Bro Strider
@terribleTutelary
Happy Tuesday.
#NowPlaying https://i.ibb.co/vCVpkWv6/Screenshot-20260331-225514.png
It's my favorite day of the year because one can do all sorts of heinous shit and get away with it. Might "accidentally" leak my blackmail folder to bring down high ranking officials haha. #AprilFools #Justaprank #FirstOfTheMonth #IDoExpectPayments
Whacked my balls too hard #golfhumour #darkhumour #justajokeliberals
#intox #beer #substances #gaming #tonyhawk #rethawed https://i.ibb.co/FkNv60DG/PXL-20260330-024642190.jpg
oh, dude, there is so much timeline shit going on lmao. XJ gonna have to get used to it!
haha, yeah, you're right. just figured "crabdad" would be weird as hell to open with! 8J
#substance #intox #drinking #beer #alcohol Budweiser.
im stealing the budweiser part of this okay okay
Do not go into the evil scary elevator.
T[][]e scary elevator is perfectly safe! T[][]ere are no [][]azards w[][]atsoever waiting for you inside. :>
Charles Entertainment Cheese will die.
The seven things I hate about you: You're fake, you're gay, you're insecure, You love me, you like her, You make me laugh, you make me cry, I don't know which side to buy, And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do, You make me love you #lyrics #nowplaying
turn this shit off.
Been rewatching Rick and Morty. #FunniestShitIveEverSeen
do yyou have any rick and morty ships
Due to a gag order, I am not allowed to mention #selfcest so I won't mention Rick Sanchez #selfcest. So, Rick and Birdperson.
so because of the gag order you cant talk about rick prime bad touching rick c-137 or anything like that at all (tags: Rick Prime/Rick C-137, selfcest, gag order, gags, #nsfw, #selfcest, #nsfwe, #rickcest, archive rating: M)
Just heard about Chuck Norris. #ForTheBest
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They are going to smash my head in with a giant mallet. #Gore and viscera will splatter across the audience. They are calling it the first Gallagher like execution in at least two years. Happy Tuesday.
#RealOne https://i.ibb.co/mVfvqsBM/Screenshot-20260327-112214.png
A disgusting creature. Kermit is too good for her. https://i.ibb.co/FbrD7Xng/Screenshot-20260327-110905.png
shit doEsnt EvEn nEEd to load for mE to damn wEll know thats miss piggy
why do you hate to see a #girlboss winning
I could excuse the child abuse, but I draw the line at rancid taste.
The Mariners lost the season opener? It's going to be a bad weekend for some. #childabuse
Hearing good things about this @doctorScratch fella. He has helped me cope through a lot of traumas. I recommend his services with my full chest.
Wow, such praise from a respected member of this community. I thank you Mr. Strider.
Happy Tuesday.
Merry Christmas.
lets get you to bed old man
So if trolls is bugs, and shrimps is bugs, and tempura fried dynamite rolls go hard, then what if, maybe
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ We already have something like that we call 'em grubrolls. ]
Is trolls bugs
everyone wrong answers only
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! yep
Troll BTS isn't called Bugs That Sing for no reason!
bascially
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