birdman
@citrineTectrix
i do a lot of things and a lot of them make no sense | names ds or whatever | caw caw motherfuckers
whenever i get a house of my own im gonna do whats called an evil house tour where the camera is just pointed at my face way too closely and you barely see any of the house past me and im gonna still be saying shit like "so this is the bathroom i tried really hard to use color theory in it" and you just dont goddamn see it
ok my #hornyposting hours are over im gonna have ice cream now #nsfw
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
some of yall have too high of standards for sex sometimes sex is just desperately rubbing up on someones thigh while they watch and whisper words of praise and encouragement and then when you need to you can just swap places #nsfw
so apparently offering to keep a man company while hes having a #piss will get you weird looks nowadays #nsfw ig
I shall offer my services of keeping you company while you urinate.
LOW-KEY NEED MY SHIT SCHLONKED. #NSFW
when are the cool daves gonna have a group jerkin' it session and if so can it be "the cool daves and also ds" #nsfw
i already invited you to my open wound party cmon man
obviously the open wounds would be more intimate and not as casual as jerkin it #nsfw
ok true but the circle jerk IS before we get to open wound fun part of the party #nsfw
think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw
your man is cool and all but do he purr
[we should all invest our money into seeds. for more food]> 🐔
maybe ice cream is slick enough for #slickweek
just finished gnawing on someones violin we win these
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Another win!
The internet is girls, and you must take care of her.
cønsøle.løg("røbøts whø are wømen and wømen whø are røbøts make my drøøl");
some of you out here are really omegamaxxing on #slickweek #nsfw
None of these words are in the bible.
That makes sense.
who else eating chicken strip during #slickweek
give it up for every brave #worm out there this #slickweek there might be birds out there and yet they press on
is it true seadwellers get extra for #slickweek #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2357760b1898.png ??? @tendriltheurgist
Did you answer these questions honestly and from the heart? That thing pumping in your chest, I mean.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE KEEPING THE ALPHA MALE. WHO ANSWERED THE QUIZ FOR YOU. ISN'T IT.