KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenetwinkist
DON'T PISS DOWN MY POSTURE POLE AND TELL *ME* IT'S RAINING, CONDESCE.
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
L1ST3N1NG TO L3G4LLY BLOND3 TH3 MUS1C4L W1TH C4S3Y TH3 S4L4M4ND3R 4ND 1'M GO1NG TO B3 SO 4NNOY1NG 4BOUT TH1S
Word, Casey the Salamander has good taste
B33 < if she starts asking me to sign contracts or threatening legal purrc33dings im blaming you
GO CULL YOURSELF TEREZI. #CLEARPOSTING #WHATTHEFUCKISYOURPROBLEM
JUST GOT ENGAGED AND SOME FUCK IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MATESPRIT. #TARGETED #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
they said yes #vagueposting #redrom #nsfw
hottest thing you can say to a troll imo https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/64/0d/4d640d80c31cb0d53c9d99909917c500.jpg #nsfwe #gore
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU FEEL GUILTY AS FUCK FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE.
gotta apologize and then try to do things right!
LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL IS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. BOTH ARE FANTASTIC BUT THE MUSICAL DEVELOPS THE ROMANCE BETWEEN EMMETT AND ELLE NATURALLY WHILE THE MOVIE JUST THROWS THAT SHIT IN AS A BONUS.
alexa put on my super sexy rap fucking mixtape i made for having gay sex with myself #nsfw #selfcest
SOME ROBOTS NEED TO BE GOUGED OUT AND REPAIRED SLOWLY AND WITH A LOT OF SEXUAL TENSION AND RAGE. #PITCH #NSFW #VAGUEPOSTING
forget the robots since wwhen are you a primal cut a rump steak
JANE BECAME A FASCIST DICTATOR AND WANTED TO CONTROL TROLL REPRODUCTION, SO ME AND DAVE SAID HELL NO. CUE WAR, I GET BUFF AND SEXY AND EVERYONE WANTS ME, THE END
I am blissfully unaware of what this means in regards to the previous post. Please do enlighten me.
iit2 alway2 paiiliing paiiliing paiiliing wiith u guy2 and never job job job
(^･ω･^) < ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO BE SAYING THAT WHILE YOUR NAME IS 'SOLLUX FAPTOR', NO JUDGEMENTS JUST A CHOICE!!!
MY JOB IS BORNING BUT SIMPLE, WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT IT
u kno ii really ju2t do thiing2 for the love of the game to be fully hone2t wiith u
you really wwant to hear about the in an outs of managin a meuseum?
BRO STRIDER IS REMINISCENT OF OLD, DISGUSTING, MOULDERING GRUB LOAF.
man. :(
ooooh i wish i had 2 men to kiss me rn eyes emoji eyes emoji
well thats ok we should like meet up with john and spend some time together like that one time heh wink wink
AM I A WHORE. #NSFW
sure bro im gonna make cakes and conveniently lay them around your house
you're gunna cheat with your time shit and try slamming it in my face again? highly rude, strider.
no im not im gonna actually just sit home and eat an entire slime pie #substance
LA LA LAND IS AN AMAZING FUCKING MOVIE AND WHOEVER DISAGREES SHOULD GO PAIL THEMSELVES. NOBODY WANTS TO PAIL SOMEBODY THAT DOES NOT LIKE LA LA LAND.
THIS IS WHY TROLL RYAN GOSLING IS HOTTER THAN YOU. *AND* HUMAN RYAN GOSLING.
hehehehehehe i mean whattt why are you calling me an idiot thats like so not cool of you man
WHAT?? i can't believe you. D: i'm #hurt, karkat.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
HASHTAG HATEFLIRT MY BULGE, ASSHOLE. #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #IFUCKINGGUESS
okay dude so like youre totally into me its kinda giving off desperate vibes how much youre trying and then fucking up lmao #nsfw #hateflirt #fuckihavetodothiseverytime
YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #WETRANSCENDQUADRANTSDIPSHIT #IWISHTHISUSEDAO3FILTERING
ik i am dude lmao thats prolly why youre so into me and why im so into you lol #nsfw #flirtingofsomekind #karkatsybau