KARKAT VANTAS

@carcinoGenetwinkist

DON'T PISS DOWN MY POSTURE POLE AND TELL *ME* IT'S RAINING, CONDESCE.

Blood: AnonymousAge: 22 years10.5 sweepsKult Score: 2827Kull Score: 335445 followers 45 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

JUST WATCHED LA LA LAND WITH @TURNTECHGIRLHEAD#2625. WE'RE TRAUMA BONDED NOW.

@turntechGirlhead#2625

Kult: +27

Kull: +17

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.59

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

i can’t believe you would do this to me babe said with love and despair

Kult: +12

Kull: +7

Total: 19

Ratio: 1.71

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

DOLL JUST GOT A STRAPLESS STRAP TO USE ON ME SINCE SHE GOT BOTTOM SURGERY. #WINNING #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE

#winning #nsfw #suggestive

Kult: +27

Kull: +12

Total: 39

Ratio: 2.25

Yes!

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

we stay fucking winning im so excited

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I'M SO FUCKING LUCKY.

Kult: +37

Kull: +25

Total: 62

Ratio: 1.48

@godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

I Am Very Happy To Hear That You Are Succeeding

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@featheryFuckass[FF]

꒰ঌ What for? ໒꒱

↩ @godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

THANKS, KANAYA. (:B

↩ @featheryFuckass[FF]

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

MY LOVE LIFE, DIPSHIT. IT'S GREAT.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@featheryFuckass[FF]

꒰ঌ FLOCK yeah dude! ໒꒱

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

NOBODY ELSE CLEANS AROUND HERE, WHAT THE FUCK.

Kult: +41

Kull: +15

Total: 56

Ratio: 2.73

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

what happened

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

NOTHING. IT WAS A GENERAL STATEMENT THAT SUMMARIZES MY DAILY EXPERIENCE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

catch me with rubber gloves there to help you dawg

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

IT'S REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING TO HAVE A VIDEO OF YOURSELF MASTURBATING SITTING IN YOUR CAMERA ROLL. HUMILIATION RITUAL. #NSFW

Kult: +67

Kull: +60

Total: 127

Ratio: 1.12

@capriciousWardog[CW]

bRo lIkE HaNd iT ThE FuCk oVeR. tHaT'S WhAt mY LiKe (O: wAs mEaNiNg

Kull: +10

Total: 10

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

i’ll tear your skin off dawg

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I UNDERSTOOD WITH THE FIRST MESSAGE, MAKARA. FUCKING PERVERT.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

kInDa iNtO ThAt mOtHeRfUcKeR (o:

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

(O: gOtTa bE SuRe bRo, AiN'T WaNnA Be vAgUe lIkE ThE ReSt oF ThE MoThErFuCkErS On hErE.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

you won’t be when you’re bleeding out on the ground dipshit

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

#violence

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

HONESTLY, THAT MAKES ME RESPECT YOU A LOT MORE. HALF OF THE IMBECILES ON THIS APP DON'T UNDERSTAND PROPER COMMUNICATION IN RELATIONSHIPS, IT PISSES ME OFF.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

nAh sOuNdS LiKe a pReTtY GoOd tImE MoThErFuCkEr (O: wAnT Me tO LiKe fAlL On yOuR SwOrD? wAnNa oPeN Me uP SlOw oR FaSt? HoNk hOnK HoNk! #GoRe #NsFw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

tHaNkS MaN, gOtTa bE FuCkInG DiReCt tO GeT WhAt yOu fUcKiNg wAnT. eAsY ShIt tO LiVe bY. dUnNo hOw mOtHeRfUcKeRs bE AlL DeMuRe aNd cOy aBoUt sHiT AlL ThE TiMe. HoNk! WhAt dOn't pIsS YoU OfF BrO?

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I WAS STARTING TO THINK THAT ROMCOM BULLSHIT WASN'T REAL, BUT HOLY SHIT. IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

Kult: +57

Kull: +35

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.63

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

we living the dream with this one

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT I SAID, MORON.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

this is the thanks i get huh lmao

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

<3<3<3<3<3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

<3<3<3<3<3<3 love you jackass

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

LOVE YOU MORE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@turntechGirlhead[TG]

not possible btw

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

WHY IS SHIT GOING RIGHT FOR ME?

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@apocalypticAtrocity[AA]

unsure have y0u c0nsidered that the universe isn't statistically stacked against y0u and thinking that is just pr0jecting

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechGirlhead[TG]

idk have you considered maybe you deserve it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

SELFCEST.

Kult: +40

Kull: +30

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.33

@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

CASEY DON'T LOOK AT POSTS LIKE THIS.

@centaursArsenal[CA]

D --> Bad idea.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

😖😖😓😓🙏

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I'M SO FUCKING COLD.

