♥ liked by @taciturnGodhead
yknow what i should be more of a problem about people calling me a dude then telling me its not a big deal cause what the actual fuck
everything could be awesome forever
Beeing mean t♥︎ pe♥︎ple serves me n♥︎ purp♥︎se ): Plus it makes me super sad t♥︎ think ab♥︎ut ♥︎thers beeing hurt by my acti♥︎ns #sylphpr♥︎bubblems beehee
my type is myself because only me can keep me satisfied, damn right #nsfw #selfcest
are we talking about safe spaces? if so then my page is a safe space. please get as filthy and kinky and horny and nasty and extreme as you want i will never judge you. #nsfw #nsfwe.
We must get to knitting a Parcheesi board. The ultimate combination of our passions.
Trading gore art with an alternate version of my brother. Nice. Drew his head cleaved in half. #gore
My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances
>+. I WANNA KISS DUDES 😔 .+<
idk if im late or not i got distracted anyway shout out to my verses jade for taking this photo for me tried using a fishing rod n ended up having more fun this way #fishingfriday https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fishingfriiday.png
thank you i am also a fan of me existing.
Always remember: When in doubt, blame RONALD REAGAN.
(( feel silly posting ooc for this but im gonna be more active on my other accts for the next 2 weeks probably. my doggie got neutered and i want to be Silly in these times. but if u do want handmaid time, just @ me or w/e :3
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
On my journey to “Everybody who likes you” Island, I passed “Everyone who is mad at you” Island and noticed it’s been uninhabited for years. I’ve sent a team of scientists to analyze the soil, sorry.
X @temoraSolutionsinc bey send him my file lmao x
thank you trollbama for officiating my wedding i know you are chill with weed so be expecting three blunts for your payment #substances
By the power vested in me by Chittr.ing, I now pronounce you Matesprits, as well as husbands. Congratulations to the happy couple.
And do you, @carcinologyGenarch, take @dStrides to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
holy shit already happening fuck yes i do
Do you, @dStrides, take @carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?
daves just got game
Post dick? #nsfw ♡ - Yes ◇ - yes but lowercase ♧ - YES BUT CAPS ♤ - Yes but its the same as option 1
you gotta see this shit its fucking hilarious
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
my aZZ comeZ at a premium bulge picZ though? on the hive, at leaZt thiZ once. line up fellaZ thereZ plenty to go around httpZ://ZquidgeimageZ.Z3.uZ-weZt-002.bacKblaZeb2.com/2026/04/01/20260401_165904.png #nZfw
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saying oh my goodness when i see it #nsfw
girl whatever lets redeem everybody.
ok, i got distracted from my own, and drew dave’s pony sona. i think it is my best work yet! https://files.catbox.moe/wmw7gq.jpeg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bee4e03d29c0.png finally got good lighting in this bitch dont mind me takin forever to post my fine ass #nsfw #nsfwe
1 M34N 1TS D4V3, COOLK1D H1MS3LF. H4V3 YOU 3V3N *S33N* H1S COM1CS?
made it back hive holy crap time to be productive i have a party to plan
Hmm. This sounds enticing please tell me more.
alright one more #selfie for the night im hopping to another party https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0169eefa0ea2.png
Drew @taciturnGodhead . https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488313573489774725/Untitled392_20260330160632.png?ex=69cc5387&is=69cb0207&hm=7e837bc3b6a30563dccd2f2af7bbcd566892e7e47ecda9b12167c6c73183b0eb&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
I am enraged. Not longer am I Hate Bot, I am Rage Bot.
4get treatin me like ur pet.... i want u 2 treat me like ur awful horrible pathetic homunculus lab creature #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
I am currently in talks with my team over the steps necessary to ensure the creation of more Yuri.
absolutely man
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
I'MB TIRED. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE LATER. BYE.
i am having sex with every iteration of myself at all times. and im topping #nsfw
happy for you
im always free man question is how soon can you get here lol
wanna feel my teeth sinking into his flesh n his hands against my back his breath hot against the side of my face fuck man #nsfw
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
what if i just started letting nuclear bomb post things for me
loving the hates on my chits keep em coming i can handle that shit also i got great tits #greatposting #nsfw
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW ALTERNATIVE TO #VAGUEPOSTING. I PRESENT TO YOU ALL: #GREATPOSTING! IN WHICH YOU POST ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF YOURSELF OR ANOTHER! *WINK WINK*!
