Bro Strider
@terribleTutelary
I have retreated upstate for the time being, as the wetland that is Old New York has made this recent humidity wave unbearable to weather in the surrounding areas. I wish only the best to those who will face the floods head on as this week-long storm approaches.
I'm told that we should brace our loved ones in the on coming storm. I would recommend getting a boogie board instead. #SurfsUp
Been rewatching Rick and Morty. #FunniestShitIveEverSeen
do yyou have any rick and morty ships
Due to a gag order, I am not allowed to mention #selfcest so I won't mention Rick Sanchez #selfcest. So, Rick and Birdperson.
so because of the gag order you cant talk about rick prime bad touching rick c-137 or anything like that at all (tags: Rick Prime/Rick C-137, selfcest, gag order, gags, #nsfw, #selfcest, #nsfwe, #rickcest, archive rating: M)
they call me the peeper the way im straight up peeping peep
I would recommend investing in some binoculars. It helps one to peer better on their peers.
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
It's for the best.
The #ModestDersite does not discuss her bust size.
You should only share that with professionals. #genuinemedicaladvice
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No matter how many what I take to the face?
I believe I am ill. #FeelingSickly #FeelingWeakAndBeautiful #FeelingVictorian #UnderTheWeather
I would never take advantage of you in your weakened state.
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
Here is my daily wash regiment: I tie a plastic ice pack around my face and commence with the morning's stretching exercises. Afterwards I stand in front of a chrome and acrylic Washmobile bathroom sink - with soap dish, cup holder, and railings that serve as towel bars, which I bought at Hastings Tile to use while the marble sinks I ordered from Finland are being sanded - and stare at my reflection with the ice pack still on. I pour some Plax antiplaque formula into a stainless-steel tumbler and swish it around my mouth for thirty seconds. Then I squeeze Rembrandt onto a faux- tortoiseshell toothbrush and start brushing my teeth and rinse with Listerine. Then I inspect my hands and use a nailbrush. I take the ice-pack mask off and use a deep-pore cleanser lotion, then an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I check my toenails. Then I use the Probright tooth polisher and next the Interplak tooth polisher (this in addition to the toothbrush) which has a speed of 4200 rpm and reverses direction forty-six times per second; the larger tufts clean between teeth and massage the gums while the short ones scrub the tooth surfaces. I rinse again, with Cepacol. I wash the facial massage off with a spearmint face scrub. The shower has a universal all-directional shower head that adjusts within a thirty-inch vertical range. It's made from Australian gold-black brass and covered with a white enamel finish. In the shower I use first a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Vidal Sassoon shampoo is especially good at getting rid of the coating of dried perspiration, salts, oils, airborne pollutants and dirt that can weigh down hair and flatten it to the scalp which can make you look older. The conditioner is also good - silicone technology permits conditioning benefits without weighing down the hair which can also make you look older.
Doing too much, buddy. I stand in the shower, chugging a bottle of Crown Royale. I go until the bottle is empty. Sometimes it's a crapshoot if I turn on the water or not.
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No it isn't. Try again?
i keep finding myself wishing there was a ? react button to chits
That would eliminate half my replies.
ah this is fair! i will simply reply with a ?
nuggEt biscuit nuggEt in a biscuit
It's fucked up what he did to that girl.
Allegedly committed SA, and then became a nazi. But yeah, Jack. I mean, if that's your boy. What can you do.
troll alexa add to my notes “ruminatin on masturbatin” #nsfww
I don't like this chit.
One of the features implemented in my processing system during the initial software updates was a Nutrition Analysis Platform (NPA). My hands are able to weigh ingredients down to the precise grams-- accurate up to the Hundred-Thousandths place, giving the most precise caloric information known to any species in existence. My artificial retinas are able to scan meals and give information regarding macros, sodium levels, or any other part of the food pyramid one may be interested in. When I say I am making #ASandwich, duly note that it is the best fucking sandwich in the history of meta-space. #IDontEatThough #Notnecessary
So like. A Cubano?
#helpwanted #employmentopportunity looking for someone to react to all my untouched chitts because having some ignored posts is putting a big damp on #mybrand contractors only my rate is 7 billion boonbux a minute
I'm more than happy to help brand you.
One of my favorite films. You have great taste.