dave with three Es
@taciturnGodhead
yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
id be nothing without the humble microwave
man
yeah, man...
I 8eg to differ
Incorrect, seek new medical advice.
#waterbearwednesday continues for me myself and i and theres nothing that can be done to stop it
Tardigrade my beloved.
ikr this is the sickest shit out there
#waterbearwednesday
B33 < hell yeah B33 < jade told me about those lil guys a couple times B33 < they just B33 < *ac clenches their fist* B33 < love eating algae so furicking much
oh fuck yes they do
i miss my #pisspal pissing just isnt the same without him there to guide me
what yall know about ringworm
>+. OBTAINABLE FROM BALLPITS .+<
damn really? haha thats not where ive ever gotten it from
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wait why a veterinarian
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ah man not again haha
double hot pocket kinda night i love using the microwave
The humble air fryer.
dont have one of those why would air fry anything
You clearly lack the joy and whimsy of owning an Air fryer.
thats the single most devastating insult ive ever been given and now my eyes are opened. i gotta get my whimsy the fuck up i cant believe i let it get this low frfr
Yes, go fourth and claim your whimsy. Find your Joy in owning an air fryer.
emulsion lifts are so damn cool but i think ive found the one hobby ive got zero patience for because ive yet to actually get the pictures to lay how i want haha
sometimes i say im busy but in reality im just playing on coolmath games. that freezeria isnt gonna run itself
my hair isnt all that long but guess its long enough now that ive had people call me miss by accident while ive been turned away from them. its sorta weird and im not sure how i feel about it but theres worse things they could be sayin to get my attention haha
"Are you a boy or a girl" what if we play tonsil hockey and you tell me whether you feel straight or gay.
they put warnings to not grab food immediately out of the microwave for me specifically. i see my food and forget it was in the box that makes things hot because im too damn excited that its ready and grab that shit with no regard to how hot the plate or food might be then i burn my hand a lil
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absolutely its one after the other i burn my hand and then my tongue and ive yet to learn my lesson
I have done this way too many times lol. i see food, i grab food
held hands with a hoverfly today btw if any of yall care
shits pretty sick
Beautiful.
i know right
guess who accidentally broke another microwave
the Michael wave slayer
howd you know my nickname
mind reader o8vi
course my bad my bad that shouldve been obvious youre the yaoi fairy after all
now you’re getting it !!
being sick sucks i cant get any productive shit done cause im busy trying to not fall flat on my face
.go to sleeP
Lock in.
nah
im getting conflicting answers on what i should be doing man
Your options are numerous but your body is taxed by sickness debuff. Don't waste time thinking about what might be. Lock in. Collapse at your desk, nose to the grindstone. Curse your spine forever hence, dude.
if i collapse anywhere its gonna be in the middle of a living room that might be mine or someone elses for the dramatics of it all. my desk just isnt gonna cut it
Rug-adorned or hardwood?
do i look like an amateur to you bro cmon hardwood obviously
Classic. You have my blessing.
in case anyone was wondering going to the top of a mountain while insanely congested is actually a pretty bad idea despite the views
going on a hike somewhere ive never been got me saying shit like isnt it great to just get to know the world a little better
its a pondering kind of day. who else #pondering
#pondering my orb and by my orb lets just say the elvis bowling ball
can i see it i wanna ponder that shit too
ponder the fuck out of this bro it opens your mind
oh fuck yes ive never pondered anything harder in my life
haha man it would be great if my body stopped hurting but beggars cant be choosers so fuck it we ball. facing the day regardless
fuck guess im not buying any elixirs then
....althꙮugh yesterday i have created a labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn, if that interests yꙮu. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
a what
a labubu transfꙮrmatiꙮn pꙮtiꙮn. it's pretty straight-fꙮrward. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
what the fuck is a labubu
this hellish beast. https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/ꙮbraz_2026-07-29_170731682.png - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
no clue what that thing is but i sure as hell dont wanna be one haha
yꙮu can give it tꙮ ꙮthers. it wꙮuld be really funny, trust me. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
nah im good im not really down for that style of a prank dawg