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the "dog in me" is no longer in me because it has escaped and is running wild in the street. please remain indoors while i attempt to capture and neutralise the target
let the game begin.
if youre a d on the list youre a dave now btw
Ɏ trea-a-at delivery. the world is pure a-a-and righteous once more. Ɏ
Overpopulation is truly doing a number on Chittr’s ecosystem.
gotta love pissing people off ngl
how i look watching him grumble while he tries to find a shirt he wants to wear knowing hes gonna pick one of mine and itll be tight as fuck around his biceps https://i.imgur.com/dtsz4ou.jpeg
No matter how much this guy says he isn't a twink. Do not believe him. He absolutely is one and doesn't want to admit it. He hates the fact people are right when they call him a twink.
dirk finally came back home and i asked him about why he had lovingly tucked bagels into his bed and he point blank told me he didnt do that because why would he do something like that at all. alright man
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ @corollaryAtopos this you loser ??? ૮( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ა ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
People love to hate me for no reason huh.
// and my willing battery Sollux :)
// my limekat.... I think about him...
wikihow to send a text version of bashing someones skull in with a cast iron pan
scrollin chittr with my ppants ooff, tthe wway ggod iintended
fuck the st0res 0n fire #sevenelevenp0sting
like this post if u want me to keep offin ppl anyfin else if ya want me to be nice meenah from now on this is a searious poll fyi
Im s0 happy y0u guys feel c0mf0rtable en0ugh t0 share y0ur m0st intimate m0ments with the wh0le class
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one billion bunnies. imagine...
explode
PINNED Please do not reply! - Post-Game Dave - Candy and Meat don't exist! - He/They guything, AMAB - Polyamorous with male/male adjacent lean BOUNDRIES - No incest. - Shipping okay! Will typically gravitate to Karkats and Johns but if your OC meshes well with him then that's cool too! - Selfcest is fine, he thinks its funny. - No NSFW with writers I'm not familiar with. I'll make posts and engage with other posts of such nature on the timeline, but I am not comfortable writing it with people I don't know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae1f60b242f6.png https://open.spotify.com/playlist/21vr7QixnNLE1m2iRHQMFZ?si=Z16hLBXYR0qyB_yIDb9b_w
its so great to see the timeline united and enthusiastically posting hole! :D
IF YOU BRING AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE TO THE GRAY HOUSE MY DOG WILL BITE YOU. I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH CLEARER I CAN POSSIBLY BE.
I would like to amend my previous statement: I encourage you all to use your creativity when hole-digging. Just please for the love of Gog do not use explosive devices.
(\ /) as much as i imagine you all are having fun digging holes, if you come across items like a coffin dressed in chains, or start to experiencing a crushing, claustrophobic sensation that is trying to guide you into burying yourself among the dirt, it is advisable to stop digging before it takes you.
For dinner? One asparagus, one raisin.
Hah! Good one. That is quite silly.
This fucking idiot @unhackabledottildeUath thinks he's Mitch McTronnell. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/reaction/get%20a%20load%20of%20this%20guy.png
Can you all like this so I can ratio this idiot. Thanks https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/a7c89b7a-19dd-42be-80e3-9371d5592ef4#reply-e62ed561-54e2-4889-a907-8e31eb18db88
Bulge. #nsfw
time for a good healthy dinner consisting of mini chips ahoy and an entire container of lettuce shoved into my mouth raw
anyway youre either frolicking in this field with me or youre frolicking in this field against me #whimsyposting
Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting yo
today i took my daughter out for a walk in the woods and we got the chickadees to eat seeds out of our hands! #whimsyposting
#whimsyposting is my every damn day i am filled with such love and childlike wonder for the world one could only ever dream to match my whimsy and the carefree way i move throughout life with my boyish charm and million boon smile
#whimsyposting i went out 2 an opening event 4 free comic book day!! been readin tha FUCK out of old harlyquinn bc Her Sauce but some of the carapician free comic book oneshots r cute as hell im startin to get into them #thankujunebug
(\ /) #whimsyposting https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/nightfloatin.jpg
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(\ /) morning https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/harlequin-regi.webp
(\ /) https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/harlequin-demi.webp
Everyone who misgenders my lovely girlfriend will face the FIRESIDE of my PISTOLS! Begin to equip your respectful britches lest you get hit with a KAPOW In your KISSER!!
