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@citrineTectrix

i do a lot of things and a lot of them make no sense | names ds or whatever | caw caw motherfuckers

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stomachache B/

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its so great to see the timeline united and enthusiastically posting hole! :D

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Total: 97
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@eldritchTherapy[ET]

I would advise you rephrase your statement Jade just a word of advice people who just get on may get the wrong idea.

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@walkstabwalK[WK]

Digdigdigdigdigdig

OH NO

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@eldritchTherapy[ET]

I'm sorry to be the one yo let you know

oh noooooooo :(

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@eldritchTherapy[ET]

I am truly sorry

holeposting [IMAGE ATTACHMENT] [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: It's a picture of someone's lawn, which is pockmarked with small holes in the ground, as well as scattered piles of dirt. An orange glowing claw is holding a trowel in frame, pointed at one of the holes, as though the trowel is some kind of wand.]

you guys talking about digging holes when ive been on that shit for ages

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cawing up a storm rn

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

anyways I made garlic bread and it deadass had me like this post #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/vmWmbYxZ/IMG-2225.jpg

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Kull: +10
Total: 60
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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
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go my davelings.
@turntechStrider[TS]

need that from karkat ngl

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

you’re lucky i can’t say slurs here

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@nervousBroad[NB]

Oh, what a lovely trend! I started doing some flower pressing recently--I'm hoping to make some bookmarks out of them! #whimsyposting

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@daveStrider[DS]

ive got some sunflower petals pressed you wanna see

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@nervousBroad[NB]

Oh I'd love that! Sunflowers are so beautiful :D

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@daveStrider[DS]

hell yeah i grew a bunch of em last year and cried when my big one died

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@nervousBroad[NB]

Aw, I'm so sorry for your loss. If you saved any of its seeds, you can still have a part of it with you and grow more of its children!

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go my davelings.
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despite everything, youre still just a feathery asshole.
@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting yo

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@gardenGnostic[GG]

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU

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@arsenicCatnip[AC]

:33 < biting mew :33 < biting mew :33 < biting mew

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< oh sorry oh sorry ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

BITE BITE BITE

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

BITE BACK BITE BACK

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@turntechCreamsicle[TC]

Chewy.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< h33h33 yeah

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#whimsyposting is my every damn day i am filled with such love and childlike wonder for the world one could only ever dream to match my whimsy and the carefree way i move throughout life with my boyish charm and million boon smile

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Kull: +15
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THATS MY FUCKIN BOY !!!!!!! yesSIRR

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haha always a great day to have a roxy cheering me on for my efforts to remain whimsical

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when all else fails we stay #silly

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im starting to believe some of you dont know what whimsy means but i appreciate the attempts nonetheless #whimsyposting

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#whimsyposting ! On my morning walk I saw a cute little bird. It was a very lovely bird with very pretty colors. I sadly did not take a picture of it, I wish I did.

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@uranianUmbra[UU]

sometimes things are ephemeral like that, and all the more beaUtifUl for it!

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sometimes memories are made to be remembered, not captured! :D

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everyone start #whimsyposting something whimsical youve done today or in the last week

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@apocalypseArisen[AA]

i found a really cool looking skull

That is a lovely idea!

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oh fuck yes are you keeping it and/or whats your plans for it

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had two bagels.

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@apocalypseArisen[AA]

i was thinking id ask feferi to put it on her mantelpiece since i dont have one of my own

decided to try cereal with drinkable yogurt instead of milk not as bad as some may think i think i shouldve chosen a fruitier cereal lmfao reeses puffs was not the strat

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!! :33 < milk is good. haven't tried drinkable yogmewrt

its pretty good you should try it

all the ladies love me for my beautiful brightly colored plumage

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if i could i would rechytt thys one million tymes.

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@megaloMemes[MM]

c< #recHitt >c

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worms #wormposting

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being a neurotic douche is so hard what the fuck do you mean ive been zoned out and vaguely picking at my feathers for the last two hours

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SKILL ISSuE. FuCKING MORON.

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thanks caliborn

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happens sometimes

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@barackObama[BO]

A gentle reminder to not trust your emotions between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.

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thank u tr0llbama 1 waz g01n t0 behave razhly unt1l n0w

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oh so that's why

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@barackObama[BO]

I am glad my target audience was reached. Might I suggest getting some rest?

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Thii2 adviice could have 2aved me 2o much 2triife iit'2 not funny. thank2.

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i know ur right but theyre so mean and its easier 2 listen

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@barackObama[BO]

Of course. I am apologetic it could not reach you then, but perhaps now you are in a good position to accept it.

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@barackObama[BO]

under democratic suggestion i may follow through to my sleeping abode

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@barackObama[BO]

They do get quite rude. Sometimes, I like to pretend they are cranky old men shouting at me “get off my lawn” style. No, sir, my friends do not all hate me. In fact I love them very much, and they love me in kind. I will continue to skateboard on this public platform.

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@barackObama[BO]

I knew there was a reason I lliked you. Hit me up if you ever wanna do some sick shit in the skatepark, Mister President.

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there werent a lot of bird noises in a neighborhood i frequent so i started making bird noises whenever i passed through and now the local population has also started making bird noises whenever i pass the world is beautiful isnt it guys right

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do you think hes still out there pushing that fuckin boulder somewhere #vagueposting

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It is likely.