To the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas We wish you a Staples Christmas, We wish you a Staples Christmas, We wish you a Staples Christmas, also, they should sell beer. How cool would that be, if Staples sold beer? Just loose ones in a big fridge. I could drink while I shopped. There should be beer at Staples, There should be beer at Staples, There should be beer at Staples 'cause I don't like my kids. Holidays are hard, 'cause my kids are so weird. Staples would be better if I could just have one beer. The kids only want printer ink, The kids only want printer ink, The kids only want printer ink and I'm not so sure why. Oh, give me a beer, to forget how life is. I married a weird woman and the kids turned out strange. They don't like stuff like Hot Wheels, They don't like stuff like Hot Wheels, They don't like stuff like Hot Wheels so it's another Staples Christmas.
yeah i really don't know what to make of this one chief the other one was funnier