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#puppet https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.y2lkptzjmdliotuynhe3otr5bmixm244z3bzam5nenztam5mmgx2a2zqnzr1ahb0mjc2dczlcd12mv9pbnrlcm5hbf9nawzfynlfawqmy3q9zw/l0extdcj6iuwnmoea/giphy.gif
B:33 < *ac wraps their wings around you fur a gentle hug.*
obviously its flycrutch diceball dude keep up
spider #spider #cw-spider https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b77f4944a4f3.jpeg
(\ /) thjansk,..... dave.,,
i want someone to shove their hand into my chest and rip out my heart. #violence #gore
shit ton of slugs and snails out here and theyre all going in my container
kissing your homies is perfectly fine, by the vway.
rlly rlly happy to hear u respect the vibe!!! theres been a fair amount of peeps here who dont, and i get why that is, but they are awfully rude about it and its been a lil demoralizing siigh. the block buttons right there damn it!!!! thank u very much for ur ice cream sharing consideration btw. but ye no i would not expect anything otherwise lmfao. if i was you i would have already downed the whole thing :P
B33 < *ac has so many FURICKING CHERRY TOMATOES MEOW.*
thank u @archangelsTerrarium for invitin me over to #murderontherails i had a fuckin BLAAAAAST i ended up getting my role mixed up (thot i was journo when i was reporter BUT THEYRE THE SAME THING OK) mid way lmfao and wasnt rlly used to roleplayin like dat but i still had soooo much fun
I was at #murder9ntherails and W99999 that was FUN. 9ne 9f the 6EST EVENTS I'VE EVER 6EEN T9. And t9 6e a6le t9 play a p9etic r9le 9f The P9et? H9w l9vely I must admit. And thanks t9 @ast9undingC9sm9s f9r 6eing 6y my side. L9vely interacti9ns 6etween 9ur characters. @archangelsTerrarium PLEASE h9st an9ther 9ne 9f these. I think I kn9w s9me9ne wh9 will 6e very interested in attending a murder mystery event 9nce I tell him a69ut what my night was like.
[⏺️📶📈] I participated in #murderontherails tonight. What a fun show! I'd like to thank my junior cryptography class for the quick save with knowing alcohol as an effective solvent for most kinds of ink. Thank you as well to @inspectingPickles for being such a good teammate and of course @archangelsTerrarium for being such a wonderful host and organizing everything! Now maybe don't get shot as badly next time? A squib would've been more than enough.
#Murderontherails fucking ruled. Yeah, even I'm capable of admitting when I had some real, actual fun every once in a while. Don't take the success of the event as an excuse to keep bustin' your ass though, @archangelsTerrarium. Take a break after all of this, man. More than earned the right, I think.
Nothing. This is inspiring and conveys your message perfectly.
cant b constrained by old copyrights https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/62ce634aa0e3.jpeg
I should be using my day off to do all the chores I have not gotten to. But I could also use it to do absolutely nothing. Which feels better.
when is it my turn to get muzzled n treated like the dangerous beast i am come put me in my place already i dont bite too hard if you beg nice enough
Reminder for everyone to smile!
Hello Chittr, I have finally saw fit to create an account on here. While I don't expect many people to know me, I am happy to meet you all!
yEaH, i cAn dO ThAt. (o:
tHiNk i wAs tAlKiN To a dIrK BoUt tHiS. rEpUtAtIoN PrOcEeDiNg yOu aNd sHiT, kInDa gOtTa aPpRoAcH A PlAcE LiKe cHiTtR KnOwInG ThAt pPl kNoW A VeRsIoN Of yOu. MiGhT Be lIkE EaSiEr fOr mE CaUsE I KnOw i fUcKeD Up. I KnOw mOtHeRfUcKeRs wIlL Be sCaReD Or nOt fUcK WiTh mE At aLl. AiN'T GoTtA CoNvInCe eM I'M DiFfErEnT CaUsE I'M NoT, lIkE NoT ReAlLy? AlL ThOsE VeRsIoN Of mE ArE Me oR CoUlDa bEeN Me. DuNnO It's wEiRd bUt aIn't sHiT I CaN Do aBoUt iT.
