Rose Kitty Lalonde
@tentacleTherapist
No mortal ever knows happiness and good fortune all the way to the end. Each one is born with his bitterness waiting for him -Euripides
I've been wandering in the woods, what are the current happenings? #Transcendentalism #IntheWoods #Cannibalism
Eridanweek, yaoi/yuriposting, this morning someone was getting shaved. That's pretty much it so far.
Seems I chose a good time to fade into the ether momentarily, then. Good god, did they have lice? #Shaved
I don't believe so, they were just being accosted by one Dave, and a petition was made. Signed by the CEO of Chittr, no less.
Gasp. So official. #OfficiallyShaved
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7rKyITVLEwldhdXIy7P6Vw?si=JnmcavNpSo64SkhUtKxUag
Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE MASSACRE OF WET NAIL POLISH THAT WILL STAIN YOUR KEYBOARD.
God-willing I shall be spared. #VeryIntentional #Typing #VeryCareful
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every time i do that i fuck up the polish and i just result to getting other people to paint my nails for me because i cant be assed to keep fucking it up and then going goddammit and then wiping the polish off and starting from the beginning all over again
I would never trust another soul to paint my nails. You are bold and brazen to do such a thing.
thanks i try so hard can you tell
That you are trying very hard? Yes, I can tell. #TryHard #Gotcha
#keepcallingmethat #imstilltopoftheleaderboard #bottomfragger
#ChronicallyOnline #<3
No. My thoughts must be executed as soon as they bloom into my mind.
concept: "hehe what are we doing on the operating table?" ( tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, medicalplay, and all the things your pan jumped to reading that quote, archive rating: M )
♰ i love it when they spill their guts... ♰
Absolutely frothing at the mouth about this one, thank you. #EvilSurgery
Activated all my fears at once. Brilliant.
this could be fire actually
keep talking please
its me and im doing EVIL SURGERY #evilSurgery
#PeachMojito #Substance #RebornDollDrama on #YouTube
oh em gee
<3
I disappeared into the ether last night. This is primarily due to the fact that I attempted to watch "The Incubus (2010)" and I fell into a deep, deep slumber, as if I had pricked my finger upon a spindle. I was impossible to wake. It was almost as if Raphael had reaped my thanergy through the mother-fucking screen. Consider this my review. #3.5/5
OH MY GOD THAT MOVIE I$ $O GOOD $TOP 11/10
Louizz... I legitimately could not keep my eyes open. I was being hunted across electronic borders. #Maybe4/5 #Ididenjoythefilm
RO$E. DID YOU NOT LOVE HOW THE INCUBI WERE BARELY INTRODUCED AND THEN IGNORED FOR LIKE 20 MINUTE$ WHILE MARNIE WA$ BU$Y HAVING MAJOR LU$U$ I$$UE$? DID YOU NOT LOVE WHEN WALTUH $WAM OUT FROM THE PIER TO KILL HER $O FUCKING FUNNILY AT THE END?? HI$ ACCENT??? LORDY LORD LORD?
Lordy lord lord... No, please do not mistake me. These were all facets of the movie that I enjoyed thoroughly. I found Walter and Johnny to be the most captivating characters on screen for the majority of the movie. Also, Bianca was DRESSED DOWN the entire time. Unfortunately, Marnie fell a little bit flat for me but I believe that is within the spirit of the Self-Insert nature that comes with these Twilight rip-offs.
#andiwastheretoo #incest
Was your thanergy similarly drained? I think not. Raphael chose me through the screen. #Incest
no i was amped as hell after i saw that shit #staysexyraphael
troll brad mondo after he tells you to part your hair into four quadrants https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a27f92ea7123.png
Need a troll to weigh in, is it easy to fry your hair with bleach? #IamAlbino #FourQuadrants?!?!?!!?