ill believe this for now
unfortunately "woah we are both fucked in the head wanna make out" works and will continue to work on me
A gentle reminder to not trust your emotions between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.
After serious deliberation and encouragement by exactly one (1) person, I have decided to become evil. #Itstimetodrinkblood.
just kissed a fish man feelin good
I'm going to need these RP forum ple8s to start giving me a little more to work with than, like, less than half of my length. Someone get these wretched fucks a spellchecker. And a thesaurus, too, actually. #nogru8sleft8ehind
"crime is legal" ok ?? i already do whatever i want always
Like this post to explode your phone
slept most of today which is a wild switch up from my usual barely sleeping at all considering going the fuck back to sleep again too
I've been largely busy doing other things. How are we lately, Chittr? #Itstimetodrinkwater.
think we all know what today is jerk him off with your tail monday #nsfw
bug tier list https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fe106433d2b.png
Fuck. Okay yes I should have expected this.
MY TYPE IS PEOPLE WHO CAN #HURT ME AND BEAT ME UP SOMETIMES. AND OCCASSIONALLY OTHER ME'S. THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME, THOUGH. SEND CHITT.
gonnaa posst hole #nssfw httpss://cdn.diisscordaapp.com/aattaachmentss/311431599445245952/1489703712036360254/iimaage.png?ex=69d16232&iiss=69d010b2&hm=db151141cfaa35e9245aac14ff3ff82397fc56120ce5bfe439832373d878c0cb3b&
KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
told kk to get ready for the reunion and he referred to me as his boytoy and then john fucking agreed with him there is no god damn loyalty or truth left in the world #nsfw
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1489132389685919946/unnamed_11.webp?ex=69cf4e1c&is=69cdfc9c&hm=8a0e312656ef793eb166217b172d49c7cc60215fd5ee6df4c524367e1ce96793&=&format=webp&width=691&height=829 #memes
~beautiful- now its bisexual
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it isnt much but this is probably good enough to post right? just a little more skin than last time :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff350e550722.png (#nsfw art by me!)
hot take but you dont have to heat up soup to eat it just use the lid and slurp it right out of the can you dont have to be so fucking extra and use a god damn stove
GOING TO SLEEP FOR A BIT. DMS OPEN, SEND ME BIRDS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO. BIRDS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED THOUGH.
heres to hoping i have more #weirdasfuck dreams tonight shoutout to my brain cooking up odd shit frequently
Wishful thinking But i Really want Someone to Make out With my Nook That shit Sounds hot #nsfw
I CAN'T FIX HIM BUT I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE. #VAGUEPOSTING
WHO UP SCHLONKIN THEY SHIT. #NSFW
LOW-KEY NEED MY SHIT SCHLONKED. #NSFW
[ OOC INFORMATION POST ] -- carcinologyGenarch [CG] began trolling ??? at 09:29 -- This is KAR, he's my kinsona! You can find his full-body reference HERE: https://ibb.co/5WtGK2xQ He is TRANSMASC and uses he/they pronouns - he's also disabled, he has chronic pain as well as POTS. He's 9.7 sweeps old, and he's lowk a 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 so beware of #nsfw at times. I'll always make sure to properly tag his posts! His interests include: drawing, listening to music, reading, writing, and the few bands he listens to. He's still a little asshole, but he's not AS mean as canon Karkat. (:B
think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw
walking around an abandoned building, , ,
Sick of being a bird. Might try to be a new cooler animal. Not sure which one yet.
with the way this concert is going i wouldnt be surprised if troll cher didnt show up tomorrow all im sayin #eridanweek
Free healthcare will be provided to individuals injured, maimed, or accosted at #EridanWeek.
