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not the type of post i normally would respond to but i feel like most daves in most timelines see rose as a sister. the whole cosuin thing seems to be a rare divergence. and im starting to think this dave here dont understand this divergence at all
also gonna drop this here just for the sake of everyone i have to post my bible https://i.postimg.cc/7YRWVHjZ/somethinghappenedbetweenthem.png
Show up to #eridanweek, throw up, leave.
Gasp. So official. #OfficiallyShaved
Eridanweek, yaoi/yuriposting, this morning someone was getting shaved. That's pretty much it so far.
I've been wandering in the woods, what are the current happenings? #Transcendentalism #IntheWoods #Cannibalism
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
gt balled isiot https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYpVQ83y2qyZLl3HmQUq-C-VXzR_-YeWMIu4H_ZD-7oLpfEcTcIoa2QGKKBAbvyjImwWOROVDUKbvVm_gLQ-7OJCLLhU5Phyu2sAwySl5gwBIU6xTN1pSsVsAXEJaXv8NHBy_IIAJCvRWD/s1600/fireball.jpg
i hate you go back to houston like a good man
where r all my favorit freakos at huh i missed yall
#eridanweek is wayaaayyyyy 2 noisy i did nawt bring enuff #substance 4 this level of social interactiton
i like digging
could you get rid of the replies and such like on pinned chits on profiles? 0v0
(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
Contrary to popular belief, it is not illegal to tell reporters to kill themselves or to commit #suicide.
I am glad we have Troll Bruno Mars in this trying time.
#NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7rKyITVLEwldhdXIy7P6Vw?si=JnmcavNpSo64SkhUtKxUag
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one way ticket to fart city no round trip
That you are trying very hard? Yes, I can tell. #TryHard #Gotcha
Typing with wet nails, very very dangerous #Iamin #Danger
[Considering the new banner and the username, I just wanted to drop a general #substance for the account. James here, after all, may very well start talking about his favorite hobby any minute now. Future posts regarding the topic will of course be tagged, but I wanted to drop a warning just in case anybody wanted to get that block in early. While I'm at it, though, hello everybody :3!]
I BELIEVE THE INTENTION OF THIS KIND OF POST IS TO NOT SAY EXACTLY WHAT I WAS INTENDING TO COMMUNICATE. IT IS LIKE A DIGITAL PRANK. POST REPLY.
eatin a burger with n0 h0ney mustard eatin a burger wth n0 h0ney mustard eating a burger with n0 h0ney mustard eatin a burger with n0 (⌐□_□)
hello everyone, i massively over slept after an exhausting night. i hope kasane teto and our children are doing ok!
((definitely for me too rn
I AM GOING TO TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY I SAW ON MY FEED. #VAGUEPOSTING I AM REALLY ENJOYING MY MEAL RIGHT NOW! SEND POST.
I AM REALLY STARTING TO GET A HANG OF THIS CHITTR THING! I HAVE STARTED TO HATE FOLLOW SOME OF MY FIRST ACCOUNTS AND PLAN ON HATE FOLLOWING MORE PEOPLE VERY SOON! WHILE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND IT AT FIRST I WAS INFORMED THAT IT REALLY DRIVES ENGAGEMENT, AND AS I AM CONSIDERING MANY POSSIBLE WAYS OF INVESTING IN THIS PLATFORM IT ONLY SEEMS CORRECT FOR ME TO START BOOSTING MY ECONOMIC FUTURES BY PARTICIPATING IN THIS HIP YOUTH CULTURE! POST MY POST. POST. SEND IT. POST MESSAGE. SEND POST.
THIS MAKES SIGNIFICANTLY MORE SENSE, THOUGH I DID NOT PUT IT PAST YOU TO BE TOSSING BACK A FIRM BLOCK IN SUCH A MANNER. MY OPINION OF YOU HAS GROWN! POST REPLY.
