KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenetwinkist
DON'T PISS DOWN MY POSTURE POLE AND TELL *ME* IT'S RAINING, CONDESCE. HE/HIM OR ANY. DON'T CARE. ❤︎: @turntechGirlhead ◆︎: @arachnidsGalvanized ASKS: https://forms.gle/ExyD2ArgBhe7SwG36
I NEED TO STP DOIGN THIS SHIT
MMMMM SOPOR SLEEPY. OHHHH MSEOW BEAST IVDOEOS MMMMMMMM
KINKS?? I LIKE BEING CHOKED. I GUESS BREATHPLAY IS THE PROPER TERM. IT'S HOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S FROM MY GIRLFRIEND SITTING ON MY RECOGNITION SURFACE.
NORMALIZE DRAWING SHITTY SHIP ART OF YOU AND YOUR PARTNER.
ARE YOU SERIOUS? OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY BLOODPUSHER I WILL EXPLAIN FOR SOMEONE LESS FORTUNATE IN TERMS OF INTELLECT. BULGE? TROLL DICK. WHIFFING? REAAAALLY SNIFFING. I AM SAYING THAT YOU ARE WHIFFING BULGE, YOU LITTLE RUNT.
I'M BORED.
I AM SO VISCERALLY UNATTRACTIVE AND YET I SOMEHOW PULLED TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, ONE PALE ONE FLUSHED. I THINK THEY'RE JUST ATTRACTED TO PATHETIC MEN.
youre not unattractive like at all dude. thats not me flirting btw its me statin a mf fact
hottest guy i’ve ever met btw
I NEED MORE MEOWBEAST VIDEOS.
search up 'cat video comp' trust me you'll find what you're looking for
<~https://yovtv.be/5QXC42vRvJ4?si=YI0mbVmpaYsF-q6m :D~>
YOU ASSURE ME YOU LOVE ME AND SEAL IT WITH A KISS I CAN'T BE CONVINCED IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME 'TIL YOU SEE THE DAGGER IT'S A SPECIAL OF MINE TO CAUSE DISASTER SO PREPARE FOR THE IMPACT AND BRACE YOUR HEART FOR COLD, BLOODY, BITTER SABOTAGE SABOTAGE - LAUFEY
I'VE GOT 10K KULL COMING UP WHICH REALLY ISN'T JACK SHIT BUT I WANT TO DO SOMETHING. EITHER A PHOTO OF MYSELF OR SOME RANDOM SHIT. WHATEVER YOU WANT, I GUESS.
ANON SAYS: "I WANNA FEEL MY LIPS ON YOURS." WHO THE FUCK???? SAY THIS SHIT TO MY FACE. UNLESS IF YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND THEN YOU CAN JUST KISS ME.
GHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHBBGGHHHHHH
D---> Sigh, another troll had a similar issue earlier today and I'll say it again. This is why trolls needs to do everything in moderation.
better now that she’s with her future husband <3
I'M ABOUT TO DRINK SO ASK AWAY.
STARING AT THE CEILING. GH.
It's staring back, Karkat. Strike a pose.
A glass of wine and a good mood, but I don't think you could even handle the latter.
ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU TEAM SQUIRT, OR TEAM CREAM?" A: FOR FUCK'S SAKE. HOW DO I EVEN BEGIN TO FATHOM A RESPONSE FOR THIS QUESTION? CREAM, I GUESS.
!!! HELL YEAH CREAM TEAM !!!
ANON ASKS: "ARE YOU PERHAPS SINGLE? DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC PREFERENCE TO GIRLS OR BOYS OR THEMS?" A: I AM NOT IN FACT SINGLE. I GUESS I MIGHT BE OPEN TO ANOTHER QUAD IF SOMEONE REALLY CAUGHT MY BULB. NOTHING FLUSHED. CASUAL PAILING MIGHT BE FINE. IN TERMS OF PREFERENCE, NOT AT ALL. I'VE FOUND MYSELF DATING MORE WOMEN IN GENERAL, SOMEWHAT DUE TO THE TWO "MEN" I WAS WITH TRANSITIONING. POINT IS-- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. GENDER IS STUPID.
Not if you're out spreading your legs for every other lad and lass on the damn site!
Says the guy who just said he'd be open to casual pairing. Waa waa waa.
@TWOARMAGEDDONS SAYS: "A2 WII2E WORD2 FROM TF2 2COUT 'NEXT TIIME EAT A 2ALAD!'" A: I'M AWARE THAT THIS IS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT REFERRING TO MY WEIGHT. HOWEVER, I FUCKING LOVE SALAD. SO I WILL EAT SALAD. THANKS, JACKASS.
THIS JUST IN! SOLLUX CAN'T HANDLE FAT BITCHES!
REWATCHING THE NOTEBOOK.
I don't know why I thought you meant the Death Note.
SO FUCKING BORED.
rip dude. you wanna play repo together when i get back from my morning walk?
LET'S WAIT FOR CHUIMI TO PLAY REPO. WE COULD PLAY SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH.
BOYNOOK AND GIRLBULGE COMBO.
STUPID FUCKING THUNDERSTORM SCARING ME.
