dave with three Es
@taciturnGodhead
yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
leg might still hurt to where ive got dirk grabbing shit for me so i dont gotta move. but i got #approval for my art so im actually winning
never gonna believe this update: leg still hurts
random leg pain attack. help
nooo D:
id have a good time being put in a terrarium. hell yea leaves n sticks
i did not find it to be an enjoyable experience.
one time i was having too much fun existing at the club and got asked if i had molly like lol sorry no theres just something up with my brain #substances
fuck it i guess we fishing??? #fishingfriday
(( extremely funny to me ooc cause truly ive missed any starting context for this one while at work today
whys everyone telling me to go fishing why are you all suburban southern dads suddenly
I saw a fishing post and it brought be back from the dead. #fishingfriday
yes i have many hobbies already but i need more. so anybody have any suggestions that arent plain stupid
I’m the fishing master bro of course. I took Rose before but I think she just used me for a sword Have to reflect on that
idk bro it kinda looks like everyone REALLY wants u to try fishing
When do I not? It’s up there as my third favorite hat. After the original and “cougar hunter” #nsfw
you can always add "morally" to a question for no reason to make things just a lil bit more fun if not confusing
Do you lift, morally?
damn straight im doin moral reps and other workout terms moral ways
That's tight man keep up that good moral work
everyone #horny as hell rn. love to see it
heres some processed film from my walk btw [a picture of a pink daylily. the focal point of the picture is a wasp resting on top of one of the petals. there are other daylilies in the background, all pink or orange.] [a picture of a bird in flight. the bird is blurry, but appears to be some kind of rock dove. the sky behind it is a mix of soft oranges, reds, pink, and just a touch of blue from the sun beginning to set.] [a picture of a cemetery from outside the gate. theres a soft glow to the headstones visible, cast by the setting sun. the focal point of the picture is a large tree that stands in the middle of the grounds.]
besides everyone gets days where everything #hurts anyway so fuck it we ball. i got shit to do like always
well. guess my body finally caught up with me and how much shit ive been doing. its a #everythinghurts day
feel like youre gonna offer me shit thatll cause more problems than itll solve haha
congrats on the marriage im looking both of you directly in the eyes and shaking your hands @carcinologyGenarch @dStrides
i forgot to mention im a gift dave
watching the wedding with my #shadesoff and #pinkpawslippers on
said i was #aro not that i dont fuck. thats one of the other a ones #vagueposting
lil funny seeing everyone talk about having or wanting partners. especially other daves. lol over here #aro as hell
FUCK I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD YOU. ALLOW ME TO SHHOOVE YOU INTO THE DAVE RECEPTACLE WHERE YOU BELONG. PLEASE EXCUSE THE STAINS BOTH RED AAND OTHERWISE
you misunderstood me like crazy i just might have to vaguepost about you
NOT THE INSIPID VAGUEPOSTING THIS IS GOING TO BE WORSE THAN TROLL BRUNO MARS BEGGING FOR ME TO COME BACK
FELL VICTIM TO THE UNIVERSAL TRAP OF NOT CHECKING MY PRONOUNS BEFORE SINGING ABOUT ME AND ALSO HE OWES ME FOUR GRAND
dirk once told me that eye contact i make with people without my shades is "unsettling" and "just slightly above the average amount of eye contact people typically want you to make"
i might rip your head off if it goes on too long though i dont like it when people look at me too long
ok im back to being full of love and joy instead of the need to gaslight other daves for fun