T)(is is SO GLUBBING LAT--E!!!! BUT!!! )(ere we go! A Rose by any ot)(er name is just as sweet. )(er posts of t)(e mundane bring suc)( a smile to my face. Our conc)(versations are about anyt)(ing and everyt)(ing and t)(ey flow like a soft winding river. W)(en s)(e's online, I feel like I mig)(t be seasick. S)(e's a gill's gill and just understands. 38D @tentaclesT)(erapist #glubposting
UPON ADDING ADDITIONAL INGREDIENTS, NAMELY A BIT OF COCOA POWDER AND SUGAR, IT IS NOT THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER HAD! A NOTABLE IMPROVEMENT. IT IS CERTAINLY A DECENT BASE, THOUGH PERHAPS MY PROBLEM IS THAT I TEND TO FREEZE MOST OF MY TOFU FOR COOKING APPLICATIONS RATHER THAN BAKING! POST REPLY.
SOM3TH1NG 3V1L W1LL H4PP3N
... I guess getting in one's macros is PRETTY important. Maybe I could throw in some HONEY to taste...
I’ve returned. It would seem my invitation was… underutilized. Not a single question left in my absence. How unusual. One might assume there would be at least a handful of curiosities lingering—something unasked, unresolved, or simply inconvenient enough to leave in writing rather than voice. And yet— nothing. I won’t pretend that isn’t a touch disappointing. Still, I understand. Questions tend to feel more pressing in the moment, and far less so when given time to settle. Or perhaps some of you found answers elsewhere. That does happen. In any case, the offer remains. You may ask. I will answer, where it is appropriate to do so. There is no need to wait for my absence next time. I am, as ever, available.
eating my #coldpizza right now
T)(at sounds D--ELICIOUS.
Allow me to tweak your recipe to make it somewhat more palatable to the senses.
#nsfw #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/6yZ9uCc.png https://i.imgur.com/AHvtgn3.png
"pinned post again without the accidental body pillow attachment gomen" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 - my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience - i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen - i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to - you can find out whether i am currently online by the status in my bio - thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie of me at my desk as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
concept: "hehe what are we doing on the operating table?" ( tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, medicalplay, and all the things your pan jumped to reading that quote, archive rating: M )
// Can confirm I'm 18+ myself and full of coffee and regret But very idea made me want to throw up a lil
// just double checking that the people i frequently interact with on here are over 18?? react or comment or wtv to confirm. i'm not comfortable talking to minors on here esp given the nature of my acct
// !!!!! ITS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE DRAWING OF NEPETA!!!!! OMG I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW HER
I'm totally freaking out here, dude. The concept of brown rice has sent my nervous system off the charts. There's only one way around this. Dave, you need to decapitate me.
he's chitting guys
It has come to my attention that the Lalondes are partaking in something deemed “Evil Surgery.” To counteract this, I have proposed “Good Surgery.”
(ooc but i drew the art in your icon tysm fur using it it made me so happy :3)
I'm in your floorboards. Watch out. #I'mgoingto #Tell-taleHeart #You #EdgarAllanPoeStyle #YouWill #Gomad #Bymyhand #Incest
striders. #nsfw
:33< m3333333333
ya
yea im always chittring my
careful itll fall off
troll brad mondo after he tells you to part your hair into four quadrants https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a27f92ea7123.png
I disappeared into the ether last night. This is primarily due to the fact that I attempted to watch "The Incubus (2010)" and I fell into a deep, deep slumber, as if I had pricked my finger upon a spindle. I was impossible to wake. It was almost as if Raphael had reaped my thanergy through the mother-fucking screen. Consider this my review. #3.5/5
I will alert my team to this idea.
I crumble into a pile of ash in front of your very eyes. #Murder
:33< this rules!
:33< a kitty
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grilled cheese.
imngonna start humping someones leg in a second #nsfw
if you like sandwiches i recommend getting some goat cheese arugula and sliced figs
~grilled pravvns
I am going to lock you in my #Basement for #EvilSurgeryRecovery #Incest #FreakIncestFantasy
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#EvilSurgery was never legal and never will be... Not to worry my sweet, I have steadfast hands and a cursory knowledge of the various lobes of the brain #Cerebral. You are in the darkest, most evil... and best of hands. #GetontheGurney
thank god my childhood was #normal and im also #normal now because of it
Psychoanalysis is less fun when you do it about yourself. I simply think there should have been more traumatic events in my childhod to explain the way that I am, because the alternative is it is just my fault, and that feels bothersome as a solution. Surely my mother has to have had more to do with this. I will continue searching. Maybe I have forgotten a scornful past because it was simply too hard to bare?
hello chittr i am finally awake at a reasonable time!