JUST BANGED MY KNEE REAL BAD #OUCH
an/mal(?) fun fact!: d/d yOu knOw that hOOters /s nOt a bar/restaurant that has Owls? very d/sappO/nt/ng, but the staff /s fr/endly!
ii wa2 takiing a riide on the communal 2cuttlebuggy and overheard 2omeone 2ay "and that'2 why ii don't roller2kate and read anymore." never a dull day iin culldrop.
the <on<ept of ownership is fake btw if you're ever not looking at something it is mine now
about to try seaweed. this looks like fucking fish food. #derogatory
The time that Chittr was down was the perfect opportunity to kiss your wife.
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I saw that someone else took that curious quiz but he marked it NSFW? Why NSFW? I was under the impression this related to some sort of radio-show "manosphere" personality. At least that's what I saw researching "Alpha".
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
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so thats the power of yuri in action
chittr is broken / don't leave the main page till the problem is resolved / we're working very hard on fixing it
(( ooc for this cause LOL not to be that guy but dont forget to put the slashes in a/b/o
If anyone asks. The couch blood is being taken care of. Not sure how it got there, and I am really, genuinely not interested in finding out.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2357760b1898.png ??? @tendriltheurgist
putting @citrinetectrix "on blast" for trying to get me to fall to a sex joke. you're not funny. #pissgate won't happen again. you're playing chess, i'm playing chess better than you are. #*spades*slickweek #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69cc4a492681.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
i despise trolls who are against writing within your own books annotating and adding to my poetry books is what keeps me connected to them and makes them mine
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
#MEATPOSTING OR PERHAPS #MEATBALLPOSTING... MAYBE EVEN #SPAGHETTIPOSTING! NYEH HEH! https://familystylefood.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Juicy-Italian-Meatballs.jpg
can i have one day where #pissgate doesnt haunt me?
crazy that im trusted to do some low level math tutoring when i dont have any diplomas
only let vibes choose what i wear youll never catch me checking the weather. if im too hot or cold thats on me for not having the right vibes
wanna feel my teeth sinking into his flesh n his hands against my back his breath hot against the side of my face fuck man #nsfw
#hornyposting cancelled i miss being able to eat bread
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
Getting my trans kid a happy meal with a girls toy so she knows I'm woke now.
F^CK ALL OF YO^. LOGGING OFF FOR THE NIGHT. 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
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UNFORTNATE MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING MY FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO MY UVULA IS MAKING ME THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, AND THAT WAS IMMENSELY HOTTER JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST. #NSFW
Shame that women aren't real.
all the more reason to play the game and collect.
sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful
(( somehow both chittr and one of my other friend groups are simultaneously taking about piss. maybe its just a urine-y day today
wild thinking about all the hard drugs i took in hollywood haha addiction is a bitch. now i just got my weed garden and everything is beautiful. i wa taking coke at like 8 years old back in the day and here i am a grown ass dude whos clean. hella #substances #substanceabuse #addiction #healing
anyone can change if given the time and opportunities. but not everyone is willing to. still worth being kind when you can, but not a pushover either. those are my words today.
#PISSGATE THIS PISSGATE THAT FUCK YOU #PRIMALPLAY AND I'M NOT ELABORATING. #NSFW #NSFWE
Just because I'm a bird now does not mean all my raps will be about birds. That said. A lot of them will be.
stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/326359270800.png #stick #coolfind #keepingit
love waking up to a cat violently jumping at my face got some new scratches but thats aight its just how it be
can someone please tell my matesprit that hooters is not like a cat cafe but with owls.
