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The #ModestDersite does not discuss her bust size.

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Fucking hell. Derse Dreamer. You're not a chess piece.

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Can a Derse Dreamer, Royalty of Derse, not call herself a Dersite? #Nitpicky

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You should only share that with professionals. #genuinemedicaladvice

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Yes, I'll be sure to tell my psychologist my exact measurements, band and bust size. #RealMedicalProfessional #EvilPsychologist?

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Yes?

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Go on?

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The #ModestDersite doth not disclose this information publicly, Doctor. Don't you know about HIPAA? #HeDoesNotCarebout #HIPAA

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yeah whatever for those curious im a 32 DD #bignaturals

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Child's play compared to what I have been cursed with in this motley life, with what the dark gods knitted and plotted for me, as my wretched DNA wove me together in my mother's #ToxicWomb. But a #ModestDersite would never divulge this information.

oh god yeah thats so sad. absolutely tragic. of all the horrible evil attributes and predispositions someone could get passed on through their dna the #modestdersite was cursed with #bignaturals. guess it just runs in the family. god damn. we should kill ourselves #cw-self-harm #body-horror