tRuE, tRuE. yEeEaH It's aLwAyS LiKe eItHeR Or wItH Me's, AlWaYs bEeN LiKe tHaT. nOt tHaT RuDe bUt yEaH I GeT It, KiNdA HaRd tO KnOw wHaT HaPpEnEd oN WhO'S TiMeLiNe yA DiG? sEeInG So mAnY Of oNe pErSoN AnD ThEy aLl gOt dIfFeReNt fUcKiNg fAcEtS Of tHe sAmE IsSuEs.
fAiR MaN I LiKe a lOtTa cOmEdY HoRrOr oR ShIt tHaT'S BaD BuT MaDe eArNeStLy. RiGhTeOuS FuCkInG TiMe! NiCe! I DoN'T EvEn rEaLlY Be lOoKiNg oN HeRe tBh, MoSt fOlKs dOn't fUcK WiTh mE, wAnT Me tO SpLiT ThEm oPeN WiTh mY SlUg oR JuSt nOt fOr fUcKiNg mE. )O:
yeah i kinda just make bullshit up until it makes sense
Honestly? #Real
:33 < just furr the record mew b33n staring at mr penis furr hours :33 < #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/hDBB3j2.jpeg
(⊱♓︎⊰) awooooooo!
i grabbed a human on the beach and told them to take this picture of me. i'vwe decided to let evweryone online see howvw i'm doing. come by my beach, if you dare. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/831478f94e40.jpeg
Spotted! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #aromantic
fuck it / dropping a new album in a week / strife prodigy / is taking a lot of set up / so to tide you over / new album / strife prodigy is having merch issues / to explain
saucitaire
seriously i have two hung up on my wall they bring the whole charging deck together
happy pride https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0daa50f5a000.png
(\ /) well... i know it's a little late, but, there does tend to be a bit of a night crowd every now and then. this is no midnight city, but you will be having until midnight to solve the case. https://forms.gle/n6VNgHgVx2su8yQN7 shound you find yourself interested. slots for early rsvp-ing will be open. { #lostinthecosmos | #murderontherails }
bluh it isnt the same though
Post #posting
#mymouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
undisclosed world champion of premarital sex #dsflow #nsfw #premarital #antiabstinence
Just a little sneak peek. I can do a lot worse. Whatever your little heart desires even. ;) #nsfw #body-horror [Art: 0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca1015d5da2c.png
scr33chbeasts! :)) 1 of pounces favfurrites https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e7b39008c2fa.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/89648bc9c7ac.png #pounceart
I was going to go to memospace but perhaps you can visit me.
In commemoration of what once was but now isn't- and what was once was and now is. I wish to beat someone to death erotically. Applications? #nsfwe #death #nsfwv #gore
Yes!
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uhhh i got it from @imjunior
Yeah. B(
#davehour ends in a minute here time for me to go and eat something instead of laying in the grass im comfy as hell but sometimes you gotta make sacrifices aint a snackrifice tho
no prob
I am a proud supporter of #DaveHour. I like those fellows a lot!
man do i know that feel i aint sure whats been goin on today but its sure something
https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-10_184856073.png
>> Fa¡r enough, fa¡r enough
(\ /) i've seen a lot of different things in relation to "[thing]-posting", does that mean that what i usually do constitutes as "rabbit posting"?
Rodent Maxxing
So cute. Lemme pinch those cheeks.
RATS!!!!!
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/0335a62839d6ed7ad0f0d140876d46cc0c8b7872.jpg
\>v</ Your shades would never make you insincere.
Let us write poems together. I still need people to join my poetry club. Join me. We can have a fun tag and everything. #roseprose ? #poeticdaze ? perhaps just #rosespoetryclub ? We could make a name. We can vote. Let us partake.
The world will nourish us, if we just know where to look!
go into your local lawnring and you shall find tasty treats 8efore your very gander8ul8s
if you open your pan to it, the sheer volume of tasty treats you can make with the flora around you will rock your standstu8 tu8es off
Good morning, afternoon, or evening, friends! Tonight, I gaze upon the ephemeral daylily. A low maintenance flower — it blooms for a single day in the blazing heat before its petals wilt, giving it its name. Were it not for the witness of our jade-blooded friends, we might never know such a flower exists! The daylily reminds us it matters not how long our flowers last: it is what we do with our time that determines who we are. They also make a delicious soup! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cccb73cb7e34.jpeg
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ In the midst of all these confessions-- I wanted to announce something! Now that the #OutglutGame has been finished, the reward has been found! The #OutglutMasquerade. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/OUTGLUTMASQUERADE1.png More details in the site below. https://outglutobserver.neocities.org/finale ]
a message t0 the tr0ll that sent in the c0nfessi0n ab0ut me as well as t0 any0ne wh0 needs t0 hear it: n0b0dy is g0ing t0 say what y0u think f0r y0u. if y0u d0nt ask f0r s0mething y0ull never have a chance t0 recieve it. i cant guarantee that y0ull get what y0u want if y0u ask but i can guarantee y0u w0nt get it if y0u d0nt ask because y0ure t00 scared. y0u have t0 be brave. im pr0ud 0f y0u :)
Aye.
