birdman
@citrineTectrix
i do a lot of things and a lot of them make no sense | names ds or whatever | caw caw motherfuckers
gotta love pissing people off ngl
wait fucking missed opportunity to say murder of daves FUCK MEEEE anyways brb
if onnly i had a pair of suunnglasses. thenn i couuld be cool like a strider, too..
LIKE I'LL BE LISTENING TO TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS AND THEN FUCKING. BASE AFTER BASE PLAYS. WHAT? I DON'T EVEN PLAY GEOMETRY DASH ANYMORE.
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.
good morning :)
yo i think i hit the 2nd twinkobliterator bruh
I woke up with a sharp pain in my chest. That is new.
l00k at my wife, be jeal0us. https://i.p0stimg.cc/m2j2mhw7/img-8299-cr0pped.png
i think my bro is attempting conversion therapy by throwing something at me everytime i talk about women
.i live in a mobile hive voluntarilY .ask me anythinG
.a tab colA .the blood of my enemieS .and grilled sausagE
.melty cheese inside kinD .with the snappy casinG
whoever hates my posts is kissing me on the mouth btw
>>| that .is very #suggestive.
i dont know how to tell you this but kissing isnt inherently #suggestive or #nsfw just by the way
PL-EAS-E DON'T MAK-E SOLLUX CAPTOR G-ET A JOB )(-E IS M-ENTALLY -E-EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AN -EMPAT)( AND I F-E-EL )(IS SUFF-ERING AAAAAAAAA)(!!!!! )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/36/08/863608a581413832090e40fd6b653f8c.jpg
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sometimes i feel like faking a crashout on here just to fuck with people
whats stopping you?
i think if i tried it would get drowned out cause every day at least one to two people publicly genuinely crash out
cant even go float in the sun about my morning its fucking raining and oddly cold
couldnt you have sent me somewhere funnier
like australia
are you the one whos been barking outside my window also
ok well can you not break into my home while im unaware
theres no breaking about it mostly on account of i can phase through the walls but ill consider it
what if you threw pebbles at my window til i woke up and snuck you into my place through the same window instead