dave with three Es
@taciturnGodhead
yo. another strider for the pile. dms hella open
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
roxy understands what im on about https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/923e1394a1c2.jpeg
i get high and start thinking things like this would be an insane minecraft spawn point completely seriously #substances
D☽o☾ y☽o☾u think we have spawn p☽o☾ints? ⋆˚࿔
thats wild implications for gods who get up to dying frequently
woah my joints hurt a crazy amount how could doing things on a day that was supposed to be simply chillin possibly do this to me
dont ever make your venmo transactions visible im too nosy to not ask what 🪰🩼🎲🏀 is
obviously its flycrutch diceball dude keep up
in other mundane news ive been mostly unintentionally growing out my hair because i just dont feel like having someone cut it and damn my hair grows faster than i realized i can pull it back into a tiny ponytail rn
accidentally locked the fuck in doing macrame all of today
beautiful shit out in the world https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d0b56d2d2467.jpeg
#nowplaying walkin on the sun - smash mouth https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4pqHjpguE&si=KkqsT5-2KXLBWT-7
spent the last 20 minutes trying to figure out why my head hurts before remembering how much coffee and how little water i drank today i might be a dumbass
they cant stop my white ass from dancing but they can certainly try
might fuck around and learn how to make soap next
being cozy in bed for awhile then suddenly feeling hungry is one of the worst things in the world. cruel of my body to make me pick between staying cozy yet hungry or not being hungry at the cost of coziness
anyone else ever think about reepicheep
youve gotta shut up about reepicheep im begging you at this point
one day ill find someone to talk about reepicheep with me and youll stop hearing about him
moved my shoulder wrong two days ago and it still hurts damn theyre trying to keep me down but it wont work
damn you good?
#nowplaying fafo by zack fox https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=KLTOEsa35vk&si=bZG3o8N4FMJA4Dwt
opened a lil pack of life savers gummies and they were all strawberry or cherry i just might be gods favorite
my dms remain hella open every single day with the full disclosure i forget my phone exists for hours at a time
john told me not to get the same style glasses as him even after i suggested we take jcpenney style pictures together wearing them and also matching sweaters so im looking for a new best friend now
sexy emo librarian glasses, stat nah but fr we striders look sick af in browlines
ok ok noted but do i gotta start talking about A24 films that everyones seen and i pretend are real underground with browline glasses
fuck. are you sure i cant just talk about coffee extremely pretentiously and call it a day cause i already got that shit on lock
oh why didnt you say you got the coffee trait on lock? gotta be up front w that shit dog yeah man you're exempt you already got your pretentious expensive habit
ok sweet ill keep up the good work then and get even more pretentious with it
long story short turns out i need prescription glasses and have needed them for years at this point who wouldve thought
for sight or for light sensitivity
damn lmao
they dont warn you about how easy it is to eat mold by accident
there goes the last original experience
youd think eating enough mold would do this but instead ive just eaten mold on many occasions by accident and sometimes my stomach hurts haha
are you an idiot.
is this an idiot brigade i'm witnessing?
s'that so, lil man?