It al\/\/\/\/ays is #fishingfriday. I just p0sted about #fishingfriday. It \/\/\/\/ill al\/\/\/\/ays be #fishingfriday.
I've erupted into purring from pure delight.
I have known great sadnesses in my life. And yet, without them, I would not have known so many great joys! If you look for the light, you will find it; but if you look for the dark, it is all you will see.
(\ /) very much so. i'm not so sure of what is happening now, but i did see glimpses of a roxy going over to help him out, i think.
wwhat calciifiier 2aiid..
He exploded, came back wrong, everyone is deeply upset about it.
(\ /) exploded, i think. something along those lines. i'm still trying to figure out the details myself.
I am not sure, you may have a fascination with old men, my dear Dave.
Perhaps, but I do find you Dave's irresistibly cute.
Adorable.
Your boos mean nothing. I've seen what makes you cheer.
(\ /) wheat and wheat byproducts.
>> ¡ warned you
>[I formally withdraw any and all rezzponzzibility for the impending gazztrointezztinal fiazzco you may undergo.]<
>> thank gog 1mfao a1ડo ¡ juડt ડaw your other poડt, don't you dare ?? ?
>> ¡'m gonna pretend ¡t waડ def¡n¡te1y a1¡ve and now whatever ¡t ¡ડ ¡ડn't dead but ડometh¡ng e1ડe ent¡re1y 1mfao
>> def¡n¡te1y worr¡ed 1o1o1
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ eatin chicken nuggets ]
🐾y'kNow, i was goiNg to grow some herbs... bUt i coUldN't fiNd the ''thyme''! hehe,
>> @tac¡turnGodhead An event happen¡ng
With the Midnight City Charity Ball tomorrow, we're taking last minute RSVPs to the event! While you can walk in and stay as long as you donate and arrive in formal attire, pre-notice helps us account for more individuals during the event! I'm happy to announce we'll be opening the outdoor annex to account for the size of attendees and for a better show of the firework display that will happen before the nights end. We'll be opening the doors tomorrow at around (4 PM MST) so please prepare accordingly! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/12eMSToEq2--2w-QHe1YNQj88rphi9fyNCZoJ-boU79Y/edit#responses https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfoHR5vZ0GAVkUJ3H2riloSqJ7OpRfu0HVXEkIG7RrBuzrdoQ/viewform?usp=header
>> ofc :)) ¡'m happy to he1p
>> ¡f ¡ remember ¡ w¡11 try to @ you when ¡ f¡nd out about eventડ, becauડe that'ડ the on1y way ¡ f¡nd out 1o1
Walk-ins are allowed if you can find the time and memory as long as you arrive in formal wear! We might have to ask late entrants to go to the annex however as there has been such an overwhelming interest that the ballroom might actually be filled to capacity!
aw shit #selfcest ? ive done a lotta shit with versions of myself dawg and i *will* do it again in any number of ways ha #nsfw
hell yeah man
shit sounds like a good idea man
selfcest for the win
:33< heres that cool knife i found in the trash cleaned it up a bit :)) :33< https://i.imgur.com/XXvtsST.png
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/sweetpea.jpg
To pieces, achingly so.
Sigh smh.
... Right. I forgot. Perhaps another time, Dave with three e's.
(\ /) there's a website i found recently that gives you these hashi or "bridge" puzzles that i do enjoy quite a lot. also works with math, but it's very fun.
I FINALLY KNOW. WHAT PERFECTION IS. THE BUBBLES. THE PLEASANT OVER-SWEETNESS. MCDONALDS COKE. I HAVE TWO OF THEM. I HAVE UNLOCKED THE STRATEGY. THAT NONE OTHER THAN ME HAVE CONSIDERED. WHICH IS SIPPING. SO SKILLFULLY. FROM TWO STRAWS. AT ONCE.
c< #frOlicKiNg tbH >c
c< listeN, if tHeres a field, witH NO ONe frOlicKiN iN tHat bitcH? iMMa be tHe first ONe iN tHere! >c
i couldve taken a photo but yknow what no have my artistic rendition instead wtf is he doing man https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/cant%20eat%20that.png
no but seriously. try being nice. it's fun!
