KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenetwinkist
DON'T PISS DOWN MY POSTURE POLE AND TELL *ME* IT'S RAINING, CONDESCE.
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
basically what we're gonna do is dance #sneakernight
big. warm. bubblebath.
+ a candle and watching youtube on the phone.
hot wet rag on face and a funny podcast about space.
JUST WATCHED LA LA LAND WITH @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625. WE'RE TRAUMA BONDED NOW.
i can’t believe you would do this to me babe said with love and despair
DOLL JUST GOT A STRAPLESS STRAP TO USE ON ME SINCE SHE GOT BOTTOM SURGERY. #WINNING #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
we stay fucking winning im so excited
concept: touching themself to the thought of you you being so desired that even when you dont know it they are scrolling your account looking at selfies rereading dms even just looking at the notifications of you liking their chitts is enough thats how obsessed they are just to have a piece of you to admire while they play with themself theres no way you could know how often it happens but you cant help thinking about leaving out dirty clothes for them to steal whenever they come over just in case they want something real against their nose when they finish next time (tags: Reader/Anonymous, masturbation, obsession, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, #nsfw, #rankworks, musk, flushcoded, no quads mentioned, archive rating: M)
KUDOS!
[|87 :: 1 applaud thee
:33< furk yesssssssssssssssssss :33< ten trillion kudos rankmaid mew sure know how to make a kitty purr
kudos! (´｡• ω •｡`)
hoo boy
c< KudOs! >c
Kudos...
i might actually be the luckiest girl alive i have never been so happy lmao
you love to see it!!!
(Glad things are not going horribly wrong for once!) Woof
hell yeah jinx i hope you’re doing fucking awesome im spreading my good mood everywhere
gonna ignore how weird it is that i understand you bro but shit me too dawg (literal)
well i went silly at the hardware store and am currently setting up a waterslide in my backyard. so yeah!
I'M SO FUCKING LUCKY.
I Am Very Happy To Hear That You Are Succeeding
kanayas are nice. obviously not all of them are the same but they don't get enough credit.
i havent met a kanaya i didnt like!
ill keep that in mind! i see a lot of kanayas. gosh, time is so funny...
I WANNA GNAW ON MY MATESPRIT.
NOBODY ELSE CLEANS AROUND HERE, WHAT THE FUCK.
NOTHING. IT WAS A GENERAL STATEMENT THAT SUMMARIZES MY DAILY EXPERIENCE.
catch me with rubber gloves there to help you dawg
revolu☭ion! nex☭ week! ge☭ exi☭ed
Yezzir! (*｀▽´*)
rip ☭o allende he was a real one h☭☭ps://i.makeagif.☭om/media/12-05-2023/mnyq☭-.gif
you already said t)(at t)(ree weeks ago w)(ere tf you been anyway, you got real quiet after a w)(ile
taken too soon u︵u
tc)(, damn. )(ope t)(ey try again.
yea)( BUT MY AIM IS G-------ETTIN B------ETTA! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A
HUMANS! I would like to alert you that troll mating season will soon be upon us. If you notice an increase in #NSFW activity during the season, please note that is entirely normal. The season will be over in a quarter of a sweep. Your understanding is appreciated.
>>| do not forget #hornyposting. this .is .also .involved .in such season.
I see, thank you for the information I will practice precaution. #nsfw
Oh, this is just jokes right boss?
:o) Ah...Drone season, is it? :o) My favorite time of year.
IT'S REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING TO HAVE A VIDEO OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING SITTING IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL. HUMILIATION RITUAL. #NSFW
bRo lIkE HaNd iT ThE FuCk oVeR. tHaT'S WhAt mY LiKe (O: wAs mEaNiNg
I UNDERSTOOD WITH THE FIRST MESSAGE, MAKARA. FUCKING PERVERT.
(O: gOtTa bE SuRe bRo, AiN'T WaNnA Be vAgUe lIkE ThE ReSt oF ThE MoThErFuCkErS On hErE.
HONESTLY, THAT MAKES ME RESPECT YOU A LOT MORE. HALF OF THE IMBECILES ON THIS APP DON'T UNDERSTAND PROPER COMMUNICATION IN RELATIONSHIPS, IT PISSES ME OFF.
nAh sOuNdS LiKe a pReTtY GoOd tImE MoThErFuCkEr (O: wAnT Me tO LiKe fAlL On yOuR SwOrD? wAnNa oPeN Me uP SlOw oR FaSt? HoNk hOnK HoNk! #GoRe #NsFw
tHaNkS MaN, gOtTa bE FuCkInG DiReCt tO GeT WhAt yOu fUcKiNg wAnT. eAsY ShIt tO LiVe bY. dUnNo hOw mOtHeRfUcKeRs bE AlL DeMuRe aNd cOy aBoUt sHiT AlL ThE TiMe. HoNk! WhAt dOn't pIsS YoU OfF BrO?
I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT ROMCOM BULLSHIT WASN'T REAL, BUT HOLY SHIT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
we living the dream with this one
WHY IS SHIT GOING RIGHT FOR ME?
unsure have y0u c0nsidered that the universe isn't statistically stacked against y0u and thinking that is just pr0jecting
idk have you considered maybe you deserve it
fat boy dont be afraid to get on top #IfHeDiesHeDies
bulge #suggestive
love it when my wife #mywife rips a hole through the time space continuum just to visit me and give me a little kiss on the cheek
my babe #mybabe
i think i need a real good dicking down, fuuuuck. #nsfw