#Now(Re)Reading #Incest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/735e71d43594.jpeg
#NowPlaying #Nettles Not even trying to have a good day. https://open.spotify.com/track/3xoM5gZ2RVQqLkjqEgrJ4x?si=jS4C0gJAQdq2AIdgNH-mhQ
we need a #scaredreact #trembling #underthecovers #shiver #goosebumps
what's got ya so scared lil' man?
rose is going to perform experimental surgeries on me without a license
I'M HITTING ALL THE BUTTONS. BUT NO MATTER WHAT I CLICK. THERE IS NO LINK TO WATCH IT LIVE. PLEASE FIX THIS GLARING OVERSIGHT.
sounds like a good time to me. what sorta surgeries is she offerin?
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery part 2 the surgery #evilsurgery #incest #probably https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b332d681e2e2.png
Phenomenal, outstanding work. I am aside myself with the sickest giddy, I'm going to have a fucking fit.
Imbecile. Your grammatical error disgusts me. #Incest
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
its evil because i dont have a medical license
rose must be a pretty good muse huh? :p
I gasp, sputter, claw my (Glossy black perfect manicured) way back up to the very top of the deep, cavernous pit filled with malignant foul black, inky water in order to share this with you all, and then I am subsequently pulled back under by an unknown force, disappearing once more. #Incest #NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/5jLMFDMUkGpzIgPF2sxWkB?si=GSuU6UtcT6CrZE04cDWTZQ
Shakes your shoulders, What year is it Dave!!!! You've incurred a brain injury, it is possible that you may need evil surgery post-haste!!
oh shit i think you might be right. but who could give me evil surgery? it would have to be someone with a steady hand lest my brain get even more injuried. is evil surgery still illegal or did @barackObama get that shit sorted
#EvilSurgery was never legal and never will be... Not to worry my sweet, I have steadfast hands and a cursory knowledge of the various lobes of the brain #Cerebral. You are in the darkest, most evil... and best of hands. #GetontheGurney
yeah okay this totally isnt shady or weird at all. here i go onto the #gurney for my #evilsurgery. watch out everybody im about to be reborn, who knows what i'll be like once my brain gets uninjured? #newbrainnewme #evilsurgery
Surprise, it's a #Lobotomy. I'm going to be #trepanning the fuck out of you and keeping you in my basement.
I am going to lock you in my #Basement for #EvilSurgeryRecovery #Incest #FreakIncestFantasy
“Evil Surgery” is not legal, but is currently not being prosecuted against due to issues with understaffing.
Flying under the radar. May I suggest a #LalondeAmendment that allows me to do my own bidding at will?
I will alert my team to this idea.
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
#rosedraught is back on #wearesofucked
It's for the best.
#chittrconfession little caesars is good as hell when you dont have someone in your ear telling you it tastes like cardboard #crazyforcrazybread
crazy bread more like #crazyhead am i right #NSFW #BLOWJOBJOKE
#straightteeth #cheeseshredder
The gods of Chittr will not allow a #rechitt on this one. Damn damn damn.
Suppressing the people's opinions regarding #LittleCaesars
For real this time. Put me the fuck down if I'm still out here after this. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/81/fb/e681fbb1e29ed5c0e520a7748b59b1ad.jpg
The #ModestDersite does not discuss her bust size.
Can a Derse Dreamer, Royalty of Derse, not call herself a Dersite? #Nitpicky
You should only share that with professionals. #genuinemedicaladvice
Yes, I'll be sure to tell my psychologist my exact measurements, band and bust size. #RealMedicalProfessional #EvilPsychologist?
The #ModestDersite doth not disclose this information publicly, Doctor. Don't you know about HIPAA? #HeDoesNotCarebout #HIPAA
yeah whatever for those curious im a 32 DD #bignaturals
Child's play compared to what I have been cursed with in this motley life, with what the dark gods knitted and plotted for me, as my wretched DNA wove me together in my mother's #ToxicWomb. But a #ModestDersite would never divulge this information.
oh god yeah thats so sad. absolutely tragic. of all the horrible evil attributes and predispositions someone could get passed on through their dna the #modestdersite was cursed with #bignaturals. guess it just runs in the family. god damn. we should kill ourselves #cw-self-harm #body-horror
#ILied #AwakeAndBlinking #PutmeoutofmyMisery
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i see purple and red you better tag this as incest #incest
Oh, fuck. You're right. #Incest #HowcouldIforget