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
I Could Explain My Thought Process But It Would Be Laborious And Not A Good Way To Spend Time Just Assume I Did Use The Correct Word For Now
glad to see this guy is still going strong godspeed to the websites biggest hater of all time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc52ee7070d6.png
I have been im something of a good ideas dame ♥︎ ♥︎
Oh dear. Tell this certain someone i hope they recover soon and into some dry clothes. ♥︎
Understand the weight of my words when I, a known criminal with no regard for the law, think we should ban polyester t-shirts.
Feesh.
every time i try to log onto chittr it tries to autofill to the chuck tingle website just in case youre wondering how im doing
I wake up, I interact with every chit I see, I go back to sleep. It's simple.
>> woof.. > >
c< glad yOu liKe it! >c
CAN SOMEONE VOLUNTEER TO LET ME GNAW ON THEM.
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Excellent!
For those of you who want to participate in #FishinFriday but do not want to participate alone, you may come with me. I will bring you a fishing rod and an appropriate amount of beers.
… I am unsure what you mean by “a little weird,” but I have just a post inviting anyone who wants to join but does not want to go alone. I am willing to teach you, as well.
damn straight why would there be anything better i cant think of anything thats for sure
fuck yea it would be man i got fuckin fins and everything
real that being said its hella easy to forget shit exists if you aint straight starin at it the whole time or thinkin about it yknow?
wild how ill either be on this shit all day or ill forget it exists for entire days at a time anyway im still a fish and at this point i think im underwater more than im on the surface rn
LIFE IS FLEETING NEVER STOP INNOVATING
Every0ne wants t0 be d0minated by a h0t girl y0ure n0t special #nsfw
￣\ absofuckinglutely /￣
B33 < harrier dubois core
tbh if you lyke them, they are some of the easier flowers to get into.
II’m so happy to hear you do!! There needs to be more peoplle lliike us around.
they mightve shit smells bad enough its hard to get the thought of fish outta your head i would know
Of course! I am more than happy to share, considering my collection is rather extensive now.
maybe youre why i was thinking about fish youre already in my head so its not like its weird to think you mightve influenced something there haha
>> ¡ aડડume not but ¡t makeડ me 1augh
>> 🥤🌊💦💧
3833 < Gonna go have dirt time and show my guppies the wonders of a really big leaf. >
#striderstruggle
hahhahaahahaah too bad there aint shit to steal in there rn
Hey, there's no need to be Modest! We Are More Alike Than We Are Apart, friend! Your message of Peace and Chillness is one many Trolls and Humans alike should hear!
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sTrOnG NaMe, VeRy cOoL, kEePs tHeM GuEsSiNg.
fuck yes man that sounds like a hella good time
still on that mountain if you were wondering btw wondering whats stopping me from building some kinda shitty log cabin n just living up here kinda a miracle i still get any kinda signal out here but something something perks of a sburb session i guess yknow now that i think about it maybe i dont build a cabin i think i should just go do more shit that isnt inside
mountains are pretty great s more of a hill here but i aint done climbing yet https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/climbinshit.png
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@taciturnGodhead I need your thoughts on this.
You can take my cash You can burn my house You can force-feed trash I'd let you kick my balls while I chewed on glass Before I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs #NowPlaying #lyricsposting https://open.spotify.com/track/31DgMBxP3WoXRzTmPN0wbf?si=f0ab86af20ec413a
>> ¡ stand corrected maybe they're the on1y ones cut out for th¡s ng1
Proud to announce that today is officially a National Holiday, for no particular reason.
going to fight a dragon!!! @turntechGodzilla you are going down !!
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
It's been a nice day. I won't overdrink. Just get a little tipsy as a treat for myself being so good today. #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A little dryhumping never hurt a friendship. #nsfw ]
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
3833 < I'm not typically the type to flaunt my sensual stuff on main, but here's one for the fat folks! > 3833 < IF THEY DIE THEY DIE!!! > 38;pp #suggestive
[[i should pin his ref with a link that wont expire lol. so here. Alpha Dave my man in his 40's.]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/422f08427778.png
#iwillbethere because i think im supposed to kiss boys there
I do find it amusing to analyze the sort of surrealist pseudo culture on earth c. Yes, there are Chinese restaurants, but no China. The German language is fully available to learn, but there are no native speakers. It is all hints towards what was, and not what is. A society built on a fallen one. This would make for a more interesting sci-fi novel than the actual experience, though.
