birdman
@citrineTectrix
i do a lot of things and a lot of them make no sense | names ds or whatever | caw caw motherfuckers
holeposting [IMAGE ATTACHMENT] [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: It's a picture of someone's lawn, which is pockmarked with small holes in the ground, as well as scattered piles of dirt. An orange glowing claw is holding a trowel in frame, pointed at one of the holes, as though the trowel is some kind of wand.]
you guys talking about digging holes when ive been on that shit for ages
im starting to believe some of you dont know what whimsy means but i appreciate the attempts nonetheless #whimsyposting
everyone start #whimsyposting something whimsical youve done today or in the last week
i was thinking id ask feferi to put it on her mantelpiece since i dont have one of my own
decided to try cereal with drinkable yogurt instead of milk not as bad as some may think i think i shouldve chosen a fruitier cereal lmfao reeses puffs was not the strat
:33 < i rate this post 9/10 kitty points!! :33 < milk is good. haven't tried drinkable yogmewrt
all the ladies love me for my beautiful brightly colored plumage
being a neurotic douche is so hard what the fuck do you mean ive been zoned out and vaguely picking at my feathers for the last two hours
there werent a lot of bird noises in a neighborhood i frequent so i started making bird noises whenever i passed through and now the local population has also started making bird noises whenever i pass the world is beautiful isnt it guys right
do you think hes still out there pushing that fuckin boulder somewhere #vagueposting
i gotta start saying more shit so people know who theyre fucking with
ii2n't funniier when they don't know who theyre fuckiing wiith?
i need to invoke the iresome groans of several people who wish they could smack be upside the head through the screen
and all II want ii2 a paiir of 2tone cold hard concrete @theDemone22 tiittiie2 two u2e a2 furniiture.
ok weirdos give me your strangest fictional hear me out so i can feel like my tastes are more normal #hearmeout
is it like the image of the round chest and hips with a tiny waist thats my best guess
perhaps or my prevvious experience wwith serkets has led me unfortunately dowwn that rabbit hole hard to say
i mean i did say i thought it might be too basic but i do have a second offering: black holes
your second offering is good i respect this were you a human though your first would place you in the freak /aff category however
The Knight boss from Sonic Frontiers. The Tripods from War of the Worlds. You cannot go wrong with a massive creature/robot with three legs.
sometimes you eat the worm sometimes you are the worm
(and m00st times y00ure b00th s00 it d00nt really matter in the end just live y00ur truth sibling)>
whenever i get a house of my own im gonna do whats called an evil house tour where the camera is just pointed at my face way too closely and you barely see any of the house past me and im gonna still be saying shit like "so this is the bathroom i tried really hard to use color theory in it" and you just dont goddamn see it
ok my #hornyposting hours are over im gonna have ice cream now #nsfw
need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw
some of yall have too high of standards for sex sometimes sex is just desperately rubbing up on someones thigh while they watch and whisper words of praise and encouragement and then when you need to you can just swap places #nsfw
