♥ liked by @citrineTectrix
bug tier list https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fe106433d2b.png
Fuck. Okay yes I should have expected this.
MY TYPE IS PEOPLE WHO CAN #HURT ME AND BEAT ME UP SOMETIMES. AND OCCASSIONALLY OTHER ME'S. THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME, THOUGH. SEND CHITT.
gonnaa posst hole #nssfw httpss://cdn.diisscordaapp.com/aattaachmentss/311431599445245952/1489703712036360254/iimaage.png?ex=69d16232&iiss=69d010b2&hm=db151141cfaa35e9245aac14ff3ff82397fc56120ce5bfe439832373d878c0cb3b&
KICKING MY FEET GIGGLING
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
told kk to get ready for the reunion and he referred to me as his boytoy and then john fucking agreed with him there is no god damn loyalty or truth left in the world #nsfw
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it isnt much but this is probably good enough to post right? just a little more skin than last time :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff350e550722.png (#nsfw art by me!)
hot take but you dont have to heat up soup to eat it just use the lid and slurp it right out of the can you dont have to be so fucking extra and use a god damn stove
GOING TO SLEEP FOR A BIT. DMS OPEN, SEND ME BIRDS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO. BIRDS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED THOUGH.
heres to hoping i have more #weirdasfuck dreams tonight shoutout to my brain cooking up odd shit frequently
Wishful thinking But i Really want Someone to Make out With my Nook That shit Sounds hot #nsfw
I CAN'T FIX HIM BUT I CAN MAKE HIM WORSE. #VAGUEPOSTING
WHO UP SCHLONKIN THEY SHIT. #NSFW
how 8ig would the dave strider handjo8 circle 8e if we just take daves from this we8site alone #nsfw
[ OOC INFORMATION POST ] -- carcinologyGenarch [CG] began trolling ??? at 09:29 -- This is KAR, he's my kinsona! You can find his full-body reference HERE: https://ibb.co/5WtGK2xQ He is TRANSMASC and uses he/they pronouns - he's also disabled, he has chronic pain as well as POTS. He's 9.7 sweeps old, and he's lowk a 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀 so beware of #nsfw at times. I'll always make sure to properly tag his posts! His interests include: drawing, listening to music, reading, writing, and the few bands he listens to. He's still a little asshole, but he's not AS mean as canon Karkat. (:B
think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw
walking around an abandoned building, , ,
Sick of being a bird. Might try to be a new cooler animal. Not sure which one yet.
with the way this concert is going i wouldnt be surprised if troll cher didnt show up tomorrow all im sayin #eridanweek
Free healthcare will be provided to individuals injured, maimed, or accosted at #EridanWeek.
an/mal(?) fun fact!: d/d yOu knOw that hOOters /s nOt a bar/restaurant that has Owls? very d/sappO/nt/ng, but the staff /s fr/endly!
ii wa2 takiing a riide on the communal 2cuttlebuggy and overheard 2omeone 2ay "and that'2 why ii don't roller2kate and read anymore." never a dull day iin culldrop.
the <on<ept of ownership is fake btw if you're ever not looking at something it is mine now
about to try seaweed. this looks like fucking fish food. #derogatory
The time that Chittr was down was the perfect opportunity to kiss your wife.
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I saw that someone else took that curious quiz but he marked it NSFW? Why NSFW? I was under the impression this related to some sort of radio-show "manosphere" personality. At least that's what I saw researching "Alpha".
pplease pelase stop please i cant take it pleaes please please let me me in please https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9e356a334a50.png
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chittr is broken / don't leave the main page till the problem is resolved / we're working very hard on fixing it
(( ooc for this cause LOL not to be that guy but dont forget to put the slashes in a/b/o
If anyone asks. The couch blood is being taken care of. Not sure how it got there, and I am really, genuinely not interested in finding out.
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putting @citrinetectrix "on blast" for trying to get me to fall to a sex joke. you're not funny. #pissgate won't happen again. you're playing chess, i'm playing chess better than you are. #*spades*slickweek #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69cc4a492681.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
i despise trolls who are against writing within your own books annotating and adding to my poetry books is what keeps me connected to them and makes them mine
i'm never going back to the felt manor.
#MEATPOSTING OR PERHAPS #MEATBALLPOSTING... MAYBE EVEN #SPAGHETTIPOSTING! NYEH HEH! https://familystylefood.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Juicy-Italian-Meatballs.jpg
can i have one day where #pissgate doesnt haunt me?
crazy that im trusted to do some low level math tutoring when i dont have any diplomas
only let vibes choose what i wear youll never catch me checking the weather. if im too hot or cold thats on me for not having the right vibes
wanna feel my teeth sinking into his flesh n his hands against my back his breath hot against the side of my face fuck man #nsfw
#hornyposting cancelled i miss being able to eat bread
SOMETHING SPECIAL FROM WHEN I WAS EXERCISING EARLIER. THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOTHERFUCKIN WAY. ;o) #nsfw #bulge #sweat #lifting #GAINS https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0950bb5f4eb4.jpg
Getting my trans kid a happy meal with a girls toy so she knows I'm woke now.
F^CK ALL OF YO^. LOGGING OFF FOR THE NIGHT. 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷
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UNFORTNATE MY OWN COMMENT ABOUT PUTTING MY FINGERS DOWN MY THROAT TO MY UVULA IS MAKING ME THINK OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, AND THAT WAS IMMENSELY HOTTER JEGUS FUCKING CHRIST. #NSFW
all the more reason to play the game and collect.
sometimes you meet your alternate selfs brother and hes hyper aggressive and violent and youre kinda in charge of having to kill him if he cant live peacefully in society because youre the only one whod be able to do it and then you sit on his chest for pressure therapy and then a few years pass and then she becomes a beautiful woman and i think thats beautiful
(( somehow both chittr and one of my other friend groups are simultaneously taking about piss. maybe its just a urine-y day today
wild thinking about all the hard drugs i took in hollywood haha addiction is a bitch. now i just got my weed garden and everything is beautiful. i wa taking coke at like 8 years old back in the day and here i am a grown ass dude whos clean. hella #substances #substanceabuse #addiction #healing
anyone can change if given the time and opportunities. but not everyone is willing to. still worth being kind when you can, but not a pushover either. those are my words today.
