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@extremelyBizarre

i don't really have anything to put in a bio right now. do people even read these things? :B

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

all the humans liked that one, while all the trolls didn't. that's really funny. :B

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i just realized a "bucket list" is way different for trolls than it is for humans. #suggestive

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i want to wear a dress

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

DOES YOUR KARKAT HAVE TITTIES?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

uh. what?

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

EXACTLY. DO I HAVE TITTIES?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

my karkat is dead. :B

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

BEFORE THAT, DIPSHIT.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i think he had, like. pecs?

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

DO I HAVE PECS?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i don't know. you don't look that buff.

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@carcinoGenomicist[CG]

DO I HAVE TITS?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

yeah, why? i'm really confused about this conversation!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'm fuckinf shaking i drank too much caffiwne.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

ouch.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i think im autistic.

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Many such cases.💚

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You're on Chittr.ing. You are, in fact, autistic.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

hmm…

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

is this an official diagnosis? i have no way of actually getting professionally diagnosed.

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If you have no way of getting actually diagnosed: yes. It can be an official diagnosis. You have autism.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

wow. okay, thanks!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'm also seeing the little floaty white things again.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

uuurgh my back hurts and i can't crack it...

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@turndeadGodthriller[TG]

yeah

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

yeah. :(

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

#pining.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

whatever, i'm doing one of the two. good night!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

what's the difference between pining and yearning?

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pining is when you never had it/don't have it yet. yearning could be either you never had it/don't have it yet or you had it but its not with you aniemore either temporarilie or forever

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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

also pining is alwaies romantic, yearning dont gotta be

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

oooh. okay, thank you!

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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

no problem

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

what are the downsides of eating a fuck ton of popcorn?

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@ultimateGenarch[UG]

TUMMY ACHE.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i can handle tummy ache. what else?

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@ultimateGenarch[UG]

JUST TUMMY ACHE.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

more popcorn it is!!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

um, anyways. i'm watching another movie!

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

oh, what an asshole... #vagueposting

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

ewwwwwww. #vagueposting

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

don't wanna.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i didn't know crying could make your glasses fog up.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i miss when we were all still friends.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i really wanna just lay and sleep some more.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i feel really sick. ough.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

not sure if that's a great idea, john. also i think it's more emotional sickness :(

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@phantomCinephile[PC]

oh shit uh we can talk if you wanna

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i don't want to bother you, it's just grief and shit. i'm coping!

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@phantomCinephile[PC]

dude if i offer its not gonna be a bother but okay. grief sucks though, treat yourself to something yummy

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

i'll try. hard to find anything yummy in this place, haha!

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@phantomCinephile[PC]

you still got alchemy stuff?

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

yeah, but it's all so flavorless! >:B

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@phantomCinephile[PC]

I got chu I got like the best code SJ93DS2K - cinnamon bun

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

oh my god, thank you.

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@phantomCinephile[PC]

Any time

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