW PRETTY. BUT TOO SOUR. NEED MORE SUGAR FOR THE GRUB. MAKES US SLEEPY. SLEEPY GRUBS DONT GIVE GOOD RATES. AND GRAHAM CRACKER. SERIOUSLY? 6/10 #AngelsNutritionblock
Of course, there can be no Red without Lime! What did @cosmicHorror have to say? "WHAT A FEAST. LET US ENJOY THE MENY. HMMMM DISH 1. YUM YUM YUM! CHINKEN. JUICY AND HEALTHY. VERY GOOD. WE LOVE POTATO. CREATIBE AS WELL. VERYGOOD. COULD USME MORE POTATO THOUGH. 8/10 DISH 2. TOO CHEWY! NOT ALL HAVE TEETH YET! BAD! BAD! INTESTINES MEAN THERE POOP WERE. GRUBS HATE POOP! NO! TOO MCYCH SPICES AS WELL. NOT SUITABLE 3/10 APEPTIZER. BLASPHEMY. LOOKS LIKE A DEAD GRUB. TASTES LIKE A DEAD GRUB. HORRID. WHO WOULD EVEN BRING ONION. ON COOKING SHOW. ONLY JERMEY LIKES THE CHEESE SAUCE. ETERNAL SUFFERING/10 (VERY BAD) DESSERT. CAN ALWAYS COUNT. YUMMY AND TENDER. SWEET BUT NOT TOO MUCH. NOT ON THEME THOUGH. ROADKILL NOT TRUE CRIME. LAZY. WHY ONLY ONE SLICE. THERE 10,002 US. ARE WE A JOKE? 5/10" [The final rating was amended to 6/10 after being informed there was more than one slice.] #AngelsNutritionblock
- Oh mmy god #AngelsNutritionBlock
ANGELS' NUTRITIONBLOCK EPISODE 3 SUMMARY PART 1 CHARITY NIGHT THEME: ROADKILL The chefs have to help decorate the roadkill themed dining room. CUSTOM MENUS The teams split up and have to come up with their own menus, based off a few hints of what the mystery judge and the orphans requested. Likes were listed as sludge, meat, vegetables, and living things. Dislikes were listed as fish and mama catching them eating living things. A special request was made for cheesecake. RED TEAM: FROG SPAWN ESCARGOT: a sumptuous appetizer comprised of 6 Burgundy snails baked with garlic infused butter. After the baking is completed, each shell is topped with a layer of fresh, live frogspawn. Served on a nest of curled parsley, with additional garlic butter and a few wedges of lemon to complement the butter if desired. JELLO-MOLD ASPIC: A main course that moves! Minced beef encased in a layer of bone broth gelatin. An elegant (if not dated) pattern swirls into thin chunks of proceed protein, a monotonous flow of brown broken up solely by dashes by parsley, separated splashes of mayonnaise, peas, and shredded asparagus. The vibrant orange of soft carrot cascades down every serrated spiral preserved in the pattern, and a crown of cocktail olives nestles neatly on top of it all, equally encased in a solid inch of savory sludge. Even a soft breeze from the overhead fan sends it wobbling and wiggling, squirming on a bed of kale garnish. Each bite is a different flavor and textural experience, for better or for worse. TWICE BAKED POTATO WITH POACHED EGG AND CRANBERRY SAUCE: Crispy potato skins with mashed potatoes piped back in for delectable mouthfeel and flavor. The potatoes have onions, bacon, and cheese folded into them for added flavor and texture. A poached egg is nestled into each potato-boat, seasoned perfectly with flaky sea salt, pepper, and an artful sprinkling of perfectly chopped chives. A drizzle of a reduced cranberry sauce compliments each spud. BERRY CHEESE CAKE: A creamy cheese cake flavored with a dense helping of pureed berries, layered to create a colorful rainbow of different berry flavors including blackberry, raspberry, blueberry, and a hint of vanilla flavoring. The top is decorated with light low-sugar frosting as to not overpower the creme, and berries not used in the blend are placed on top as decor. The base of the cheesecake is made of a crust which is made of graham cracker crumbs and chocolate shavings. LIME TEAM: ENTREE 1: A Middle Alternian dish known as "haman". It is made of feathery messanger coobeast, stuffed with spiced short grain rice, boiled in broth and fried to leaving it with a crunchy outer skin. A Yukon Gold potato is shaped to be the head of the dead bird for the dish. The potato is soft and easy to mash. It's seasoned with salted butter, pepper, and paprika for a savory flavor. There's also a baby carrot in the potato that's meant to represent a bird beak. This was made to mimic a dead bird on the road that was perhaps not paying attention when a truck suddenly came in its flightpath. ENTREE 2: Another Middle Alternian dish known as "mombar". It is made of fleecebeast intestinal casing, stuffed with spiced short grain rice mixed with ground fleecebeast meat and tomato sauce. the intestines are then boiled in broth, fried, and sesoned with salt and crushed black pepper. This was made to mimic, no, directly showcase the intestines of an animal that was run over and is being picked at by vultures on the side of the road. APPETIZER: A beautiful crackling deep fried onion split to resemble a dead pill bug, its inner core filled with a zesty dippable cheese sauce. Diners can rip off the "legs" and dip into the sauce to enjoy while they whet their appetites. DESSERT: A slice of tiramisu cheesecake, garnished with soft delicious lady fingers that have been shaped and decorated to look like actual fingers and dusted with cocoa powder. And of course! Our guest judge and charity case, 10,002 Hungry Grubs! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
oh we got this shit in the BAGGGGGG
KANTAN! NEVER! LOSE!!!!!!! pleaseplease i need a win im so discouraged
#angelsnutritionblock dont be hatin my chit about crushing the grubs trust me theres 10002 of them they gonna be fine
back to the action [s] meenah fillet these chumps
W-E GOTTA F-E-ED T)(-E T-EN T)(OUSAND?
