birdman
@citrineTectrix
i do a lot of things and a lot of them make no sense | names ds or whatever | caw caw motherfuckers
this site is like my morning newspaper i log in i make a few uninteresting comments i like a few posts and then i forget about it for the rest of the day
:33 < same :33 < i come in, meow around a bit :33 < come up with a new bit nyo one likes :33 < and then leave :33 < its a good hobby!
the night sky when you can see the stars is beautiful but have you ever looked at the empty black void of a sky full of light pollution and vividly imagined a world where we are orbiting the only star in existence
i miss my wife even if he wasnt my wife in this timeline #wifeposting
ive been through like 4 sessions by now and only one of them were mine
caw and i cannot stress this enough caw motherfuckers
whoever hates my posts is kissing me on the mouth btw
i dont know how to tell you this but kissing isnt inherently #suggestive or #nsfw just by the way
i dont know about the seven eleven everyone else is working at but so far jeanine has been pissing me off
sometimes i feel like faking a crashout on here just to fuck with people
i think if i tried it would get drowned out cause every day at least one to two people publicly genuinely crash out
people ranting about how this reality shit aint real when its like so what if it aint real we livin in it anyways id rather focus on what i already know and not get too worked up about it
literally just ride it all out no sense gettin worked up by what's under the surface long as the wave keeps rollin in
scam calls struggle so hard stealing my bank info on account of me not legally existing
despite common misconception sprites are not actually slugs and the sprite tail is not actually a foot its literally just a tail
holeposting [IMAGE ATTACHMENT] [IMAGE DESCRIPTION: It's a picture of someone's lawn, which is pockmarked with small holes in the ground, as well as scattered piles of dirt. An orange glowing claw is holding a trowel in frame, pointed at one of the holes, as though the trowel is some kind of wand.]
you guys talking about digging holes when ive been on that shit for ages
im starting to believe some of you dont know what whimsy means but i appreciate the attempts nonetheless #whimsyposting
everyone start #whimsyposting something whimsical youve done today or in the last week
i was thinking id ask feferi to put it on her mantelpiece since i dont have one of my own