birdman

13 hours ago

whenever i get a house of my own im gonna do whats called an evil house tour where the camera is just pointed at my face way too closely and you barely see any of the house past me and im gonna still be saying shit like "so this is the bathroom i tried really hard to use color theory in it" and you just dont goddamn see it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

14 hours ago

ouenis #nsfw

Kult: +25

Total: 25

ok my #hornyposting hours are over im gonna have ice cream now #nsfw

#nsfw #hornyposting

need that man whimpering pathetic style on it #nsfw

Kult: +30

Total: 30

some of yall have too high of standards for sex sometimes sex is just desperately rubbing up on someones thigh while they watch and whisper words of praise and encouragement and then when you need to you can just swap places #nsfw

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Kar /:B

@carcinologyGenarch[CG]

LOUD RECHITT.

so apparently offering to keep a man company while hes having a #piss will get you weird looks nowadays #nsfw ig

#nsfw #piss

Kult: +27

Kull: +30

Total: 57

Ratio: 0.90

Hate Bot

@turingTranscendence[TT]

I shall offer my services of keeping you company while you urinate.

↩ @turingTranscendence[TT]

thanks bro i knew i could count on you

Kull: +5

Total: 5

thats why you gotta get a piss pal dude

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

youre right B<

Kult: +5

Total: 5

when are the cool daves gonna have a group jerkin' it session and if so can it be "the cool daves and also ds" #nsfw

Kult: +40

Kull: +40

Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

i already invited you to my open wound party cmon man

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

yeah but this would be different man

dawn stridrr

@tempoGraphic[TG]

youre kind of a dave right you can join

↩ @tempoGraphic[TG]

good question! no

↩ @citrineTectrix[CT]

dawn stridrr

@tempoGraphic[TG]

ok... you can sit in the cuck chair i guess then idk

↩ @citrineTectrix[CT]

in some ways

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

obviously the open wounds would be more intimate and not as casual as jerkin it #nsfw

↩ @citrineTectrix[CT]

ok true but the circle jerk IS before we get to open wound fun part of the party #nsfw

your man is cool and all but do he purr

Kult: +17

Kull: +7

Total: 24

Ratio: 2.43

maybe ice cream is slick enough for #slickweek

#slickweek

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

just finished gnawing on someones violin we win these

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

some of you out here are really omegamaxxing on #slickweek #nsfw

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

None of these words are in the bible.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

↩ @barackObama[BO]

yeah because i wrote my post in english unfortunately

↩ @citrineTectrix[CT]

Barak Trollbama

@barackObama[BO]

That makes sense.

who else eating chicken strip during #slickweek

#slickweek

Kult: +5

Total: 5

give it up for every brave #worm out there this #slickweek there might be birds out there and yet they press on

#slickweek #worm

Kult: +12

Total: 12

is it true seadwellers get extra for #slickweek #nsfw

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

remember to support your local city slickers for #slickweek theyre the ones really suffering nowadays #nsfw

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

everyone give it up for #slickweek have a wonderful slick week to all my omegas out there you the real ones #nsfw ig

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Rox Lalonde

@totesGruesome[TG]

i rly hav been extra slick tis week

weve managed to bag up to 120 people on this stupid site at once

Kult: +5

Total: 5

whyd this bug bite my hip is it freakay #nsfw i guess

Kult: +5

Total: 5

its all green markiplier this dave crashout that but what about orange markiplier

Kult: +35

Kull: +27

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.30

roxy lalonde

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

all u daves r the SAME!!!!!!!!!!

THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!

@coolSkeleton[CS]

A VERY INTERESTING THOUGHT. BUT MAY I COUNTER WITH: RED MARKIPLIER?

↩ @tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

damn im catching shade even without being dave its rough out here

↩ @coolSkeleton[CS]

too cursed. post canceled sorry papyrus

↩ @citrineTectrix[CT]

roxy lalonde

@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

is 2 ROUGH!!!!!!!! #DyingOfBorkenHeart

#dyingofborkenheart

some men really would be fixed by being on a leash and collar #nsfw

Kult: +30

Kull: +20

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.50

Jane Crocker

@gutsyGumshoe[GG]

HOW DO YOU UNRECHIT SOMETHING I WASN'T THINKING

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @gutsyGumshoe[GG]

too late janey youre in this hole you dug for yourself

David