I CAN'T TELL IF MY STOMACH IS RUBBLING BECAUSE IM HUNGRY OR BECAUSE OF SOMETHING ELSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW
isnt it crazy that if tou put a tilde in what youre typing it makes your brain narrator say it way more fruity
Have you come to admire my amazing presence? @timaeusTxstified
SO I PAID 2 MILL FOR A GENDER CHANGER LASER, WHO WANTS
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only write so many pardons.
NO, THIS IS PAPYRUS SKELETON. YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE WRONG PERSON. WORRY NOT, HOWEVER! AS THE ONLY PAPYRUS PRESENT, I SHALL ACT AS A STANDIN FOR THIS "PAPYRUS UNDERTALE"! YOU MAY THANK ME LATER. OR NOW. EITHER WORKS.
yo dude my macaroni box had two cheese packets
Boys are so clingy.
You can do whatever you want forever. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4478df53ad6.jpg
check it out im in the house like carpet
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
caw. fucker
Any wizards want to cast a spell of wings don't itch. Thanks.
Please do not ask me to take the wheel. I do not have a driver’s license.
i am of the firm belief that people look so much fucking hotter when theyre covered in blood dont think it matters whos blood it is tho man i might need to stabcute people more often #nsfw #nsfwe maybe #gore
highkey my glow is too beautiful and my feathers are too damn soft to have responsibilities
yall ever watch true crime bullshit n go "goddamn i could do that shit and never get caught" just eat the bodies its that simple #gore probably
I'M ACT^ALLY SO GLAD I BLOCKED THE MENTION OF FEET ON MY FEED? HOLY F^CK.
in my #wormitude
just me and my fuzzy paw slippers that i definitely didnt snatch from a friend when i was in their house against the world
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
jigsaw is a beautiful name for a wiggler
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
◥▶◀◤ --> We can try talking about my favorite topi% instead
there is an invisible person responding to my chits #hello #whogoesthere
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Is everyone a main sniper now? Or why the piss YEAH!!
Now bitch pull up
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how to stop your kid from trying to feed you worms
:33 < guess im gonna post a selfie here nyall go https://i.imgur.com/XHqqUeq.jpeg #selfie
[I'm so very proud of you.]
Bitches love me for my bright and colourful wrist band.
Could fuck up a rotisserie chicken right now.
Pinned Post Time! Nice to meet you all. My name's Hal Strider, and I'm really Just A Guy at the end of the day. I like a lot of things, but I mostly REALLY like Pokemon. I could talk about it for a Good Bit. I live in a House and I have Hobbies and I'm generally just trying to Be Human.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
took too damn long to get ready but whatever ive got the dress on if anyone wants to be #normal about that
good morning (friendly connotation)
watched a video of a snake getting its venom extracted one time but tbh all it got me thinking about was forcibly prying someones mouth open sexual style and i aint been able to stop thinking about it since #nsfw
id fuck another me #nsfw
wrong ive just been staring at the broken glass so it knows im pissed off about this
never forget freaking out is always an option especially over small inconveniences #droppedmyglass #itshatteredonthefloor
Never copy paste. Noted. I see I had a stroke, but I trust my message was somehow still delivered.
I apologize, my dear constituent. According to color theory, adding fuchsia to orange blood deepens the color to a deep red. I If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses. For the remainder of understanding, I recommend you watch Fargo. It is quite enjoyable.
CAW.
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
📦 Shipping update: The packages are um. Yeah they're kissing sloppy style. It's gonna ruin the boxes, sorry man.
good morning little goth people in my phone.
me when people say something mad fucking stupid to me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d45a153cf208.jpg
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
They hate the way i glow harshly and float in corners like some kind of ominous feathery lamp with two swords.
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
man i hope this old lady that is clearly senile doesnt notice me breaking and entering and stealing all of her shit
@ultim/\teKn/\\/e This is /\ctu/\lly delicious th/\nk you https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/gift.png///
caw
im always saying i got that dawg in me but i think that dawg is a cat who just acts like a dawg ykwim