KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenetwinkist
DON'T PISS DOWN MY POSTURE POLE AND TELL *ME* IT'S RAINING, CONDESCE.
DAVE KEEPS GOING TO GAMZEE AND EATING SOPOR PIE AND MAKING SHITTY ASS BEATS.
DAVE FELL ASLEEP. WHAT THE FUCK.
GO CULL YOURSELF TEREZI. #CLEARPOSTING #WHATTHEFUCKISYOURPROBLEM
JUST GOT ENGAGED AND SOME FUCK IS TRYING TO STEAL MY MATESPRIT. #TARGETED #YOUKNOWWHOYOUARE
//INTRO POST INCOMING... CURRENTLY GOING THROUGH TWINK DEATH YET STILL KEEPING THE INFAMOUS CHUMHANDLE CARCINOGENETWINKIST. HE'S AN UGLY FUCK THAT MANAGED TO PULL TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN, @turntwinkGodhead AND @echoBiologist (ME AND THE BAD BITCHES I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC...) HE AND DAVE LIVE IN WHAT USED TO BE THE STRIDER APARTMENT, NOW REDECORATED WITH CASES OF SHITTY MOVIE DVDS AND LESS WEAPONS. THEY OWN A BLACK KITTEN NAMED JUNO (YES, AFTER THE MOVIE). HE/HIM PREFERRED, BUT HE DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING CARE. ALSO ON PESTERCHUM UNDER THE SAME HANDLE.
me when im at the outshine my fiance competition and my opponent is you
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU FEEL GUILTY AS FUCK FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE.
gotta apologize and then try to do things right!
LEGALLY BLONDE THE MUSICAL IS WAY FUCKING BETTER THAN THE MOVIE. BOTH ARE FANTASTIC BUT THE MUSICAL DEVELOPS THE ROMANCE BETWEEN EMMETT AND ELLE NATURALLY WHILE THE MOVIE JUST THROWS THAT SHIT IN AS A BONUS.
BRO STRIDER IS REMINISCENT OF OLD, DISGUSTING, MOULDERING GRUB LOAF.
AM I A WHORE. #NSFW
sure bro im gonna make cakes and conveniently lay them around your house
you're gunna cheat with your time shit and try slamming it in my face again? highly rude, strider.
no im not im gonna actually just sit home and eat an entire slime pie #substance
LA LA LAND IS AN AMAZING FUCKING MOVIE AND WHOEVER DISAGREES SHOULD GO PAIL THEMSELVES. NOBODY WANTS TO PAIL SOMEBODY THAT DOES NOT LIKE LA LA LAND.
THIS IS WHY TROLL RYAN GOSLING IS HOTTER THAN YOU. *AND* HUMAN RYAN GOSLING.
hehehehehehe i mean whattt why are you calling me an idiot thats like so not cool of you man
WHAT?? i can't believe you. D: i'm #hurt, karkat.
I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE *IN REAL LIFE*.
HASHTAG HATEFLIRT MY BULGE, ASSHOLE. #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #IFUCKINGGUESS
okay dude so like youre totally into me its kinda giving off desperate vibes how much youre trying and then fucking up lmao #nsfw #hateflirt #fuckihavetodothiseverytime
YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? #NSFW #HATEFLIRT #WETRANSCENDQUADRANTSDIPSHIT #IWISHTHISUSEDAO3FILTERING
ik i am dude lmao thats prolly why youre so into me and why im so into you lol #nsfw #flirtingofsomekind #karkatsybau