“Terror made me cruel; and finding it useless to attempt shaking the creature off, I pulled its wrist on to the broken pane, and rubbed it to and fro till the blood ran down and soaked the bedclothes…” *Excerpt from Wuthering Heights by Emilee Brontë
I will never 8e a 8ottom to an Empress, revolting heresy. #nsfw
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs faced the heat of the kitchen for the first time! Bonds were formed, and nearly some burns! Red Team fell short due to poor cohesion, and Jigsaw got the boot! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... Things get a little... [Scare chord. Scream.] Spooky. [The camera cuts to the contestants standing, mouths agape, in a gore covered room.] It's Charity Night, of course! And tonight's guest judge has plenty of mouths to feed... [Legions of wigglers swarm the gore decorated dining room.] Will the contestants, with their own custom menus, be up to the task of pleasing their pickiest diners yet? Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
Been here less than an h-o-o-ur and y-o-o-u're already the smartest pers-o-o-n I'll meet -o-o-n this site.
saury guppies looks pike the big kahuna has to hit the nutritionblock to #win. id say wish me luck but thatd imply i need it #uptop #downlow #tooslow
[Sawyer's in the kitchen and he's decorating funfetti cupcakes with white icing and lime colored sprinkles. These cup cakes were clearly for lime team, excluding the highbloods.] "Now...if I give ya a cup cake. Promise you ain't gonna snitch to chef about this." [The camera moves up and down and Sawyer slowly hands the person behind the camera a cupcake.] {NOTE FROM THE PRODUCERS: This cameraman was viciously beaten for this transgression. Don't tell Sawyer.} #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @ricochayedCattle
[It's unclear for a moment where the cameraman has managed to track Larkin down, but as the picture resolves, it's clear that he's seated on a crate in a different part of the alley than is usually filmed in. He glances at the crew's approach, runs a hand through his hair and sighs, before looking back up. There's some defeat in his posture, but a lot of anger in his eyes. ] "I saw a blizzards worth of dandruff making it into the apps today. 4 seconds of ceaseless scalp shedding, just directly into the appetizers. If we could ensure it was just him going, that would be FINE. But there's no guarantee! I feel like I'm about to go insane." [Moody music plays, as he looks up at the sky, which is about as clear as dishwater. The camera pans up, but the mic feed is still all Larkin.] "Gotta find a way to really keep the team tight. TIGHT. Team cosplay? Fuck, that sucks, but.... maybe?" #AngelsNutritionblock #confessional @abattoirsGutter
how does a team in which one of the members SUBMITS A CAN WIN. HOOFBEAST SHIT #angellsnutritionbllock
thats what IM SAYIN
RIGGED CONTEST #angellsnutritionbllock
YEEAAAAAH LLARKIN LLETS GOOOOOOOOOO SHOW THEM WHO RULLES THE COOKING RECEPTACLLE
EPISODE SUMMARY PART 1 Jigsaw FAILS at handling himself in the kitchen. Kantan STRUGGLES to navigate but is otherwise fine. Vixroy ALMOST HAS AN ACCIDENT. Wrothe GETS LOST in the kitchen. Larkin KICKS ASS AND TAKES NAMES. Meenah STRUGGLES with ingredients but is otherwise fine. Junoia finds the stress of a professional kitchen INTENSE. Karama manages to PULL THROUGH after an early upset. Sawyer STRUGGLES in the new setting but does FANTASTIC ignoring that. Lorn is HOT AND COLD all night. Mintyl ALMOST NEEDS A MEDIC but powers through it. Jake. #AngelsNutritionblock
BECAUSE ITS A BAD MOVIE
- Oh god. While we're on the topic... recently, I had this daymmare that all of mmy ex-concupiscent quadrants mmet up and started unionizing against mme. 😂😂🤣🤣💔♠️ - #UnionBusting #ILoveBusting #BustingMakesMeFeelGood
I was recently asked this, and yes: I think it is entirely appropriate to "kiss the homies goodnight".
