dave with three Es
@taciturnGodhead
yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
id make a good vivisection patient i wouldnt even call it unethical or anything. who wanna see my organs and find how many you can mess with or remove before it kills me
Do youu promise?
oh yeah absolutely
I'd love an opportuunity to look at huuman anatomy with a willing participant.
oh sweet haha
Me.
damn i wouldve offered when you appeared outside my home if i knew
You should always assume I want to hurt you.
alright i guess
Cool.
unusual bird in my apartment. this is a new one
normally im the one showin up places with no warning damn
I’m in here now.
posted instructions? didnt realize a bird in my apartment was cause for concern i gotta let him know
oh shit
out at the club looking forlorn and wistful in way that gets everyone wondering why a beautiful soul like me is on his lonesome
for the thrill of it all
dOn't sOuNd vErY ThRiLlInG BrO )o:
nah its great im having fun
you understand me big mac
oh fuck is that an apple for me??
thanks dawg i appreciate it 🍎
making the hell of out these coffees this morning i got this shit down to a beautiful and precise science that leaves the heart racing without going into overdrive
dude this sounds so tense
i might need to decrease my caffeine intake haha
enlarge it
and by it lets just say my coffee. actually i should see what happens if jade messes with the size of my drink i wonder if it changes the taste i gotta figure this out rn
get on that dude
i seriously gotta update my profile pic on here i barely even wear my shades anymore cause i discovered i needed glasses real damn bad. plus my hair has gotten long
sometimes a guy gets carried baby kitten style and wakes up to being licked across the face. not much to it
i can be put in a room with gore and be normal the whole time
first rule of using superglue is have fun. the second rule is get it all over your fingers
YOU WOULD DO NUMBERS IN THE BROODING CAVERNS WITH ALL OF THE OTHER THREE SWEEP OLDS
awesome ill try my new standup routine there next. thanks for the tip dawg
I THINK THEY'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT, HONESTLY. THEY SEEM TO ENJOY INCOHERENT BABBLING.
haha i cant wait for the best show of my life
highkey im like a housewife up in my place today. except im not good at cooking
I could help with that! Ive been cooking whole meals since i was six, i know some pretty tasty and easy recipes we could do together! ^u^
oh sick i appreciate that. im also getting lessons on how to not burn a house down while cookin up simple foods from another guy but ill take any help i can get
Of course! Im always happy to help ^v^
actually are there fr daves out there with the middle name elizabeth
shit you dont even have a last name?
Look man i stop world wars every other week, math isn't and percentages arent my strong suit (╥‸╥)
Some people like to use the middle name as a way to sneak in another name they were considering for the child, but didn't want to go with for the main name. To have their cake and eat it too, you might say.
lmao just dave strider hows that so damn picky
why the fuck are there so many world wars almost breaking out??? where do you live???? i wanna get into this now im fuckin intrigued
haha yea i was just fucking with you my b
thats a wild use of a middle name. i feel like that shit should compliment the other names you got or something instead
The wars aren't happening where i live thats the worst part ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) ny boss just tosses me to the nearest doomed timeline to make it not doomed because theres too many (╥‸╥)
well goddamn good luck with all that work then
For context, im a thing called a "Avatar of Duality", whenever a planet or whatever has a problem so big, i get teleported to it to help with whatever that problem might Sometimes its easy like theres just a nest of shadow monsters n nightnare parasites and the worlds gucci for the foreseeable future! And then i get terrible luck, and theres an entire dictatorship that i have help topple to prevent nuclear armageddon "( – ⌓ – )
might get wild and do more than one chapter in this workbook tonight
i am glad ive met other roses and theyre all great in their own ways dont get me wrong but at the end of the day its just not the same
man. i miss rose #deadsisterposting
As someone with a dead Brother, this post is relatable.
lets dead sibling post together
Yes, let us.
if yall dont like how i dont peel lemons youre really not gonna enjoy hearing about how i eat hardboiled eggs shell and all
i do however peel my grapes. because ive got class
8=l < Calcium
true as hell but i just like the crunch
8=l < I love crunch
so youre with me on the egg thing but not the lemon thing. just trying to keep track here
8=l < Yes
ok sweet its good to know you dont dislike all of my foods
8=l < I'm flattered my opinion on your diet matters for some reason
i just think its important to hear everyone out on shit you feel? even if im gonna do what i prefer haha
yknow i dont really understand why people take time out of their day to peel lemons you can just eat those whole
(\ /) i love you. :)
hell yea B) at least someones got my back here haha
8=l < Yes here we go 8=l < https://youtube.com/shorts/IOr3fgQt8Vc?si=7t79Drmdq1_kmrV8
i love you too lev and im not sure what that has to do with eating lemons but i appreciate the love nonetheless
sorry dude i dont click on links from strangers youre gonna have to describe what the link takes me to in great detail
8=l < It's a youtube link to a fine youtuber named Blumineck where he eats a lemon peel and all
(\ /) it doesn't. i just wanted to say that. :)
oh shit no way haha. im glad theres others out there spreading the truth on how to eat lemons without wasting time with peeling
aw dude B) you got me smiling too. ill even drop a shadeless smile just for you because im feeling the love and joy of friendship and lemons right now :)
(\ /) chrrrrrr. :)
man it can be so weird to occasionally have disproportionate reactions to little things. normally im just chillin so nearly losing my cool in the kitchen over a singular question wasnt expected for anyone involved there haha
ive been told to stop waiting in my friends places with just a singular lamp on as if im gonna scold their asses for being out past the late hour of 8pm but turns out sitting in complete darkness in their homes unprompted waiting for them to return is worse. if only there was another way
have you ever considered: two lamps?
youre a fucking genius
whys it called a lazy susan if shes doing all the work
this is great but consider the diligent susan instead
i ponder like no other. no one else on the same pondering level as me
#nowplaying just chill - forrest. & biskwiq