♠ hated by @extremelyBizarre

I feel it best that I extend a formal apology, to Laika and those who love them. Last night, I helped them relapse. I offered them alcohol, and did not even try rescind that offer after finding out they were four months sober. I was already more inebriated than usual myself, and I believed at the time that allowing them to get plastered would keep them from doing something worse. Selfishly, though, I think I just wanted someone to get wasted with. I'm sorry, Laika. Please, please don't blame yourself. You were vulnerable, and I was irresponsible. For what it's worth, I was glad to have you around either way.
ou9h, the pain, i can't 9o on. /2hit2 all over your floor.
WHATEVER, I'M GOING BACK TO CUPE. EGBERT, I SWEAR TO GOD, DO NOT FOLLOW ME.

ok just woke up, opening my favorite website right now, hit me with a pity and ill be sad.
EGBERT DAMAGING HIS PAN WOULD BE A LOT FUNNIER IF IT WASN'T ALREADY SO ASTONISHINGLY ROTTED.

that wasn't that serious...it was nice but i dunno how genuine it was

no hotdog post today. hotdogs cancelled.

you aren't mine. no qualms about killing you.