Shakes your shoulders, What year is it Dave!!!! You've incurred a brain injury, it is possible that you may need evil surgery post-haste!!
whats everybody having for lunch today? my matesprit made everybody chicken parm :)
It's for the best.
Being torn away from my phone kicking and screaming, pitching a horrid fit #BeBackLater
halo 2 on the og xbox with that fuckass one ear headset and im kicking the shit out of your little brother so bad its driving him to whistle notes mariah carey couldnt hit with centuries of training
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
#nowplaying absolutely nothing i love sitting in #silence
we need to get you some hobbies again man
I have voted to accept the phrase “I’m just a girl” as a valid legal defense. This also includes many of its counterparts, including but not limited to; “I’m just a little guy,” “It’s my birthday,” and “I was tweaking.”
#nsfw #nsfwe #cannibalism vaguely like theres hunger an then thers Hunger ygm
hating my #wormanposting is a crime against both women and worms dont think i didnt see that shit
ooh a good pun just hit me. what did the dinosaur eat as his last meal? a meat-eor!
who leads the vegetables in combat? kernel corn!
I have returned from my self-imposed punishment/exile. From now onwards I shall be more careful with whom I direct my advances towards. I sincerely apologize for making anyone feel awkward.
My crow mom or my regular mom because I’m my own mom and also your dad. That doesn’t work I think. Unless you mean my crow mom in which case. Probably shiny objects.
sure hope she isnt dude
I gasp, sputter, claw my (Glossy black perfect manicured) way back up to the very top of the deep, cavernous pit filled with malignant foul black, inky water in order to share this with you all, and then I am subsequently pulled back under by an unknown force, disappearing once more. #Incest #NowPlaying https://open.spotify.com/track/5jLMFDMUkGpzIgPF2sxWkB?si=GSuU6UtcT6CrZE04cDWTZQ
This chittrina does a pirouette, good morning.
dr who fans grab your sonic screwdrivers dave strider grab your ritalin or #vyvanse
Oh, fuck. You're right. #Incest #HowcouldIforget
i see purple and red you better tag this as incest #incest
For real this time. Put me the fuck down if I'm still out here after this. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e6/81/fb/e681fbb1e29ed5c0e520a7748b59b1ad.jpg
These thoughts are thrust upon us. We're the victims here.
I am forced to think about related women kissing each other but in a manner that is truly respectful. #Incestous? #No, it wasn't my fault...
FUCK
IM CHANGING THE C TO A K.. PRAYING I DONT GET FOUND BY THAT GREEDY FUCKING CRAB OWNING THE KRUSTY CRAB
i have 2 think about things related to women kissing each other but in a way thats like rly respectful and stuff
they call me normal for being normal #normal
cmon man i kno u see this... #WearTheRobes #OrIWontCome #2EridanWeek
I LOVE PASSIVE RAGEBAIT. I DIDNT CARE ENOUGH TO PUT EFFORT INTO IT BUT THE INTENTION WAS THERE
♡ hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss ♡ ♡ https://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/sweetlove.png #lyrics ♡
♡ you used to call me on my palmhusk.. ♡
when i was 13 i made the last lolcat in human history & for 5 seconds it was sooooo fuckin sick before i realized
https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/mt/science/lolcat-crocs.jpg #LOLcat posting it is.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/323e01e8f2e7.jpeg
They should let me live on top of a Costco.
like literally it hurts
oH NO,,! tHAT IS, mAKING ME, vERY SAD, tO IMAGINE BUT, mAYBE i COULD BE THERE, tO PICK THE NUT, uP, aND HAND IT BACK, tO IT?
TRIPPING YOU.
#daves4daves cuz nobody else GETS it
:F I absolutely love your music Mr. Strider, the abrasive sampling on your second album is something i'd like to replicate if I can ever find time to record.