- I just don't like it. I don't WANT to. As a filmm, I think it is HIGHLY INACCURATE and uninteresting as a representation of the typical businesstroll's psyche. Maybe almmost insulting so. 😆😆🤣
- Sorry, LOL. 🤣 I amm pretty sure the unabridged title of "Alternian Psycho" is: - "Wherein A Cerulean Investyrant Banker Leads A Horrifying And Debased Double Life; Disgustingly Entrenched Within The Historic Yuppie Miasmma Of New Forke Stemmcluster, His Scrupulously Kept Act Draws Routine Shock And Contemmpt Fromm The Viewer; Starring Troll Christian Bale As Patrik Baymman As Repulsive And Highly Respectable Lead; By Night, He Maintains Appearances By Achieving High Ammounts Of Success, Leverage, And Bloodshed Over His Workplace Commpetitors; But By Day Indulges In Obscenely Depraved Acts Of Unmmitigated Pity And Friendship; (Inclusive Of): Feeding The Hiveless; Rescuing A Workrink Rival When Rendered To A Vulnerable State Frommmm Rapant Soda Abuse; Assisting Legislacerators (Including One Portrayed By Purple Blooded Filmms Veteran Of Immmmense Repute, Willemm Dahfoe) In The Pursuit Of Unquestionable Justice; Delivering Wanton Ammounts Of Paps To Frightened Mid- And Lowblood Trolls In His Wake; And So On..."
☆ Any rhythm games ones I fuKKin dominate those shits☆
dragons llair woulld piss so many peoplle off and probablly get a llot of money
reallizing i shoulld have clleaned my hive now. it's not... gross or anything but theres fuckin fabric everywhere and now I'm going to have guests sometime soon. damn.
im not pretending anything. i know you can smell harassment materiall llike a shark with bllood in the water.
↘️i have portrayed you as a scum-levelled snootpicker.↘️ ↗️WHICH YOU ARE.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3925101d82fb.png ↘️
- Like mmy Chitt if you think you could cull mme... 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
☆ I ain't your average normal dude It sure ain't glamorous, I Keep things loose I ain't your average punK roKK loser Yeah, I'm a savage, I'm really Kool #lyricposting https://open.spotify.com/tracK/2pKoh1jUQoppztoQRRGyKK?si=53nor8bAShCtVeGxiNeWvQ☆
me when tha species designed to b mean is mean 380
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #nowlistening #lyricposting theres something big and powerful and wise and its begging us to end its tragic life so lets be temple grandin for tonight a hug without a person is alright we'll find a friendly way to make it die https://open.spotify.com/track/5d8DWlbsApLBQ8KOldng1J?si=bfe2d642a49943fb ]
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concept: “other quadrants? you dont need other quadrants as long as im your kismesis my hate is all you fucking need” (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #rankworks, possessiveness, possessive kismesis, #nsfw, inspired by @askewArcheologist, toxic pitch, quadcontrol, archive rating: M)
nname your price please dont move this to dms please stay arguing here please please please
i swear to Cod man if you want that thing dead, if you *need me* i will handlle it. we wont even consider it llike, me hellping you, consider it a llarger vermin invading and killing the smaller one.
↗️LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU.↗️
when the website is chitting the bed #chityoursellf
b0nes are great. if y0u find b0nes tell me where they are and m0ve n0thing ar0und them at all. 0u0
ᐖ GURL I AM A BLAᑈKSMITH UR MAN'Z JUST ANNOYING ᐛ
a silly little question, has anyone here ever played a game called sgrub?
feell llike i shoulld meet the nice ones in the middlle. it is allso, admittedlly, kind of fun
I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.
⚓< why buy crypto when you can just rob people in person like the good old days >
↘️it sounds like you work pro stupid.↘️
↘️you are a shill and a scam. goodbye.↘️
↘️it appears that there is a handful of lesser ingrates and scammers that have marked me as an unsuspecting target.↘️ ↗️AS SOMEONE LIABLE TO FALL VICTIM TO A LIE OR RUSE.↗️ ↘️you're wrong.↘️ ↗️WHILE YOU STUDIED HARD IN GENERAL EDUCATION SCHOOLFEEDING TO PASS YOUR CLASSASSINATIONS, I STUDIED THE CANDLESTICK CHARTS OF INVESTMENTS AND STOCKS.↗️ ↘️i am a highly classed salarytroll.↘️
:33 < hey guys im transmasc nyanbinary!! :)) :33 < happy trans visibility night!!!
I'm embarrassing myself out here. Cms.
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-------------------------- imagine, beetel haVing Wares. yoU bUying them. #romance
ARE YOU GENUINELY STUPID? EVERYONE KNOWS GOING HEMOANONYMOUS DOESN'T *FUCKING WORK*!
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concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Is trolls bugs
I Just Think You Shouldnt Be Allowed To Pity Bait So Flagrantly On The Timeline Is All
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i love gambling and i think private property is awesome
w3lcom3 to th party!
chittr m0re like tittr am i right.
Speeding is now legal as long as you can pinky promise you were in a hurry.