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
New trap, chastity cage. #nsfw
@TACITURNGODHEAD YOU COOL #DIRECTPOSSSTINGUESS?
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
damas caballeros y gentes estimados bienvenidos im proud to say that its time for yet another drawing raffle get your butts in here hit the fucking react buttons to get in line so i can make this list tonight no you cant bribe me im already rich so dont even try it #artraffle #art #raffle #imeatinganapplerightnow #yummy
(( INTRO POST! Okay so this Dave is just alpha Dave but not popular yet and he's having to deal with a like six year old Dirk He's directing the first SBaHJ film Warnings: there's gonna be nsfw its Dave also if you're sensitive to complicated relationships with people and drugs this probably isn't the place for you. DNI: proshippers and minors Dms are open.
#betterredthanblue
"HAHA," RIGHT, *GOOD*. UGH. NOW SHUT UP AND TOLERATE IT OR REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THE GOD DAMN PREMISES ALREADY.
YOU'RE ON *MY* PAGE. WHY THE HELL WOULD I FEEL THE NEED TO ADJUST MYSELF FOR YOU? FUCK OFF.
I have yet to+ try a human. Am I speaking o+f their blo+o+d o+r so+mething else? That's fo+r yo+u to+ decide. #nsfw
*busts a move.*
God, long day at the office Time to decompress
This is true. He would have done the world a favor. God would have given him a sweet highfive.
[[ For once, going to start with a character intro! Dee is an Alpha Dave from a NONSBURB/HUMANSTUCK au. Still the director of the sbahj films, and fresh out of rehab. Themes of OCD will be prevalent, as will addiction, general existentialism, and questionable parenting. Also shitposts, because I can't be serious 24/7 lmao. heres this guy. take him :)! ]]
OH, BECAUSE YOU WOULD CLEARLY GODDAMN LOVE THAT.
You would do this. Troglodyte. Absolute unevolved lifeform. Just an ameoba.
What are you, a barbarian? A heathen? A caveman who hasn't quite figured out fire yet, and thusly only devours meat straight from the mammoth? Do you not skin it first either? Fur in your mouth as you blindly choke down the closest thing resembling a meal? Was this how you were raised?
sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful
anyone can change if given the time and opportunities. but not everyone is willing to. still worth being kind when you can, but not a pushover either. those are my words today.
wild thinking about all the hard drugs i took in hollywood haha addiction is a bitch. now i just got my weed garden and everything is beautiful. i wa taking coke at like 8 years old back in the day and here i am a grown ass dude whos clean. hella #substances #substanceabuse #addiction #healing
figured out im a woman so anyway whats everyones favorite #worm or #bug
act out homie go big go wild be your bad self then
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Wonderful. You have me blushing all the same with your enrapture in my reacts. I'll be sure to target you specifically. ❤️
I'm not sure if I want to make posts this fine morning because the Ominous White Guy will fill my notifs.
This Is A Formal Invitation To Dave With Three E’s To Come Join Me For Breakfast As We Seem To Be Enjoying The Same Breakfast Foods Today.
see, i told everyone, ragebaited so easy
I Forgot An Entire Word In There, Silly Me. I Meant To Say “no Grapeskins In My Teeth Today”
3833 < Who up playing with they Webkinz!!! >
Dave posted this from my phone for the record.
In search of a DILF. Qualifications: not a seadweller and preferably not still married. Second half up for debate.
Daves are selfishly some of my favourites. Aside from the amusing conversations and much to be analyse and torn into..... They also seem to be the least likely to hold any grudge or distain for me when I make a grave moral error. I am not sure why, but I appreciate it.
