daves
@turntechIy
28 - he - midwest convert. // dms open // don't you know i'm a fucking tetris pro? im about to teach all you noobs geometry.
just finished wurthering heights i dont know about this one folks #incest
trollbodybuilding.com users hate to see a sensitive young man such as myself getting absolutely shredded after hitting em with the rice/beans/veg combo no sauce #mydrydinner #gains https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b17856be2d39.jpg
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one way ticket to fart city no round trip
i wannt to hate react this but this just mmade mme frownn innstead
i have hot girl ibs
meal prep #mycylinder https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54c846acb5a2.jpg
you can just blend a block of tofu and a can of pumpkin puree and eat it and its sort of like pumpkin pudding. just being honest
... I guess getting in one's macros is PRETTY important. Maybe I could throw in some HONEY to taste...
UPON ADDING ADDITIONAL INGREDIENTS, NAMELY A BIT OF COCOA POWDER AND SUGAR, IT IS NOT THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HAD! A NOTABLE IMPROVEMENT. IT IS CERTAINLY A DECENT BASE, THOUGH PERHAPS MY PROBLEM IS THAT I TEND TO FREEZE MOST OF MY TOFU FOR COOKING APPLICATIONS RATHER THAN BAKING! POST REPLY.
this is my bad. i shouldve specified. please dont do this recipe with firm tofu
THIS MAKES SIGNIFICANTLY MORE SENSE, THOUGH I DID NOT PUT IT PAST YOU TO BE TOSSING BACK A FIRM BLOCK IN SUCH A MANNER. MY OPINION OF YOU HAS GROWN! POST REPLY.
like my status if u like my status
GO STICK IT UP YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNEL AND SPIN UNTIL YOU FALL, FOR ALL I CARE.
who are the most blocked chittr users do you think
probably amporas </3
I would say myself, but my haters do not seem to be able to keep away.
annoying multifandoms 💔
Me. Without a doubt.
that one guy who was here on day one being a huge douche bag.
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
incredible policy here
messed up to be undermining women like this
The Lalondes will also be in charge of “Good Surgery.”
ok good but i hope they arent stopping evil surgery anytime soon
That is entirely their own decision. I try not to involve myself in women’s business.
I am assuming the "Good Surgery" will not infringe upon any #EvilSurgery that is performed? Otherwise, this is a blatant disrespect to my #FirstAmendmentRights
Thank you, Mr. President.
Thank you Mr. Trollbama Ego sum ira Domini.
Of course. I am merely giving the option. The Lalondes are entirely in their own rights to deny any “Good Surgery” requested.
i dont mean to alarm anybody but brown rice is really good. try it
I'm totally freaking out here, dude. The concept of brown rice has sent my nervous system off the charts. There's only one way around this. Dave, you need to decapitate me.
deep breaths in, deep breaths out. you can get through this dude
You don't understand. My head needs to be separated off my body over this. It needs to roll on the ground like I'm a motherfucking French Royal in a revolution. This is the only way. It has to be done.
careful itll fall off
ya
(ooc but i drew the art in your icon tysm fur using it it made me so happy :3)
// !!!!! ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE DRAWING OF NEPETA!!!!! OMG I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW HER
art requests open. i'll do them until i dont feel like it anymore
draw me spraying rose with silly string and she hates it
what did you guys have for breakfast/lunch i need #inspo
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! troll bagel
I crumble into a pile of ash in front of your very eyes. #Murder
i put your ashes into a ceramic dish that sits on top of my fireplace. every three days i look inside to remind myself of my grave sins yet again. i've learned nothing. i might have killed you twice. #murder but the way i relive it every three days, it may as well have been thousands. i am a changed man. and by changed i mean well just look at this photographic evidence #picrel https://imgchest.com/p/9rydevjrd4k
I'm in your floorboards. Watch out. #I'mgoingto #Tell-taleHeart #You #EdgarAllanPoeStyle #YouWill #Gomad #Bymyhand #Incest
just googled that shit and read it. something is seriously #wrong with you
I read The Tell-Tale Heart when I was five years old why are you only reading it now? #RegardlessIamDoingthatToYou #PostHaste #Illiterate #NoChildLeftBehind
freak origin story. its suddenly all making sense to me #understanding #empathy #newlyliterate
That is merely a dip into the deceptively deep pond of my twisted psyche. #SupportiveSister #Tomy #NewlyLiterate #Brother #Goodreads
This chittrina does a pirouette, good morning.
science side of crittr why is your mom so into me
-7 I don't know what that i5!! 2-
My crow mom or my regular mom because I’m my own mom and also your dad. That doesn’t work I think. Unless you mean my crow mom in which case. Probably shiny objects.
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@taxCollector
oh so when we're bringing back lolcats its cute but a man cant so much as mention a single utterance of the game without public backlash
OKAY FINE IT WAS ME WHO WAS GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE. I THOUGHT SAYING SANTA DID WOULD BE LESS HARSH
im so glad we can have tough conversations like this openly and with grace and mutual understanding
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"That thing" has a name. It's Pon. Or maybe Zi, I cannot remember. #Throwback #PonandZi
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we are literally recreating dash topics right now
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Neither is Sororicide, but here we are, aren't we? #SisterMurder #Doyouprefer #Bastard #Orperhaps #Brothermine #Incest #questionmark
i mean i think one of these is objectively worse than the other. id just like to see you do a little reflection of your own sometime yknow
Other names you may prefer...Let me know what you think! #Curr #Roustabout #Rake #Rapscallion #Trollop #Knave #Mountebank #αγαπεμου #Wretch #Wastrel #Varmint
Google exists. #MustIDoEverything?
sorry i cant google over the sound of all the vicious malware and viruses that corrupted my computer when i clicked that link i posted forever ago
You fucked up. You fucked up bad and now you're going to die. #ComputerVirus
Gasp. We will be able to haunt the moors together?! #WutheringHeights #Incest
“Last Gay Song” is an electropunk song performed by Mindless Self Indulgence. It appears as a bonus track in the exclusive digital edition of their fifth studio album “How I Learned to Stop Giving a Shit and Love Mindless Self Indulgence”. [Intro] I’m not That gay B-b-but you are [Verse 1] S-s-s-s-s-s-s-suck my #nsfw
I HOPE YOU TRIP AND SCRAP YOUR KNEE.
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((aw man........................ how do i post an image </3))
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