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

You Aught To Find A Blanket My Dear I Would Not Want You To Grow Ill

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

JOHN JUST OPENED GMOD TO SPAWN IN LIKE THIRTY FUCKING CASEYS AND HAVE THEM RUN TOWARDS HER. HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AZKPRTTM0CNYBN8T/IMAGE.PNG

Kult: +57

Kull: +45

Total: 102

Ratio: 1.27

@godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Seems Your Egbert Is Having Quite The Fun Time

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

TRUST ME, SHE IS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Always A Pleasure To Hear And I Hope You Are Doing Just As Well My Dear

@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

✨👑

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@ghostyTerror[GT]

holy shit i want one

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I CAN'T SAY I AM, KANAYA, BUT THANKS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

Then I Hope Things Only Go Up From Here Karkat You Know I Am Always Rooting For You And Should You Ever Need To Talk I Am Only A Message Away

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER EVENTUALLY. THANKS.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@godlyAuxiliatrix[GA]

I Will Always Be Open To It

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

TIRED. I BARELY FUCKING SLEPT LAST NIGHT. I MISS MY CUPE.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

GRILLLED CHEESE.

Kult: +30

Kull: +5

Total: 35

Ratio: 6.00

@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/Odar6t7ZB-oAAAAd/gecko-cute.gif

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

SOLLUX CAPTOR HAS TAO BULGES BEFSYEE THEYTE BOTH REALLY SMALL HE HE NEEDED TO COMPENSATE. #NSFW

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I AM HIGH WND I LOVE MY GIRLFR IENDS #SUBSTANCE I YESH

Kult: +40

Kull: +27

Total: 67

Ratio: 1.48

@capriciousWardog[CW]

gOoD FoR YoU BrOtHeR hApPy tO SeE A MoThErFuCkEr wInNiNg (O:

Kult: +12

Total: 12

PLEASE STAY SAFE, KARKAT. I'M GRATEFUL YOU ALL ARE HAPPY TOGETHER.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

THANKS GABZEE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

YES!!!

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

[|:^)

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I JUST COACHED CASEY TO MONOPOLY VICTORY. FUCK YES.

Kult: +95

Kull: +70

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.36

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

OF COURSE I FUCKING SAW.

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

@divineMechanicals[DM]

well

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I TOLD HER SPECIFICALLY NOT TO TRADE WITH YOU.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@divineMechanicals[DM]

you did a good job

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

🫵🏆

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@divineMechanicals[DM]

awwwwwwwwwwe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@glubshittoAsshole[GA]

How cruel... 😢😢😢 You really should have let her decide on her own. 😒 Some people can just be so manipulative when they get the chance to mentor someone. Hee-hee. 🤷

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

FUCK OFF. SHE WANTED TO WIN, I HELPED HER WIN.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@glubshittoAsshole[GA]

Hee-hee. Certainly.

↩ @divineMechanicals[DM]

@viceroybubblesVsalamancr[VV]

🤗🤗🤗

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

SHE BREAKS UP WITH HER AND IMMEDIATELY DATES AN ALTERNATE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Kult: +67

Kull: +45

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.49

@containedArmageddons[CA]

trying f0r a reroll

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

@jegbertGame[JG]

karkat, i think you're failing to see the big picture here.

Kult: +25

Total: 25

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@jegbertGame[JG]

how do i repost replies???

Kult: +20

Total: 20

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I DON'T THINK YOU *KNOW* THE FULL PICTURE, EGBERT.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

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@jegbertGame[JG]

sorry to break it to you dude, but i'm pretty sure i do.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

THEN EXPLAIN IT BECAUSE CLEARLY I'M MISSING SOMETHING. DM ME IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING CONFIDENT.

↩ @carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

@jegbertGame[JG]

haha, no way! not right now at least. i was just about to go to bed. sorry karkat!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@containedArmageddons[CA]

snipping t0ol cut0ut, host image, p0st on y0ur own.

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

COULD THAT HAVE GONE ANY WORSE? I FUCKING DOUBT IT.

Kult: +44

Kull: +20

Total: 64

Ratio: 2.20

@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

the good newws is it probably is not as bad as you think it is

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

MY MOIRAIL BROKE UP WITH ME.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

oh uh https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyMzRscnZnNzB0c3c3d3JhNG1vdHp3YXJqZWpmYzFmejV0YWhiOGJtbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/i2GADdaJIscPS/giphy.gif

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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@feferiPeixes[FP]

I'm sorry for your loss, Karcrab 38( If t)(ere's anyt)(ing I can do to )(elp you feel betta, don't be afraid to ask!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

FUCK, IT'S SO NICE TO SEE A FRIEND AGAIN.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

ARE MY EXPECTATIONS TOO FUCKING HIGH?

Kult: +14

Kull: +12

Total: 26

Ratio: 1.17

∙☾__☽ ye prrobably everryone's ̶f̶ucked up

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@undefyingMess[UM]

4R3 Y0U 0K4Y

@carcinoGenetwinkist[CG]

I MISS HER.

Kult: +41

Kull: +22

Total: 63

Ratio: 1.86

@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<SOMEBODY GETS IT

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i miss mew too! :33 < i'm just assuming this is ameowt me beclaws i'm dilusional

Kult: +2

Total: 2

angstrom "angie" harley!

@grimbarkGuardian[GG]

me too....... :(

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@undefyingMess[UM]

WH0 4R3 W3 T4LK1NG 4B0UT