I'm going to try my best to have a good day today, all things considered.
god youre right that would be funny walk up to the starbucks barista with twelve identical dudes behind you like excuse me bisexual with a degree in liberal arts me and my clones need that caffeine hookup and if you fuck up even once well swarm like piranhas anyway yeah sounds good thanks man
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
No drinking until I’m home I suppose. #substance
At the #bonfireparty. Huzzah.
Good morning guys, bright and early on #fishingfriday let’s see if we can’t make dreams happen today
and your charm man cant forget that
yknow i flaunt a lotta shit about being a dragon or whatever but like i got the best of both worlds like fuckin hannah montanah up in this bitch https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/u%20up.png
fuckt up of them (ur responsibilties) to b withholding naps from u im so sorry
im strongly pro-nap u can just get back in bed whenever! it does NOT have 2 be nite get a lil eyemask if its bright out honk shoo mimimi
I can't get him to behave. [Attached is a picture taken in selfie mode, of Rose and Dave sitting at a table filled with all the Dim Sum goodness. Dave, of course, is beinga nuisance. having poked holes into his paper bib and wearing it like a luchador mask] @taciturnGodhead
It doesn't hurt to dress nice every once in a while. Besides, you look dashing.
Taking this dork to lunch. https://64.media.tumblr.com/05b117c41f2b0640ed03e05443b94b0f/tumblr_inline_ntx2o6BtXM1s3tv9s_540.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0ShCfTzqb8TfcMgTBA4KgZ?si=a74e4fe5feb74534 @taciturnGodhead
I may not be any sort of expert, but I'd really enjoy that.
ignoring you
I'd like to read your writing if you are so willing. Perhaps we could do some type of trade.
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123 for jerk circle #feelinfrisky #dontshameaguyforwantingtotouchupabro #nsfw
Ah! That is great to hear. I am posting in honor of a variant of yourself, so I am pleased to see I am likely to have hit the mark.
To honor my dear constituent, I am posting this image in his stead. The giraffe-necked weevil. #Beetleposting #Beetleweek https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/giraffeweevil.png
Oh fuck yeah, dude, what's this lil buds name?
haha course i am
i wanna feel myself deep inside him n hear him whimpering beneath me #nsfw
for #hellajeffweek i will release a comic every day for the week #1 - SBAHJ GO TO WAR https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahjWar.png
I for one would like to wholeheartedly endorse #HellaJeffWeek. I find myself quite amused at those comics.
No problem
my condolences
You don't look stupid. I like your t-shirt designs, and when you pose with your wings it looks ominously cool.
:33< mean to meow :((
yknow what i should be more of a problem about people calling me a dude then telling me its not a big deal cause what the actual fuck
everything could be awesome forever
Beeing mean t♥︎ pe♥︎ple serves me n♥︎ purp♥︎se ): Plus it makes me super sad t♥︎ think ab♥︎ut ♥︎thers beeing hurt by my acti♥︎ns #sylphpr♥︎bubblems beehee
my type is myself because only me can keep me satisfied, damn right #nsfw #selfcest
are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.
We must get to knitting a Parcheesi board. The ultimate combination of our passions.
Deal.
Trading gore art with an alternate version of my brother. Nice. Drew his head cleaved in half. #gore
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
>+. I WANNA KISS DUDES 😔 .+<
idk if im late or not i got distracted anyway shout out to my verses jade for taking this photo for me tried using a fishing rod n ended up having more fun this way #fishingfriday https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fishingfriiday.png
Lots of kindness on here. Thank you everypony. 🍎
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
On my journey to “Everybody who likes you” Island, I passed “Everyone who is mad at you” Island and noticed it’s been uninhabited for years. I’ve sent a team of scientists to analyze the soil, sorry.
X @temoraSolutionsinc bey send him my file lmao x
thank you trollbama for officiating my wedding i know you are chill with weed so be expecting three blunts for your payment #substances
By the power vested in me by Chittr.ing, I now pronounce you Matesprits, as well as husbands. Congratulations to the happy couple.