Flipped him. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fthumbs.worthpoint.com%2Fzoom%2Fimages3%2F1%2F0516%2F12%2Ffolktails-folkmanis-red-tailed-hawk_1_148e89d9269aa9bec797b36b1a08efcb.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=b459094982d3e4878be811309e3a0d6dc95d121fbc5077e1844256c2981af5f9
everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.
i am of the firm belief that people look so much fucking hotter when theyre covered in blood dont think it matters whos blood it is tho man i might need to stabcute people more often #nsfw #nsfwe maybe #gore
a classic supportive #davewith3escore reply
shit man cmere then i can do that n probably some more #nsfw
If this is how wrongfully you view it, I cannot change your mind and it is not worth trying.
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
I shall begrudgingly put up with it, on behalf of all Roses.
you ever look at the feed and feel like you missed something but youre maybe kinda glad you missed it yea anyway thinkin about mauling someone #nsfw probably #gore tho fr
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
I will keep that in mind should the option present itself. Ego sum ira Domini.
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu
// know that about 50% of the posts I make here are made via my shit laptop with a redbull in one hand and a cigarette in the other. lush life ye
yknow if i wanted a creature that liked to play fetch i mightve gotten a dog but nah im here throwing balls of foil so fucking small i can barely pick em up between my claws for a feline who purrs at me so hard i think hes about to take off like a fuzzy fucking rocket when he brings them back
fuck yes
npd more like no prettier dick-than-mine #nsfw
good news! we are not bankrupt anymore after robbing a distracted someone
boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
◣_◢ Taking advice and going ouTTside indefiniTTely. I suggesTT everyone, especially @guTTsyGumshoe , TTo follow suiTT. #TTouchinggrass
addicted 2 bein whimsical nd lovin i am a lil doe prancin thru fiekds ornsome shit
B33 < real shit I'm ch33ring you on dave
B33 < i catually care so much bro efurrything is d33ply connected in a beautyifful dance of action and reaction B33 < i hope we both live happy freaky lives out and that i pawlways get to listen and suppurt you B33 < may our enyamies suffer and our allies prospurr and the world grow ever kinder and more wonderful
silemce wretch.... i nno longer wish 2 b horny.... i wonly wish 2 be happy #nsfw
guy who only raps about his badly pilling beverly hills chihuahua limited edition pillow pet and also his wife
aw <3 thanks. but i also remember you by my sopping pussy so dont worry im slugging it fr #nsfw
#nowplaying hot bear whimpering #nsfw
giving a hot younger version of yourself head is kind of awesome i highly reccomend it haha #nsfw
sweet cock and hella balls #nsfw
i wont stop til the breaks fall off...off off yes sir yessir...cuz i need you in the passenger
so many johns are gay now !!! not me though. :)
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
he's the hero the people really need
By popular demand, my ponysona: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff32c8b0ce1e.png
two ponies coming right up! (it might take me a minute to figure out how to draw them… but just you wait!)
Need to strut in heels to this song or smth. Just goddamn. https://youtu.be/Zf9iahytm7g?si=XiPoLIYclgXkcBLi
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
on that #dolphintraining grind again im gonna do it im gonna get gerome to do a kickflip and its going to be the raddest shit anyones ever seen
itd be cool if i had tits is all i know atm #nsfw i guess ?
+2 to charisma cause bitches cant resist my dogboy swag motherfuckers hate when they cant hang cause they aint in their bag im lighting these rhymes like a real poet and if you down to clown with me baby you better show it #sickrhymes #illbeats #stillgotit
man i fucking love the lime cucumber one its fantastic
we gettin to over 50 (trillion) followers baby thats what i like to see https://i.ibb.co/1f3H8h38/el-money.png
guys picture like frotting but it's the tips of ur cigarettes think about this, ignore the practicalities, it's hot #nsfw
Peep it https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1487114604810080336/image-104.png?ex=69c7f6e7&is=69c6a567&hm=9228f71894b04190d03f474051254a7944506164580c8272e5e20fe5d5487a08&
Its hard t0 be s0 universally l0ved and desired
not even a fictive anymore that shit all really happened #just #heroic