KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenetwinkist
DON'T PISS DOWN MY POSTURE POLE AND TELL *ME* IT'S RAINING, CONDESCE.
3LL3 WOODS TH3 WOM4N TH4T YOU 4R3
1 3NJOY3D TH3 MOV13 TOO BUT TH3 MUS1C4L 1S MOR3 3NT3RT41N1NG 4S 4 BL1ND P3RSON
I WAS LITERALLY JUST SAYING SHIT ABOUT HOW THE MUSICAL IS BETTER THAN THE MOVIE.
1F YOUR3 GONN4 H4T3 T4LK TO M3 D1R3CTLY >:/
HOW'S THIS FOR HATE: YOU'RE A BULGESHITTING NOOKWHIFF THAT CAN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF MY MATESPRIT.
#CLEARPOSTING AAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK IT'S GENIUS WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
I'LL GIVE YOU THIS AND ONLY THIS KARKAT IT MIGHT EVEN BE ENOUGH TO FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING A LITTLE TWINK PRICK
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
♨𝐵een baking all day, had a nap, and went right back t✿ ෆy ෆessy adventure. 𝒜lways g✿t t✿ ෆake sure the st✿ck is g✿✿d f✿r the upc✿ෆing 𝒞arnival events﹗ ❤︎
♨𝐼 can ෆake five tubs this tiෆe f✿r y✿u﹗ 𝒥ust give ෆe a little bit t✿ get s✿ෆe ✿f the ingredients and 𝐼 can c✿ෆe by s✿ෆetiෆe t✿ dr✿p it ✿ff﹗ 𝒟✿es 𝒟ave want anything﹖﹖
watched the musical rent for the first time it was cool
I FUCKING LOVE RENT.
people be glazing overrated music artists what the fuck about my boy yung spinach cumshot and his hit song young rich incels #nsfw
you whatd me first man dont turn it back to me as if im schizo
im not hallucinating these chicks all up on me right now though you bitchless ass
It may n9t 6e the c9mm9n c9ld. I can hardly type.
Even in my dizzy, dis9riented state I will n9t fall f9r y9ur 6ait. I await y9ur ap9l9gy patiently. There will 6e n9 hard feelings.
wires that shouldnt be touching.... touching... power being stripped away from parts of my body and my cooling systems clocking in over time #nsfw
IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
I love when Jake sends me a photo and its just his big hairy tits on full display. ... Maybe I shouldn't admit that. #Suggestive.
@echoBiologist meet up with me and @carcinoGenetwinkist maybe B ;) #suggestive
bro these are my fucking partners #nsfw #letmejoin #whatwhosaidthat
you know what hell yeah also we have fucked before dude but whatever #nsfw #selfcest
dude karkat always gets on my ass about some 'LET ME WATCH YOU FUCK YOURSELF' and im like 'ok dude someday' #nsfw #selfcest #targetedposting
you know what we can give him what he wants if it turns him on and gets him going yk #nsfw #selfcest