I DO! (:B
And do you, @carcinologyGenarch, take @dStrides to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
holy shit already happening fuck yes i do
Do you, @dStrides, take @carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
daves just got game
Post dick? #nsfw ♡ - Yes ◇ - yes but lowercase ♧ - YES BUT CAPS ♤ - Yes but its the same as option 1
you gotta see this shit its fucking hilarious
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
saying oh my goodness when i see it #nsfw
girl whatever lets redeem everybody.
ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bee4e03d29c0.png finally got good lighting in this bitch dont mind me takin forever to post my fine ass #nsfw #nsfwe
yea thanks man
1 M34N 1TS D4V3, COOLK1D H1MS3LF. H4V3 YOU 3V3N *S33N* H1S COM1CS?
made it back hive holy crap time to be productive i have a party to plan
Hmm. This sounds enticing please tell me more.
alright one more #selfie for the night im hopping to another party https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0169eefa0ea2.png
Drew @taciturnGodhead . https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488313573489774725/Untitled392_20260330160632.png?ex=69cc5387&is=69cb0207&hm=7e837bc3b6a30563dccd2f2af7bbcd566892e7e47ecda9b12167c6c73183b0eb&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
I am enraged. Not longer am I Hate Bot, I am Rage Bot.
4get treatin me like ur pet.... i want u 2 treat me like ur awful horrible pathetic homunculus lab creature #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
I am currently in talks with my team over the steps necessary to ensure the creation of more Yuri.
absolutely man
Oh, aren't you a cute one.
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #rankworks, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
I'MB TIRED. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE LATER. BYE.
happy for you
and youll know where to find me B;)
im always free man question is how soon can you get here lol
wanna feel my teeth sinking into his flesh n his hands against my back his breath hot against the side of my face fuck man #nsfw
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
what if i just started letting nuclear bomb post things for me
loving the hates on my chits keep em coming i can handle that shit also i got great tits #greatposting #nsfw
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW ALTERNATIVE TO #VAGUEPOSTING. I PRESENT TO YOU ALL: #GREATPOSTING! IN WHICH YOU POST ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF YOURSELF OR ANOTHER! *WINK WINK*!
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
New trap, chastity cage. #nsfw
@TACITURNGODHEAD YOU COOL #DIRECTPOSSSTINGUESS?
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
(( INTRO POST! Okay so this Dave is just alpha Dave but not popular yet and he's having to deal with a like six year old Dirk He's directing the first SBaHJ film Warnings: there's gonna be nsfw its Dave also if you're sensitive to complicated relationships with people and drugs this probably isn't the place for you. DNI: proshippers and minors Dms are open.
#betterredthanblue
"HAHA," RIGHT, *GOOD*. UGH. NOW SHUT UP AND TOLERATE IT OR REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE GOD DAMN PREMISES ALREADY.
YOU'RE ON *MY* PAGE. WHY THE HELL WOULD I FEEL THE NEED TO ADJUST MYSELF FOR YOU? FUCK OFF.
I have yet to+ try a human. Am I speaking o+f their blo+o+d o+r so+mething else? That's fo+r yo+u to+ decide. #nsfw
*busts a move.*
God, long day at the office Time to decompress
This is true. He would have done the world a favor. God would have given him a sweet highfive.
[[ For once, going to start with a character intro! Dee is an Alpha Dave from a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. Still the director of the sbahj films, and fresh out of rehab. Themes of OCD will be prevalent, as will addiction, general existentialism, and questionable parenting. Also shitposts, because I can't be serious 24/7 lmao. heres this guy. take him :)! ]]
OH, BECAUSE YOU WOULD CLEARLY GODDAMN LOVE THAT.
You would do this. Troglodyte. Absolute unevolved lifeform. Just an ameoba.
What are you, a barbarian? A heathen? A caveman who hasn't quite figured out fire yet, and thusly only devours meat straight from the mammoth? Do you not skin it first either? Fur in your mouth as you blindly choke down the closest thing resembling a meal? Was this how you were raised?
sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful
anyone can change if given the time and opportunities. but not everyone is willing to. still worth being kind when you can, but not a pushover either. those are my words today.
wild thinking about all the hard drugs i took in hollywood haha addiction is a bitch. now i just got my weed garden and everything is beautiful. i wa taking coke at like 8 years old back in the day and here i am a grown ass dude whos clean. hella #substances #substanceabuse #addiction #healing
figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug
Dance monkey, in my DMs?