:F https://f4.bcbits.com/img/0030623496_10.jpg I had so much fun performing at my first human venue recently! The other performers were amazing as well, so of course I stuck around for the whole show. BAND IN THE IMAGE: mastoids, their recordings are extremely high quality I encourage you to purchase their albums on Bandcamp.
embed fail dont look at me
They should add group chats to this site, I think.
my bellpepper pragnant #proudfather
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do you think they'll ever reboot squiddles back up??? i miss it SOOOO much!!! im pretty sure i even have all of their old merch :P
Going for a walk. Anything could happen. #NSFW #NSFWE #Implied #Agrexophilia #Intercourse #Outercourse #Outerspacecourse #Heavy-Petting #Petplay #Dubcon #Incest #Fluff #Angst #PWP #Domestic-Fluff #Hurt-Comfort #First-Time #Last-Time #Creampies #Alternate-Universe #Modern-AU #Medieval-AU #One-Night-Stand #Established-Relationship #Oral-Sex #Anal-Sex #Anal-Crushing #Facesitting #Facefucking #Blow-Jobs #BBWS #Rimming #Dirty-Talk #BDSM #Dominance/Submission #Spanking #Gore #Snuff #Murder #Entrapment #Bondage #Unbalanced-Power-Dynamics #Praise-Kink #Humiliation-Kink #Pain-Kink #Masochism #Sadism #Aftercare #Safewords #Subspace #Dominant-Character #Submissive-Character #DDLG #ABO #MMLG #MLG #MILFs #Switching #Top-Character #Bottom-Character #Versatile-Character #Masturbation #Mutual-Masturbation #Cooperative-Masturbation #Competitive-Masturbation #Fingering #Sex-Toys #Voyeurism #Exhibitionism #Threesome-F/M/M #Threesome-M/M/F #Threesome-F/F/F #Polyamory #Slow-Burn #Teratophilia #Coulrophilia #Amaurophilia #Autagonistophilia #Alvinolagnia #Chremastistophilia #Claustrophilia #Cryophilia #Dacnophilia #Dendrophilia #Macrophilia #Microphilia #Ecdysiophilia #Morphophilia #Odaxelagnia #Xenophilia
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #007 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/007.png
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You may have it, my friend.
I'm starting to miss him.
boys will be boys!
this website izz a fever dream fr
((i should make more alts purely so people get more notifications when i follow them as everyone at once))
my grabDsin timmy say this when he brings bringsme soup
Everyone who has experienced a stomach ache will now be entitled to financial compensation.
Pro ship? why yes! It is only natural to wish to travel the world by nautical means! I am pro ship!
1M SO HUNGRY 1 COULD 34T 4 HOOFB34ST >:/
*scraping noises*
1 N33D 4 GOOD P1NN3D TW33T HMMMMMMM
i am srry for my actions and i prommy 2 try to becomena bettr person and friend 2 trolls
#problematic #sorrytrolls #ipromise2bebetter wish i was a troll just bc i thnk itd be fun 2 pitch flirt
mr Obama my reTirement fund got tkaen from me???
TH4NK GOD YOU C4N 4T M1N1MUM CH4NG3 TH3 T3XT COLOR ON TH1S S1T3 B3C4US3 OTH3RW1S3 1T DO3S NOT 4CCOUNT FOR SN1FF F4T1GU3
now i know yall be loving this shit right here L.I.M.P bizkit is right here people in the house put them hands in the air cuz if you dont care then we dont care one two three times two to the six jonesin your fix of that limp bizkit mix so where the fuck you at punk shut the fuck up and back the fuck up while we fuck this track up #lyircsposting
Someplace resembling purgatory.
just the kind of attentive lover i am
Hello, Daves. Great to have you all here.
>([live your trut# wit#out s#ame big bama]
welcum 2 hell bb
I did not have sexual relations with that peanut.
That was not an invitation for the Striders.
Mr. President, I can guarantee that I’m grade A First Lady material.
Mom if you see any of my posts about drinking just know I do it responsibly and you would be a hypocrite to say anything.
stop ur awura farming is too powerful ur ogoing 2 kill evey1
the nice thing ab0ut being a chittr micr0micr0celebrity is that at this p0int i can just talk t0 myself regardless 0f whatever stupid shit is happening 0n the feed and my chitts still get attenti0n. #alpha
s0metimes i miss the v0ices in my head and that's why i spend s0 much time 0n chittr.ing.