#PISSGATE THIS PISSGATE THAT FUCK YOU #PRIMALPLAY AND I'M NOT ELABORATING. #NSFW #NSFWE
Just because I'm a bird now does not mean all my raps will be about birds. That said. A lot of them will be.
Can I borrow your kids for a while i need pack mules
stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/326359270800.png #stick #coolfind #keepingit
love waking up to a cat violently jumping at my face got some new scratches but thats aight its just how it be
can someone please tell my matesprit that hooters is not like a cat cafe but with owls.
I CAN'T TELL IF MY STOMACH IS RUBBLING BECAUSE IM HUNGRY OR BECAUSE OF SOMETHING ELSE I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW
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isnt it crazy that if tou put a tilde in what youre typing it makes your brain narrator say it way more fruity
Have you come to admire my amazing presence? @timaeusTxstified
SO I PAID 2 MILL FOR A GENDER CHANGER LASER, WHO WANTS
WHY MUST TODAY'S HOROSCOPE BE SO DIFFICULT?! DESPITE MY BROTHER'S WORDS OF DUBIOUS ENCOURAGEMENT I CANNOT SEEM TO CRACK THIS ONE! THIS IS NOT A CRY FOR HELP, HOWEVER. I KNOW I CAN SOLVE THIS EVENTUALLY. EVEN IF I WORK MYSELF... DOWN TO THE BONE!
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only write so many pardons.
NO, THIS IS PAPYRUS SKELETON. YOU SEEM TO HAVE THE WRONG PERSON. WORRY NOT, HOWEVER! AS THE ONLY PAPYRUS PRESENT, I SHALL ACT AS A STANDIN FOR THIS "PAPYRUS UNDERTALE"! YOU MAY THANK ME LATER. OR NOW. EITHER WORKS.
yo dude my macaroni box had two cheese packets
You can do whatever you want forever. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4478df53ad6.jpg
check it out im in the house like carpet
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
Any wizards want to cast a spell of wings don't itch. Thanks.
Please do not ask me to take the wheel. I do not have a driver’s license.
i am of the firm belief that people look so much fucking hotter when theyre covered in blood dont think it matters whos blood it is tho man i might need to stabcute people more often #nsfw #nsfwe maybe #gore
highkey my glow is too beautiful and my feathers are too damn soft to have responsibilities
yall ever watch true crime bullshit n go "goddamn i could do that shit and never get caught" just eat the bodies its that simple #gore probably
I'M ACT^ALLY SO GLAD I BLOCKED THE MENTION OF FEET ON MY FEED? HOLY F^CK.
just me and my fuzzy paw slippers that i definitely didnt snatch from a friend when i was in their house against the world
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
jigsaw is a beautiful name for a wiggler
// part of me feels bad for starting #piss but the other half of me is pissing himself over the whole thing im ctfu
i want to make my first formal apology ever to the moderators of this site for starting the #piss fanaticism. it will probably happen again with a different topic. i apologise in advance.
◥▶◀◤ --> We can try talking about my favorite topi% instead
there is an invisible person responding to my chits #hello #whogoesthere
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Is everyone a main sniper now? Or why the piss YEAH!!
Now bitch pull up
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how to stop your kid from trying to feed you worms
:33 < guess im gonna post a selfie here nyall go https://i.imgur.com/XHqqUeq.jpeg #selfie
Bitches love me for my bright and colourful wrist band.
Could fuck up a rotisserie chicken right now.
Pinned Post Time! Nice to meet you all. My name's Hal Strider, and I'm really Just A Guy at the end of the day. I like a lot of things, but I mostly REALLY like Pokemon. I could talk about it for a Good Bit. I live in a House and I have Hobbies and I'm generally just trying to Be Human.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
took too damn long to get ready but whatever ive got the dress on if anyone wants to be #normal about that
watched a video of a snake getting its venom extracted one time but tbh all it got me thinking about was forcibly prying someones mouth open sexual style and i aint been able to stop thinking about it since #nsfw
wrong ive just been staring at the broken glass so it knows im pissed off about this
never forget freaking out is always an option especially over small inconveniences #droppedmyglass #itshatteredonthefloor
Never copy paste. Noted. I see I had a stroke, but I trust my message was somehow still delivered.
I apologize, my dear constituent. According to color theory, adding fuchsia to orange blood deepens the color to a deep red. I If your Chitts are consistently funny and amuse me, you are exempt from the draft and most non-federal offenses. For the remainder of understanding, I recommend you watch Fargo. It is quite enjoyable.
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
📦 Shipping update: The packages are um. Yeah they're kissing sloppy style. It's gonna ruin the boxes, sorry man.
good morning little goth people in my phone.
me when people say something mad fucking stupid to me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d45a153cf208.jpg
my morning truth is its my goal in life to kiss as many fellow daves as possible because no ones hotter than me
They hate the way i glow harshly and float in corners like some kind of ominous feathery lamp with two swords.
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
man i hope this old lady that is clearly senile doesnt notice me breaking and entering and stealing all of her shit
@ultim/\teKn/\\/e This is /\ctu/\lly delicious th/\nk you https://file.g/\rden//\I6w\/iUpTXp\/hj0P/gift.png///
im always saying i got that dawg in me but i think that dawg is a cat who just acts like a dawg ykwim