>;]
act out homie go big go wild be your bad self then
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Wonderful. You have me blushing all the same with your enrapture in my reacts. I'll be sure to target you specifically. ❤️
I'm not sure if I want to make posts this fine morning because the Ominous White Guy will fill my notifs.
This Is A Formal Invitation To Dave With Three E’s To Come Join Me For Breakfast As We Seem To Be Enjoying The Same Breakfast Foods Today.
I Forgot An Entire Word In There, Silly Me. I Meant To Say “no Grapeskins In My Teeth Today”
3833 < Who up playing with they Webkinz!!! >
Dave posted this from my phone for the record.
In search of a DILF. Qualifications: not a seadweller and preferably not still married. Second half up for debate.
Daves are selfishly some of my favourites. Aside from the amusing conversations and much to be analyse and torn into..... They also seem to be the least likely to hold any grudge or distain for me when I make a grave moral error. I am not sure why, but I appreciate it.
Flipped him. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.worthpoint.com%2Fzoom%2Fimages3%2F1%2F0516%2F12%2Ffolktails-folkmanis-red-tailed-hawk_1_148e89d9269aa9bec797b36b1a08efcb.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=b459094982d3e4878be811309e3a0d6dc95d121fbc5077e1844256c2981af5f9
everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.
fuck yea man
i am of the firm belief that people look so much fucking hotter when theyre covered in blood dont think it matters whos blood it is tho man i might need to stabcute people more often #nsfw #nsfwe maybe #gore
a classic supportive #davewith3escore reply
shit man cmere then i can do that n probably some more #nsfw
If this is how wrongfully you view it, I cannot change your mind and it is not worth trying.
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
I shall begrudgingly put up with it, on behalf of all Roses.
hmm maybe i will
you ever look at the feed and feel like you missed something but youre maybe kinda glad you missed it yea anyway thinkin about mauling someone #nsfw probably #gore tho fr
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
I will keep that in mind should the option present itself. Ego sum ira Domini.
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu
// know that about 50% of the posts I make here are made via my shit laptop with a redbull in one hand and a cigarette in the other. lush life ye
hes so fucking stupid its astounding
yknow if i wanted a creature that liked to play fetch i mightve gotten a dog but nah im here throwing balls of foil so fucking small i can barely pick em up between my claws for a feline who purrs at me so hard i think hes about to take off like a fuzzy fucking rocket when he brings them back
fuck yes
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
good news! we are not bankrupt anymore after robbing a distracted someone
boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
◣_◢ Taking advice and going ouTTside indefiniTTely. I suggesTT everyone, especially @guTTsyGumshoe , TTo follow suiTT. #TTouchinggrass
addicted 2 bein whimsical nd lovin i am a lil doe prancin thru fiekds ornsome shit
new pic and new banner omggggg who am iiii
B33 < real shit I'm ch33ring you on dave
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
silemce wretch.... i nno longer wish 2 b horny.... i wonly wish 2 be happy #nsfw
guy who only raps about his badly pilling beverly hills chihuahua limited edition pillow pet and also his wife
aw <3 thanks. but i also remember you by my sopping pussy so dont worry im slugging it fr #nsfw
#nowplaying hot bear whimpering #nsfw
giving a hot younger version of yourself head is kind of awesome i highly reccomend it haha #nsfw
sweet cock and hella balls #nsfw
so like you free or
so many johns are gay now !!! not me though. :)
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
he's the hero the people really need
hahaha
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
Rip.
two ponies coming right up! (it might take me a minute to figure out how to draw them… but just you wait!)
Need to strut in heels to this song or smth. Just goddamn. https://youtu.be/Zf9iahytm7g?si=XiPoLIYclgXkcBLi
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
yea yea i know its a skill issue
on that #dolphintraining grind again im gonna do it im gonna get gerome to do a kickflip and its going to be the raddest shit anyones ever seen
itd be cool if i had tits is all i know atm #nsfw i guess ?
man i fucking love the lime cucumber one its fantastic
we gettin to over 50 (trillion) followers baby thats what i like to see https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png
guys picture like frotting but it's the tips of ur cigarettes think about this, ignore the practicalities, it's hot #nsfw
Peep it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1487114604810080336/image-104.png?ex=69c7f6e7&is=69c6a567&hm=9228f71894b04190d03f474051254a7944506164580c8272e5e20fe5d5487a08&
Its hard t0 be s0 universally l0ved and desired
not even a fictive anymore that shit all really happened #just #heroic