dave with three Es
@taciturnGodhead
yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
not even noon for me yet and ive done all the personal chores n shit i meant to do what the fuck i gotta stop waking up so early
sometimes i like to lay on my back corpseways cause its relaxing. hands clasped and everything
gotta get good #practice in so i dont fuck it up someday if that ever happens
been hella busy which means im highkey missin my friends from other universes n shit right about now hope yall are good ill break into your homes soon
yea i love breaking into friends homes its awesome ill put you on the list for it
pez is so trash when you think on it but who doesnt want the luxury to be able to munch on weirdly flavored candy they got from the plastic neck of yoshi
and also you can stack the candy like bricks if youre bold
(( devastating to know i'm gonna keep missing out on events like the one tomorrow but that's what happens living in AKDT time while workin most days LOL
almost forgot talons are sharp #ow
Yeah. B(
never underestimate my willingness to show up at someones place unprompted
ok my legs really hurt from doing so much jfc
anyone know if i can eat this mushroom im on that free salad from the outdoors shit today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac6044eddbf5.jpeg
yeah ur good
Mushrooms are such a difficult thing to identify. Even I am struggling to identify which species it is I am looking at. If you cannot identify what it is you are eating, I do not recommend eating it.
someone told me itd probably suck eating it regardless and so im not down for giving myself a terrible time for no reason
Good to hear that someone at least knows it may very well be something specific! I feel as though I should brush up on my knowledge of fungi now.
Absolutely it can be. Despite what I may boast, even my own memory begins to fade after a period of disuse. I am very fond of getting to relearn things.
ill miss you my fellow daves i cant believe we all die forever in 4 minutes
fellow daves have we considered davehour could be more than one singular hour if we were bold
ITS BASIC COMMON SENSE TO AIM THE METAL FILLED MICROWAVE *AWAY* FROM YOU TO BEGIN WITH, HKW THE FUCK DO YOU FORGET ITS THERE —EMBER💥
ITS NOTHING ITS TO NOTHING THERES NO RESEMBLANCE OF ANYTHING BLAIZE SHUT UP —EMBER💥
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being dave is awesome its a shame more of you arent dave but we can change this
Technically i count as a dave? at least i think
what. what d⌖ y⌖u mean y⌖u Can Change that. what is this supp⌖sed t⌖ mean. what
i love when theres a thing happening all about me
thinking about getting back into childhood hobbies such as eating paper #myhobbies
dude me too
did you also stare at a wall and chew on rubber
sometimes if i was really feeling it i would bite into styrofoam then crumble the rest of it across the apartment like a jackass
dude same
we really are
my bones fuckin hurt who let this happen
what this about rabies what the hell
wanna find out ໒( ̿❍ ᴥ ̿❍)ʋ
We can Share if you don't mind a Nom or Two!!!
theyre handing out rabies pretty much thats about it
i didnt know it was a thing you could just hand out ha you learn new things everyday
can you feel your pusher 8urning ?? can you feel the struggle within ??
it might just be chittr rabies it might be real rabies i havent found out yet ima be real with you man
damn dramatic as hell but i can feel my heart beating normal style
accidentally slept for nearly a full day whats good
man do i know that feel i aint sure whats been goin on today but its sure something
hello terezi pyrope. i'm here to learn about the heart not just the human heart but all hearts
yuh im also dave whats good dawg you just out here being captain obvious or do you got a reason behind the pointing
no i mean the literal heart and or "blood pusher" as i have come to learn the terminology for within troll culture. but i guess i could learn about that too.
mitosis also happens within the cells that make up the walls in your heart. i have a question to dm you
dAmN MaN )o: I'D SmAsH YoU ReAl gOoD mIgHt rUiN YeR YeR LiFe a lIl iF We gOt tO PaIlInG #NsFw
healed of my scone related ailments. probably
(⭒ ์ ⲳ ์ ) This is the third scone post I've seen from you, Mr. Strider! Is all well?
(¯▿¯) Well, I hope you get another scone to warm the heart. I heard strawberry and vanilla scones are out of this world! #literally #cuziminalternia
ah fuck now im gonna want to get more scones how could you do this to me
Σ(°ロ°) Wait I'm sorry I was giving you my sense of grace!! I just thought scones are your key to happiness!!
nah i dont need a key to happiness i find joy everywhere. the scones make me post about feeling like a rat mostly
>> Probab1y?
>> Fa¡r enough, fa¡r enough
scone got me feeling like a rat #sconeposting
Makes sense I haven't slept and I'm actively having a conversation with a toddler while typing this.
Can I have one :O
well so long as you dont have a meltdown cause you didnt get a nap
gonna be real i only had one scone im just reminiscing about it and its impact on me
Oh okay :(
anyway the scone was pretty good my bad for calling it fuckass cause i actually enjoyed it despite thinkin itd probably taste like ass #sconeposting